Authors: Ernest Cline
“We
are
talking about aliens here,” I reminded him “You can't impose human logic on alien behavior, right? Why should anything they do make sense to us? Their culture and motives might be ⦠you know, âBeyond our human understanding.' ”
My father shook his head.
“This human understands enough to know when he's being messed with,” he said. “These aliens have done everything they've done to us for a reasonâmaybe to elicit a reaction. Or to put us in specific kinds of circumstances, to see how we'll react to themâcollectively, as a species.”
“As a test?”
He nodded; then he sat down abruptly without saying another word, like an attorney who had finished delivering his closing argument to a jury, and stared at me, apparently waiting for me to respond, his eyes darting back and forth feverishly, hanging on my reaction.
“What is it you think they're testing us for? To see how terrified they can make us? To see how difficult we are to kill or enslave?”
“I don't know, Son,” he said, his voice still calm and even despite his expression. “Maybe they wanted to see how our species would handle itself during an encounter with another intelligent species? A potentially hostile one? That's one of the classic tropes of science fiction. Aliens are always showing up to put humanity on trial.
The Day the Earth Stood Still, Stranger in a Strange Land, Have Spacesuit Will Travel
âand a bunch of different
Star Trek
episodes. The Europans might have a million different motives. On the eighties reboot of the
Twilight Zone,
there was this one episode, called
A Small Talent for War
â”
I raised my hand to cut him off.
“But this isn't science fiction, General,” I said, feeling as if I were the adult in this conversation, while he had assumed the role of the starry-eyed teenager who won't listen to reason. “This isn't some
Twilight Zone
episode. It's real life, remember?”
“Life imitates art,” he said. “And maybe these particular aliens do, too.” He smiled at me. “Does any of this feel like something that could happen in real life to you? Or do events seem to be unfolding the way they would in a story, or a movie?”
He picked up a large whiteboard resting against a nearby console and tilted it toward me so that I could see the two hastily drawn diagrams on it. He'd drawn a picture of the Death Star from
Star Wars
on the left side and a sketch of the Disrupter dodecahedron on the right. Both drawings were surrounded by arrows and notes that appeared to draw a comparison between the two. But it was hard to be sureâbecause I couldn't read my father's handwriting to save my life.
“Take the Disrupter, for example,” he said. “Why is it so difficult to destroy, when we have no problem plowing through their other drones? Why not make all of their drones that hard to destroy? Because the Disrupter is a level boss, that's why!” He pointed to the whiteboard. “The Disrupter is their version of the Death Starâit's a huge, nearly indestructible doomsday weapon, but it has a small Achilles' heel that will allow us to destroy it.” He locked eyes with me. “It's like they designed it that wayâso that at least one pilot has to sacrifice themselves to destroy it. The shields only drop for a few secondsâjust long enough for two perfectly timed core detonations to go off! Why would they engineer it that way, unless it was on purpose?”
I nodded. “I wondered the same thing,” I confessed.
“No weapons designer or engineer would build something with such an arbitrary weakness,” he said. “The Disrupter is more like something a videogame developer would come up with, to create a big challenge at the end of a levelâa boss that requires a huge sacrifice to destroy. And then they send oneâjust oneâto attack this base, instead of sending it to couple with Earth. Why? Because they wanted us to see how it worked! Then they let us destroy it! Maybe that was part of their testâto find out if humans are willing to make a heroic sacrifice to save their comrades? To see if our species actually behaves the way we portray ourselves in our books and movies and games?” He stood back up and began to pace, faster and faster. “They could be testing us to see if humanity lacks the courage of its convictions? Are we as selfless and noble as we think we are?”
“But how would the aliens even know about Vance's heroic sacrifice?” I asked. “Or about anything that was going on within the EDA's ranks during those battles?”
He bit his lower lip; then he held up his QComm.
“Think about it. Where did this QComm tech come from?”
I shook my head, not wanting to believe it. But he nodded in disagreement.
“The Europans invented this technology, and we barely even understand how it works,” he said. “For all we know, they're using these to eavesdrop on us right now.” He rubbed his temples, wincing. “I mean, do you think it was a coincidence that of all the EDA sites around the world they could've attacked this morning, they chose the one where we'd just relocated all of our elite recruit candidates?”
He fell silent and stared at me. My head was spinning. I sat down in one of the leather chairs bolted to the floor.
“Why are you telling me all this?” I asked.
He frowned, looking disappointed that I needed to ask.
“Because you're my son,” he said. “Maybe I just want to get your opinion.”
“On what, General?”
“On what you think we should do,” he said. “Do we ignore everything about the Europans' actions that don't add up and let the EDA launch their doomsday weapon at them? Try to commit genocide against the first intelligent species we've ever contacted?”
“But they're coming here to commit genocide against us!” I shouted. “We have no choice but to defend ourselves!”
“I believe we do, Son. I think that's what they're doing: presenting us with a choice. We can try to destroy them, thereby ensuring that they destroy us,” he said. “Or we can take a gamble, based on our deductions and our moral reasoning, and try to stop the Icebreaker.”
“But thenâwon't we just be allowing them to wipe us out when they arrive?”
“If they wanted to exterminate humanity, they could have done it decades ago,” he said. “They had the technological capability to wipe us out the day we made first contact with them. The illusion that we can defeat them in this war is just thatâan illusion. It always has been.”
I didn't respond. He took me by the shoulders.
“No one else knows all of this. No one else could read these tea leaves like you and me, Zack. I feel like there must be a reason the two of us are here right now. We're in a position to decide the fate of humanity.” He smiled. “Maybe it's destiny.”
I stared into his eyes. He was telling me the truthâor what he believed to be the truth. There was no doubt in my mind of that. It's impossible to have a poker face with someone who has the same face as you.
“This is why you didn't participate in that first Icebreaker mission, wasn't it?” I asked. “The admiral benched you, didn't he? He thought you might try to sabotage it?”
He nodded. “He knows me well,” he said. “We were friends a long time.”
“You shared this theory with Admiral Vance?” I said. “And he didn't buy it?”
“Archie is a good man,” he said. “Fearless. Honorable. But the guy doesn't have much of an imagination,” he said. “And he doesn't know shit about common tropes in science fiction.” He grinned. “Take his call sign, Viper. He borrowed that from Tom Skerrit's character in
Top Gun,
his all-time favorite movie. He hates science fiction. I could never get him to watch
Trek, Wars,
Firefly,
or
BSG
!” He shook his head. “The bastard even refused to watch
E.T.
! Who doesn't love
E.T.,
I ask you?”
“Yeah, the man obviously can't be trusted,” I muttered.
My father frowned at my sarcasm. “That's not what I meant,” he said. “Archie is a fighter at heart. He believes we can beat them, despite their superior technology, because evolution has better equipped us for warfare.” He shook his head. “I'm a gamer, Zack. Like you. When I find myself confronted with a puzzle, I can't help but try to solve it.”
He began to pace back and forth in front of me again.
“I want to find out what the Europans really are. What's really down there, under all that ice?” He looked up through the dome, at the bright band of stars overhead. “I want to know the truth. I want to reach the end of the game.” He turned to locked eyes with me once again. “And I want to save the world, if I can.”
“How?”
“I'm not sure,” he said. “But I'm going to try, if I get the opportunity.” He looked at the floor. “And I wanted to explain myself to you first. So you'll understand any actions I may be forced to take.” He shrugged. “Maybe you can explain them to your mother, if I don't get the chance. ⦔
He trailed off. I was too frightened of what he might say to ask him to elaborate.
When it became clear to him that I wasn't going to say anything more, my father reached out and pressed his hand to the scanner beside the exit. The door hissed open.
“It's a lot to process,” he said. “I'll give you some privacy to think it all through.”
He took a step forward, as if to hug me, but something in my eyes made him change his mind. He smiled and stepped back.
“I'm gonna head back down to the Thunderdome and run a final systems check on each of the control pods,” he said. “Meet me there whenever you're ready, okay?”
I nodded, but remained silent. He gave me another forced smile, then disappeared through the exit.
Once he was gone, I sat there alone in the darkened Daedalus Observatory control room, at the center of the giant electronic ear that humanity had constructed to try to communicate with its enemy, thinking about everything my father had just told me.
What if he was right about everythingâjust like he'd been right all those years ago when he scribbled down his theory about the Earth Defense Alliance in that old notebook of his? That theory of his had seemed ridiculous at first, too.
I let the possibility linger in my thoughts for a moment. Then I cast one last glance up through the dome at the starry dynamo stretched out over my head, taking it all in. Then I turned and hurried out the exit, fleeing the solitude of the Daedalus Observatory as quickly as I could. There wasn't much time left. I didn't feel like spending any more of it alone.
I
rode the turbo elevator back up to the observation deck. The moment the elevator doors swished open and I stepped into the large domed room, the odor of burning cannabis filled my nose. The smell grew increasingly stronger the farther I ventured into the room, as did the familiar strains of Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon,
punctuated by fits of only slightly suppressed laughter.
In the dim light, I could now make out two figures stretched out on the floor across the room: Shin and Milo were sprawled side by side, lying flat on their backs, staring up through the observation dome at the glowing band of the Milky Way above. They were passing a cruise-missile-sized joint back and forth. The Pink Floyd was cranked up so loud they hadn't heard me come in, so I stood there eavesdropping for a few minutes while they continued a giggle-filled discussion of their favorite
Robotech
episodes.
I tiptoed up behind, then loudly cleared my throat.
“What's up, fellas?”
Shin scrambled to his feet, looking mortified. But Milo barely even reacted.
“Zack!” Shin said, turning red. “We didn't hear you come inâ” He turned to point a finger at his companion. “I was, uh, showing Milo some of the things we grow in our hydroponic garden and, ahâ”
“Now you're getting stoned out of your gourds?” I said. “While listening to
Dark Side of the Moon
?” I motioned to the cratered surface out beyond the dome, stretching to the horizon in all directions around us. “On the
far
side of the moon?”
“This is a special strain of Yoda Kush that I myself created,” Shin said, holding up his giant spliff. “I thought it might help relax his nerves.” Then he took a long hit and inhaled deeply. “Poor Milo is really stressed out, aren't you?”
Milo shook his head. “Not anymore,” he said, grinning wide. “Zack, you won't believe this shit!” With some effort, he sat up, then turned to face me. “Shin told me that the EDA spent decades engineering a special strain of weed that helps people focus and enhances their ability to play videogames! Once they had it perfected, that was when the government finally started legalizing it in the States.” He raised his arms in victory. “This ganja is part of the war effort! I love it!” He broke into song, and Shin immediately joined him.
“Â âAmerica
.
Fuck yeah. Comin' to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!'Â ”
They broke up into another laughing fit.
“Where are the others?” I asked.
“They all snuck off to bone each other,” Milo announced. “Whoadie and Chén, then Debbie snuck off with Graham.”
I had no idea how to respond to this information.
“I can't say I blame them,” Milo said. “We're all facing the possibility of imminent death. Why not throw caution to the wind and go out with a bangâso to speak.”
“I was just thinking the same thing,” Shin said, turning to smile down at him. The two of them made eyes at each other for a few secondsâuntil my clueless ass finally figured out what was going on.
As my mother was often fond of pointing out to me, my “gaydar” was just plain broken.
“I'll see you guys later,” I said, backing toward the exit. “I'm just gonnaâyou know.” I nodded over my shoulder. “Let you guys have some privacy.”
Shin grinned at me, amused at how flustered I'd become all of a sudden.
“Thanks, Zack,” he said.
“Yeah, thanks dude!” Milo called after me, laughing. “We could use the privacy!”
As I rode the lift down to the Thunderdome, I found myself wondering where Lex was and what she was doing. Had she too found some handsome stranger to spend her last moments with, while I waited mine out alone up here, a million miles away?
01h33m43s remaining.
When I reached the Thunderdome, I didn't think there was anyone else there at first. Then the canopy of one of the drone controller pods slid open, and my father climbed out of it. He smiled at me, but I turned away as soon as our eyes met and walked over to one of the other pods. Just as I was beginning to lower myself into it, my father crouched at the edge of the oval-shaped pit and looked down at me.
“I'm sorry, Zack,” he said. “I shouldn't have dumped all of that on you. It was too much, after everything else you've been through today.”
“It's okay,” I said.
“Thanks for listening,” he said. “You're a good listener, just like your mom.” He looked away. “I justâI've been waiting for a long time to talk with you about all that. ⦔
He trailed off. I lifted my eyes to meet his gaze but didn't respond.
“Aren't you going to say anything?” he asked.
I shook my head. “I'm still trying to process all of it,” I replied. “I don't know what to believe.”
He nodded. I hit the button to close my control pod's canopy. It slid shut between us, ending the conversationâor at least postponing it temporarily.
I sat in my simulated cockpit with my eyes closed, trying to collect my thoughts. I didn't have much luck.
Sometime later, I heard my father greet Debbie, Chén, and Whoadie. Milo, Shin, and Graham a few minutes after that.
When the countdown clock hit the one-hour mark, we all gathered in front of the command station to watch the president of the United States address the nation from the Oval Office on live television. She smiled reassuringly at the camera, but the fear in her eyes was evident.
“My fellow Americans,” she began. “At this very moment, the leaders of every nation around the world are about to show their citizens the same briefing film I'm about to show you, which will explain the alarming situation that now faces all of humanity.”
Debbie was standing nearby, staring down at her QComm display, waiting for the moment when she could finally call her boys. But our phones were still locked. I glanced over at Chén, Shin, and Graham, who were each focused on other, smaller display screens mounted nearbyâthe ones that showed the leaders of their respective countries making a similar introduction. A second later, the faces of the US and Chinese presidents, and of the Japanese and British prime ministers, vanished from the display screens and the Earth Defense Alliance logo appeared on each of them.
“In 1973, NASA discovered the first evidence of a nonterrestrial intelligence, right here in our very own solar system,” Sagan's voice-over began, “when the
Pioneer 10
spacecraft sent back the first close-up photograph of Europa, Jupiter's fourth-largest moon.”
The eight of us stood there, clustered together in a tight knot, and rewatched the entire film, this time with the knowledge that the rest of humanity was seeing it, too.
When the film ended, the president's face reappeared, and she told the world what Admiral Vance had told all of us at Crystal Palace earlier that morningâwhich now felt like an entire lifetime ago. Once the president finished revealing the bad news about the approaching alien armada, the networks began replaying her address, with increasingly alarming headlines superimposed across the screen, along with footage showing the stunned and panicked reactions of average people.
As I watched the chaos unfold in the array of video windows before me, I thought about my mother, and my friends, and everyone else trapped down there.
Would the EDA's plan really work? Would our civilization collapse in the wake of the revelation that we were about to be invaded by aliens, or had the EDA subconsciously prepared us enough to deal with it, as they'd hoped?
Would humanity cower in fear, or stand its ground and fight back?
I stared at the screens, wondering which one it would be.
Shin pulled up dozens of different television networks from all over the world and displayed them on the dome side by side, along with more video feeds from the Internet.
We watched as the initial wave of panic spread across the globeâfootage of people freaking out on crowded city streets and stampeding out of sports stadiums. But the world seemed to take the news incredibly well. If there were riots, mass suicides, and looting going on, no one was reporting themâor even posting videos of them online.
Within minutes, it seemed like the same newscasters who had delivered the news were now reporting with total confidence that most of the world's civilian population was already responding to the EDA's call to arms, and that hundreds of millions of people all over the world were already mobilizing themselves by logging on to the EDA's online operations servers to enlist and then receive their combat drone assignments and take up arms and defend the planet. Several networks were showing clips of people abandoning their cars in traffic to run into electronics stores and libraries and coffee shops and Internet cafes and office buildings, thousands upon thousands of people, all in a mad dash to get somewhere with broadband Internet access.
There was no way the news networks could've pulled together all that footage so quickly (and then edited it together for broadcast). And at this stage, it would be impossible to know whether or not a majority of the world's population was prepared to join the Earth Defense Alliance and fight to defend our home. This had to be the EDA at work, convincing media outlets that our best chance at survival was to tell the reassuring lie. And they were rightâif people believed that humanity was already uniting itself under the EDA's banner, they were far more likely to join the fight themselves.
I thought again of the note my father had scribbled in his notebook so long ago:
What if they're using videogames to train us to fight without us even knowing it? Like Mr. Miyagi in
The Karate Kid,
when he made Daniel-san paint his house, sand his deck, and wax all of his carsâhe was training him and he didn't even realize it!
Wax on, wax offâbut on a global scale!
Thirty- and sixty-second-long “public service announcements” began to run amid the news bulletins, each designed to inform the world's civilian population of the EDA's plan and show them how to use their computer or mobile device to enlist in the Earth Defense Alliance online and “Help save the world!”
The best PSA was one that opened with a shot of a brother and sister sitting on the couch in their living room. The boy is playing
Armada
on their giant television, while the girl sits beside him playing
Terra Firma
on her handheld tablet. On their screens, we can see that she's operating an ATHID infantry drone while he pilots a WASP quadcopter. Both of them are trying to take down a giant alien Behemoth robot stomping its way through a suburban neighborhood. On the TV screen, we see the Behemoth lurch forward and step on the corner of a house, crushing it under one of its massive metal feetâand at that same moment, the wall of the kids' living room also collapses, revealing that it was their house the giant robot just stepped on. The two kids aren't playing a gameâthey're defending their home! Their parents cower behind the couch, watching as their two children do battle with the giant alien machine, with the help of hundreds of other drones operated by their neighbors. When the Behemoth explodes under a hail of enemy fire, the parents whip out their smartphones and use them to take control of two more drones and join the battle, too. It reminded me of one of those old toy commercials that ended with the line “And mom and dad can play along, too!”
When I couldn't bear to watch the news feeds any longer, I climbed into my control pod and closed the canopy, then made it nontransparent, creating my own private isolation chamber.
I sat there in the darkness for a while, listening to myself breathe. Then I took out my QComm and queued up a song I'd first discovered on one of my father's old mixtapes. It was a great rock instrumental by Pink Floyd that I'd often used to psych myself up before a big
Armada
mission.
I played it over and over, each time mouthing the words to the single lyric spoken in the middle of the song:
“One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.”
01h00m00s remaining.
When the countdown clock showed only one hour remaining, all of our QComms beeped in unison. A notice on my display told me that the EDA had finally unlocked our QComms' access to the public phone system. Graham, Debbie, Whoadie, Milo, and Chén each climbed into their individual drone controller pods and then closed their canopies, to give themselves some privacy before for their calls home.
Shin didn't call anyone. Instead, he picked up his bass guitar, and, in what seemed like an odd coincidence, he began to play a solo version of “One of These Days” while staring up at the stars projected on the dome over our heads. Then I noticed a practice set list taped to the floor in front of him, and saw that several of the songs listed there were tracks I knew from my father's old mixtapes.
My father was off by himself, too, sitting at the command center console. When I walked over to join him, I saw that he was staring at my mother's contact information on his QComm's display screen.