Authors: Ian McDonald
The people watched “The Early Evening News” without comment but Sweetness could see them, one by one, standing taller, straightening up; noticed the corners of expression on their faces, creases in the eyes, tiny smile-seeds around the lips. By some unseen process, the colour seemed to drip from the cloud into their clothes. They watched the regional sports results and the market reports. By the time Sanka Déhau came to her solo Chitter-Chatter-Chit Celebrity Snippet, there were spontaneous outbreaks of delight in the zocalo. The news of Chaste Thercy, the Duenna of the Belladonna Opera's adultery and pending divorce was greeted with applause and cheers. A favourable review of Blain Bethryn in a new comedy by the Stapledon Regional Comedy Theatre was greeted with whistling and stamping of feet. The rumour of a new studio album by Hamilton Bohannon and his Rhythm Aces caused near-hysteria. They whooped the local weather forecast and laughed in the streets when Anjea Ankersonn told them it would be
another
high of thirty-two, humidity twelve percent, chance of significant precipitationâ¦
“Zero!” the crowd yelled in concert, and, laughing, holding their sides with delight, tears streaming down their faces they broke up into chattering, hand-shaking, back-slapping groups and made their way out of the zocalo into the side streets, into their homes and houses.
Sweetness stood alone in the plaza.
The voice from the sky fell silent. The pink ray ceased. Instantly, the colour ebbed from the clouds, the grey figures boiled and broke up into exercises in fractal geometry. The heat pressed down like a sweaty hand on the plaza. The rooks returned to their roosts, demoralised dusters of ragged feathers.
Sanyap Bedassie's tousled head poked out of the door of the campervan.
“That answer you?” he asked Sweetness, then cupped his hands and called out at the windowless bourse-halls, “You all be back for the nine o'clock bulletin! Tears and laughter, drama and gravitas. Births, marriages and deaths. Agony and ecstasy. Corn and passion. Dust and monstrous crimes. Nights in the roof gardens of Hy Brazyl. Volcanic eruptions, meteor strikes, plagues of devouring star-bees. God parting the dust clouds; old women gossiping. Love and death and the whole damn thing. Every precious dream and vision underneath the stars.”
“But,” Sweetness interjected, “it's the evening news.”
“Correct!” Sanyap Bedassie said. “If I were you, I'd lie down, because this takes a bit of explaining, and you'll do your neck, craning up like that.”
“What? Here?”
“It's just dust. And you look no stranger to dust.”
Sweetness sat down. She felt the grain of the sand between the rounded cobbles. No stranger indeed. But she was reluctant to stretch out belly up on the surface of the zocalo. She did not like to be so open and exposed to this suspended cineaste.
“Are you sitting comfortably?” Bedassie lay prostrate in the campervan, looking down into Sweetness's face.
“I'm not sitting, and I'm definitely not comfortable.”
“It's a formula.” His hair hung around down his face. “Then, I'll begin.”
For two years now the plague of dreamlessness had ravaged Solid Gone. For years longerâwhole of the world's long decadesâit had stalked the lonesome townships of the desert fringe like a dust-devil. Many a sand-scoured tumble of red adobe attested to its power to devastate communities. Theories abounded about its nature and originâthe most scientific among those who took it as more than a legend from the Big Red was that it was some kind of infectious meme borne on the magnetic anomalies stirred up by the frequent rust-storms. The manner of its coming was always the same. After a period of sapping heat and high pressure, of thick heads and infuriating, set-slapping wireless interference, the citizens of the infected township would wake amazed by the vividness, clarity and sheer bizarreness of their dreams. They would sit around on their porches, under their tea-shop
awnings, in the shadow of their house walls, slapping their thighs and shaking their heads as friends and families narrated the weird stuff inside their heads. This was the period of incubation. For a week the dreams would batter the subconsciouses of their victims, until the people were dazed colourless by the intensity of their night-life. Then one night, everyone dreamed the same dream. This was that dream. A sky of boiling black milk, shot through with lightnings, hung over an endless desert of silver sand. An edible dogâpure white, with one black earâstood on the sand, by the self-contradictory logic of dreams, at once minute and sky-scaringly vast. It would shake its head, then look the dreamer in the soul's eye. It would bark three times. Strangely huge, those barks. Paralysing, night-terrorising. “The sky shook,” the people would say next day when they sat down together to recount their dreams. “Like a stone nail through the heart.” Then the white dog would turn, glance back once over its shoulder, and with its perky ring prominent, trot off into the heat-haze. What the dreamers never realisedâor if they did realise, were helpless to preventâwas that that one look back summoned their dreams, and that when the dog trotted away into the deep desert, their dreams scampered behind it, sniffing its heat.
That was the last dream anyone dreamed.
At first it seemed a blessing. Clear heads, bright eyes, no morning mouth. Good day to you, citizen; and to you, sir. Sleep well? Ah! Pull back of the shoulders, stretch, smile. Sleep of the righteous, comrade. Like the very dead. Days, weeks, a month; deep and dreamless. No one noticed that there was less and less to talk about under the tea-shop awnings, leaning against the trackside signal lights waiting for the slow morning mail, or that sleep was no longer as righteous as it had once been, that it pressed down heavy as lead sheets all the hot night, impossible to throw off next morning. There was never a time when the people noticed that the light of that morning was not as bright as the one before, that the tea was pale and insipid, that the music on the breakfast show was just irritating. That the colour was draining out of life. That they sat up hour after hour, with the million lights of the moonring tumbling over their roof tiles, later than late, afraid to tell their friends lovers others that they did not want to go to bed for dread of that planetary, crushing
sleep
. That when next they woke, the light could be a mere lightening of night,
that the tea could be warm water, that the wireless could sing in static, that all colours had run into one. That they no longer cared that it was so.
No one cared. No one laughed. No one cried. No one went out. No one made a joke. No one read a book. No one wrote a love letter, or fell in or out of love. No one loved. No one looked up at the tumbling jewels of the moonring with an
ooh
in the heart. No one woke in the night to the plaint of the night-train whistles and begged them,
Take me where you are going.
No one sang. No one danced. No one dandled a child upon the knee, much less thought to conceive one. No one bought a good frock or a new shirt or fine fine shoes. No one ached, no one hoped, no one longed, no one aspired, no one imagined, no one dreamed.
It was about that time that the grey cloud, sign and seal of the plague of dreamlessness, known and shunned by those more desert-wise than Sweetness Asiim Engineer 12th, fixed itself over Solid Gone.
Many a town had died this way, withered by its own grey apathy. Nothing lives long when its dreams have died. But for a naive young cloud-cineaste, inheritor of a truck-load of marvels and inspiration from a mad, visionary great-aunt, Solid Gone would have ended swallowed by the dust.
“I mean, you get to expect people not turning out to greet you, out here,” Sanyap Bedassie said to by-now entranced Sweetness. “It's kind of old-fashioned, folk's grandparents'll talk about the Cloudchanger and wasn't it great and sure that was how I met your grandmother and all that, but most of the young ones, all they want to know about is this dance stuff. Even so, when I got right in here and there was absolutely no one around, I was beginning to think, even for the edgelands, this is odd. But free parking's free parking and, hey, no kids coming poking at things, asking, hey mister, what's that do?
“So, I hang out the flags. Not a soul. This happens. I unfold the aerial, set the thing up. Still nothing. If I hadn't seen them, sitting on their verandahs, just staring, I'd've sworn I'd stumbled into one of those edgeland ghost towns you hear about. Anyway, I power up the dream-projectorâI mean, half the reason for coming to this place is because they've got a perfect cloud hanging right over their heads!”
“I was going to ask you about that,” Sweetness said. “Like, a cloud cinny-hoojahflip, in a
desert
? Your great-aunt was mad, and you inherited it.”
“That's what they say about all artists.”
“All artists aren't stuck in a campervan ten metres up in the middle of a town square. And if you ask me, artist or not, it's a pretty dumb thing to get trapped because of a perfect cloud.” When she saw how he shrugged; that that shrug was mostly a flinch, Sweetness wished she had not said the thing about being trapped. “Sorry,” she whispered. “So, how come?”
“So, I set the thing upâyou know how it works?” He did not wait for the answer she did not give. “Well, it's not your simple cinema. To work properly, you have to allow it to get into your head, pull out all your dreams and hopes and ambitions and fears. Everyone's got cinema inside them. There's clever machinery in there, takes your dreams, gives them plot and character and structure and all that, animates them, stick them up in the clouds.”
“But if there're no dreams⦔
“You get brain-static.”
“So, the evening news?”
“I was running it as a test programme. And they just started coming. It was like the stones had started walking. All those grey faces. I thoughtâwell, you know my trade, you can imagine the kind of thing I was thinking.”
Yes, thought Sweetness, mind lit by the garish blue glare of her brother's masher-movies.
“They came walking in, like you saw just there. Every last one of them. I didn't think they were going to stop. I thought they were just going to walk right over me, trample me into the cobblesânext morning, there'd be like an oval of flat metal in the middle of the square. But I couldn't get out. I was surrounded. And they stopped, and they stood there and every man jack of them looked up and no one said a word. Not one word. And they watched the news, right the way through to the end. I turned the thing off, and waited. I didn't know what was going to happen. For all I knew, they'd pick up a cobble each and wade in. And then, one woman smiled. She was this plump, plain, middle-aged womanânothing special about her, but that smile stood out in this square like a beacon. I saw it run out from her, like roots going out from a plant, I saw that smile go running around the square like some kid picking pockets, and they were all smiling, and then they were all laughing and crying and cheering and clapping and just sitting there with
these big tears of ecstasy running down their cheeks. I tell you something, I never had an audience reaction like that. Never.”
“Some thanks you got.”
“How could they let me go after that? To you and me, it's the evening news. To them, it's everything the plague took away. It's all the mundane, trivial, petty, useless things that make up a life. It's dirt and gossip and achievement and tragedy and horror and strife, and we love it. We gather it in and sow it out in every possible medium we can, as often as we can, as much as we can: we can't get enough of it! It's the best soap opera there is. News makes our lives. Tell me this, you're sitting round having your dinner, what's the talk at the table about? What's on the news. Well, these people more than talk it. They live it, eight times a day at the top of the hour. Now, tell me, how could they let me go? Sticking me up here was the last creative thing they ever did.”
And with the word, the news bell tolled again from its iron campanile and the people of Solid Gone assembled in the great zocalo, their brief respite of colour and scandal and eventfulness drained by the death of hope. Again, the pistils and stamens of Sanyap Bedassie's projector shot dream-seed into the heart of dreamlessness and the clouds parted to reveal Sanka Déhau and Ashkander Beshrap with their Serious Heads on.
“Chaos at the Gubernatorial Inauguration in Molesworth's
Rathaus
,” Sanka Déhau said, looking straight into camera.
“Public humiliation for recently elected Cossivo Beldene in girl-in-cake stunt,” Ashkander Beshrap chipped in his authoritative telegraphic style. The Eye on the World opened on the great hail with its chandeliers so mighty that each harboured a different species of bat, the Fest Table, carved from a single massive hunk of onyx, the gilded Missal Pulpit, festooned with the red-black-green swags of the Unity Rising campaign. Baroque mirrors returned the glare of camera lights and the stray glints from the diamonds of the favoured. Behind spangled frontals, the Glenn Miller Orchestra kicked in under the King of Swing's left hand, while the great musician threw beaming glances out over the crowded tables. Bubbling
cru
cascaded down the ziggurats of glasses; servitors in breeches and frock coats offered warm scented toweliettes for their guests' Personal Cleansing. All was merriness and
conspicuous consumption and decadent cleavages, over which Ashkander Beshrap sternly pronounced, “In an elaborate practical joke, as the Glenn Miller Orchestra performed a specially commissioned composition, Seetra Annulka, Cossivo Beldene's rumoured mistress, was switched for a cake-dancer and leaped out to sing an alternative, explicit set of lyrics listing the new Gubernator's sexual peccadilloes.”
Not one sound-bite of this lodged in Sweetness's head; not even the cheering and hooting of the massed Solid Goners for she was staring at the freeze-frame of the vengeful woman, half-uncaked in spangled bikini and hoolie-hoolie feathers, arms spread
ta-dah!
, grinning triumphantly into her throat mike: Cossivo Beldene behind her in the Champion's Seat, caught eternally
gobemouche
, beside him, one peripatetic minister of dubious religion and major contributor to election funds, Devastation Harx, slight apprehension on his distinguished features, as if he had already calculated the upshots and mentally jettisoned Cossivo Beldene and the Unity Rising Party.