Arcadian Adventures With the Idle Rich (15 page)

“And what did she say to that?” asked Philippa.

“She said she didn’t care what I called her. So I think that looks pretty good, don’t you?”

“Awfully good,” said Philippa.

“And a little after that I took her slippers home from the Charity Ball at the Grand Palaver. Archie Jones took her home herself in his car, but I took her slippers. She’d forgotten them. I thought that a pretty good sign, wasn’t it? You wouldn’t let a chap carry round your slippers unless you knew him pretty well, would you, Miss Philippa?”

“Oh no, nobody would,” said Philippa. This, of course, was a standing principle of the Anglican Church.

“And a little after that Dulphemia and Charlie Mostyn and I were walking to Mrs. Buncomhearst’s musical, and we’d only just started along the street, when she stopped and sent me back for her music – me, mind you, not Charlie. That seems to me awfully significant.”

“It seems to speak volumes,” said Philippa.

“Doesn’t it?” said Mr. Spillikins. “You don’t mind my telling you all about this, Miss Philippa?” he added.

Incidentally Mr. Spillikins felt that it was all right to call her Miss Philippa, because she had a sister who was really Miss Furlong, so it would have been quite wrong, as Mr. Spillikins realised, to have called Miss Philippa by her surname. In any case, the beauty of the morning was against it.

“I don’t mind a bit,” said Philippa. “I think it’s awfully nice of you to tell me about it.”

She didn’t add that she knew all about it already.

“You see,” said Mr. Spillikins, “you’re so awfully sympathetic. It makes it so easy to talk to you. With other girls,
especially with clever ones, even with Dulphemia, I often feel a perfect jackass beside them. But I don’t feel that way with you at all.”

“Don’t you really?” said Philippa, but the honest admiration in Mr. Spillikins’s protruding blue eyes forbade a sarcastic answer.

“By Jove!” said Mr. Spillikins presently, with complete irrelevance, “I hope you don’t mind my saying it, but you look awfully well in white – stunning.” He felt that a man who was affianced, or practically so, was allowed the smaller liberty of paying honest compliments.

“Oh, this old thing,” laughed Philippa, with a contemptuous shake of her dress. “But up here, you know, we just wear anything.” She didn’t say that this old thing was only two weeks old and had cost eighty dollars, or the equivalent of one person’s pew rent at St. Asaph’s for six months.

And after that they had only time, so it seemed to Mr. Spillikins, for two or three remarks, and he had scarcely had leisure to reflect what a charming girl Philippa had grown to be since she went to Bermuda – the effect, no doubt, of the climate of those fortunate islands – when quite suddenly they rounded a curve into an avenue of nodding trees, and there were the great lawn and wide piazzas and the conservatories of Castel Casteggio right in front of them.

“Here we are,” said Philippa, “and there’s Mr. Newberry out on the lawn.”

“Now, here,” Mr. Newberry was saying a little later, waving his hand, “is where you get what I think the finest view of the place.”

He was standing at the corner of the lawn where it sloped, dotted with great trees, to the banks of the little lake,
and was showing Mr. Spillikins the beauties of Castel Casteggio.

Mr. Newberry wore on his short circular person the summer costume of a man taking his ease and careless of dress: plain white flannel trousers, not worth more than six dollars a leg, an ordinary white silk shirt with a rolled collar, that couldn’t have cost more than fifteen dollars, and on his head an ordinary Panama hat, say forty dollars.

“By Jove!” said Mr. Spillikins, as he looked about him at the house and the beautiful lawn with its great trees, “it’s a lovely place.”

“Isn’t it?” said Mr. Newberry. “But you ought to have seen it when I took hold of it. To make the motor road alone I had to dynamite out about a hundred yards of rock, and then I fetched up cement, tons and tons of it, and boulders to buttress the embankment.”

“Did you really!” said Mr. Spillikins, looking at Mr. Newberry with great respect.

“Yes, and even that was nothing to the house itself. Do you know, I had to go at least forty feet for the foundations. First I went through about twenty feet of loose clay, after that I struck sand, and I’d no sooner got through that than, by George! I landed in eight feet of water. I had to pump it out; I think I took out a thousand gallons before I got clear down to the rock. Then I took my solid steel beams in fifty-foot lengths,” here Mr. Newberry imitated with his arms the action of a man setting up a steel beam, “and set them upright and bolted them on the rock. After that I threw my steel girders across, clapped on my roof rafters, all steel, in sixty-foot pieces, and then just held it easily, just supported it a bit, and let it sink gradually to its place.”

Mr. Newberry illustrated with his two arms the action of a huge house being allowed to sink slowly to a firm rest.

“You don’t say so!” said Mr. Spillikins, lost in amazement at the wonderful physical strength that Mr. Newberry must have.

“Excuse me just a minute,” broke off Mr. Newberry, “while I smooth out the gravel where you’re standing. You’ve rather disturbed it, I’m afraid.”

“Oh, I’m awfully sorry,” said Mr. Spillikins.

“Oh, not at all, not at all,” said his host. “I don’t mind in the least. It’s only on account of McAlister.”

“Who?” asked Mr. Spillikins.

“My gardener. He doesn’t care to have us walk on the gravel paths. It scuffs up the gravel so. But sometimes one forgets.”

It should be said here, for the sake of clearness, that one of the chief glories of Castel Casteggio lay in its servants. All of them, it goes without saying, had been brought from Great Britain. The comfort they gave to Mr. and Mrs. Newberry was unspeakable. In fact, as they themselves admitted, servants of the kind are simply not to be found in America.

“Our Scotch gardener,” Mrs. Newberry always explained, “is a perfect character. I don’t know how we could get another like him. Do you know, my dear, he simply
won’t allow
us to pick the roses; and if any of us walk across the grass he is furious. And he positively refuses to let us use the vegetables. He told me quite plainly that if we took any of his young peas or his early cucumbers he would leave. We are to have them later on when he’s finished growing them.”

“How delightful it is to have servants of that sort,” the lady addressed would murmur; “so devoted and so different from servants on this side of the water. Just imagine, my dear, my chauffeur, when I was in Colorado, actually threatened to
leave me merely because I wanted to reduce his wages. I think it’s these wretched labour unions.”

“I’m sure it is. Of course we have trouble with McAlister at times, but he’s always very reasonable when we put things in the right light. Last week, for example, I was afraid that we had gone too far with him. He is always accustomed to have a quart of beer every morning at half-past ten – the maids are told to bring it out to him, and after that he goes to sleep in the little arbour beside the tulip bed. And the other day when he went there he found that one of our guests who hadn’t been told, was actually sitting in there reading. Of course he was
furious
. I was afraid for the moment that he would give notice on the spot.”

“What
would
you have done?”

“Positively, my dear, I don’t know. But we explained to him at once that it was only an accident and that the person hadn’t known and that of course it wouldn’t occur again. After that he was softened a little, but he went off muttering to himself, and that evening he dug up all the new tulips and threw them over the fence. We saw him do it, but we didn’t dare say anything.”

“Oh no,” echoed the other lady; “if you had you might have lost him.”

“Exactly. And I don’t think we could possibly get another man like him; at least, not on this side of the water.”

“But come,” said Mr. Newberry, after he had finished adjusting the gravel with his foot, “there are Mrs. Newberry and the girls on the verandah. Let’s go and join them.”

A few minutes later Mr. Spillikins was talking with Mrs. Newberry and Dulphemia Rasselyer-Brown, and telling Mrs. Newberry what a beautiful house she had. Beside them stood
Philippa Furlong, and she had her arm around Dulphemia’s waist; and the picture that they thus made, with their heads close together, Dulphemia’s hair being golden and Philippa’s chestnut-brown, was such that Mr. Spillikins had no eyes for Mrs. Newberry nor for Castel Casteggio nor for anything. So much so that he practically didn’t see at all the little girl in green that stood unobtrusively on the further side of Mrs. Newberry. Indeed, though somebody had murmured her name in introduction, he couldn’t have repeated it if asked two minutes afterwards. His eyes and his mind were elsewhere.

But hers were not.

For the Little Girl in Green looked at Mr. Spillikins with wide eyes, and when she looked at him she saw all at once such wonderful things about him as nobody had ever seen before.

For she could see from the poise of his head how awfully clever he was; and from the way he stood with his hands in his side pockets she could see how manly and brave he must be; and of course there was firmness and strength written all over him. In short, she saw as she looked such a Peter Spillikins as truly never existed, or could exist – or at least such a Peter Spillikins as no one else in the world had ever suspected before.

All in a moment she was ever so glad that she accepted Mrs. Newberry’s invitation to Castel Casteggio and hadn’t been afraid to come. For the Little Girl in Green, whose Christian name was Norah, was only what is called a poor relation of Mrs. Newberry, and her father was a person of no account whatever, who didn’t belong to the Mausoleum Club or to any other club, and who lived, with Norah, on a street that nobody who was anybody lived upon. Norah had been asked up a few days before out of the City to give her air
– which is the only thing that can be safely and freely given to poor relations. Thus she had arrived at Castel Casteggio with one diminutive trunk, so small and shabby that even the servants who carried it upstairs were ashamed of it. In it were a pair of brand new tennis shoes (at ninety cents reduced to seventy-five), and a white dress of the kind that is called “almost evening,” and such few other things as poor relations might bring with fear and trembling to join in the simple rusticity of the rich.

Thus stood Norah looking at Mr. Spillikins.

As for him, such is the contrariety of human things, he had no eyes for her at all.

“What a perfectly charming house this is,” Mr. Spillikins was saying. He always said this on such occasions, but it seemed to the Little Girl in Green that he spoke with wonderful social ease.

“I am so glad you think so,” said Mrs. Newberry (this was what she always answered); “you’ve no idea what work it has been. This year we put in all this new glass in the east conservatory, over a thousand panes. Such a tremendous business!”

“I was just telling Mr. Spillikins,” said Mr. Newberry, “about the work we had blasting out the motor road. You can see the gap where it lies better from here, I think, Spillikins. I must have exploded a ton and a half of dynamite on it.”

“By Jove!” said Mr. Spillikins; “it must be dangerous work, eh? I wonder you aren’t afraid of it.”

“One simply gets used to it, that’s all,” said Newberry, shrugging his shoulders; “but of course it
is
dangerous. I blew up two Italians on the last job.” He paused a minute and added musingly, “Hardy fellows, the Italians. I prefer them to any other people for the blasting.”

“Did you blow them up yourself?” asked Mr. Spillikins.

“I wasn’t here,” answered Mr. Newberry. “In fact, I never care to be here when I’m blasting. We go to town. But I had to foot the bill for them all the same. Quite right, too. The risk, of course, was mine, not theirs; that’s the law, you know. They cost me two thousand each.”

“But come,” said Mrs. Newberry, “I think we must go and dress for dinner. Franklin will be frightfully put out if we’re late. Franklin is our butler,” she went on, seeing that Mr. Spillikins didn’t understand the reference, “and as we brought him out from England we have to be rather careful. With a good man like Franklin one is always so afraid of losing him – and after last night we have to be doubly careful.”

“Why last night?” asked Mr. Spillikins.

“Oh, it wasn’t much,” said Mrs. Newberry. “In fact, it was merely an accident. Only it just chanced that at dinner, quite late in the meal, when we had had nearly everything (we dine very simply here, Mr. Spillikins), Mr. Newberry, who was thirsty and who wasn’t really thinking what he was saying, asked Franklin to give him a glass of hock. Franklin said at once, ‘I’m very sorry, sir, I don’t care to serve my hock after the entrée!’”

“And of course he was right,” said Dulphemia with emphasis.

“Exactly; he was perfectly right. They know, you know. We were afraid that there might be trouble, but Mr. Newberry went and saw Franklin afterwards and he behaved very well over it. But suppose we go and dress? It’s half-past six already and we’ve only an hour.”

In this congenial company Mr. Spillikins spent the next three days.

Life at Castel Casteggio, as the Newberrys loved to explain, was conducted on the very simplest plan. Early breakfast, country fashion, at nine o’clock; after that nothing to eat till lunch, unless one cared to have lemonade or bottled ale sent out with a biscuit or a macaroon to the tennis court. Lunch itself was a perfectly plain midday meal, lasting till about 1.30, and consisting simply of cold meats (say four kinds) and salads, with perhaps a made dish or two, and, for anybody who cared for it, a hot steak or a chop, or both. After that one had coffee and cigarettes in the shade of the piazza and waited for afternoon tea. This latter was served at a wicker table in any part of the grounds that the gardener was not at that moment clipping, trimming, or otherwise using. Afternoon tea being over, one rested or walked on the lawn till it was time to dress for dinner.