April Fool Bride (14 page)

"A man always blames the woman who fools him.
In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark." ~
Henry Louis Mencken

"APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another
month added to his folly." ~ Ambrose Bierce

"Isn't it appropriate that the month of the
tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May
Day!'?" ~ Anonymous

"The human race has been set up. Someone,
somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women
need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved.
How do we ever get started?" ~ Billy Connolly

"Life is one fool thing after another whereas
love is two fool things after each other." ~ Oscar Wilde

The End -- Really!