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“Not Quite One of the Boys” Vincent Sakowski
- While drug-

dealer Maxi drinks with Dante in purgatory, God and Satan play a little tri-level chess and do a little bargaining over his business partner, Vinnie, who is still left on earth.
220 pages $14

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“Teeth and Tongue Landscape” Carlton Mellick III
- On a

planet made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man tries to find his place amongst the strange creatures and communities that he comes across.
110 pages $10

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“War Slut” Carlton Mellick III
- Part “1984,” part “Waiting for

Godot,” and part action horror video game adaptation of John Carpenter’s “The Thing.”

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“All Encompassing Trip” Nicole Del Sesto
- In a world where

coffee is no longer available, the only television shows are reality TV re-runs, and the

animals are talking back, Nikki, Amber and a singing Coyote in a do-rag are out to restore the light
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“Dr. Identity” D. Harlan Wilson
- Follow the Dystopian Duo on a

killing spree of epic proportions through the irreal postcapitalist city of Bliptown where time ticks sideways, artificial Bug-Eyed Monsters punish citizens for consumer-capitalist lethargy, and ultraviolence is as essential as a daily multivitamin.
208 pages $15

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“The Million-Year Centipede” Eckhard Gerdes
- Wakelin,

frontman for ‘The Hinge,’ wrote a poem so prophetic that to ignore it dooms a person to

drown in blood.
130 pages $12

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“Sausagey Santa” Carlton Mellick III
- A bizarro Christmas tale

featuring Santa as a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages. 124 pages $10

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“Misadventures in a Thumbnail Universe” Vincent Sakowski
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Dive deep into the surreal and satirical realms of neo-classical Blender Fiction, filled with television shoes and flesh-filled skies.
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