And Baby Makes Five
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ABY
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AKES
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EBRA
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LOPTON
Published by Steeple Hill Books™
Teach me to do Your will, for You are my God;
may Your good Spirit lead me on level ground.
—
Psalms
143:10
This book is dedicated to my sons:
Chase and Kris.
I love you.
May you always have as much joy in your lives as you’ve brought to mine.
Dream big, guys.
You can do all things through Christ who strengthens you.
S
amantha, bless her weird, little, mischievous soul, was up to no good.
Lilly Tipps knew this. She knew it all the way down to the tips of her water-retaining, swollen big toes. Trouble was brewing, and Samantha was the cause of it.
Again!
Scanning the icy darkness, Lilly scrunched her brow and absently massaged her tight stomach as another Braxton-Hicks contraction started building in its intensity. The false labor pains had been hitting her off and on for the past two weeks, but tonight…oohhh! Lilly took a deep breath, then exhaled slowly. Tonight they were stronger than usual and it was all because of Samantha.
In an effort to ignore the pain, Lilly pulled her coat closed over her rotund tummy, flipped her collar up about her ears, then settled her red wool cap over her corkscrew curls. She concentrated on the task at hand as the pain, more of a nuisance than anything, peaked.
“I must admit, sweet baby…” she said aloud—she’d taken up chatting or singing to her baby early in the pregnancy. She knew it was a good thing to let her child learn her voice, and also, it was nice to have someone to talk to other than Samantha. “I’d trade my whole cache of banana Laffy Taffy and half my chocolate-covered peanut stash for a man to help search for Samantha.” She inhaled deeply and let it out slowly. “I’m so not wanting to wander around in this freezing weather looking for an ornery old donkey.”
It was a little odd. Not everyone had a donkey cohabiting with them, and Lilly was finding that keeping the old girl home was a major job, especially for a single gal eight months pregnant and growing by the second.
Buck up, Lilly. You volunteered to take her on.
“Yes, I did,” she said into the wind as stinging prickles of ice misted across her bare face. It was obvious that Samantha had decided to take her aging little body up the road to her old homestead. It was also obvious that the only one to fetch her back was Lilly. Pregnant or not. False contractions or not.
So be it. Surrendering to her decision, Lilly waddled from the protection of the barn into the icy wind toward her truck. She sympathized with Samantha, she really did. Being forced to give up your home and move would be hard, even if it was only down the road. Lilly had been born and raised in Mule Hollow and couldn’t imagine living anywhere else. Samantha needed to learn Lilly’s home was now her home. Containing the donkey was an almost impossible task, since she was like the great Houdini, escaping constantly.
Lilly bit her lip in concentration. She had to find a way to keep her little friend home. It was for Samantha’s own good. If half of what Lilly had heard circulating in Mule Hollow about the new owner of Samantha’s homestead were true, then trespassing on her former stomping grounds could very possibly get Samantha shot.
Lilly at last reached her truck without mishap. The pangs had disappeared for the moment, thank goodness. Why couldn’t these fake labor pains hit during the day while she was in her warm house designing her cattle sales catalogs? At least then she could stop and relax until they passed. But the pains had to start in the middle of the night, just like Samantha misbehaving. Lilly sighed, glad the contractions had given her a reprieve. She wrestled open the door of her ancient truck, then hoisted herself into the high seat, which was no easy feat with her small, roly-poly stature. Once up there, she had to rest for a second before she could proceed. After a few moments she caught her breath, twisted the key and, to her dismay, listened as the engine rumbled to life.
“Why, thank You, Lord, for Your steadfastness,” she muttered. “I guess this is a sign that I truly do have to go on down there and get myself shot.” Looking heavenward, she smiled. God knew her. They’d been building a solid relationship for the past few months and she realized she wasn’t hiding anything from Him. He already understood the truck’s reliability hadn’t been priority this evening.
She was more afraid that if Cort Wells caught Samantha, he might tan not only her wrinkled hide, but Lilly’s, too.
However, she wasn’t about to let rumors color her views of the man. A person couldn’t escape the gossip in Mule Hollow—where some towns had a grapevine, Mule Hollow had an entire vineyard. Mr. Wells was being discussed in the feed store and at the gas pump, especially the gas pump. Just yesterday, minding her own business pumping unleaded into her truck, Applegate Thornton and Stanley Orr stood not three feet from her, openly debating what would cause a man to have such a scowl etched between his eyebrows. That scowl was legendary, and though she’d never witnessed it, evidently it hadn’t wavered during any of his dealings with the locals in the short time since he’d moved to town.
Why, even the ladies at Heavenly Inspirations Hair Salon had mentioned it. If they noticed it then it must be something, because Lacy Brown, the owner, didn’t like gossip at all and certainly didn’t put up with it. Apparently she had said to the group that they all needed to pray about what kind of problem would make a man want to walk around glaring at people like that.
Lilly started praying. She prayed that Samantha would behave and they could sneak away without meeting the man. Of course, that wasn’t very Christian. It was more of an all-out rebellion against her duty as one of His. She sighed. Hermit or no hermit, she still had to be neighborly. It seemed she was always failing at that particular portion of her renewed walk with the Lord.
Then again, the grannies had taught her well the many reasons to excuse bad behavior when it came to interacting with men. Two generations of grannies, plus her mother, who’d all had their hearts trampled by the men they’d loved, had no sympathy where a man’s feelings were concerned.
Great-Granny Shu-Shu literally hated men. Granny Gab would have strung a man up by his toes and never shown him any type of common courtesy. There was a time when the men of Mule Hollow practically walked across the street when her grannies went in for supplies. Over the years, because of the intervention of sweet-hearted Granny Bunches, who was really her great-aunt, they’d come to tolerate each other in order to live in the same small community. But still, all her life Lilly had been taught to believe the worst about men.
Old habits that ingrained were hard to break.
But since her change of heart, her upbringing was no excuse to show bad behavior to her new neighbor.
Having let the engine warm sufficiently, Lilly rammed the heater lever to the on position, but made no move to engage the gears.
Of course… She paused, an idea blooming in her mind. It was late and Cort Wells would be sleeping like a normal person, unlike herself. She’d simply creep in, grab Samantha and scoot right back home.
The man need never know they’d been around.
Surely he was snoring in a warm bed, totally ignorant of the world around him.
Okay. Okay, Lord.
Sucking in a breath, Lilly squared her shoulders. No one could be all that bad. The man was a horse trainer, for goodness’ sake, not an ax murderer. Why, as she kept saying, she should already have popped over there and introduced herself. He was after all her closest neighbor within ten miles.
If she’d been able to afford Leroy’s place, then Cort Wells wouldn’t have been her neighbor. She’d have been all the way out there, forgotten and blissfully alone, just the way she liked it. But you weren’t able to afford the ranch, she thought, and now you have a new neighbor, and so be it, tonight or in the next few days, you are going to have to make his acquaintance one way or another. God would have her stretch past her own desire and reach for His purpose. That’s what she’d been learning—that’s what she was striving to do.
With that said, and before she chickened out, Lilly stomped hard on the gas pedal, grimacing when the truck lurched forward.
Again Lilly frowned, thinking about the ax-murderer portion of her imaginings about her ill-tempered, large, glowering grinch of a neighbor.
She was heading to his house in the dark of night. Truth was Cort Wells wasn’t an ax murderer—thus far. But he hadn’t met hairy old meddling Samantha.
Yet.
Cort Wells figured his frozen ears were about as hard as a block of ice and ten times colder than ears had any right to be. His fingers were numb. His nose was colder than his dog’s after a dip in the fishpond behind the barn. After three hours of hiding inside the horse stables, Cort also figured that when he tried to remove his boots, his toes would be stuck to them and he’d be too hypothermic to care.
He hated cold weather.
Texas wasn’t supposed to have winters ten degrees below freezing, which was one of the main reasons he’d chosen to relocate here rather than somewhere in his home state of Oklahoma. That and the fact that Mule Hollow was next to nothing in population made it the perfect place for a guy like him.
Or at least it would be right after he caught the prankster who’d been vandalizing his new home for the past few days. Caught him, taught him and maybe even quartered him.
Flexing his numb fingers, Cort rewrapped them around the slender rope he’d been holding and continued his vigil. Watching, waiting and anticipating. Anticipation had all but been lost to him since the month after he’d contracted the mumps and Ramona, bags in hand, had informed him he was no longer capable of fulfilling her emotional needs or her wants in life. With the blow delivered, she had promptly marched out the door, not looking back.
The mumps. Kids had the mumps. Even now, a year later, he found it hard to believe how profoundly what was supposed to be a childhood illness had altered his life.
One day he’d had everything a man could want: a place to call his own, more than enough business to go around and a beautiful wife sharing and building a future filled with love, laughter and eventually children. Lots of children.
Then he’d contracted the mumps.
It had been a long road to acceptance, shaking the very foundation of his faith. He hadn’t yet figured out what the Lord was doing, but Cort had finally managed to set what life he had left on a shaky path toward a future he hadn’t planned or wanted or could ever envision being happy about.
Determined to take back some kind of control, he’d bought this secluded ranch and seven days ago he’d moved in. Here he hoped to create some semblance of a future for himself and his dog, Loser. Here he wanted to forget the anger he’d been struggling with and come to some kind of understanding about the situation forced upon him.
However, after six nights of being repeatedly vandalized, Cort found he was looking for an avenue through which to vent the fury eating away inside him.
Tonight was the night for some poor yahoo to discover exactly how humorless Cort Wells found life.
Anybody getting their jollies from unlatching stall gates and releasing thousands of dollars’ worth of prize studs to tango with the mares was looking for trouble. He’d upped his stakes by ransacking Cort’s feed room and tearing up his hay stash. The clown wasn’t only pitiful, he was childish, because there wasn’t anything any more important than alfalfa cubes inside Cort’s feed room. Vandalism—pure, simple vandalism—that’s what this was.
And it had Cort madder than a bull in a rodeo chute.
Trouble had seriously come knockin’ at the right door.
The crunch of footsteps on gravel alerted him that he was about to entertain a visitor. He jerked to attention and welcomed the flow of warm anticipation as it surged through his chilled body. With the gentle flick of his wrist he whipped the rope in his hand to life just as the wooden door creaked, signaling his guest of honor’s entrée into the barn. He heard the soft nicker of a horse and the rustle of a curious colt.
From his hiding place, Cort could hear his intruder as he shuffled over the concrete alley that ran down the center of the horse stalls. One. Two. Three steps and the clown—the chubby little clown—stepped into the circle of light from the wash bay’s bug zapper. Cort hesitated, a bit surprised at the short, bulky stature of the intruder. Flicking his wrist, he heard the soft whisper as the rope sailed through the air. With an expertly tempered yank, he tightened the lasso—and had himself a culprit!
Leaping from the shadows before the first muffled cry rang out, Cort felt immediate justification when the man fell to the ground with a thud and a grunt.
That is, until
he
flopped over and turned into a
she! A very pregnant she!
“Whoa!” Cort jumped back, shook his head and gaped like a fool. She didn’t disappear. She didn’t get any less pregnant.
Instead, frozen in the circle of light. she stared up at him with wide, warm eyes of golden fire. “Well, now,
that
was entirely uncalled for,” she drawled, huffing a bit as she lay on the floor carefully touching her protruding stomach. “Do you do this sort of thing often?”
Cort was trying to scrape his lip off his boots and had absolutely no inkling of a reply. Like a buffoon, he could only stare.
She wrinkled her nose. “I know, I know. I look like a blimp floating across a full moon, but I’m not. I’m your neighbor, from down the road.”
Her voice was snappy, fire and ice swirled together—and appealing as all get-out. He pictured her clowning around with small children with that voice, or whispering sweet nothings in the ear of a lonesome cowboy.
