Read An Artistic Way to Go Online
Authors: Roderic Jeffries
White, seated by the hotel pool, was in the company of a younger woman whose charms were obvious.
White's expression changed. âDon't you ever go on holiday?'
âNot very often,' Alvarez replied. âMy superior chief does not believe in them.'
âYour superior is going to get a goddamn earful from me.'
âPlease do not restrain yourself on my account ⦠I would be grateful if I might speak to you.'
âDid I ever tell you what I think of polite cops?'
The woman said: âHon, shall I wander off and see if I can buy a paper?'
âSure.'
She stood, walked away, expected and received considerable attention.
âMake it fast and make it short,' White said.
âWhere were you on Wednesday nightâ¦?'
âNot again? Do you lot have to be told everything five times for it to climb into your register? I was in the restaurant here, trying to eat a piece of meat that back home would make a dog sue.'
âIf you will let me finish?' Alvarez sat on the chair the woman had vacated and which was in the shade of the sun umbrella.
âSo finish.'
âWhere were you on Wednesday evening between eleven o'clock and midnight?'
âWhat's it to you?'
âSeñor Cooper was murdered during that time.'
âWhen you were last here, it was nine thirty.'
âThat is true.'
âSo soon it'll be Thursday midday? Ever thought of joining the Keystone Kops?'
âI'm afraid I don't understand.'
White emptied his glass, replaced it on the table.
âWill you please tell me where you were between eleven and midnight, señor?'
âDancing.'
âWhere?'
âHere, to a band with left arms. Doesn't anyone on this island know what music is?'
âWere you with the señorita who was here a moment ago?'
âNo.'
âWho were you with?'
âHer name's Helen.'
âAnd her surname?'
âHow would I know? You think we flash visiting cards?'
âI shall have to speak to her, so perhaps you can help me identify her further?'
âRoom seven-one-two.'
âThank you.'
âSuppose I say I hate polite foreign cops so much my right arm's twitching?'
âThen perhaps I should point out that although some Spanish jails are quite salubrious these days, others have not changed.'
âI want my goddamn passport back.'
âAs soon as I have heard from America, perhaps it will be possible for me to return it to you.'
âI've told the consul in Palma to get on to the ambassador in Madrid.'
âThen no doubt I shall be hearing from my superior chief belong long, but I think that for once he will agree with me and say that until we have heard from America, it must remain in our possession.' As he stood, he was convinced that although White's expression remained coolly blank, an inner anger was â as he had suggested earlier â urging him to violent action.
Once in the foyer, Alvarez crossed to the reception desk and asked for the name of the occupant of room 712. The clerk checked, said: âSeñorita Helen Hamill.'
âWould you page her, please? I'll be in the lounge.'
The lounge was as empty as it had been on previous occasions. A waiter asked him if he wanted anything. Despite the fact that he judged it wiser not to expect the hotel to pay yet again, he could not resist ordering a brandy.
A tall woman in her early twenties, with an open, attractive face, wearing a modestly cut, colourful cotton dress, stepped into the lounge and looked about her. Alvarez stood and said: âSeñorita Hamill?' She crossed the short distance to his table, moving with the easy rhythm of an athlete. Laughter, warmth, and honest friendship, he thought. Small wonder that White had not remained her companion.
âWho are you?' she asked, with the directness he had expected. She spoke English with the accent of windy moors.
He introduced himself. As they sat, the waiter returned. He asked if she'd like a drink, she shook her head.
âWhy do you want to question me?' she asked, curious rather than apprehensive.
âSeñorita, I need to ask you questions concerning another guest at this hotel. Please understand that this doesn't mean there is reason to believe he has done anything wrong, it is merely that I need to substantiate what he has told me.'
âAre you referring to Ernest?'
âSeñor White, yes. He has told me that he was dancing with you on Wednesday evening.'
âThat's right.'
âCan you say from when to when?'
âThe dance was after dinner. I don't know exactly, but I imagine it started about half past ten. Madge and I were at our table and soon after the music started, Ernest came across and asked me to dance.'
âMadge is a friend?'
âWe're on holiday together. We're friends of old and coincidentally we'd both reason to get away from it allâ¦' Her gaze became unfocused.
He wondered if emotional problems were the reason?
She jerked her attention back to the present. âAnyway, as I've said, he asked me to dance. Someone else spoke to Madge and we formed a foursome for the rest of the evening.'
âRoughly when did that finish?'
âIt was around two o'clock.'
âAnd just to confirm things, from ten thirty until two, Señor White was with you?'
âThat's right.'
âThank you, señorita.'
She faced him, her blue eyes fixed on his. She said, with typical directness: âI don't believe you've asked those questions just to check what he told you, so why have you?'
âI can assure you that that is the truth.'
âBut not the whole truth. And it has to be because of something important.'
âThat is so.'
âWhat?'
âA man has been killed and I am trying to discover who killed him. I now know that it cannot have been Señor White.'
âI see.' She hesitated, then said: âAre you surprised?'
He didn't know how to answer that.
âI shouldn't have asked, should I? Onlyâ¦'
âYes, señorita?'
âYou won't tell him, will you, but there's something about him ⦠He was very amusing and very attentive; it was a great evening and I forgot all my worries. But afterwards he made it clear he was looking for further entertainment and when I put the stopper on that idea, he became all cold and angry. I suddenly had the feeling that he could be dangerous when he didn't get what he wanted.'
âHowever near the truth you may be, señorita, what you have just told me makes it quite certain that he did not commit the murder.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
Burns's greeting was no more welcoming than White's had been. He shook hands with the man to whom he'd been talking, walked around the stern of a yacht on a cradle, and came to a halt squarely in front of Alvarez. âWhat the bloody hell is it this time? The Christian names of my great-grandparents?'
âWhere were you from eleven o'clock onwards on Wednesday night?'
âIt's beginning to sound as if there's been another Spanish cock-up.'
âIf you will answer.'
Burns jammed his hands into the pockets of his stained overalls. âRachael told you.'
âShe answered a different question.'
âI drove Rachael to Muriel's place.'
âDid you enter the house?'
âFor once, Muriel was in a friendly, not a bitchy, mood â she'd been at the Crafters earlier on and they always lash out the booze to prove how generous they are, so I've been told.'
âWhen did you leave?'
âIt was well after one.'
âDid you return to your flat?'
âYeah.'
âDid anyone see you return?'
âHow would I know?'
âThank you, señor.'
âSo next time you appear out of the woodwork, what'll it be; where was I this time last year?'
There were similarities between Burns and White, though neither man would have welcomed the comparison.
In the summer, the main road between the port and Llueso was one of the most dangerous on the island; much of it was dead straight, speeds were high, and drivers' machismo flourished. But self-preservation was not the only reason for Alvarez's eschewing it whenever possible; due to the planner's belief that a straggling line of commercial premises made for attractive scenery, in many places the road was lined by ugly, sprawling complexes. In sharp contrast, the back roads went through countryside that remained countryside and open fields, crops, trees, and farm animals, provided the sense of continuity he was always seeking. There was no prior intention, then, to visit Field, but when he approached the lane which led down to the caseta, he slowed. It was still relatively early. If he continued on to the village, he would in all conscience have to return to the office. Who knew what work might be waiting there? He turned.
As he continued along the twisting lane in second gear, ready to brake sharply if he met any oncoming vehicle, since for most of the time there was not the room for passing, he mentally reviewed the facts. Initially, he had considered Field an unlikely suspect, since not only did he lack motive (there were motiveless murders, but he was convinced this was not one of them), he had had a direct interest in Cooper's continuing to live. When it had seemed that the watch marked the time of death, Field had been the only one without an alibi, but this still hadn't been sufficient definitely to point the finger of guilt at him. Now it was known that death had occurred at least one hour and forty minutes after the time the watch had stopped. An attempt to provide an alibi by setting the hands of the watch back and then smashing it? If so, Field was cleared. Only if the assault had taken place at 9.23 and death much later, did that conclusion break down. And the arguments against that theory were strong.
He turned off the lane and drove to the caseta, parking by the side of the Seat 127. As he stepped out of his Ibiza, Field came round the corner of the building. âI congratulate you on the timing. I've just taken out the ice from the fridge to go with the brandy.'
Politeness dictated that Alvarez dismiss the assumption that he should be offered a drink simply because he had arrived at an opportune moment: he considered hypocrisy to be one of the deadliest of sins. âThen I'm glad that I neither hurried nor lingered.'
âCome on round. We'll sit inside, if that's all right with you? The mosquitoes are hungrier than ever and they've driven me inside every evening for days now.'
They walked round and into the caseta. There was no ceiling, as such, only the underside of the sloping roof, but the wooden beams were in good order and had been stained and the flat under-tiles (which had replaced the original bamboo) had been plastered; the walls were smooth and painted white, the floor was attractively tiled. The furniture was Mallorquin, simple but practical in design. A pedestal fan was turning at full speed, making a low, slashing hum.
âI'm afraid this place isn't palatial,' Field said, as he crossed to the television set and switched it off. âBut I pride myself that it's very much more in harmony with its surroundings than many of the houses that foreigners have had built. Carbuncles, one local builder calls them.'
âIt is an apt description.' Alvarez looked around him. On one wall hung a painting that was a burst of colour and swirling forms. âThat is your work?' he asked admiringly.
âI painted it, but it's another copy. Like Oliver, I'm prepared to accept a copy when I cannot have the original. I've always thought that when Van Gogh was in the asylums at Arles and S. Remy, madness touched his work with something even beyond genius. For me, it also has a hidden value. I painted that after Mary died and I couldn't think of any reason for continuing to live; somehow it persuaded me I had a reason, even if I couldn't identify what that was. I brought it out because it reminds me of the battle I fought and, I think, won.'
âThen for you it must be more valuable than if it were the original.'
âI'm not surprised you understand.'
âDo you have any of your original paintings here?'
âOnly one and that's damaged, which is why it's here. All the others are in England, looking for buyers â and very unlikely to find them now that Oliver's not around to push.'
âHis death has been a double loss to you.'
âYes, it has been. But I think it's reconciled me to the fact that I'll never become a second Grandma Moses. And by my age, ambition's really a scorpion, not a siren. The only thing is, I'll never justify Mary's faith in me. But perhaps in an afterlife one can be completely happy to see people as they really are, however they are; if that's so, she'll understand and approve.'
âI wonder if I might see the one painting of yours that you have?'
âCurious to judge how badly a good copyist can paint?'
Alvarez was sufficiently well acquainted with the English character to recognize the habit of self-deprecation when emotions were involved. âSince, as I told you, I am totally ignorant about art, I shall only know if I do or don't like it.'
Field chuckled. âThe perfect critic for the amateur! And in the face of such perfection, I'm prepared to bare all.' He crossed to the far room and went through, to return with a canvas which he unrolled. An olive tree, gnarled and twisted, stood to the right of an abandoned rock-built shed. Hills, ranging back to distant mountains with jagged crests, formed the backdrop, cut off at the right-hand corner where the canvas had been torn.
It was an attractive painting, Alvarez thought, but offered no more than did dozens of other paintings he had seen in local exhibitions. But however ignorant of art, he did know enough about artists to understand that even when they asked for an honest opinion, that was the last thing they wanted. âI think that's really good.' Hypocrisy might be a sin, but sins were necessary in the real world.