Amnesiascope: A Novel (11 page)

“Yes, well,” she answered witheringly, lighting another cigarette, “maybe women haven’t always had the luxury of dying for romance.”

“Well, there you go.”

“Anyway, you’re generalizing.”

“That’s what you asked me to do, remember? Your contradiction, your responsibility.”

She widened her eyes ferociously. She asked my name and I told her, and she said maybe she had heard of me; I told her I doubted it, and she asked if I wrote some books once, and I admitted I had. “I read a review of one, maybe,” she said. “The last one.”

“That was a while ago.”

“The pretentious one.”

“All my books are pretentious,” I assured her. “The last one was just especially pretentious.”

“My name’s Jasper.”

“Interesting name.”

She was bored with how interesting her name was. “It’s a name without a reason,” she explained. “No, my parents didn’t think I was going to be a boy. No, they didn’t conceive me in a town called Jasper. No, they didn’t name me after Jasper Johns or an Uncle Jasper who left them a million dollars. …” On her finger was a ring in the shape of a cat, curled around a red stone. She held her hand up and even let me take her fingers in my own so I could examine it. She looked at me like she saw right through me. “It matches the one in my labia.”

“Pardon me?”

“It matches the ring in my labia.”

“I don’t believe you.”

But of course I did. I believed it completely. She appeared genuinely unconcerned with whether I believed her. “Well, I’m not going to prove it to you,” she said.

Inspiration was at hand. Not because I was in control of anything but because her control was so complete she found giving something to me easy, a gesture of sexuelle oblige in lieu of the evidence that there was a cat ring in her labia, which was the only thing that matched anything else she wore, namely the ring on her finger. “In my story,” I said to her as calmly as I could, “the artist poses a question to each model, who is a stranger to her.”

“Yes?”

“Where does he touch you?”

She nodded.

“There’s no preface to the question, and the ‘he’ referred to is irrelevant. Sometimes the model is surprised by the question, sometimes she’s amused or threatened. In each case the artist assumes she’s taken control of the situation by catching the other woman off-guard, until one night she meets a model who answers as though she’s been expecting the question all along.”

Thinking only a moment Jasper said, “Under my breast. Below my nipple.”

“Which one?”

“The left.” She said, casually, “When his hands are raised to my breast, you know … he’s exposed to me. Disarmed.”

“Disarmed?”

“Like in the gangster movies. When the bad guy puts his hands in the air.”

“Or the good guy sometimes.”

“Or the good guy.”

“Is he the good guy or the bad guy?”

“He’s the good guy,” she answered, “when I’m the bad guy.” She leaned back where she sat and looked me in the eye. “Last night I went to this opening, a little gallery downtown out near the third ring. I thought I might see myself there. I mean, in a painting.”

“You mean you actually
are
a model?”

“—but I was walking through the exhibit and by the time I was halfway, I’d had a little wine, and was feeling a little. …” She smiled and widened her eyes again that way she had; in moments she suggested complete dementia, in others almost unearthly composure. “So maybe I was there after all, and I just didn’t recognize myself.”

“What does it mean when you see a painting of yourself and you don’t recognize it?”

“It means the artist ought to give up painting, as far as I’m concerned. Did you think it meant something else? You didn’t think it meant something deep and psychological, did you? I don’t think too much about the meaning of things. Halfway through the exhibit I bumped into him or he bumped into me, I don’t remember. … He acted like he knew me, but as far as I know we’ve never met. It didn’t matter. We went back to his place. I went into the bathroom and took off my clothes. When I came back he was passed out on the bed, so I undressed him and blindfolded him, and tied his wrists to the bedposts with my stockings. I found his keys and turned off the lights and went to this little bar I like, down by the beach. There’s a good jukebox there. I was drinking and started talking to this woman, I don’t remember her name—she was quiet, like someone who was dying to be wild but just didn’t know how, and we had another drink and I said, Let’s go see this guy I know. So we went back to the apartment. He was still tied to the bed. We did what we wanted. Sometimes we kissed each other, sometimes we touched him. Sometimes we just left him there and didn’t pay attention to him at all. We’d wander around his apartment and look at his things and drink his liquor and stand naked on his balcony, looking out at the ocean, listening to him thrashing on the bed inside trying to get free. The more desperately he thrashed, the more we liked it. I could tell she was holding back, waiting for me to let her know that whatever we were going to do was all right, and finally we went back to bed and I got on top of him and then she did, and then we both did at the same time. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s every man’s fantasy. Every man thinks it’s his fantasy. But when I held his face between my thighs and put myself in his mouth to make myself come, I could tell he realized it wasn’t his fantasy, it was
my
fantasy. Afterward the other girl got on top of him and it was taking her longer, so I started whispering in her ear, telling her I was a man and how I was going to fuck her from behind. That made her come. We finished and put on our clothes and went back to the beach bar where we had another drink. We were still laughing about it. He’s probably still there, tied to the bed.”

I believed all of it, the way I believed the bit about the labia ring. But while I had been given everything I could hope for, somehow she was still in charge; sort of like she said, I thought it was my inspiration, but now I realized it was hers. She got up from the table and finished the last of her wine.

“Maybe you’ll write another book someday,” she said on her way out, “even more pretentious than the last.” And then she disappeared through the door and I sat there staring at it for five minutes, just to be sure she wasn’t coming back. Then I swallowed the last of my wine, gathered up my notes and rushed back to my apartment, where I bolted the door and turned out the lights and by the glow of the desk lamp wrote down every single word, every single thing about her I could remember, every single thing she said. …

We call our movie
White Whisper
because it doesn’t mean anything at all, at least as far as we can tell. “But just where,” Viv asked one night, reading the finished script, “do you propose we find an actress with a cat ring in her labia?” Her eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Do you actually
know
a woman with a cat ring in her labia? Also,” she added, flipping back several pages, “women are a lot more direct.”

“What do you mean?”

“When they talk to each other. A woman doesn’t say breasts, she says tits.”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course I’m sure.” I replayed in my mind my conversation with Jasper: did she say breasts or tits? So over the next several days I revised the script, making the second draft more explicit, to which Viv objected that now it was
too
explicit. “I mean, think about it. Would a woman say
that
? So I revised the script again, taking things out, to which Viv complained it now needed something more, something else. To which I became irritated and suggested maybe Viv didn’t really know what the script needed, to which Viv answered I didn’t need to get so temperamental about it and anyway she was just trying to anticipate what the head of the network might say, to which I proposed maybe the head of the network ought to write the script and we’d see whether
he
thought women said breasts or tits assuming he thought women had anything to say at all, to which Viv pointed out that the head of the network wasn’t a he but a
she
. To which a little bell ought to have gone off in my head right then. Sure enough, when we went down to the network to meet the head honcho, who should be sitting behind the desk but Veroneek; next to her, Joe the wolf began howling the second I walked in. Veroneek grabbed him by the jaws and hollered down his throat, “Keep it quiet in there, Joe!” Hello, she said, looking back up at me.

Hello, I answered, a little astonished.

Hmmm, Viv said, looking back and forth between us. Veroneek had apparently succeeded in her campaign to seize the L.A. airwaves. Isolated in an abandoned lot on the edge of Beverly Hills, Network Vs. was a charred black satellite dish that fanned out over a single red elevator that led down to an underground broadcasting station that beamed sensual propaganda to America on a twenty-four-hour basis. Over several evenings Viv, Veroneek and I conducted auditions for
White Whisper
as the elevator unloaded one bevy of women after another into the dark network hallways lined with flickering monitors. The women had been assembled by a fat casting agent who unbuttoned his silk shirt low enough to reveal a prominent hickey on his chest, which over time metamorphosed from red to purple to black like the larva of an insect; he insisted on attending the casting session in order to take nude photos of the actresses—for “the files,” he explained. There were shy girls from Maryland who turned off the light in their own bathrooms to undress, and seasoned professionals who were out of their clothes before they were inside the door, only to realize with shock that there was actually dialogue in this movie they were expected to read. There were women who would only take off their clothes for Viv and Veroneek, which meant I had to leave the premises, and women who would only take off their clothes for me, which meant Viv and Veroneek had to leave the premises. There were women with cropped hair and braces on their teeth who appeared to still be virgins at the age of thirty, and Chinese lesbians who traveled in pairs, one with the hard look of experience and the other an eighteen-year-old who had yet to shed her baby fat. This last cherub in particular excited me. She had about her that perfect blankness of youth that begs to be defaced. For the rest of the week I wracked my brains trying to figure out how to work Chinese lesbians into the movie.

Any sentimental notions I might have had, however, about surveying a parade of naked women quickly gave way to reality. The harsh light of the network’s underground offices cast a dead pall over even the loveliest, let alone fortyish over-the-hill actresses apologizing for their various birthmarks, scars, piercings and the ravages of particularly brutal C-sections. The spectacle was dismaying not simply because all the plastic in their faces and limbs and breasts had hardened to the point of petrifaction, but because their bodies wore their panic like their eyes; all Viv and I could do was cringe. No, really, we pleaded with them, you look beautiful. We wanted to take them all to dinner and buy them drinks and convince them they were still ravishing, with long careers and many acting opportunities ahead; our movie just wouldn’t be one of them. Within forty-eight hours the message was out in the world of erotica: we were the
sensitive
pornographers. Come audition for us and we would feel sorry for you.

We cast the two less significant models first. As one actress after another failed to make the cut, a character we originally imagined as latin became black and finally a redhead. For the role of the “shy” model we chose a tall doe-eyed brunette who mumbled inaudibly and held her arms close to her; this introvert, we later learned, had a reputation for happily sucking any cock in Hollywood to get a part. The two lead roles eluded us. We offered the part of the painter to the virgin with the braces, who gave a very good reading even if she did insist we clear three or four city blocks before she allowed Viv, and Viv alone, to gaze upon the sacred splendor of her nakedness. That evening she went to her theater group where the other actresses, any of whom would have taken the part in two seconds if she had the chance, shrieked in disbelief that any self-respecting thespian could possibly think of performing in such a project; she hastily reconsidered and so informed us the next morning. Two days before the shoot was scheduled, I finally convinced Viv to cast a young woman named Amy Brown who had just rolled into L.A. from Tennessee a couple of years back, right before the Quake. Amy had curly black hair, a small mouth with slightly crooked teeth, and didn’t at all fit the image Viv had of the character. But she was alert and intense, and I liked the way she kept leaning into the wall when reading her lines, like a girl trying to act tough but unconsciously trying to hide from everyone. I also liked the way she took off her clothes; she was determined about it without being altogether casual. Maybe the thing that most impressed me was that her name was Amy Brown as opposed to Diamond or Starlight or Snowflake or all the other names we’d heard in the past few days, and I figured any woman who had been in L.A. two whole years and still thought Amy Brown was a good enough name to make famous suggested a sense of her own identity that, along with a steeliness of purpose, we could use right now.

Then there was the character of the model that I had modeled after Jasper. Marshaling all my powers of invention, I had named this character Jasper. By pure default our best prospect was an actress Viv and I called Catwoman, who arrived at the session in a tight little black body suit. Her lips were inflated like they’d just been blown up with an air-hose at the gas station down the street, and her teased hair appeared to have been styled with a toilet plunger. As she read her lines she would slink along the wall and dig in her nails as though she was going to hump it. Faced with Catwoman’s growing inevitability, Viv was beginning to cover her face with her hands and groan a lot, and we became so desperate to find a Jasper that even the screwiest ideas began to seem like a brainstorms. I thought, for instance, I had quite an inspiration when, driving home from Network Vs., there at the end of Melrose Avenue as I came around the curve off La Cienega, the Red Angel of Los Angeles rose like an answer: Justine as Jasper! Of course I wasn’t entirely certain anymore that there even was a real Justine, though once twenty years ago I thought I saw her driving a red Corvette north on Rossmore where it turns into Vine. And if there was a real Justine, I thought now, was she as timeless as her billboard, or ancient, hiding her face in shadows and encasing her body in an aerodynamic cathedral of undergarments that attempted to launch her fantastic breasts into eternity? So when I got home and called her, still remembering the phone number on the billboard, I never figured on anyone actually answering. I figured I’d get a long ring into nothingness, or a recording telling me the number wasn’t in service, or maybe a machine that simply exclaimed, in the manner of her billboards, “Justine!” Instead I was stunned when a woman’s voice answered “Hello,” and I didn’t doubt for two seconds it was the Angel herself, and I was so startled I hung up immediately. …