America, You Sexy Bitch (27 page)
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Authors: Michael Black Meghan McCain
With Mike, Cindy, Holly, Kyle, and Jimmy. Celebrating the 4th on Whiskey Row.
Not pictured:
rodeo (because there was no damned rodeo that night).
Not pictured:
rodeo (because there was no damned rodeo that night).
Nermal and friend.
Meghan posing as General Custer.
Michael looking incredibly virile astride his mount (
caption written by Michael
).
caption written by Michael
).
We’ve just picked up the RV, which is why we look happy instead of nauseous.
“Are you kiddin’ me?” Our Gumdrop, Cousin John.
Emperor of Zappos, Las Vegas.
With Cargill and Jessica and dog.
Not pictured:
10,000 Warhammer figurines.
Not pictured:
10,000 Warhammer figurines.
Home, sweet home.
Not pictured:
stench.
Not pictured:
stench.
Lookin’ for gators down on the bayou.
Our guide feeding a gator its natural prey: marshmallows.
Meghan bravely trying to hide how pissed she is with Michael down on the bayou.
We took him on the road with us. (The baby gator, not the guide.)
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