Authors: Catherine Aird
âI couldn't say, I'm sure, sir.' Detective Inspector Sloan's personal interaction with Greek myths and legends had been limited to removing young men and maidens from Berebury's own statue of Eros every May Day.
âEither, then, Sloan,' he pronounced hortatively, âthe deceased got there under her own steam without being spotted or somebody got to the same place with her body in a bin.'
âBut both in the dark.' As far as Sloan was concerned that went for him, too. âAnd, according to Dr Dabbe, her face was slightly injured after death, probably when her head fell forward on the stone.'
âWhich it wouldn't have done,' pronounced the Superintendent ineluctably, âif she had lain down carefully herself.'
âThat, sir,' sighed Sloan, âis exactly how far we've got at the moment.'
Waving him away with a hand, the Superintendent said loftily, âThen, Sloan, it's what the psychologists describe as “a problem in resolution”. Let me know how you get on.'
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Mrs Amanda Pedlinge waved Detective Inspector Sloan and Detective Constable Crosby into a pair of chairs which both looked uncomfortable and were. The address of the family â the Old Rectory at Nether Hoystings â was about the only thing in the room that could be described as other than very up to date. Everything else in sight about the place was ultramodern and minimalist. Unfortunately, decided Sloan, lowering himself carefully on to one, that included the chairs.
And, to a policeman, it all spelled money.
âWell, and what's my husband been up to now?' she asked the policemen.
âNothing, madam, as far as we know,' said Sloan. Mrs Pedlinge certainly fitted the decor well: tall, thin and dressed with a classic plainness that betokened a good eye for clothes â and how to wear them. He didn't mind about her being so stick thin, but he would have preferred the chairs to have been more substantial. âWe just need a little assistance with our enquiries, that's all.'
Amanda Pedlinge pushed some strands of ash-blonde hair away from her eyes and arranged herself carefully on another chair, crossing one elegant leg over the other. âThat's what they always say, isn't it, Inspector?'
âOnly in bad films,' said Detective Constable Crosby before Sloan could speak.
âWhat we would like to know is where Mr Pedlinge was yesterday evening,' said Sloan, deciding circumlocution would not be the right approach with this manifestly disgruntled young woman, âafter he left Aumerle Court.'
âSo would I,' Mrs Pedlinge said with some vigour.
âAh.' Sloan began to wonder if she might be as uncomfortable to live with as one of her chairs.
âDinner was quite spoilt by the time he came home,' she said petulantly. âAnd I'd put the children to bed early so that we could have a good long talk.'
âSo he wasn't here?' said Sloan, leaving aside for the time being the question of what the talk might have been going to be about.
âHe most certainly was not,' said Mrs Pedlinge. âAnd if he says he was, then he's lying.'
âThat means you were here yourself, then, I take it,' said Sloan smoothly.
The ash-blonde hair shook with indignation. âI'm here all the time,' she said. âThat's the trouble. It's London and work all week and Aumerle Court with that old armchair warrior every Sunday for him and nothing for me any of the time except small children and you know what that's like.'
âThere's Saturâ' began Crosby, who hadn't taken his eyes off the pair of long legs waving ever so gently in front of him and who had no concept of the trials and tribulations of being corralled with small children.
âAnd where do you suppose he was yesterday evening then, madam?' asked Sloan quickly, trying hard to project sympathy with matrimonial absences. Crosby was so mesmerized by a foot from which a fashionable shoe was now dangling that â unlike Bevis Pedlinge â he would probably have to be prised away from the house.
âDon't ask me, Inspector,' she snapped, the movement of the loose shoe taking on a new rhythm. âAsk him.'
âI will, madam, I will.' Perhaps âshoe' was too strong a word for the stylish leather contrivance that was swinging from Amanda Pedlinge's shapely ankle: he decided that âfoot ornament' described it better.
âAnd when you get an answer from him â if you do â tell me and I'll tell my solicitors.'
âYou have reason to suppose that this would be of interest to them?' Detective Inspector Sloan automatically registered the fact that she spoke of her solicitors in the plural. People who did that usually referred to their bankers in the plural, too, and that meant money.
âOh, yes, Inspector,' she said with a shrill laugh, âthey'll be interested all right and so will I.'
âBut you yourself have no suggestions to make as to his whereabouts?' he asked patiently. âHe didn't tell you?'
âMe?' she laughed again. âHe doesn't tell me anything, Inspector. It's always the same story â that it's just business that's keeping him wherever he is and when â and if it's not that, then it's this wretched production that they're putting on at Aumerle Court.'
âTell me moreâ¦'
She needed no encouragement. âThe history of the Pedlinge family in sound and light. You know, they throw pictures all over the place with laser beams and record the dialogue to go with it. We've got a neighbour who's into that sort of thing professionally â David Collins of Double Felix. Jeremy Prosser put Bevis on to him.' She sighed. âHe's very good at his job and he knows what he's doing, but the others are nothing more than schoolboys playing at amateur dramatics, really. The lot of themâ¦'
The implication that Amanda Pedlinge was rather more than a schoolgirl was not lost upon Detective Inspector Sloan, married man. He couldn't answer for the goggle-eyed Detective Constable Crosby.
âBevis has written the script and it's about the only thing he talks about these days.' She waved a hand. âI expect he'll say he was doing something with the sound or the light.'
Somewhere from the back of Sloan's mind something about âsound and fury signifying nothing' surfaced, but he didn't immediately track it down.
âWe got Collins to do this room,' she said, looking round at a room seemingly without electrical fitments of any sort.
âVery clever, madam. I can't see where any of it is coming from.'
Amanda Pedlinge looked pleased for the first time. âThere's not meant to be anything in sight at all with this sort of interior design. David Collins made an excellent job of that. Even Bevis was satisfied.' At this point her shoe fell off her right foot and on to the floor in front of Detective Constable Crosby. âFor once.'
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âWhere to now, sir?' asked Detective Constable Crosby as they crunched across the drive of the Old Rectory and into their police car.
âAnother word with the husband wouldn't come amiss,' said Sloan, reaching for the car radio. âHe only lives round the corner and anyway our other two runners aren't around to interview yet.'
âBut he told us he was over at the Minster yesterday evening,' said Crosby. âWorking.'
âI didn't say he was the favourite,' said Sloan mildly. âJust a runner. All three of âem had been in the maze yesterday afternoon, remember.'
âThe deceased must have reached the centre of the maze after dark,' objected Crosby, âif the old lady says so.'
âAnd in the dark, too,' murmured Sloan. Authoritative old ladies had to be checked out, too. All in good time, of course.
âThat old bird at the window could have spotted her, sir, at any time in daylight,' said the Constable, not paying attention.
âTrue, and their being there might have nothing to do with the death,' allowed Sloan. He wasn't here to teach Crosby logic; he was on duty trying to establish whether an unhappy woman had died at the hand of herself or another.
âAlso-rans?' The Constable had just had to effect the arrest of a bookie and it had opened his eyes to the Turf and its lingo.
âPerhaps. Don't forget, too, Crosby, that the deceased must have been in there, or at least in the grounds, before our Milly locked the postern gate for the night.'
âAnyway,' nodded Crosby, âthe doctor said she would have been dead by then.'
âThe place is pretty secure otherwise,' said Sloan, pursuing another line of thought which had just struck him. âThe people who built Aumerle Court didn't want to be taken by surprise by their enemies and they made sure that they weren't.' He was old enough to know that all God's children had enemies: what he didn't know yet was who had been Margaret Collins's enemy ⦠Or even for sure if it had been herself. A lot of people were their own worst enemies â¦
âAll the same, sir,' insisted the Constable obstinately, âCalleford's quite a way away.'
âDangerous things, amateur dramatics,' said Sloan elliptically, as he raised an answer on the radio from headquarters. âDI Sloan here,' he announced. âI would like a thorough search made of the area round the hospital car park for an empty tablet bottle â and if there's no joy from that, then impound the hospital bins and get someone to start going through them ⦠yes, thank you, I do know all about needles in haystacks. Over and out and get on with it.'
The Constable looked quite mystified. âAmateur dramatics, sir?'
âIt's just possible that in the course of setting up this entertainment Master Bevis Pedlinge might have been seeing a bit too much of Margaret Collins for her own good. Or his, come to that.'
âEnough to kill her?'
âEnough for someone to arrange for her to be killed,' said Sloan. âWhat do you suppose it would do to the Aumerle estate if that blonde bombshell we've just left had to be paid off?' He supposed that there had been men thoroughly upset by the Married Women's Property Act: what they would have thought of today's divorce settlements didn't bear thinking about.
âI hadn't thought of divorce, sir,' said the Detective Constable.
âNeither had I until just now,' said Detective Inspector Sloan honestly, âbut some people think about it all the time.'
âShe's quite a girlâ¦'
âRemember, in this job, Crosby,' he said severely, ânothing should be taken for granted. Nothing at all.'
âNo, sir.'
âNor forgotten. Such as the fact that Jeremy Prosser is a neighbour, too. If I were to draw a Venn diagram' â the Superintendent had explained to all of âF' Division exactly how to draw overlapping circles demonstrating who is known to whom one morning after he had attended an evening class on âMathematics for the Barely Numerate' â âthen Jeremy Prosser, Bevis and Amanda Pedlinge and David and Margaret Collins would all show as knowing each other.' He paused. âNo, we don't know yet that Amanda Pedlinge and Margaret Collins had met. It's probable, though.'
âMiss Daphne Pedlinge knows âem all, too, sir,' volunteered Crosby.
âNo,' Sloan corrected him. âShe didn't recognize the deceased â not from what she could see, anyway.'
âBut they all knew the maze,' said Detective Constable Crosby, engaging gear. âDidn't they?'
Chapter Thirteen
David Collins treated the second visit to his house by the police that day with a tired disinterest. A half-drunk mug of coffee stood, cold now, on the table in front of him. The man might not have moved since they had come to the house earlier, so still was he sitting when they came again. All that was different was that now his shirt was open and his sleeves were hanging loose and dishevelled.
âMargaret's mother should be here soon,' he said, pushing the mug away as if the action took all his strength. âThen we'll have to go to the hospital and collect poor James andâ'. For a moment he seemed to be having trouble finishing the sentence. âAnd', he resumed, collecting himself with a visible effort, âshe's going to tell him that his mummy's ⦠I'm sorry.' His voice quavered and his narrative came to a shaky halt. âIt's no good.' He sank his head back between his hands. âI can't quite take it in yet that Margaret's gone.'
âIt's very difficult, I know,' said Detective Inspector Sloan with a brisk sympathy, âbut you'll understand that we need to know everything that happened yesterday for the Coroner.' Over the years Sloan had found that mention of this august official usually evoked a more ready compliance with questioning than did any amount of talk of police interviews.
Collins raised his head. âGo on,' he said bleakly.
âJust for the record, sir, can we take it that as far as you know your wife had no enemies?'
âNone. Not Margaret.'
âThen could we just go over again what happened from when you left your wife at the hospital?'
He didn't seem to mind. âI went over to Aumerle Court, like I said, to meet Mr Bevis Pedlinge and Captain Prosser over this great sound and light production they've got planned.'
âYou knew them before yesterday?'
âOh, yes. They both live out here in this village. I've done quite a lot of work for the Pedlinges one way and another and Jeremy Prosser's quite a family friend these daysâ¦' he stopped suddenly, a stricken look coming over his face. âOnly we're not going to be a family any more, are we?'
âTell me about Captain Prosser,' said Sloan, interested. If David Collins liked him, he would seem to be the only person he'd met so far who did.
The man smiled faintly. âI can tell you that he's not quite the stuffy bachelor he'd like you to think. In fact, I'm told in the village that he's something of a ladies' man.'
âAh.' So someone liked Jeremy Prosser after all. And if Bevis Pedlinge wasn't the happily married man he'd presumably like everyone, but especially his Great-aunt Daphne, to think, then interviewing the pair of them might be a rewarding business. âAnd then?' he asked Collins.