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“If you hurry you can still make it.”

Cutz was the hair salon equivalent to one of Carleen Fisher ’s mother ’s fundraisers. Stylish, expensive, and poorly attended. The business was in a high-rent spot just down the street from Anthony’s menswear store, gatt, on downtown’s 2nd Avenue.

When I stepped inside, a wholesome young woman wearing DD6AA2AB8

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trendy clothing that revealed a taut midsection and eagle tattoo greeted me. She gamely took my name and, as a first-time customer, had me fill in a questionnaire that asked a lot of questions I didn’t know the answers to. In the blank spot after the query about which hair care products I used, I wrote: “the bottle on the shelf.”

Carleen seemed genuinely happy to see me. But so would have been any of the client-less operators at the half-dozen empty sta-tions spread throughout the spacious room. An assistant washed my hair with something fantastic smelling, then set me up at Carleen’s station, in front of a huge, oval mirror. She brought me a steaming mug of fresh latte that could only have been brewed by something that was big and silver with many knobs and a foreign-sounding brand name. Cream coloured walls were adorned with original oils by local artists who I knew sold their stuff for plenty.

Mayor Fisher had spared no expense on his little girl’s business.

“So, what can we do for you today?” Carleen asked with admirable verve. “A little trim? Maybe you’d like to get rid of some of the grey?”

I was about to yank away the lightweight cutting cape from around my neck and stomp out of there, but common sense prevailed. My hair was blond. Not grey. Maybe the lighting was hitting me wrong. At thirty-eight I supposed there might be a tint-challenged strand or two in there somewhere, so I decided to forgive her.

Carleen continued to assess my hair like a gardener would a plot of unruly weeds. “There’s a whole patch of it right here at the crown.” This girl could not shut up to save her life. Unforgivable.

“Just a trim,” I muttered.

“Oh, okay.” She sounded disappointed.

Well, too bad. “No, not even a trim,” I instructed. “Just give me a quick check for split ends. If you find one, chop it off, otherwise, just leave it as it is.”

Why had Sereena forced me to come here?

I was thinking about that when one of the other stylists said something that sent Carleen into gales of laughter. Me, not so much. I wasn’t in the mood.

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something about it. It was low and throaty with a quivering cadence. It was peculiar. Unique.

I’d heard it somewhere before.

But not from Carleen.

More laughter.

Then I had it. Could it be? She laughed again, and I was certain. I’d heard the exact same laugh two nights ago at Simon Durhuaghe’s reading.

As I sat there considering this curious bit of information, I suddenly realized why Sereena had sent me here. She was too much of a lady to spread a rumour—even if it was to help me out—but she wasn’t beyond putting me in the perfect position to come up with it myself. In this case, Carleen Fisher ’s salon chair.

Again Carleen cut loose. The likeness of the laughs was eerie.

Sereena must have met Simon Durhuaghe at some point, and noticed the uncanny similarity when she met Carleen at the luncheon.

“Carleen,” I began in a pleasant conversational tone. “Starting up a new business must be quite a challenge. Especially for someone so young.”

“Oh, it’s not that difficult really.” Then, with yet another of her unusual laughs—the girl was really going to town—she added,

“And I’m really not that young either. But thanks for saying so.”

“Really? How old are you? Twenty? Twenty-one?” I know it’s rude to ask a woman her age, but this was work.

“Twenty-eight,” she told me proudly.

I quickly did the math in my head.

Bingo.

Sherry had ended her affair with Simon Durhuaghe when she was nineteen and newly married to Cantor Fisher. Her daughter, Carleen, was born when she was twenty. It could work. The mayor ’s daughter might have been fathered by another man. If that was true, the delicious question was: Who knew about it?

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picking up my tux from the rental store, I tracked down the address of Simon Durhuaghe’s Saskatoon residence.

When in town, the Durhuaghes lived in a charming, two-storey character house on Temperance Street with a wraparound porch and a beautiful front garden. Very nice. Very peaceful. Until I showed up, that is.

A lovely looking woman in her late sixties answered the front door. Her greying hair was gently teased into a soft corona that folded neatly into a discreet bun at the back of her head. She wore a plain but elegant dress under a thick cardigan.

“Hello,” she greeted me with a genuine smile on her heart-shaped face.

“Hello. My name is Russell Quant. I was wondering if Mr.

Durhuaghe is home?”

“Are you a friend of my husband’s?” she asked, her words betraying a slight British accent.

I hesitated.

“Oh well,” she said with twinkling eye, “never mind then. Do come in anyway.”

I gave her a confused look.

Her laugh tinkled like a bell as she pulled back and motioned me in. “I’m Olivia Durhuaghe, Simon’s wife. You see, my husband isn’t the sort of man with many people in his life to call friend. Still, after all these years, I hold out hope that one of these days at least one will show up. Silly of me, I suppose.”

I could immediately tell there was nothing silly about this woman. “Perhaps tomorrow?” I suggested with a small smile.

She gave me an appraising look, one that said she found my sense of humour acceptable, and replied, “Perhaps tomorrow.

Now, Mr. Quant, what is it you’re here to talk to my husband about?”

No, not silly at all. “I’m a private investigator,” I told her. “I’m working on a case I’d like to discuss with him, if I may.” I watched her closely for any telltale reaction. Maybe she knew something too. But there was nothing, other than keen curiosity and intellect, and a desire to protect her spouse from the unsavoury.

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made, she turned and beckoned me to follow. I was led down a narrow hallway lined with countless framed photographs. She walked slowly—intentionally?—giving me opportunity to study the images. Some were obviously professional publicity shots used for book jackets and in magazines, but the majority were simple family photos, many in black and white, some very old. There were pictures of Simon and Olivia in groups, but most were of just the two of them, always looking like they were having the time of their life. On a beach. In a rowboat. In front of the Eiffel Tower.

With a Boston terrier. At a circus. They showed a full life lived away from the public eye.

One photo in particular caught my attention. It was one of the smallest in the group, but pulled me in with its intensity. Standing side by side, in a playful pose, were Simon and Olivia, fifty years younger than they were today. Both were dressed in white for some social event, looking for all the world like a pair of screen idols. He, tall and strong and big boned, with a shock of black hair spilling over eyes so pale they were almost translucent. She, magnificent with dewy skin, rosebud mouth, and hair that seemed as if it would bounce if you just looked at it. The camera had caught them laughing, and gazing at one another with undisguised adoration. I was so taken by the image, I stopped following my host-ess and found myself staring at it. When I was done, I saw that Olivia was waiting patiently for me at the end of the hall. She gave me a smile, then, without saying anything, turned and walked on.

We ended up in a back porch where a series of windows faced the backyard. Through them I could see Simon Durhuaghe pacing up and down a cement walkway, from the rear of the house to a small garden at the other end of the lot, then back again.

“I send him out there to smoke his pipe,” Olivia told me as we watched her husband. “Ten years ago, I would have never considered asking him such a thing. Now, it would be foolish of me not too.” She laid a pale hand on my arm. “Truth be told, I really don’t mind the smell of truly fine pipe tobacco. Nevertheless, I send him out there whenever he decides to light up. Just because I can. Isn’t it wonderful?”

I grinned. Olivia Durhuaghe was a formidable woman.

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“Good luck with whatever it is you hope to learn from him, Mr.

Quant.”

I cocked an eyebrow at her.

“Simon is an impossible man,” she told me. “Always has been.

It’s what makes him interesting to people. Although they’d hardly admit it.”

“Any advice?”

“None,” she said as she slowly walked away. “Do your best, young man.”

The door groaned with age as I pushed it open. Durhuaghe looked up. For a moment I could see a struggle on his face as he tried to remember who I was. I figure it came to him at about the same time as the frown.

“What the hell do you want?” he growled, pushing aside a few strands of his thick, silver hair.

He was standing about halfway down the path. It didn’t seem likely he was going to come to me, so I went to him. As I approached, I saw something different in the man. Here in his home environment, banished to his backyard to indulge his vice, Durhuaghe appeared less virile than I remembered. The stoop of his shoulders was more pronounced, the wrinkles deeper, the eyes less fiery.

Still, this was a man who did not suffer fools gladly, not one to waste time on idle chat. So I jumped right in. “Mr. Durhuaghe, I know you’re hiding something about your involvement in Walter Angel’s murder.”

“Hells bells!” his crusty voice rang out. “That again? What about it?”

“I believe Walter Angel knew about your involvement with Sherry Klingskill.”

“So what? I already told you, Mr….?”

“Quant. Russell Quant.”

He huffed and puffed. “I already told you, Quant, all that mess is long forgotten. Barely a memory as far as I’m concerned. I don’t know why anybody else would care about it. I surely don’t.”

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this before at the bookstore, but I wanted to be sure he knew that I knew.

“I know that, for heaven’s sake. What do you take me for?

Some kind of imbecile? What about it? So I had a fling with some dolly who ended up marrying a politician? Who cares? Million years ago. Old news. Besides, this is the twenty-first century. This sort of thing happens every day to people much better known than me. Presidents, for crying out loud. Every second politician puts it where he shouldn’t. Nobody cares. They still get elected.” He was trying hard to be cavalier and offhand, but I wasn’t buying it.

“Sherry Klingskill was very young when you had your affair, Mr. Durhuaghe. And she was engaged to and then married another man.”

He exhaled a heavy cloud of smoke, along with a grunt.

“Alleged affair.”

“And,” I hesitated for dramatic effect (just because I like to do that once in a while). “Sherry Fisher gave birth to a daughter just shy of nine months after your alleged affair ended.” Based on the details in the journal and letters, and the ages of Sherry and her daughter, I couldn’t be exactly sure of this math, but I was betting my bluff wasn’t too far off the truth.

Durhuaghe seemed shaken for the first time. He bumbled a bit then spat out: “That’s a load of hogwash, and you know it! All you’re doing is spreading vicious lies, Mr. Quant. I was mostly a nobody at the time. That girl was after much bigger fish than me, let me tell you. Just because she was young, doesn’t mean she was naïve or innocent or stupid. She knew what she was doing when she got engaged to the richest boy in town. And when it was time for her to get pregnant, she broke it off to do just that. Any child she had was his, not mine. If she tells you any different, she’s a goddamned liar!”

Of course I couldn’t prove a thing without a DNA test. A quick check of my pockets told me I was fresh out. But proof only counts in a court of law. My job was to get him there in the first place—if that’s where he belonged.

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knew what was in the journal and letters, even though he didn’t have physical possession of them. “He worked for the University of Saskatchewan Archives. You donated your papers there ten years ago. He read the journal where you wrote about your affair with Sherry Klingskill. He either figured out who she was, or who her fiancé was, or that she had a child with you, or maybe all three, and decided to use the information against you. Isn’t that right?

“You paid him off to keep it from the public. Especially in the year of an important book release. Publishers and agents don’t appreciate controversy like that, do they? I know they say any publicity is good publicity, but a reputation as an old lecher who seduces young girls, and with a lovechild you’ve never supported, probably doesn’t count at all, does it?”