Agatha Raisin and the Walkers of Dembley
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Authors: M.C. Beaton
The Agatha Raisin series
(listed in order)
Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death
Agatha Raisin and the Vicious Vet
Agatha Raisin and the Potted Gardener
Agatha Raisin and the Walkers of Dembley
Agatha Raisin and the Murderous Marriage
Agatha Raisin and the Terrible Tourist
Agatha Raisin and the Wellspring of Death
Agatha Raisin and the Wizard of Evesham
Agatha Raisin and the Witch of Wyckhadden
Agatha Raisin and the Fairies of Fryfam
Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell
Agatha Raisin and the Day the Floods Came
Agatha Raisin and the Curious Curate
Agatha Raisin and the Haunted House
Agatha Raisin and the Deadly Dance
Agatha Raisin and the Perfect Paragon
Agatha Raisin and Love, Lies and Liquor
Agatha Raisin and Kissing Christmas Goodbye
Agatha Raisin and a Spoonful of Poison
Agatha Raisin: There Goes the Bride
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First published in the USA 1994 by St Martin’s Press
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First published in the UK by Robinson,
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Copyright © 1994, 2005 M. C. Beaton
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ISBN: 978-1-84119-776-0
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Agatha Raisin was born in a tower block slum in Birmingham and christened Agatha Styles. No middle names. Agatha had often longed for at least two middle names such as Caroline
or Olivia. Her parents, Joseph and Margaret Styles, were both unemployed and both drunks. They lived on benefits and the occasional bout of shoplifting.
Agatha attended the local comprehensive as a rather shy and sensitive child but quickly developed a bullying, aggressive manner so that the other pupils would steer clear of her.
At the age of fifteen, her parents decided it was time she earned her keep and her mother found her work in a biscuit factory, checking packets of biscuits on a conveyer belt for any faults.
As soon as Agatha had squirreled away enough money, she ran off to London and found work as a waitress and studied computing at evening classes. But she fell in love with a customer at the
restaurant, Jimmy Raisin. Jimmy had curly black hair and bright blue eyes and a great deal of charm. He seemed to have plenty of money to throw around. He wanted an affair, but besotted as she was,
Agatha held out for marriage.
They moved into one room in a lodging house in Finsbury Park where Jimmy’s money soon ran out (he would never say where it came from in the first place). And he drank. Agatha found she had
escaped the frying pan into the fire.
She was fiercely ambitious. One night, when she came home and found Jimmy stretched out on the bed dead drunk, she packed her things and escaped.
She found work as a secretary at a public relations firm and soon moved into doing public relations herself. Her mixture of bullying and cajoling brought her success. She saved and saved until
she could start her own business.
But Agatha had always been a dreamer. Years back when she had been a child her parents had taken her on one glorious holiday. They had rented a cottage in the Cotswolds for a week. Agatha never
forgot that golden holiday or the beauty of the countryside.
So as soon as she had amassed a great deal of money, she took early retirement and bought a cottage in the village of Carsely in the Cotswolds.
Her first attempt at detective work came after she cheated at a village quiche baking competition by putting a shop bought quiche in as her own. The judge died of poisoning and shamed Agatha had
to find the real killer. Her adventures there are covered in the first Agatha Raisin mystery,
The Quiche of Death,
and in the series of novels that follow. As successful as she is in
detecting, she constantly remains unlucky in love. Will she ever find happiness with the man of her dreams? Watch this space!
Agatha Raisin watched the sunlight on the wall of her office in the City of London.
It was shining through the slats of the Venetian blind, long arrows of light inching down the wall as the sun sank lower, the sundial of Agatha’s working day.
Tomorrow it would all be over, her stint as a public relations officer, and then she could return to her home in the village of Carsely in the Cotswolds. She had not enjoyed her return to work.
Her short time away from it, her short time in retirement, had seemed to divorce her from the energy required to drum up publicity for clients from journalists and television companies.
Although she had enough of her old truculence and energy left to make a success of it, she missed the village and her friends. She had gone back initially for a few weekends when she could get
away, but the wrench of returning to London had been so great that for the past two months she had stayed where she was, working at the weekends as well.
She had thought that her new-found talent for making friends would have worked for her in the City, but most of the staff were young compared to her fifty-something and preferred to congregate
together at lunchtime and after work. Roy Silver, her young friend who had inveigled her into working for Pedmans for six months, also had been steering clear of her of late, always claiming he was
‘too busy’ to meet her for a drink or even to talk to her.
She sighed and looked at the clock. She was taking a journalist from the
Daily Bugle
out for drinks and dinner to promote a new pop star, Jeff Loon, real name Trevor Biles, and she was
not looking forward to it. It was hard to promote someone like Jeff Loon, a weedy, acne-pitted youth with a mouth like a sewer. But he had a voice which used to be described as Irish parlour tenor
and had recently re-recorded some old romantic favourites, all great hits. It was necessary then to give him a new image as the darling of middle England, the kind that the mums and dads adored.
The best way was to keep him away from the press as much as possible and send in Agatha Raisin.
She went to the Ladies and changed into a black dress and pearls, suitable to foster the staid image of the client she was representing. The journalist she was to meet was new to her. She had
checked up on him. His name was Ross Andrews. He had once been a major league reporter but had been demoted to the entertainments page in middle age. Ageing journalists often found themselves
relegated to reporting on the social or entertainments page or, worse, to answering readers’ letters.
They were to meet in the City, Fleet Street being no more, the newspaper companies having moved down to the East End.
She had agreed to meet Ross in the bar of the City Hotel and to eat there as well, for the restaurant was passable and its windows commanded a good view of the River Thames.
She twisted this way and that in front of the mirror. The dress, a recent purchase, looked suspiciously tight. Too many expense account dinners and lunches. As soon as she got back to Carsely,
she would take the weight off.
As she walked down to the entrance hall, the doorman, Jock, sprang to open the door. ‘Goodnight, Mrs Raisin,’ he said with an oily smile, and muttered under his breath once Agatha
was out of earshot, ‘Rotten old bat!’ For Agatha had once snapped at him, ‘If you’re a doorman, then open the bloody door every time you see me. Hop to it!’ and the
lazy Jock had never forgiven her.
Agatha walked along with the thinning home-going crowds, a stocky, pugnacious woman with a short hairstyle, bearlike eyes and good legs.
The hotel was only a few streets away. She left the evening sunlight and plunged into the gloom of the hotel bar. Although she had never met this Ross Andrews before, her experienced eye picked
him out immediately. He was wearing a dark suit and a collar and tie, but he had that raffish seediness about him of a newspaper journalist. He had thinning hair of a suspicious black, a fat face
with a smudge of a nose and watery blue eyes. He might have once been good-looking, thought Agatha as she walked towards him, but years of heavy boozing had taken their toll.
‘Mr Andrews?’
‘Mrs Raisin. Call me Ross. I ordered a drink and put it on your tab,’ he said cheerfully. ‘It’s all on expenses anyway.’
Agatha reflected that quite a number of journalists were expert at putting in fake restaurant bills for clients they should have entertained and never did, pocketing the money themselves. But
when it came to anyone else’s expenses, it seemed to be a case of no holds barred.
She nodded and sat down opposite him, signalled to the waiter and ordered a gin and tonic for herself. ‘Call me Agatha,’ she said.
‘How are things on the
Daily Bugle
?’ she continued, knowing that it was pointless talking business until the journalist considered he had sunk enough booze to warrant a few
lines.
‘On the skids, if you ask me,’ he said gloomily. ‘The trouble is that these new journalists don’t know their arses from their elbows. They come out of these damn schools
of journalism and they’re not a patch on the likes of us who had to learn to fly by the seat of our pants. Come back off a job and say, “Oh, I couldn’t ask him or her that.
Husband just dead,” or some crap like that. I say to them, “Laddie, in my day, we got it on the front page and the hell with anyone’s feelings.” They want to be
liked.
A good reporter is
never
liked.’
‘True,’ agreed Agatha with some feeling.
He signalled the waiter and ordered himself another whisky and water without asking Agatha if she was ready for another drink.
‘It all happened when they turned the running of the newspapers over to accountants, seedy jealous bods who cut your expenses and argue about every penny. Why, I remember . . .’
Agatha smiled and tuned him out. How many times had she been in similar circumstances, listening to similar complaints? Tomorrow she would be free and she would never go back to work again, not
as a PR anyway. She had sold her own PR firm to take early retirement, to retire to the Cotswolds, to the village of Carsely, which had slowly enfolded her in its gentle warmth. She missed it. She
missed the Carsely Ladies’ Society, the chatter over the teacups in the vicarage, the placid life of the village. Keeping a practised look of admiration on her face as Ross wittered on, her
thoughts moved to her neighbour, James Lacey. She had had a drink with him on her last visit to the village but their easy friendship seemed to have gone. She told herself that her silly obsession
for him had fled, never to return. Still, they had had fun solving those murders.
