After the Downfall (44 page)

“I should hope not. They belong to the small tribes, the weak tribes,” Zgomot said. Bucovinans had almost as much scorn for the Grenye who’d quickly succumbed to the invaders from overseas as Lenelli did for Grenye in general. But the Lord of Bucovin continued, “Even if they are ruined men, I hate to throw them into the fire. They are still of our blood, of our flesh.”

“What good does it do them if Bucovin falls?” Hasso asked.

Zgomot grunted. “A point, no doubt. I do not know how much good an uprising will do us, but I do not suppose it can hurt. And you are right, of course - we have ways of making one happen.”

If the border was as tightly held as Hasso had tried to arrange, it wouldn’t be so easy to sneak into Bottero’s realm. He’d tried to make it hard for Grenye to sneak out of the Lenello kingdom, though; he hadn’t worried about any of them sneaking in. He thought he would have, sooner or later, but he hadn’t yet. So many different things going on...

And how much attention would Bottero’s marshals and wizards pay to his advice now that he wasn’t in Drammen anymore? How much attention would they pay now that he’d gone over to the other side?

They would probably do the opposite of anything he’d ever proposed, just on general principles. If he aimed to return to the Lenelli’s good graces, he’d find some magical way to get in touch with Aderno and warn him the uprising was coming. Could he manage to touch the wizard in his dreams?

Maybe he could. He whistled softly. Talk about playing both ends against the middle!

Next question was, did he want to try anything like that? He fit in better in Drammen than he did in Falticeni, no doubt about it. But fitting in better wasn’t the same as fitting in well - no doubt about that, either. And Aderno and Velona had both done their level best to kill him, which didn’t encourage him to try to do anything nice for them.

If I could get Velona back again ...
Any man would do almost anything to have a woman like that. But it wouldn’t be the same as it was. He could see as much, however much he wished he couldn’t. And, except for Velona, he had no overwhelming reasons to prefer the Lenelli to the Grenye.
I look right among the Lenelli.
There was the other side of Zgomot’s worrying about his loyalty because he was big and blond. It did matter, but only so much. He was a foreigner in Bottero’s kingdom, too, even if a less obvious foreigner.

Grenye women are homely.
Much of that went back to Velona again. Velona would have been a knockout - a knockout and a half - anywhere. Next to her, most Lenello women were homely, too; Hasso wouldn’t have wanted to end up in bed with Queen Pola for all the tea in China. He did think the average Lenello woman was prettier than the average Grenye.

Drepteaza ... He muttered to himself. No matter what he thought of Drepteaza, she didn’t think much of him. She thought he looked like a goddamn Lenello, was what she thought. And there he was, banging head-on into looks again.

“You’re thinking hard.” Zgomot startled him out of his none too happy reverie.

“Yes, Lord.” Hasso couldn’t very well deny it.

“You don’t say much,” the Lord of Bucovin remarked.

“My head is full of mud,” Hasso answered. “I don’t have much worth saying.”

“No, eh?” Zgomot didn’t believe him, but seemed too polite to push about it. Since Hasso hadn’t told the whole truth, that was just as well. Zgomot lifted an imaginary mug. “May you bring as much confusion to our enemies.”

“May it be so.” Did Hasso mean it? He decided he didn’t want to try to reach Aderno in his dreams, so maybe he did.

When Scanno was sober, he remembered he was a fighting man. He liked to practice with Hasso.

“Now I can pick on somebody my own size,” he said. He was bigger than the German, too, but only a little. When they used wooden practice swords, he did pick on Hasso. Even half-drunk, which he was a lot of the time, he was better with a blade than the
Wehrmacht
officer ever would be.

“How old were you the first time you picked up a sword?” Hasso asked, rubbing his ribcage where one of Scanno’s strokes had got through. He would have an ugly bruise there tonight. The renegade shrugged. “
I
don’t know,” he said. “Two, three, maybe four. If you’re going to be a warrior, you need to
be
a warrior. You start learning how as soon as you can.”

That was true among the Prussian
Junkers,
too, but not to the same degree. Learning to shoot a rifle especially a modern one, with a flat trajectory and good sights - was a lot easier than learning to fence and ride. Hand-to-hand combat in Hasso’s world was nice to know, but you needed it a lot less than you did here.

“Let’s try spears,” Hasso said. The Bucovinans used shafts with rags padding the end, the same as the Lenelli did. Had they come up with the idea on their own or borrowed it from the blonds? Hasso wondered whether even the locals knew any more.

He could hold his own with spears. That made him feel better about himself and his place here.
Moral
don’t get caught with just a sword,
he thought. Though the day was chilly, he and Scanno worked up a good sweat thrusting and parrying.

Scanno swigged from a big mug of beer. “Can’t sweat all the good stuff out of me,” he said, wiping his forehead on his sleeve. He took another pull at the mug. “Now I suppose you’ll want to thump my sorry ass.”

“You give me fencing lessons. Shouldn’t I give you wrestling lessons?” Hasso hoped he sounded more innocent than he felt - he did want some of his own back. “If you’re going to be a warrior, you need to
be
a warrior. Who says -
said
- that? Somebody who looks a lot like you.”

“Me and my big mouth.” Scanno gave a crooked - and rather slack-lipped - grin. “All right. Let’s get it over with. You can throw me around like a sack of beans.”

Hasso did, too. He also got thrown around some himself, even if Scanno wasn’t so quick learning the new moves as Orosei had been. But then, Orosei was the king’s master-at-arms, and Scanno never more than middling good. He might have learned faster had he stayed sober more, but he might have done all kinds of things had he stayed sober more.

At one point in the proceedings, he landed on his head. He didn’t move for close to a minute afterwards. Hasso eyed him in some alarm - he hadn’t intended to throw him that hard. You didn’t want to hurt anybody while you trained, but accidents happened every now and then. Just when the German was about to see whether artificial respiration would do any good, Scanno rolled over, sat up, shook his head, and winced. “Got to make my eyes uncross there,” he said.

“Sorry,” Hasso told him. “I didn’t mean to do that.”

“Shit happens.” Scanno shrugged, then winced again. “Don’t think I got hit so hard since I ran into a dragon’s skull.”

“Right,” Hasso said. Scanno was full of figures of speech for a hangover. He hadn’t heard that one before, but he liked it.

“Wait. Wait.” Scanno shook his head once more, despite the horrible face he pulled as soon as he did it.

“You think I’m talking about being drunk, don’t you? I really
did
run into a dragon’s skull. Came cursed close to killing myself doing it, too.” He got to his feet. It took some effort, but he managed. Hasso steadied him. “Well, all right. That sounds like a story worth hearing.”

“I know what you mean. You mean you won’t believe a bloody word of it,” the renegade said. That was exactly what Hasso meant, but he didn’t feel like admitting it. Scanno went over to his mug of beer and upended it. Hasso didn’t think he could have drunk so much at a single draught, but he hadn’t had Scanno’s practice. “This was probably about twenty years ago, you understand.”

“Sure,” Hasso said. A lot of things could change in twenty years. Twenty years ago, Hitler was probably just about getting out of jail and publishing
Mein Kampf.
The Weimar Republic still ruled Germany, whose army was just big enough to blow its own nose, and maybe to sneeze if it got permission from France and Poland first. The shackles of the Treaty of Versailles still held the country down. Hitler’d thrown them off, all right, just the way he promised he would ... and started down the path that would wreck the
Reich
far more completely than Versailles did.

“I was hunting deer in a noble’s forest - you know how it is,” Scanno said.

“Poaching.” Hasso knew just how it was.

“Yeah. You better believe it, buddy.” Scanno’s grin was utterly without self-consciousness - or guilt. “I needed the venison a demon of a lot more than that rich bastard did, too. My backbone was rubbing against my belly, and there aren’t many feelings worse’n that one.”

“Tell me about it.” Hasso had been hungry more than he cared to remember on the Eastern Front. Who hadn’t?

“Uh-huh.” Scanno took hunger for granted, too. In this world, one bad harvest meant people went hungry. Two bad harvests in a row meant famine. Scanno continued, “So there I was, where the law said I wasn’t supposed to be. Right at the beginning of summer, you know, when everything’s all green and grown and luscious - me and my bow, sneaking through the woods.” He grinned again, relishing the memory.

“So you run into a dragon then?” Hasso said. “I hear about one in King Cherso’s realm - what was it, three years gone by now?”

“I heard about that one, too. Never saw it, ‘cause it never came this far south, goddess be praised.”

Scanno still swore by the Lenello divinity, then. That was interesting, or might be. “Yeah, I ran into a dragon, all right, only not quite the way you think.”

“Tell me more,” Hasso urged. Scanno could spin a yarn, all right. How much of it to believe ... Well, you could always figure that out later.

Before going on, Scanno refilled the mug from a pitcher. “Can’t hardly talk with a dry throat,” he remarked, and poured down another good draught. After what he’d drunk, Hasso wouldn’t have been able to walk, but the Lenello seemed to need more even to feel a buzz. “Where was I?”

“In the woods, running into a dragon.”

“Oh, yeah. I spotted this buck - a big old fat buck. Nice antlers on him, too, if you care about that kind of crap. Me, I was after meat. He was upwind of me, so my scent didn’t give me away. I did the best sneak ever - I mean
ever
- till I got close enough to draw and let fly. Hit the bastard, too.” He quaffed again.

“Then what happened?” Yes, Hasso was hooked in spite of himself.

“You know how it is. Only way you can kill clean is through the eye or maybe through the heart if you’re lucky. I got him maybe a palm’s breadth back of the heart. He was gonna die, and die pretty cursed quick, but not right there, worse luck. He took off running, and I took off running after him. I didn’t want to lose him. You better believe I didn’t - he would’ve kept me eating for days and days.”

“How did you run into the dragon, then?” Hasso asked.

“How? With my head, that’s how. I was crashing through the bushes after the stag, and I tried crashing through one and crashed into the dragon’s skull instead. The bushes had grown up so you couldn’t see the bones - I guess all that dead dragon made good manure for them. I went
wham!
Next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground, and quite a while had gone by.”

“How could you...? Oh. The sun.” Hasso felt foolish. He was used to wrist-watches and clocks and always knowing just what time it was. Getting accustomed to slower, more approximate timekeeping hadn’t been easy.

Scanno nodded. “That’s right. I woke up with a demon of a headache, and with a goose’s egg right between my eyes. If I was going a little bit faster, I bet I would’ve broken my stupid head. I got up - that took some doing, too - and I found what I’d run into.”

“What about the buck?” Hasso asked.

“Gone,” Scanno said mournfully. “I lost the blood trail the other side of those bushes hiding the skeleton. The headache I had, I lost my appetite, too, but I knew that would come back sooner or later. I didn’t quite starve, or I wouldn’t be here now, right?”

“Right,” Hasso said. “It’s a good story.”

“But you don’t believe a word of it.”

“I didn’t say that.”

“Like you needed to.” Scanno drew out something on a thong from under his tunic. Lots of Lenelli and Grenye wore amulets of one kind or another. Scanno’s was plainer than most: a fragment of what looked like bone, drilled through so it would take the leather thong. “This is dragon skull. I worried it off with my knife. Hard like anything - I had to hone the blade afterwards.”

“All right.” For all Hasso knew, the bit of bone came from a donkey. He didn’t want to argue with Scanno, though. What was the use? He couldn’t prove the Lenello renegade was lying. Or maybe he could, if he could master the truth spell Aderno had used. Would it work here in Falticeni?

Most magic seemed to falter here. And Aderno’s spell, for that matter, had faltered against Scanno back in Drammen.

Instead of experimenting with sorcery, Hasso asked, “Do you want to throw me around for a while?”

“Sure!” Scanno said eagerly, and he did.

Hasso used the baths in the palace almost every day. Scanno laughed at him for that; the Lenelli were a less cleanly folk than the Bucovinans. Hasso took the ribbing and ignored it. He’d been clean and he’d been dirty, and he liked clean better. Besides, even with the drafts, the bathhouse had to be the warmest room in the palace.

Rautat noticed his habits, too. “One more thing that says you really aren’t one of those people, even if you look like them,” the veteran underofficer remarked as he scrubbed in a hot pool of an afternoon. His scars weren’t puckered craters like Hasso’s; they were long, pale lines on his dark skin.

“I’m me, that’s all,” Hasso answered. They were both using Bucovinan. Hasso had got to the point where he could follow it pretty well. He spoke more hesitantly.

“Yeah, well, you aren’t so bad.” Rautat ducked his head under the water and came up blowing like a porpoise.

“Thanks.” Hasso submerged, too.

When he came up, a couple of women were walking past, heading for another pool. They chatted idly, paying Rautat no attention and Hasso hardly any; people in the palace were used to him by now. Neither of them wore any more than she’d been born with. The Bucovinans were easy in their skins, easier than the Lenelli and much easier than any Germans except a few resolute naturists. Back in Germany, Hasso had always thought those people were nuts. When he landed in a country where everybody took nudity in stride, he had to think again. He’d been doing nothing but thinking again since he landed in this world. What was one more time?