A Vision of Loveliness (33 page)

The CID pulled up a few minutes later in a shiny black Humber. The detective sergeant had a few words with the constable then strolled over to the settee. Carefully combed hair, dandruff (
if allowed to run riot, dandruff can even lead to baldness
), shiny blue suit. Married. He even smelled married: a nasty mixture of pipe tobacco and cough sweets and meat pie. Jane tried to picture the wife: a carrot-topped, pear-shaped, apple-cheeked housewife in a floral apron and K Skips baking bloody biscuits in Barnet.

Something about the magic number fifty-two had got them talking about accompanying them down to the station. No charge or anything. No taking down and using in evidence or any of that
Dixon of Dock Green
malarkey but they didn’t seem to have much choice about it just the same.

Suzy looked down at her blue velvet and then up at the copper.

‘The police station? Like this?’

Her voice had gone very Darjeeling all of a sudden and she’d tried to turn the charm up a notch or two, pursing her lips and batting her eyelashes down (to the frock) and back up again (to the detective) but those strokes didn’t cut much ice when your mascara was all down your face and you’d left most of your lipstick on the rim of a teacup. Jane surreptitiously wiped her lipstick on to a crusty old paper hanky she found in her jacket pocket. Crusty with what?

The policeman obviously hadn’t heard of dressing for the occasion.

‘Don’t try to be funny, miss. Just you go along with the sergeant here. We’ll take the other young lady in the Humber, Wilkins.’ It was Wilkins who had told Johnny Hullavington that the ambulance was on its way as his life’s blood trickled neatly down a nearby drain.

They might not let them change into formal daywear but they couldn’t very well refuse to let them go to the bloody toilet. Mrs Kowalski’s toilet. Suzy was gone nearly twelve minutes – time to put a whole new face on – but it wasn’t the brightest idea she’d ever had. Mrs Kowalski only had a thirty-watt bulb in her bathroom and the thick peachy powder and Plum Crazy lipstick were much too after six.
And
she’d got lipstick on her teeth.

Jane was in and out in half the time. She peeled off her eyelashes and left them in the soap dish then washed off what was left of her make-up. No sense looking like a slag. She quickly took Sergio’s bracelet off and looped it round the middle of her bra. Might give the filth the wrong idea. When she came out Mrs K was hovering in the hallway with a pair of rubber gloves and a bottle of Parazone, ready to disinfect the toilet seat. Cheek.

Chapter 25

Constant vigilance is required to form
and maintain pleasant facial habits.

There were a few drunks lurching pleasantly out of clubs in Curzon Street and Berkeley Square but there were no cars about and they got to Savile Row in about five minutes. They drove in round the back entrance and the uniformed man marched them along the gloss-painted corridors and up the stairs to the first floor.

Everyone was shouting and carrying on and a tone-deaf tramp was belting out ‘Who’s Sorry Now?’ from a faraway cell. It was obviously rush hour: tarts; pimps; poofs; toughs and one very drunk, very disorderly old bag with no front teeth and a greasy tweed skirt. She squinted cross-eyed at the pair of them in their French pleats and French navy.

‘Fuck me! If it isn’t the lady with the alligator purse!’

A big hello from an old soak like her didn’t do them any favours with the filth. Not exactly a character witness.

‘Friend of yours?’

They fingerprinted them both then put them in separate rooms. Jane’s had a bench against the wall and a table and chairs in the middle. She sat down on one of the chairs. The green paint, the smell of bleach and cabbage and the tiny shrivelled brains of chewing gum under the rim of the table made it a lot like being back at school.

There was a window in the room but it was so close to the wall of the office block behind that no light at all could get in and the ailing fluorescent striplight buzzed away day and night. It was hot and stuffy but she didn’t take off her mink – might get nicked. They left her there for over an hour before the detective came back and started asking questions while a hatchet-faced old dyke in a blue serge dress and one of those upside-down nurse’s-outfit watches sat in as silent chaperone.

Had she been driving the car? No, she was not driving the bloody car. How long had she known the deceased? How fast had the car been going? Did she possess a current driving licence? Did she know it was an offence to drive a car without a licence?

‘I wasn’t driving.’

Soothing suddenly. They knew it was an accident. Foot on the accelerator rather than the brake? Happens all the time. The jury would understand. Careless driving. Driving without a licence. First offence? There’d be a fine, obviously. But prison was unlikely. Six months tops.

‘I wasn’t driving.’

It was like talking to your bloody self.

They tried a different tack. What had she seen exactly? How did Johnny look when the Volvo hit him? Jane’s fingernails picked silently at the little brains under the table. She had a mental snapshot of the funny, confused expression as those Dior-blue eyes looked up from his scrounged cigar to the oncoming car. She remembered the softish, queasy feeling as they slammed into the wall and the jerk of pain as the strap thingy dug into her shoulder. She rubbed at the bruise.

‘Tell me about your evening. How many drinks did you have?’

She answered very slowly. A bit tipsy. A tiny bit slow on the uptake. Mr Hullavington was drinking Nwee. Nwee something. But Jane had wanted Whywine. Always Whywine with fish. Not too slurred. Her accent was edging steadily down the A3, mouth slightly ajar, a bit of a wobble to the head, letting her chin stroke the collar of her mutation mink.

Wouldn’t she like to give Mum and Dad a ring? Let them know where she was? The detective came into sharper focus when she filled her eyes with tears. He had really bad skin.

‘They died. I moved up to London.’

As usual, nobody thought to ask for dates.

How long had she known her fiancé? Turned out he’d been having a word with old Mrs Whatsit down in Putney so that suddenly a run-of-the-mill Death by Dangerous Driving was shaping up into a nice little murder inquiry.

‘He wasn’t my fiancé.’ She gave the word a tiny lick of French polish. The way Suzy always said it.

Oh yes he was.

Oh no he wasn’t.

‘Oh yes he was. Your flatmate says he was.’

Did she now? Thank you, Suzy.

And then he pulled a small green leather box out of his pocket. There was a dark stain on one side.

‘This was found on the deceased.’

The detective flicked the box open with his bitten thumb and held it out to her, tilting it from side to side, trying his best to make the stones twinkle in the dead fluorescent light, as if offering her three thousand a year plus five bedrooms and a garage in Putney.

Jane stared at the ring with its dirty blue and white stones. It would go nicely with the bracelet. Gin was good for cleaning jewellery.

Doreen’s engagement ring was very cheap-looking. A nine-carat Princess setting for a dull ruby and two tiny chips of rose-cut diamond. They’d had one just like it in the window of the pawnshop in Croydon. You could see it wasn’t worth two bob but Doreen always wore it swivelled to the inside of her hand just the same – in case somebody took a fancy to it. She used to twitch it round by flicking it with her little finger which always had scratches on the knuckle from the crudely-made claws holding the stones.

Carol’s was no better. ‘Illusion-setting solitaire’, she called it, but there was more setting than diamond with shiny white metal bits all round the crappy little tenth of a carat to make it look flashier than it was.

Johnny’s ring wasn’t like that. A bit old-fashioned but good stones. His mother’s probably –
her
mother’s even. Jane glanced down at the ringless fingers in her lap, unconsciously fanning them out to imagine sapphires against the navy grosgrain, but the effect was spoilt by a big blob of fingerprinting ink under one of her Persian Pink nails. She’d need turps to get that off. Fingerprints, honestly. Blue-satin evening gloves and a red velvet steering wheel cosy and the berks were looking for fingerprints.

So. Had she and her fiancé quarrelled? He wasn’t her bloody fiancé, how many more times? He obviously didn’t believe her. She’d met the mother? Yes. Seen the house? (He knew those big houses in Putney.) A twopenny-halfpenny mannequin like her wasn’t going to turn down a public-school meal ticket like John Frederick Hullavington. Of course she bloody said Yes. What had the row been about? Had she ever driven a left-hand drive before? Left-hand what? A foreign car. A car where the steering wheel was on the left-hand side. She looked dimly back at him. Where was it supposed to be?

They left her on her own for a while and she put her head down on the table. She woke up when the door clicked open again and she looked up at the man who came in. Her face was flushed with sleep and her wristwatch had left a funny pattern on her cheek. It was a new policeman: not married; smarter suit; posher voice; better barber. Jane swivelled slightly in the chair so that the ladder in her stocking wouldn’t show.

He was a Detective Inspector – sounded like two jobs. He sat down opposite, eyeing her up, but she couldn’t hear any clarinets playing. He didn’t swallow hard or check his tie. Nothing. Without her face on she was invisible – like Mrs Kowalski. Being old must be like this.

‘So. What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?’

That old line again. The matron, MacDonald her name was, settled back on the bench like an old dear up the pictures. All she needed was a bag of sherbet lemons. She loved it when they sweet-talked them first.

He leaned forward, his eyebrows repeating the question. He didn’t half fancy himself. She tried to imagine him in a nice eleven-ounce navy worsted but he would never clean up as well as Tony – not with those teeth.

The detective inspector leaned back in his chair again and looked her over with squinty eyes the colour of dogfood.

‘We know it wasn’t you behind the wheel, Suzy. What did your friend and her fiancé quarrel about?’

Whoops. Wrong room.

There was a sharp sniff from matron but he took no notice.

‘Our witnesses know it wasn’t you. The downstairs neighbour is willing to swear that it was you, not your friend Jane, in the passenger seat.’

You could almost feel sorry for the poor, stupid sod. The matron gave a warning cough – she even coughed in a Scotch accent – but it was far too late by then. He’d got the wrong room and the wrong girl. He opened his mouth to speak but thought better of it.

‘Excuse me a moment.’ He picked up the telephone. ‘Tell Cotton I need to speak to him downstairs. If you could keep an eye on Miss, er . . .’

‘James.’ Jane supplied the missing surname in a carefully flat voice.

‘On Miss
James
, matron. I shouldn’t be too long.’

That little fiasco, plus the fact that their other key witness, Jim the porter, had previous form for perjury, seemed to take the wind out of the detective inspector’s sails. The deceased’s mother was no bloody help, crying and carrying on. Yes, her son had been about to get engaged. Nice gel. Very well turned out. Dark hair. Name? Definitely not an Amanda. Jenny? Jilly? Yes, it might have been Suzy. The girl in the other detention room, whatever her bloody name was, the posh one with all the lipstick, not only swore blind she wasn’t driving but insisted that she had seen the deceased step in front of the car – which given the amount of alcohol in his blood was a distinct possibility. The inspector had felt quite optimistic about the posh girl at first – no actual form but she was ‘known to the police’. Unfortunately she was also known to a bloody good solicitor who’d kicked up a right stink and dropped hints about friends in high places. They’d have to let her go without charge. Their only hope had been a confession and there was fat chance of that now the DI had shown his hand.

It was daylight outside and a fried-bacon smell was sidling up from the canteen. Someone brought Jane a cold cup of stewed tea that left nigger-brown tide marks on the inside of the cup as she drank it. There was a very old cheese sandwich on the tray. She left the bread out of habit.

The superintendent had told his men not to waste any more time but they strung her along for another hour or two, filling in forms, before the smarmy detective inspector grudgingly conceded that Miss James was free to go – for the time being. He did his best to make it sound like a threat and muttered something about not changing her address. He held the door of the interview room open but Jane just sat glumly in the chair. The matron thought the tears in her eyes were delayed shock but it was just Jane remembering the last time she’d had to make her way through Mayfair in a model gown in broad daylight. The ladder in her stocking was all the way down to her shoe and she didn’t have the price of a cab in her little beaded bag. The copper (the married one this time) gave her a tissue and said he’d find a car to run her home. An unmarked car.

Chapter 26

Relax in your bath tub and try to imagine
yourself in different difficult situations.