A Tiger in Eden (5 page)

What are you talking about, I says, sure we can jump over that.

I don’t know, she says, it looks a bit far.

Bollocks, I goes, and takes a run at it. Sure I jumped right over and landed easy on the other side. Throw us the bags over, I goes, and they did. Eva jumped over after me no problem like, she wasn’t bothered at all. Katelijn was a bit scared, she didn’t have as long legs as her pal.

Sure I’ll catch you, I says, jump straight for me, just
don’t trip or nothing. She was worried about nothing in the end, she made it across no bother at all but she reached out for my arms anyway and I pulled her in close so she could see how strong I was. Eva rolled her eyes and walks away smiling. She said something in the Dutch and Katelijn went all red it was probably why don’t you just suck his aul knob right here, love.

I laughed and says c’mon.

The wee beach was private enough. By the time we climbed down from the rocks it was another ten minutes so if anyone else tried to follow us we’d see them coming a mile off. It was fucking lovely, so it was. There was a rocky slope up behind the beach and no way round the rocks on the other side so this was the end of the line. The girls thought it was brilliant, I think they’d been looking for a beach to themselves their whole holiday. Sure you always hear the backpackers going on about that. It’s like the ultimate luxury or something, a beach with no other cunt sweating their arse off on it. Normally I couldn’t give a fuck like, but when the Dutch girls started laying their towels out and taking their sarongs off, I could see the sense in it.

I threw my aul manky towel down next to theirs and took my shirt off. When the girls were busy taking stuff out of their wee beach bag I slipped the two flunkies out of my trunks and wrapped them up in my shirt for safekeeping. I brought two even though it was pretty obvious I was going to hump Katelijn. You never know, I thought, maybe Eva will want in on the action but she
might want her own condom ‘cos some girls are funny about that.

When I looked around again I couldn’t believe it. They were both topless and rubbing suntan lotion into their tits. I started to get a stiff one straightway and had to angle my leg to try and hide it. Eva’s tits were those big full and heavy kind with the huge brown circles behind the nipples. They were dead tan but looked better when she was sitting up. When she lay down they sort of spread out towards her armpits. They must have been soft and doughy. Katelijn’s were smaller but fucking gorgeous. They looked dead firm and she was all red in the face from rubbing the suntan lotion on her nipples, which were about half the size of my little finger I swear to God. They must of both been going topless the whole time on their trip ‘cos their nips weren’t pink at all, they’d gone dark brown from the sun.

We all lay there for a bit and I had to roll over onto my stomach to hide the bulge in my trunks, there wasn’t much room in there for the aul fella. Katelijn’s bikini was one of those ones with just a patch of material at the front and the back, tied together at the sides by two wee pieces of string. Eva was lying between the two of us so I couldn’t see her all that well and had to keep sitting up, pretending to stare out to sea or something but squinting to get a gander out the side of my sunglasses.

Youse two have got nice tans, I says, trying to make conversation and thinking what a load of aul shite.

Yeah thanks, Katelijn goes, but they’re not all over.
Every time I’m in the shower I see this white triangle staring up at me and think it’s stupid.

Sure I’m the same, I says, and pulls down the side of my trunks to show them the white band on my skin, the aul knob had calmed himself by this stage. It was a bit flirtatious but I actually agreed with her. It was dumb as fuck being tan all over except round your bollocks and that. As if that part of a man doesn’t look stupid enough.

Oh good, she goes, so you don’t mind if I go naked?

Stupidest fucking question I ever heard, like.

Aye, go ahead, I says, acting like my heart wasn’t pumping in my chest, doesn’t bother me like.

I tried my best not to watch with my tongue hanging out as she untied the bikini at both sides and pulled it out from under her. She smiled at me as if she was saying what do you fucking think of that then, boyo. Fuck me, I could feel my knob pulsing in my shorts, it was like let me at her for fuck sake. She had a wee strip of blonde hair down there that stopped just above her slit, which you could just see the top of. Christ, it was the most gorgeous fucking sight in the world. I had to lie down so I couldn’t see it, even though I could hear the wee thing calling to me.

After a bit Katelijn sat up and said she was going for a swim and did we want to come in with her. Eva just shook her head and I goes, aye in a minute, as I was trying to name all the football teams in the First and Second Divisions just to get my knob to go down. It didn’t help watching her walk down to the water’s edge all naked
and that. She was fit as fuck.

Once she was in the sea I started to calm down as all I could see was her head. Satisfied that the big fella downstairs was in a fit state to be seen in public, I pulled my trunks off and sat up on my knees. I still had a bit of a semi but it was on the way down rather than on the way up. Still, I could feel Eva copping an eyeful from under her sunglasses.

Your ass
is
white, she laughed.

I wiggled it for her and she laughed a bit more. You coming in for a dip, I says.

Nah, she goes, I’ll wait until you two get back.

Fair enough, I goes, wondering what she had under her own bikini bottoms.

I padded down to the water, feeling a bit weird walking naked on the beach. I waded in until the sea lapped at my balls. Katelijn swam over and stood up, droplets flying off her hair and tits.

It’s cold but you have to plunge right in, she says, eyes all wide and excited at the sight of me standing there in the buff, my cock flopping against my leg and still a bit bigger than normal. I’m not a bad aul swimmer so I dived forward into the next wave it was quite refreshing actually. I’ve no bother opening my eyes under the water too though most people need goggles and that. It was shallow and I could see the bottom dead easy. There was loads of wee fish darting about doing their business.

I could see Katelijn’s legs so I headed towards her and grabbed her ankle just messing around like. I popped up
out of the water right in front of her and she squealed but next thing you know she had her arms around my neck and was pushing up against me. She put the lips on me then and I gave her a good aul snog, she tasted all salty from the water but it was all right so it was, her tongue flicked in and out of my mouth like one of those wee fish.

I’d never done it in the sea before, I wasn’t even sure you could as the waves kept knocking us about. I could feel Katelijn’s nips poking me in the chest like a couple of wasps trying to get out of a jam jar so I grabbed her tits and rolled her nips in my fingers. She pressed her mouth into me even harder for a minute then broke away and splashed back in the water.

You’re keen, I says, trying to grab her again.

I need sex really badly right now, she goes.

Aye, well you’ve come to the right place, I says, sure I’ll sort you out no problem.

God, you’re the sexiest man I’ve seen in ages, she goes.

Well thanks very much, I says, but that’s not saying much if the only other men you’ve seen lately were those wankers in the park.

Can I tell you something, she says all quiet, promise you won’t say anything to Eva.

Course, I goes, sure what is it, don’t tell us you used to be a man or something.

No, nothing like that, she says, God those men they were really unattractive and everything, I mean I’d never go with any of them but it actually really turned me on seeing them do that. Just the idea that as soon as they
saw me it made them so horny they had to masturbate straightaway, there’s something incredibly sexy about it.

Aye, well I started to get hard as soon as I sat down next to you at breakfast this morning, I says to her, sure you must have that effect on men all the time.

She liked that and she goes, are you hard right now, Billy?

Course I am, I says, sure I only have to look at you, you’re a fucking beautiful woman, what man wouldn’t go mad for you?

She swum back over to me then and gave me a wee kiss on the lips but not too much like. She had one hand around my neck and was looking into my eyes all sort of dreamy when she put her other hand around my knob under the water and started stroking it. I kept trying to put the lips on her but she’d pull back, she just wanted to watch the expression on my face while she rubbed my cock. It was just getting good when she let go and swam away, laughing all evil.

Where you going, I says, back to the beach to see if I can get my white bits tan, she goes. Aye right, brilliant, I says, I’ll be there in a minute. She had me all rampant, sure I was ready to bend her over solid but it was a bit funny with Eva being there and all, sure she hadn’t said much and I didn’t want to jinx the whole thing. So I waited for a bit and did a bit of swimming to try and take my mind off of her. Eventually the aul knob went down again. I felt sorry for him, he was up and down like a fucking yo-yo but I didn’t mind so much ‘cos I
knew sometimes when that happens and you finally do get your rocks off it’s a fucking good one.

I started to get cold so I went back in, striding up the sand balls to the wind like I couldn’t give a fuck who saw me. It was pretty good actually, I could go for the aul nudist beach after all. Katelijn was lying on her front wearing nothing but her sunglasses. Her legs was open a wee bit and I could see her fanny lips but it didn’t bother me none, I just flopped down on my towel and put my Ray-Bans on like this was something I did every day. Sure you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all pretty much, even though they’re all a wee bit different. It’s not like she had something extra other women didn’t have, though I knew I’d be investigating up close pretty fucking sharpish like.

Eva says something in the Dutch and gets up then to go for a swim. She still had her bikini bottoms on. Her arse had a bit of a wobble to it but she was all woman, you know. Anyway, she dives into the waves and starts powering out really far until she reaches the calm water and then just floats on her back sure she had plenty to keep her up, like my da used to say she’s got a great set of lungs on her.

Me and Katelijn wasted no time after that. She rolled over onto her back and spread her legs so’s I could see everything. I couldn’t tell if she was wet from the sea or from the excitement of it all but I dived in straightaway. I reaches into my shirt for the flunky and tears it open.

Oh, you just made my day, Katelijn goes. She positions
herself on all fours on her towel, arse in the air and puts two fingers between her legs to spread her sticky wee fanny lips open for me. Fuck me really hard, she says. Aye, can do, I goes, brace yourself love, here I come.

She was so wet that I could hardly feel nothing. I was ramming her for ages and she was fucking loving it. The sweat was pouring down my back, so it was. She had a wee bit of downy blonde hair on her lower back too and that was all glistening with sweat. It was fucking hot work doing it out in the sun and I was thinking fuck me I wouldn’t mind a wee swim after this, that’d be nice so it would. Beads of sweat were dripping down her back and running down over her arsehole so I stuck my middle finger in there and that was good so it was ‘cos she clenched her fanny real tight then and dug her fingers into the sand.

I was going great guns but I had no feeling like I was going to come anytime soon and even though it was brilliant and I shouldn’t complain my mind started to wander. I was thinking, where am I going to go after I fuck off out of here, maybe head east or something, there’s a couple of nice wee islands you can get to from there, though what’s the point. It would just be more of the same aul hole and Chang probably.

It struck me then as I was pumping away that I was bored as fuck of all this. What a thing to go through your head at a moment like that, sure I never thought I’d see the day but I couldn’t deny I was restless with just wandering around the Thailand. I didn’t like
thinking about it but I knew I was a bit lost, I could hardly concentrate on what I was doing. I was carrying the aul Troubles with me and it was only a matter of time before I had to sort myself out, one way or the other.

Sure it wasn’t really a moment for reflection though, not when there’s a Dutch honey squirming away underneath ye gasping and clawing at the sand. She starts giving it the aul yes yes yes
ja ja ja
and saying something else in the Dutch too
ohhh dat ongelooflijk,
you didn’t have to be an interpreter to work out she was getting her jollies and it done the job for me too, I just threw my head back and let it go.

There I was my aul knob pulsing away, Katelijn making these little satisfied yelps and who should I spot standing off to one side watching us but Eva. Sure I’d forgot all about her. Her head was cocked to one side like she was studying some strange animals in a nature documentary or something.

Nice sunglasses, she says to me, stepping out of her bikini bottoms.