A Ticket to the Boneyard (22 page)

“That’s what they taught us in tenth-grade civics.”

“They told me the same thing. They didn’t tell me how pointless it would turn out to be.”

I went to the bathroom and there was blood in my urine again, and my kidney throbbed as I returned to the living room. Something must have shown in my face, because she asked what was the matter.

“I was just thinking,” I said. “The other thing I wanted from Durkin was for him to help me fill out an application for a pistol permit and rush it through. After the routine he gave me I didn’t even bother mentioning it.” I shrugged. “It probably wouldn’t have done any good. They wouldn’t issue me a carry permit, and I can’t keep a loaded gun in my top dresser drawer and hope the bastard comes over for tea.”

“You’re afraid, aren’t you?”

“I suppose so. I don’t feel it but it has to be there. The fear.”

“Uh-huh.”

“I fear for other people’s safety. You, Anita, Jan. It stands to reason that I’m at least as much afraid of getting killed myself, but I’m not really aware of it. There’s this book I’ve been trying to read, the private thoughts of a Roman emperor. One of the themes he keeps coming back to is that death is nothing to be afraid of. The point he makes is that since it’s inevitable sooner or later, and since you’re just as dead no matter how old you are when you die, then it doesn’t really matter how long you live.”

“What does matter?”

“How you live. How you face up to life—and to death, as far as that goes. That’s what I’m really afraid of.”

“What?”

“That I’ll screw up. That I’ll do what I shouldn’t, or fail to do what I should. That one way or another I’ll turn out to be a day late and a dollar short and not quite good enough.”

The sun was down when I left her apartment, and the sky was darkening. I set out intending to walk back to my hotel, but I was breathing heavily before I’d covered two blocks. I walked over to the curb and held up a hand for a cab.

I hadn’t eaten anything all day aside from a hard roll for breakfast and a slice of pizza for lunch. I walked into a deli to pick up something for dinner but walked out again before it was my turn to order. I didn’t have any appetite and the smell of food turned my stomach. I went up to my room and got there just in time to throw up. I wouldn’t have thought I’d have had enough in my stomach to manage it, but evidently I did.

The process was painful, involving muscles that were sore from the night before. When I was done heaving a wave of dizziness took me and I had to cling to the doorjamb for support. When it passed I walked to my bed, moving with the deliberate mincing steps of an old man walking the deck of a storm-tossed ship. I threw myself down on the bed, breathing like a beached whale, and I wasn’t there for more than a minute or two before I had to get up and stagger back into the bathroom to pee. I stood there swaying and watched the bowl fill up with red.

Afraid he’d kill me? Jesus, he’d be doing me a favor.

The phone rang an hour or so later. It was Jan Keane.

“Hello,” she said. “If I remember correctly, you don’t want to know where I’m calling from.”

“Just so it’s out of town.”

“It’s that, all right. I almost didn’t go.”

“Oh?”

“It all seemed overly dramatic, can you understand that? When I drank I was always addicted to that kind of high drama. Jump up, grab a toothbrush, call a taxi, and grab the next plane to San Diego. That’s not where I am, by the way.”

“Good.”

“I was in the cab, heading for the airport, and the whole thing seemed bizarre and out of proportion. I almost told the driver to turn the cab around.”

“But you didn’t.”

“No.”

“Good.”

“It’s not just drama, is it? It’s real.”

“I’m afraid so.”

“Well, I needed a vacation anyway. I can always look at it that way. Are you all right?”

“I’m fine,” I said.

“You sound, I don’t know. Exhausted.”

“It’s been an exhausting day.”

“Well, don’t push yourself too hard, all right? I’ll call every few days, if that’s all right.”

“That’s fine.”

“Is around now a good time to call? I thought I could have a good chance of finding you in before you left to go to a meeting.”

“It’s usually a good time,” I said. “Of course my schedule’s a little erratic right now.”

“I can imagine.”

Could she? “But call every few days,” I said, “and I’ll let you know if things clear up.”

“You mean
when
they clear up, don’t you?”

“That must be what I mean,” I said.

I didn’t get to a meeting. I thought about it, but when I stood up I realized I didn’t want to go anywhere. I got back into bed and closed my eyes.

I opened them a little while later to the sound of sirens outside my window. It was the Rescue Squad, and I watched idly as they hauled someone out of the building across the street on a stretcher and loaded him into the ambulance. They sped off, heading for Roosevelt or St. Clare’s, running with the throttle and the siren both wide open.

If they’d been readers of Marcus Aurelius they might have relaxed and taken it easy, knowing that it didn’t make any real difference if they got there on time or not. After all, the poor clown on the stretcher was going to die sooner or later, and everything always happened just the way it was supposed to, so why knock yourself out?

I got into bed again and dozed off. I think I may have been running a fever, because this time I slept fitfully and came awake drenched in sweat, clawing my way out of some shapeless nightmare. I got up and drew a tub of water, as hot as I could stand it, and I lay gratefully in it, feeling it draw the misery out of me.

I was in the tub when the phone rang, and I let it ring. When I got out I called down to the desk to see if the caller had left a message, but he hadn’t, and the genius on duty couldn’t remember if it had been a man or a woman.

I suppose it must have been him, but I’ll never know for sure. I didn’t notice what time it was. It could have been anybody, really. I’d passed out my business cards all over town, and any of a thousand people could have been moved to call me.

And if it was him, and if I’d been there to take the call, it wouldn’t have changed a thing.

When the phone rang again I was already awake. The sky was light outside my window and I’d opened my eyes ten or fifteen minutes ago. Any minute now I’d get up and go to the bathroom and find out what color urine I was producing today.

I picked up the phone and he said, “Good morning, Scudder,” and it was chalk on a blackboard again, and an arctic chill that went right through me.

I don’t remember what I said. I must have said something, but maybe not. Maybe I just sat there holding the goddamned phone.

He said, “I had a busy night. I suppose you’ve already read about it.”

“What are you talking about?”

“I’m talking about blood.”

“I don’t understand.”

“No, evidently you don’t. Blood, Scudder. Not the kind you spill, although I’m afraid that did happen. But there’s no sense crying over spilled blood, is there?”

My grip tightened on the telephone. I felt the anger and impatience rising in me, but I kept a lid on it, refusing to give him the response he seemed to want. I made myself take a breath, and I didn’t say anything.

“Blood as in blood ties,” he said. “You lost someone near and dear to you. My sympathies.”

“What do you—”

“Read the paper,” he said shortly, and he broke the connection.

I called Anita. While the phone rang I felt as though an iron band was tightening around my chest, but when I heard her voice on the other end of the line I couldn’t think of a thing to say to her. I just sat there as wordless as a heavy breather until she got tired of saying “
hello
?” and hung up on me.

A blood tie, someone near and dear to me. Elaine? Did he know that she was my honorary cousin Frances? It didn’t make sense but I called anyway. The line was busy. I decided he must have killed her and left her phone off the hook, and I got an operator to check and make sure. She did, and reported that the phone was in use. I’d identified myself as a police officer, so she cooperatively offered to break into the call if it was an emergency. I told her not to bother. It might or might not be an emergency, but I didn’t want to talk to Elaine any more than I’d wanted to talk to Anita. I just wanted to assure myself that she was alive.

My sons?

I was looking in my book for phone numbers before the unlikelihood of that struck me. Even if he’d managed to find one of them and chase across the country after him, how could it have made today’s paper? And why didn’t I quit wasting time and go out and buy the paper and read about it, whatever it was?

I threw some clothes on, went downstairs and picked up the
News
and the
Post
. They both had the same story headlined on the front page. The Venezuelan family, it turned out, had been killed by mistake. They weren’t drug dealers after all. The Colombians across the street were drug dealers, and the killers had evidently gone to the wrong house.

Nice.

I went to the Flame and sat at the counter and ordered coffee. I opened one of the papers and started going through it without knowing what I was looking for.

I found it right away. It would have been hard to miss. It was spread all over page 3.

A young woman had been killed in a particularly brutal fashion by a killer or killers who had invaded her home early the previous evening. She was a financial analyst employed by an investment-management corporation headquartered on Wall Street, and she had lived just below Gramercy Park on Irving Place, where she’d occupied the fourth floor of a brownstone.

Two photos ran with the article. One showed an attractive girl with a long face and a high forehead, her expression serious, her gaze level. The other showed the entrance to her building, with police personnel carrying her out in a body bag. The accompanying text stated that the well-appointed apartment had been ransacked by the killer or killers, and that the woman had been subjected to repeated sexual assault and unspecified sadistic mistreatment. The police were withholding details, as was customary in such cases, but the news story did mention that the victim had been decapitated, and one sensed that this was not the only surgery that had been performed.

Bugs Moran, intended victim of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre, knew right away who’d machine-gunned his men in a Chicago garage. “Only Capone kills that way,” he said.

You couldn’t say that here. All too many people kill in all too many ways, and Motley’s murders didn’t run to type, not as far as I could see.

All the same, this was one of his. That was obvious right away. I didn’t have to look at the murder scene or interview the victim’s friends and fellow workers.

All I needed to know was her name. Elizabeth Scudder.

Back in my room I flipped through the Manhattan White Pages to my own last name. There were eighteen listings, three of them businesses. I wasn’t there, but Elizabeth was, listed as Scudder E J, with an address on Irving Place.

I picked up the phone and started to call Durkin but stopped with the number half-dialed. I sat there, thinking it through, and put the receiver back in its cradle.

The phone rang a few minutes later. It was Elaine. She’d had a call from him herself, and once again he’d begun by demanding that she turn off the answering machine and pick up the phone, and once again she’d done it. At that point he stopped whispering and began talking in his normal tone of voice, whereupon she reached over and flicked a switch on the answering machine so that it would record the conversation.

“But it didn’t,” she said. “Can you believe it? The fucking machine malfunctioned. Maybe I positioned the switch wrong, I don’t know, I can’t figure it out. The tape advanced as if it were recording, but when I played it back there was nothing on it.”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“He told me all about killing a woman last night. I would have had it on tape, they could have checked it for voiceprints or whatever it is you do. And I screwed it up.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“Really? I thought I was being brilliant when I switched the tape on. I thought he’d incriminate himself and we’d have something on him.”

“We would, but I don’t think it would help. I don’t think this whole thing’s going to resolve itself on the basis of some piece of evidence that comes to light. The whole idea of an investigation seems pretty pointless to me. I can spend forever groping around in the dark while he goes on doing what he did last night.”

“What
did
he do last night? He wasn’t that specific, so maybe it wouldn’t have helped to have a recording of the conversation. I gather he killed somebody.”

“That’s what he does.”

“He told me to look in the newspaper but I didn’t have one to look at. I put the all-news station on but they didn’t have anything, or if they did I must have missed it. What happened?”

I filled her in, and she gasped predictably enough when she heard the victim’s name.

“It’s no relation,” I told her. “I’m the only son of an only son, so I don’t have any relatives named Scudder.”

“Did your grandfather have any brothers?”

“My father’s father? I don’t know, he may have. He died before I was born, and I didn’t have any Scudder great-uncles that I was aware of. The Scudders came from England originally. At least that’s what I was told. I don’t know much about that side of the family.”

“So you and Elizabeth could have been distantly related.”

“I suppose so. I suppose all the Scudders are related if you go back far enough. Unless one of my ancestors changed his name, or unless one of hers did.”

“Even so, we all go back to Adam and Eve.”

“Right, and we’re all children of God. Thanks for pointing that out.”

“I’m sorry. I may be taking this lightly because I’m not letting it register. It’s so awful that I don’t want to have to take it seriously. He must have thought she was a relative of yours.”