Authors: Roderic Jeffries
Kirsty was young and therefore it was a pleasure â solely from an artistic point of view â to see her topless. He was sorry that she was in the company of a bronzed, slicked-down beach leech.
âGood afternoon, señorita,' he said as he came to a stop.
The young man looked up, shielding his eyes with his hand. âYou want?' he asked in heavily accented, drawling English.
âTo speak to the señorita,' Alvarez replied, also in English.
âSome different time, man. Blow.'
âCarlos, he'sâ¦' Kirsty began hurriedly.
He interrupted her. âAn old man. He troubles more, I blow away.'
âDon't blow too hard,' Alvarez said roughly in Mallorquin, bitter at the description of himself, âor you'll end up very short of breath.'
âWho are you?'
âCuerpo General de Policia.'
The young man tried to maintain a cocky air, but his tone was far less aggressive when he said: âWhat d'you want?'
âTo speak to the señorita. So it is up to you to blow.'
âI was just going.' He stood, brushed sand off his chest. âI be with you later,' he said to Kirsty, before walking off with as much strutting pride as he could muster.
Alvarez sat on the sand and was careful not to look too openly at her shapely breasts.
âI met Carlos yesterdayâ¦' She became silent. She looked at him, then away. âI liked Bert a lot, I really did, and it was terrible what happened. Only, as Cara keeps saying, it's no good going on and on being miserable as we're on holiday. We've only three days left.'
âThen I trust they are happier than those which have gone before.'
She scooped up some sand, let it trickle through her fingers. âHas ⦠has something more happened?'
âNo.'
âThen whyâ¦?'
âI want to talk to you again about the night you were on the boat.'
âMust you? I meanâ¦'
âYes, señorita?'
âI've been trying so hard to forget.'
And with the help of Carlos, succeeding. She looked so young and â if the word still had any meaning â innocent, that the degree of her amorality shocked as well as surprised him. âI will be as brief as possible. You have told me it was Señor Lewis who opened the full bottle of whisky. By then, had Señorita Fenn had too much to drink?'
âI've told you, no one had.'
âCan you be so very certain?'
âWhen Cara's had a skinful, she gets all giggly and mixes up her words. She wasn't like that at all.'
âSeñor Lewis poured a drink for each of you?'
âYeah, even though I said I didn't want one.'
âSeñor Sheard began to yawn and complain of dizziness. Were Señorita Fenn and Señor Lewis also showing signs of tiredness and dizziness?'
She leaned forward until her breasts were pressing against her raised legs, wrapped her arms around her legs and interlaced her fingers, rested her chin on one knee and watched a waterskier criss-cross the wake of a towing speedboat. âI don't know. I mean, I wasn't thinking about what they were doing.'
âBut perhaps you noticed them just briefly before you fell asleep?'
âThey was both flat out. Asleep, I mean. And I can remember thinking that the way Cara was lying, if she wasn't careful she'd end up on the floor. Which is what she did.'
The course of events suggested the full bottle of whisky had been drugged; the forensic evidence made it certain it had not been. âDuring the night, you seemed to hear someone moving about the cabin?'
âIt was a nightmare.'
âThe last time we spoke about it, you weren't all that certain it was.'
âWell, I am now.'
She found it far preferable to believe her memory to be the product of a nightmare than to live with the possibility that she had heard Lewis's moving aft so that, if she'd pulled herself together, she might have saved him after he'd fallen overboard. âCan you describe what kind of movements they were?'
âNothing's normal in a nightmare.'
He was not going to learn from her any facts that would confirm or deny the possibility that she had half heard â being less deeply drugged than the others â someone's exchanging both whisky and glasses in order to hide evidence which would have shown Lewis had been murdered. He stood. âThank you, señorita, for kindly recalling times you so wish to forget. I shall not be troubling you again.'
She unwrapped her arms and lay back, propping herself up on her elbows.
Her movement had, through no conscious volition on his part, caused him to shift his gaze. Her breasts were more silken and shapely than a ripe persimmon â¦
As he walked across the sand towards the pine trees, he wondered who was the fool who had first dubbed women the weaker sex.
Alvarez sat by a window in the Club Llueso and drank the last of the coffee and brandy. Today was Friday, tomorrow was Saturday. Only in very unusual circumstances did he have to work on Saturday afternoons. The day after was Sunday. Circumstances had to be quite exceptional for him to have to work on a Sunday. And to add to such a rosy future, Dolores's mood remained so sunny that lunch must surely be another feast.
He looked at his watch and was surprised to discover how long he'd been in the club. He paid the bill and walked across the square, then down the road to the post. He had been seated at his desk for less than a minute, contemplating the confusion of papers, files, unopened letters, memoranda, and notes to himself which didn't make sense, when the phone rang. The plum-voiced secretary told him that the superior chief wished to speak to him. No day could be perfect, he thought philosophically.
âHave you received the report in the Lewis case from the Laboratory of Forensic Sciences?' Salas demanded.
âThe preliminary one, yes, señor.'
âThen you'll know that it makes clear that neither the whisky in the bottle, nor the dregs in the second bottle or the glasses contained any form of narcotic?'
âThat is so, señor.'
âThus there is now no logical reason to doubt that the missing man's disappearance was the result of a drunken accident?'
âWhen there are circumstances which seem to be ambiguousâ¦'
âIt is you, Alvarez, who delights in adding ambiguity to every circumstance. If confusion is not already present, you rush to introduce it.'
âYet in this caseâ¦'
âThere can now be no confusion.'
âI'm still perplexed byâ¦'
âBy virtually everything. The head of the laboratory has informed me of the total bill he will be presenting to the department. Have you any idea how large it is?'
âI'm afraid not, señor.'
âWell over two hundred and fifty thousand pesetas.'
âThat seems rather a lotâ¦'
âWhen one remembers that the analyses were not authorized, it is a very large sum indeed.'
âAs I explained, it was my opinion that in the circumstances it was essential for the tests to be carried out to discover if the whisky had been drugged.'
âWhat circumstances?'
âThe fact that they all fell asleep on the job.'
âWhat job?'
âSex, señor.'
âMy God! Are you under some perverse compulsion? Do you have to introduce the subject into every conversation?'
Alvarez said hurriedly: âThen there was Señorita Glass's nightmareâ¦'
âAre you now saying that the basis for your investigation has been a woman's nightmare? Then, no doubt, you have also consulted a clairvoyant and a necromancer?'
âThe thing is, I thought thatâ¦'
âI have neither the time nor the inclination to follow the course of your thoughts. In future, you will exactly observe each and every rule of procedure, with no exceptions. Is that clear?'
âYes, señor.'
âThere is no room for confusion?'
âNo, señor.'
The line went dead.
Alvarez replaced the receiver. The superior chief was, perhaps, confused about the nature of Kirsty's nightmare.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
Pascoe had made a fortune from the production of pornographic videos. But since the expatriate community tended to be small-minded, he always claimed he'd been in educational publishing.
Naturally, a man of his position needed to own a boat even when he feared the sea and he had been on the point of buying a forty-foot motor cruiser when, just in time, he'd learned that an acquaintance had ordered a forty-two footer; he had immediately changed his purchase to a forty-five footer. He was a gregarious man and enjoyed entertaining lavishly, especially aboard his cruiser, especially those who had cause to envy him.
When under way, he liked to be on the flying bridge, wearing a peak cap with scrambled egg, tilted at a nautical angle. He employed Milne full-time as pilot, deckhand, engineer, greaser, and steward.
Milne, at the wheel, said: âWill this do you, Cap'n?'
It had never occurred to him to wonder whether 'Cap'n' was touched with sarcasm rather than respect. He visually searched the sea. The island was some five kilometres to the north, most of its details scrambled by the heat haze; between it and them were two yachts, ghosting along in the lightest of breezes. He considered yachtspeople the greatest of bores, preferring to talk of sheets, halyards, tacks and greybeards, rather than indexes, futures, scrip issues, and P/E rates. On the port beam was a ship, hull down. âStop engines.'
Milne reached forward to bring both engine control joysticks back to neutral, then switched off. The faint noise of the boat's movements and the water gently slapping against her hull became audible.
âKeep a good lookout,' Pascoe ordered.
âAye, aye, Cap'n.'
He adjusted the rake of his cap, made his way down the companionway and into the saloon, then aft to the open deck where a tarpaulin had been rigged to give shade. Several men and women were gathered, drinking with the enthusiasm of poor relations.
âMust be eight bells,' Kerr said.
âHow d'you mean?'
âThe end of the watch.'
Pascoe was annoyed by his failure to understand. âI've decided we'll lie idle for a bit,' he said pompously. He disliked Kerr, who was more or less permanently drunk and also one of
them;
however, his brother was a noted landowner in Scotland. He moved to the centre of the deck, braced his feet against a nonexistent swell, cupped his hands about his mouth to overcome a nonexistent gale, and called out: âWho's for a swim before lunch?'
Monica, over made-up, under-dressed, her décolletage only just giving imagination work to do, said in her husky voice: âI didn't think we'd be swimming. I haven't brought a costume.'
Turner could be relied upon to make the obvious comment. âThen go in skinny.'
She fluttered her eyelashes. âAnd have you ogling me?'
âI promise not to look.'
âMy mother told me never to believe a man's promise unless he's got his legs crossed.'
âVery wise,' said Hilda Pascoe. Plump, cheerful, content with whatever life offered, she regretted her husband's thrusting social ambitions since it meant she had so often to mix with people she would rather not have done. âAnd there's no call for anyone to get excited because we've several costumes in the cabins and I'm sure one of them will fit you nicely.'
âThat's what I call optimism,' Turner said.
Hilda and Monica went into the saloon and for'd to the cabins, others followed. Within five minutes, most were in the water.
It was Turner, a couple of hundred metres from the boat, who suddenly began to shout and to wave his arms. The other swimmers, unable to see him clearly, if at all, assumed he was fooling and someone called out to enquire whether he had been foul-hooked by Monica. Milne, however, up on the flying bridge and able to look down and judge the sense of panic in Turner's movements, grabbed a pair of binoculars and looked through them. It was immediately clear that Turner had not been attacked by cramp because he had begun to swim back to the boat with a stylish crawl. Milne visually searched the surrounding sea, remembering the authenticated stories of great white sharks in the Mediterranean; he made ready to start the motors, accepting that should this be a shark attack, he'd never get the boat under way in time. He picked out something that floated so close to the surface that from time to time parts of it broke through to become clearly visible. For a while he could not identify what it was; when he did, he swore.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
Few moments were filled with such blissful satisfaction as when, on a boiling Saturday afternoon, having dined and wined to perfection, and taken a little more brandy as a digestif, one retired to the bedroom, stripped off and lay down on the bed, knowing one did not have to return to the office, shut one's eyes and allowed one's mind to go walkabout. Image drifted into image, each becoming that little more abstract â¦
Downstairs, the phone rang.
Jerked awake, Alvarez cursed the caller with all the crude viciousness of which Mallorquin was capable. As the ringing continued, he wondered why Dolores was not hurrying downstairs. Should he stir himself to go along the corridor and hammer on her bedroom door to alert her ⦠The ringing ceased.
He reached across to adjust the fan slightly so that the draught of air struck higher up his side, snuggled his head down on the pillow. He was just about to fall asleep when the phone rang again. Clearly, after it had automatically disconnected because the call had not been answered, the fool at the other end had dialled again â¦
Footsteps passed his door. Dolores had at last decided to go down. He hoped she would, despite her present sunny humour, tell the caller what she thought of someone who rang during the siesta â¦
The bang on the door was so unexpected â he had not heard her return upstairs â that he started. âIt's for you,' she called out.