Read A Chorus of Detectives Online
Authors: Barbara Paul
“And yet you managed to survive somehow,” Emmy remarked dryly.
“Eh, we must all bear our burdens as best we can,” he said with a long-suffering air. “But I grow no younger. And Gerry, she is no longer the early chicken.”
“Early chicken? Do you mean early bird?”
Scotti frowned in concentration. “
Spring
chicken, that is what I mean. It means no longer young, does it not?”
“She's not forty yet.”
“Ah, but the day comes soon. It is time to settle down. For both of us.”
Emmy consulted the lapel-pin watch she wore. “I must leave, Toto. I want to go to Brooklyn to hear Rico tonight.” That wasn't true; Emmy was one of those who thought
Elisir
was not one of Caruso's better operas, but she'd listened to Scotti's complaints about Gerry as long as she could without becoming rude. “I must go home and change.”
“And I,” Scotti said with sudden resolution, “I go to Gerry's place and I wait. I meet this new lover face to face! I confront him!”
And make a fool of yourself, no doubt
, Emmy thought. The speakeasy was beginning to grow crowded; the two singers worked their way among the tables to the door. Outside, it had turned dark. Scotti's limousine was less than a block away; he told the chauffeur to take Emmy home first and then drive him to West Seventy-fourth Street.
A fine time to get a coughing fit
, Enrico Caruso thought,
fifteen minutes before curtain time
. If only his side didn't hurt so!
“Let me call the doctor,” Dorothy begged. “You're in no condition to go on!”
He shook his head
no
and sprayed his throat generously, leaving enough liquid there for a good gargle. But even he became alarmed when he saw blood stains in the washbasin.
“That does it,” Dorothy said firmly. “I'm calling the doctor!”
“No, Doro, I cannot wait for doctor! Now is time to start! You go take your seat nowâyou do not wish to miss curtain!”
Dorothy protested, but found herself gently shooed out of the Brooklyn Academy star dressing room. It was time to sing.
Caruso's throat hurt him. His side hurt. He was sweating. He got halfway through the first act of
L'Elisir d'Amore
without having to cough, but then when he did he looked down at scarlet flecks all over the front of his costume. He kept on singing, but he could feel the blood coming out of his mouth. He could see the first few rows of the audience staring at him, horrified.
A movement offstage right caught his eye; someone was standing there waving a white towel. He sang his way over to the side, snatched the towel, and wiped his mouth. He kept the towel with him as he went on with his role, patting at his mouth in between phrases. Before long, the towel was thoroughly soaked and useless.
Part of the scenery for
Elisir
was a well, placed in the exact center of the stage; that's where Caruso decided to deposit his bloody towel. Unfortunately, the audience saw him do it. Unfortunately, he was still slobbering blood.
A chorister nudged him and passed him a fresh towel. The chorus kept relaying towels to him all through the rest of the act.
Scotti was surprised to find Gerry about to sit down to dinner with Pasquale Amato and Rosa Ponselle. What was this? The new lover was not here? “Where is he?” Scotti demanded.
“Where is who?” Gerry asked.
“Where is this man you spend the afternoon with?”
“I am right here,” Amato said, puzzled.
“You, Pasquale?”
“He was helping me do some Christmas shopping,” Gerry said. “What
are
you carrying on about?”
“Why you take Pasquale shopping and not me?”
“Do not be
stupido
, Toto,” Amato whispered behind his hand.
“
Non capisco
,” Scotti muttered. “What do you say?”
Rosa was laughing. “I'd guess he's telling you they were shopping for your present, Toto.”
“Oh, do let's change the subject.” Gerry sighed. “Toto, have you had your dinner?”
Finally he caught on. “
Cara mia!
” he cried, and swept her up in a bear hug. “I think such terrible things! Can you forgive me? I am desolate! Forgive, forgive! No, I do not have dinner yet. You invite me?”
Laughing, Gerry disengaged herself from his embrace. “I think I may invite us all to go out to dine.” She summoned the maid. “Will you ask the cook if she could possibly feed one more? I don't suppose she can.”
“Oh, there's plenty of food,” the maid answered easilyâand then blushed. “I made a mistake. I told her Mr. Caruso was coming tonight.”
Gerry laughed again and asked her to set another place. The four singers sat down and actually managed to forget the troubles at the Metropolitan Opera for a whileâuntil Rosa started talking about what the chorus had done to her that afternoon. Only this time she told it wonderingly instead of angrily, as if amazed at the depth of the mean-spiritedness the chorus had shown her.
“They are changed,” Amato said, shaking his head. “They are not really a chorus anymore. They are many angry people who happen to be on the stage singing at same time.”
“Anarchists,” Scotti muttered.
“Oh, now the
choristers
are anarchists?” Gerry asked, amused. “But Pasquale is right. The chorus has changed.”
“The Metropolitan itself is changed,” Scotti added sadly. “And Emmyâperhaps Emmy most of all. She is not
simpatica
as before.”
“Try spending a war virtually locked up in your own house with armed Austrians watching every move you make and see how
simpatico
you are when it's over,” Gerry said. “No wonder she's changedâ” She broke off suddenly, catching sight of Rosa drinking it all in, hoping for some gossip. “Besides,” Gerry finished, “can you name something in the world that has
not
changed?”
The evening was well advanced by the time they'd finished dining, but no one seemed inclined to leave. Rosa tried to turn the talk back to Emmy Destinn. “I know she's had an unhappy love affair and she had a hard time during the warâ”
“Do you think it snows before morning?” Amato pointedly asked Scotti.
“
Sì
, I think so,” he answered, wishing he'd never brought up Emmy's name. She was still a friend. He walked over to a window. “Ehâit starts already! It snows now.”
The maid came into the room. “Miss Farrar, telephone. It's Mr. Gatti.” As Gerry passed her she whispered, “He sounds upset.”
Dear God, not another âaccident
'. Gerry hurried away to the phone.
“Why won't you people talk about Emmy Destinn when I'm in the room?” Rosa complained crossly to the two men. “Is there some big dark secret about her?”
“No, no secret, little one,” Scotti said kindly. “But Emmy, she does not have easy life during the war, and she does not wish to talk about it.”
“But she's not here, is she? Why won't
you
talk about it?”
Amato spoke up. “Because Emmy is lady we know for longer than you are alive, young Rosa.”
Rosa made a self-mocking face. “None of my business, hm?”
The two baritones smiled at her. Scotti glanced up to see Gerry standing frozen in the doorway. “
Cielo!
Do you see ghost,
cara mia?
”
White-faced, Gerry stammered, “That, that was Gatti.
Elisir
⦠in Brooklynâoh, it's Rico! He started hemorrhaging. He was coughing up blood on the stage. It got so bad they had to stop the performance.”
4
Of all of Caruso's friends, it was Scotti who was most visibly shaken by what had happened in Brooklyn. The others were stunned into a kind of paralysis; Scotti had burst into tears.
According to what Gatti-Casazza told them the next day, Caruso had managed to finish the first act while filling up the stage well with bloody towels. Dorothy Caruso had called his doctor, whom she herself did not trust; he was waiting for the tenor in the dressing room by the time the act was finished. The physician who had cared for Caruso's throat for most of his career was recently deceased; Dorothy did not believe his replacement was either conscientious enough or skilled enough to care for her husband properly.
Her distrust was quickly justified. After a cursory examination, the doctor glibly announced that all the blood had come from a tiny burst vein in the tip of Caruso's tongueâeven though the tenor was so hoarse he could barely speak. The doctor pronounced him fit to continue singing; Caruso believed him and started getting ready for the second act.
At that point the house manager took matters into his own hands. He went before the curtain and told the anxious audience that Caruso was ill but he was willing to continue if they wished him to.
NO!
they roared back, many of them in tears. Caruso had accepted their decision with relief. The rest of the performance was cancelled.
The Sunday following the aborted
Elisir
performance the tenor spent resting his throat, not even speaking, pointing and waving his arms when he wanted something. Dorothy Caruso said,
Please, no visitors;
and the tenor's worried friends honored her request. Caruso reclined in regal splendor on a chaise longue, surrounded by baskets of flowers, reading messages from well-wishers, eating ice cream.
The next day he was ready to conquer the world.
“I sing!” he told Gatti-Casazza over the phone. “You listen.” Caruso demonstrated he hadn't lost any of his high notes.
Gatti admitted the tenor sounded as good as ever. “What does the doctor say?”
“Pah! What does he know? Doro is right, he is not good doctor. I tell you I sing now.
Intendete
?”
“I hear. Do you find new doctor?”
“I have many doctors, Mr. Gatti. Do not worry so.”
“Still, more rest might be wise.” Gatti was torn; he wanted to get the tenor back on the stage as soon as possibleâbut not at the risk of losing him for the rest of the season. “Stay home, rest. Do not exert yourself.”
“Stay home?” Caruso sounded insulted. “No, no, Mr. GattiâI feel too good to stay home all the time! No, tonight I go hear the new tenor!”
“Enricoâ”
“Everyone, they say I am afraid of him! They say that is why I do not go to his performances! So tonight I prove them wrong, yes?”
Gatti argued with him for a while, but it was a lost cause. Caruso was determined to bounce back, and all the words of caution in the world weren't going to stop him. He didn't
want
to be sick, and that was that.
It can be a mite disconcerting to see the man you're trying to supplant stand up and applaud your efforts.
Face frozen into a smile, Beniamino Gigli bowed as graciously as he could toward the artists' box, where Enrico Caruso was pounding his hands together with enthusiasm. Everyone in the audience knew Caruso had risen from his sickbed to come hear Gigli sing, and most of them seemed to be paying more attention to the artists' box than they were to the stage. Gigli felt his face would crack if he had to smile much longer.
At last the applause began to die, and Gigli was able to escape. One more act.
Backstage, a couple of the choristers sniggered as he hurried by; they thought it was funny, how Caruso had stolen his thunder without singing a note. Gigli sensed his face turning red as he rushed up the stairs to the star dressing room. He'd been haunted by the Neapolitan tenor throughout his whole career; even when the critics raved about his singing, they said things like
Only Caruso could have sung it better
. Caruso! To have to compete with his presence when he had a performance to concentrate on ⦠it was too much. Besides, the big toe of his right foot hurt; one of the chorus singers had stepped on him.
“Roberto!” he called. “Make haste!” Gigli's valet had his fourth-act costume ready for him. Two costumes, actually. A simple black cloak was the first; it would cover the second, a fifteenth-century knight's costume. Remove the cloak, and
voilà !
A costume change. The opera was Boïto's
Mefistofele
, which had served as Gigli's début vehicle at the Met only a few weeks earlier. Gigli had been quite happy with that choice until he learned that Gounod's
Faust
would also be in the Metropolitan's repertoire that season.
Two
operas about bargaining with the devil?
Ridicolo
. And all because that Farrar woman insisted on one role each year that she hadn't sung the year before;
Faust
had been this year's choice. If that was a fair example of the way Gatti-Casazza ran his opera house, there was going to be trouble ahead. Eh, wellâthe Viennese beauty Maria Jeritza would be joining the Metropolitan next year; they'd see how high and mighty la Farrar was then.
The valet dressed the tenor without speaking; Roberto knew storm clouds when he saw them. Gigli was thinking ahead to the fourth act. The chorus would play a prominent part, but it was a women's chorus. They might cross the stage while he was singing or do something else to distract the audience, but at least they wouldn't be stepping on his toes. The corps de ballet would be on for part of the act, but the dancers never made trouble for him. Nor did the soloists. Nor the conductors. Nor the orchestra. Nor the stagehands.
Only the chorus.
Gigli exploded into a fit of cursing and looked around for something to break. Roberto quickly moved a flower-filled Limoges vase out of the way and handed the tenor a cherub-ornamented clock that was a pain to dust. Gigli hurled the clock against the dressing-room wall, where it shattered satisfyingly into a thousand pieces. But the tenor was still fuming. Here he was, after years of living in the shadow of Enrico Caruso, singing at the Metropolitan Opera at lastâand he was spending all his time worrying about the
chorus
!
Incredible
.