A Bad Boy is Good to Find (18 page)

In slow motion, with a cacophony of creaks and a cloud of malodorous dust, the entire four-poster structure above the bed twisted, listed, then collapsed and crashed to the wood floor with a thunderous series of bangs and crunches.

His body covered hers completely during the bed’s descent, so he was relieved when the noise stopped and he’d sustained no puncture wounds. “Must’ve been rotten.”

Hot, angry and struggling to escape, Lizzie’s lush body was having an unfortunate effect on him. He eased himself off with considerable regret.

She sat up, panting. “You practically killed me!”

“I didn’t want you to get hurt. You’re alright.”

“You tore my dress. Look!” He glanced down. Her plump breasts heaved against the blue fabric, one breaking free where a strap had snapped.
Nice.

“Stop staring, you beast! Help me up.”

“Sure.” He couldn’t stop the grin ripping across his face. The sting of her hand on his cheek slowed its progress. Okay, so maybe he deserved whatever punishment she had in store for him. The delicious crush of her soft body under his had brought back way too many beautiful memories.

He offered her a hand, and she climbed heavily to her feet, one shoe still on.

“Let me help you with that.” He lifted the flap of blue fabric that had fallen, exposing a see-through strapless bra. His thumb brushed against her nipple, and a jolt of raw lust shot through him.

Yes, he was a beast.

“Get away from me!” she shrieked. Dust clung to her hair and skin. His too, no doubt.

Footsteps clattered in the hallway. “Someone’s coming.” He snatched a tissue from the box. “Let me fix you up.” She stood still while he dabbed at her smudged mascara and brushed dust out of her rapidly curling hair.

“What the hell’s going on in here?” Roger, the sound guy, a big redhead no older than Gia, came crashing into the room. Dino followed, camera on his shoulder.

“Bed fell down.” Con glanced down at the remains of the posts where they lay under brocade curtains crumpled into elegant whorls on the floor.

“Holy shit,” said Roger, with a grin. “Cool.”

“Get out of the shot, Rog,” murmured Dino.

“Oh, yeah, sorry.” Roger pushed out of the room. “Just wanted to make sure everyone was okay.”

“We’re fine.” Con grabbed Lizzie around the waist. “It just collapsed. Must have termites or something.”

He could feel Lizzie trembling in her damp dress. Her chest heaved indelicately as she struggled to control her breathing. She held up the torn section of her dress with clenched fingers and teetered in her one shoe. It was pretty damn funny. He gave her a squeeze around the shoulders and a kiss on the cheek. “It’s alright, babe, no real damage done. Next time we have a lover’s tiff we’ll take it outside.”

Her mouth fell open.

He planted another kiss on her cheek, enjoying this far too much. She’d dragged him here to get revenge on him and try to hurt him, so he didn’t feel bad about having some fun at her expense.

“We did not break it,” she rasped.

“Um, yeah, right.” He winked at her. “Don’t want to get sued. Who owns this place anyway?”

Another face appeared in the doorway, one he hadn’t seen before. An icy looking blonde in a white suit.

Lizzie let out a tiny shriek.

“Darling, what happened?” The blonde pushed past Dino and into the room.

“Maisie.” Lizzie’s voice was barely a whisper.

One arm still around Lizzie, Con held out his hand. “Hi, Maisie, I’m Conroy. Glad to meet you.”

So this was her, huh? The family resemblance was nonexistent. Maisie was tall, pale and thin, with poker straight hair and piercing light blue eyes.

She took a bold stride into the room and gripped his hand with force. “Conroy, it’s a pleasure. I can’t believe Lizzie’s kept you under wraps for so long.” Her eyes grazed his bare chest for a fraction of a second, then locked back on his. “I just got in and heard this terrible commotion. Lizzie, darling, are you alright?”

“I’m fine,” said Lizzie, hoisting her dress higher over her breast. “Except for my dress, which got torn when Conroy gallantly threw himself between me and the falling bedposts. Without him I don’t know what would have happened.”

Maisie glanced down at the bed. “We’re thoroughly insured, thank goodness. Dino, get some shots of the wreckage. Lizzie dear, is that a scratch on your cheek?” She reached out and Lizzie flinched.

Con felt a surge of protective instinct. “She’ll be okay. She just needs to catch her breath. Maybe we should all go outside and get something to eat. Just give us some privacy so Lizzie can change.”

“What a shame we didn’t capture the collapse on camera,” mused Maisie, a finger on her chin. “I’m here now so we’ll make sure we don’t miss any more key events, won’t we, Dino?”

Con did not miss Dino’s lowered brows. Gia had already scurried away. In fact, everyone had made themselves scarce since the appearance of the infamous Maisie.

Maisie touched his chest with a finger. Her nail scratched his skin, causing his right pec to flinch. What the hell was she up to?

“Dust. Powder post beetles, I expect. They can be such a scourge in an old place like this. We’ll get someone up to clean this mess up before bedtime.”

She leaned into Lizzie, who stiffened, and gave her a swift kiss on the cheek. “In with a bang! You’re full of surprises lately. I can’t wait to see what happens next.”

Then she turned and left the room, white pants swishing and heels clicking on the wood floor.

They were left alone with Dino, who shrugged. “Sorry, boss’s orders. Gotta shoot the mess, then I’ll get out of your way.”

Lizzie stepped back, pressing herself into the wall, and Con stood in front of her, shielding her from the camera. Now that Maisie was here, for some reason he didn’t want Lizzie on camera not looking her best. They waited until Dino left with a gruff nod, then Con closed the door.

“The next time we have a lover’s tiff we’ll take it outside?” Lizzie’s voice was shimmering steel.

“Hey, you were the one throwing shoes, not me.”

“I never threw a shoe in my life until I met you.”

“I can tell. You could use some practice.”

“I’m serious. You bring out the absolute worst in me. I was a perfectly respectable person until you came into my life and turned it upside down. I was polite, calm, dignified.” She put her hands on her hips, which caused her to drop the ripped neckline of her dress and reveal her lovely breast. “Now look at me!”

Con struggled to stop the grin sneaking across his face. “You look good to me.”

“Shut up before I hit you.”

“You already did, remember?”

“And you didn’t even flinch. I guess it happens a lot.”

He shrugged.

“Turn me back! Turn me back into that nice, normal person who didn’t go around yelling or throwing shoes at anyone!”

“I’m not a wizard. And if I was I wouldn’t want to change a thing. You’re a woman of fire and passion, an artist, so it’s no surprise if you need to throw a shoe from time to time.”

“I am not! And don’t you dare bring up my art again. Next thing you know they’ll have me painting a car for the cameras.”

“Hey, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe I could pick up a nice—”

“Don’t you even think about it!” Her eyes blazed. Any minute now her bra would burst too, he thought hopefully.

“You enjoyed painting that car.”

“I did not.” She lifted her chin.

Don’t push it, Con.
“Alright, why don’t you get changed, then we can go down and get some dinner.”

She shot him a glare, and he tried to shrug it off. It honestly hurt that she didn’t respect him. That being smart and resourceful and well read didn’t mean anything. Without a pedigree he really was a nobody to her.

Yes, he’d been naïve
.

He still missed their days of warm intimacy. An intimacy underpinned by his deception and destroyed by it.

So she’d brought him here to humiliate him. Sure, it hurt. He wasn’t easy to humiliate—been through far too much already—but hurt, that was another thing. And she didn’t have any idea of the world of pain she’d jacked open by bringing him back down here.

The prospect of visiting his childhood home made him want to run and hide. Not—as Lizzie thought—because it was pokey and run-down, which it no doubt would be, at least by her standards.

Terrible things had happened there
.

Was his father still alive? His veins stung with sheer terror at the thought. Here he was, twenty-five years old and still scared to death of the man. How old would he be now? Less than fifty. Even with the drinking there was every likelihood he’d still be there, bloodshot eyes staring and mouth quick with a curse that cut to the bone.

“Aren’t you getting changed?” Lizzie’s voice interrupted his dark memories.

“No, I’m okay.” He brushed some dust off his pants.

“You’re not going to put a shirt on?” She frowned at him, her voice rising.

Oh, so now she didn’t want him walking around shirtless?

“Nope. It’s hot, and I’m in the mood to keep it real.” He shot her a glance and she looked away. “You look nice.” She’d changed into a fresh pair of pale blue capris and a matching flowered shirt. Fresh as a spring flower. The lovely woman he’d hoped would help him forget the past and build a new life.

The woman who’d slapped him down when he told her who he really was. Or wasn’t. And she didn’t even know the half of it.

“Could you help me get this mess into a ponytail?” She held out a white scrunchie.

“Sure.” He took it and smoothed her hair back, gathered it into a single cascading fall, and stretched the scrunchie around it. Doubled it and pulled the hair through again. Smoothed a flyaway strand and tucked it behind her ear.

The kind of intimate gesture he loved. And apparently didn’t deserve to enjoy except under false pretenses.

“What’s the matter with you? I’ve never seen you look so down.” She stared at him, brown eyes penetrating. Did she actually care, or was she looking for another opportunity to grind him under her heel?

“I’m fine.”

“So you keep saying, but I know better than to believe you.” She brushed dust off his shoulder. The thoughtful gesture and the touch of her soft fingers made him swallow.

“Hey, what’s this?” She crouched and picked something up off the floor.

He glanced down as she picked up a yellowed envelope from under a crumpled brocade bed curtain.

“A letter, and it’s not opened. How odd. And look, here’s another.” She pushed back the heavy brocade to reveal a little stack of letters splayed on the wood floor. “I wonder what they were doing in the bed? Look, they have stamps and postmarks on them. They’ve been through the mail. I wonder why they were never opened?”

She knelt down on the floor and held up one of the letters to the light. A nasty sensation snuck up his back.

Those letters gave him a bad feeling
.

“It’s none of our business. Let’s go eat.”

“In a minute, wait.” She gathered up the fallen envelopes. “They were hidden inside this bedpost. Look, it broke right where the hollow compartment was. It’s exactly where I hit it with my shoe. I can see the mark made by the heel.” She brushed dust off the splintered wood. “How odd. Doesn’t this make you burn with curiosity to know who lived here?”

“Curiosity killed the cat. Come on, let’s go.” Some dead person’s letters? Gave him the creeps, shivers right up his spine. “I’m going anyway. Are you still pretending to be my fiancée or have you gone off that idea?”

He held his breath a little while he waited for her reply. On the one hand this whole charade stank to high heaven, but on the other, if it worked out they’d end up legally married, and then there was always hope that…

The old warm loving Lizzie would come back
?

Sweat prickled his neck.

Get over it, Con. She didn’t love you, she loved your Richie Rich alter ego
.

“I’m coming, I’m coming.” She scrambled to her feet, clutching the letters. “Don’t mention these to anyone, okay? I’m going to put them in my suitcase.”

“I won’t say a word.” He held out his arm, and she took it.

“So now you’ve met Maisie, what did you think?” Her arm tightened as she asked.

“She’s tall,” he said diplomatically.

“Tall, blonde, beautiful and a complete bitch. Don’t make me look like an ass in front of her.”

“I’ll do my best, but as you’ve pointed out, my manners can sometimes be lacking.”

She stopped, grabbed his arm. “I’m serious. You owe me, remember?”

“I agreed to help you earn some money, not to have you try and break me down on national TV. If I’d known we were coming back here, I’d never have—”

“I know, I know, that’s why I didn’t tell you. But now we’re here, can we just make a go of it? There’s fifty thousand dollars for maybe a week’s work and half of it is yours.”

He let out a low whistle. She’d never mentioned the exact dollar amount before and he was impressed. “I’ll try to be on my best behavior.”

“Darlings!” Maisie’s voice rang out in the hallway. “I was just coming to see what happened to you. I know you lovebirds need your privacy, but we have a show to shoot here. Come on, come on.” She gestured for them to hurry. “The reason I rushed down here is because Don and I agreed that I should appear in the show as on-camera talent, as your cousin, of course, but also as a sort of Barbara Walters-style interviewer.”

“What?” Lizzie froze. “I thought you were an associate producer.”

“I am, I am, but in a small company like ours, one person can take on many roles. That’s why it’s such a marvelous place to grow my career.”

“Doesn’t Barbara Walters make everyone cry?” Con asked dryly.

Maisie chuckled. “Conroy, you’re a card. I can see we’re going to have a lot of fun together. I love this shirtless thing you have going here.”

“Lizzie made me take it off. She thought I looked hot.”

Maisie raised a pale eyebrow. “I heartily concur. And no shoes either?”

“They were getting in the way.” He squeezed Lizzie’s arm and felt her stiffen. That under-the-table hanky-panky had been pure fun.