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Now I felt like that was the most important class I ever took.

I began by using words and miming motions. Pointing to myself I said, man. Pointing at its ship I said, ship. And so on.

It watched, and repeated, and within an hour it had picked up several verbs and began asking questions.

“Man here long?” it said in my voice. Then it pointed to the ground.

“Fifty cycles,” I said. I flashed fifty fingers, then pointed at the sun, slowly moving across the horizon.

“More men?”

“No.”

“Ship?”

“Broken.” I pulled up a nearby weed and cracked it in half, illustrating my point.

It gestured at its own ship with a three fingered leg and also yanked a plant from the ground.

“Ship broken.” It ripped the weed in two.

“Man,” I said again, pointing to myself. Then I pointed at it.

“Zabzug,” it said, pointing at itself.

“Hello, Zabzug.”

“Hello, Man.”

And so began mankind’s historic first communication with an intelligent alien species.

I was so excited I wasn’t even thinking about the other intelligent alien species I had just finished devouring.

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After communicating for several hours, Zabzug and I went back to my ship. He moved slower than I did, sometimes tripping over foliage. One time I helped him up, getting my first close look at those teeth on his scalp. How he could imitate me so perfectly with a mouthful of fangs like that was anyone’s guess.

“Thank you, Man,” Zabzug said after getting back to his feet.

I smiled at him. His teeth twitched, which I took to be a smile too.

He was very excited at the sight of my ship, and began speaking rapidly in a series of grunts and snorts. I sat and watched him explore it top to bottom. He stopped in front of the pantry and stayed there a long time, snuffling, trying to open the metal door. Liquid poured down from his head and over his eye plate like tears.

“Hungry,” Zabzug said. “No eat long time.”

“Man hungry too,” I told him.

He beckoned me over and we struggled with the pantry for a while, not budging the door a centimeter. Zabzug’s drool smelled like a sour musk, and being right next to him made me realize how big he really was. Three times my mass, easy.

And those appendages of his had incredible strength behind them, putting huge dents in the thick steel door.

But it was all for nothing. The pantry stayed closed.

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Zabzug explained to me how he crashed by drawing a very detailed schematic in the dirt. His ship runs on a bastardized form of fission, using a refined chemical to help control the reaction. I guess the chemical could best be described as a form of lubricant, as oil was used in combustion engines back on ancient earth.

So basically he’s stranded here because he ran out of oil, stalled, and got sucked into the same wormhole as me.

We made some limited talk about putting my power supply into his ship, but the parts were so fundamentally incompatible that it proved impossible.

Zabzug tried eating some plants, doing me one better and actually swallowing a few. He became violently ill. I must admit to some perverse amusement at watching black foam erupt out of the top of his head like a volcano, but that only served to remind me how hungry I was.

Two intelligent species, meeting for the first time in history, each with the capability of interstellar travel, and both starving to death.

It might be funny if it were happening to someone else.

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After a week together, I consider Zabzug a friend. He’s told me much about his planet, which seems to be located in the Hermida Galaxy. Like humans, his species have used up their natural resources, and have begun scouring the universe for food, fuel, and building material.

He’s much better at learning English than I am at learning his language. He’s gained such a mastery of it that he made his first joke.

We were resting near his ship, talking as usual about how hungry we were, and Zabzug told me, “If you weren’t so ugly, I’d consider eating you.”

Funny guy, that Zabzug.

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Zabzug is starving too. His skin has lost its luster, and his eyes are glazed.

We still have animated talks, but the silence often lasts as long as the chatting.

I’m hesitant to tell him about the dog people, about what I consider my genocidal crime.

But they’re all I can think about.

I finally spill the story. Hopeful he won’t judge. Hopeful that he might know where to search for more.

To my surprise, Zabzug seems to know what I’m speaking about, and he’s able to draw an exact picture of their species.

“Hrucka,” he told me. He awkwardly explained that the hrucka were like pets to his species.

It made sense. Evolution doesn’t create just one species of animal in an ecosystem. The hrucka must have been put here.

Or stranded here.

Which might mean that somewhere, on the planet, there’s another ship like Zabzug’s.

He’s very excited by this prospect, and we decide to conduct a search first thing tomorrow.

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We searched for three days.

We didn’t find anything.

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Zabzug came into my ship at night as I slept. The viscous drool from his mouth dripped onto my face and woke me up. In one of his appendages he held a sharp piece of pipe, the one I had been using to roast dog people. Upon my awakening, he yelped and dropped the pipe, hurrying from my ship.

I suppose he’s having the same problem that I had with the dog people. Respect for an intelligent life form versus the overwhelming need to survive.

But he’s in for a surprise.

I’m going to eat him first.

I stayed awake the rest of the night, standing guard with the pointed pipe. He had the strength advantage. I had the speed advantage. We both seemed to be of similar intelligence, and both had the ability to use tools.

His eyes might be a weak point, but they were always covered by that face plate — Zabzug even wore it to sleep. His skin was covered with scales, and though they looked moist, they were hard, almost metallic, to the touch.

The vulnerable point was his mouth. It was crammed full of sharp teeth, but maybe I could jam something down his throat and into all the soft parts inside.

At the first peek of sunlight I’ll go to Zabzug’s ship with my spear.

What does alien lizard taste like?

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He didn’t come out all day, and I couldn’t find a way in. There isn’t a seam on the entire ship. No cracks or ridges or anything to pry or beat open. After several hours of trying, I decided to just wait. He’d have to come out eventually.

He wanted the same thing I wanted.

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The bastard ate my hand.

Chomped it off at the wrist. I fell asleep, waiting for him to come out.

But I got him…haha…I got him…jammed the pipe down his throat, into the soft stuff.

Dead. He’s dead.

Zabzug, my friend, is dead.

I used my belt as a tourniquet for my hand, but it didn’t stop the bleeding.

I had to use the solar matches to close the wound.

The pain…so much pain in my wrist.

But the hunger…the need…is even stronger.

I’m going to cut him open now.

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I’m full! What a wonderful feeling! For the first time since I landed on this planet, I’ve eaten until I’m ready to burst.

I’m so happy I don’t even notice the pain.

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Zabzug lasted for a whole month.

Some parts were delicious.

Some parts, not so delicious.

I ate everything. The inedible parts were boiled into soup until every calorie and nutrient was leeched out.

I even gained a few kilos.

And now, with the last of the soup gone, with the hunger pangs returning, I am afraid.

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Four days since I’ve eaten anything. Zabzug had stretched out my belly, and I drink a lot to keep it full, to try and fool it into feeling sated.

My belly isn’t fooled.

I’ve managed to get into Zabzug’s ship, using a key. It’s a tiny sphere he’d been keeping in a pocket. When it touches the ship, the portal opens.

I’ve fully explored the interior, trying to gain an understanding of how it works. The vessel is a marvel of engineering, with a navigation system light-years ahead of ours. The technology is even more valuable than the iron-rich planet I’m stranded on.

If I can get off this rock, I’ll be the wealthiest man in the universe.

The first thing I’ll do is get a limb graft…no, the first thing I’ll do is have a banquet. A feast that will last a month. I’ll gorge myself like the ancient Romans, purging between courses so I can cram in more food.

Such a beautiful picture.

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My wrist isn’t healing right. It doesn’t seem to be infected, but the wound keeps opening.

I think it’s a symptom of starvation. My body is conserving its energy, and deems healing unnecessary.

I’m so weak it’s an effort to even stand up.

I have to do something. If I stay here, I’ll die. Perhaps there’s food somewhere else. I’ve scouted at least fifty kilometers in all directions, but I need to pick one and keep moving.

I decide to follow the sunset. I’ll leave tomorrow.

I have no other choice.

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I don’t know how far I’ve traveled. Perhaps a hundred or a hundred and fifty kilometers. I’m in a desert now, and ran out of water a few hours ago.

My tongue is so thick it’s hard to speak.

I fear sleep, because I don’t think I’ll wake up.

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I can’t move another step. Thirst is worse than hunger. I’m hallucinating. Hearing things. Seeing things. I even had a fever-dream, imagining a space ship crashing in the distance…

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A week has passed.

Obviously, I didn’t die in the desert. I was rescued. Well, sort of.

That ship I’d imagined I saw — it really did exist. A salvage ship, which had made a run at retrieving the trailer full of ore we’d lost.

They also got sucked into the wormhole, and were spit out here.

Their ship is damaged beyond repair. They’d been here for only a few days, and saw my Voice Module unit glinting in the sun.

They listened to it, unfortunately.

Marta, the woman, said she didn’t judge me. She understood.

The man, Ellis, didn’t say a word to me.

I received fresh water, medicine for my wrist, and synth rations.

“We have enough synth rations for a month,” Marta told me. “And we’re hoping for a rescue.”

But all three of us knew that a wormhole rescue has never been attempted. It’s suicide to go near those things.

I eat, and drink, and try to regain my strength.

I’ll need it.

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I got them while they slept.

Ellis, with a large rock to the head.

The rock made a mess. I smothered Marta. Not bloody, but it took a while.

One month rations for three people equals three months rations for one person.

I’m sorry I had to kill them. I truly am.

I’m not a monster.

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Is this thing still working?

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Is this thing still working?

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It’s been…how long has it been since I used this? Many months. Perhaps years.

I stopped shaving, and my beard reaches my chest.

Where did I leave off? I think it was with Marta and that guy, I forget his name. The one I killed with the rock.

It was for their synth rations. I paced myself, ate small portions, but still finished them too quickly.

I knew what was next. I knew it from the beginning.

When the rations were finally gone, I ate the people I’d murdered.

Humans, it turns out, are the best meat. Better than dog people. Better than alien lizards.

They sustained me for a while, but then they were gone too.

I began to starve again.

Days, maybe weeks, passed, and I began to whither away. Though I knew hunger well, it didn’t make the pain any easier.

At night, I watched the skies. Watched them with a yearning. Hoping for another ship to crash on this planet.

And one did.

Astronomical luck?

Hardly.

Only one survivor this time. Angela something. She explained.

The ore-filled trailer from my ship, the Darion, didn’t become lost in space. It’s in orbit around Wormhole GG54, daring salvage ships to try and take it.

Many ships have tried. None have succeeded. They get pulled into the wormhole and pushed out here.

It’s a giant, baited trap.

According to Angela, five ships have already been lost.

There’s a good chance they’re somewhere on this planet.

I asked Angela how large her crew was.

She told me there were seven. All dead.

When I killed her, that made eight.

Eight.

Mmmmm.