Authors: Art Corriveau
“Shouldn't we tell the twins?” Tony said.
“Your father was absolutely convinced they would let him go
once they'd read the coroner's report,” Julia said, sighing. “He insisted he'd be home by supper, latest. Meantime, he just wants you and me to keep acting normal. Whatever
that
means.”
“Mind if I skip the floor sanding after lunch?” Tony said. “Old Man Hagmann collared me on my way out the door this morning. He gave me an earful about all his allegations against Dad. I'm pretty sure I can prove most of them are wack.”
“Just don't do anything dangerous,” Julia said.
The twins trooped back into the kitchen.
“Best the cable guy can promise is to get the first and second floors wired today,” Mikey told Julia.
“He said we should look into Wi-Fi for the top two floors,” Angey added.
“I'll talk to your father about it,” Julia said, vaguely.
Speaking of which.
Tony pulled out his phone, pretending he'd just gotten a message. “It's Dad,” he said. “He wants me to meet him at the lawyer's office. He says I have to sign some of the paperwork myself, since I actually own this place.”
“Don't even tell me you're dogging us with all the sanding,” Mikey said.
Angey swiped the phone out of Tony's hand. “He's totally lying. His phone didn't even ring.”
“I set it on vibrate,” Tony said, hoping it wouldn't start to cuckoo.
“I don't see any texts from Dad here,” Angey said. “Just a couple from Mom.”
“That's because your father took my phone this morning,” Julia said. “His was out of juice. I'm charging it now.”
“Oh,” Angey said, disappointed. He handed Tony's phone back.
Tony took a bite of pizza, followed by a forkful of salad. Angelo had suggested he stop eating as soon as he no longer felt hunger. But it wasn't going to be easy for him to guess when that was, since he hadn't felt hungry for lunch to begin with.
Uh-oh
. Benedict Hagmann straight ahead on Hanover Street, blocking the way to Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe. The old man appeared to be lost in concentration, comparing the ingredients on two different bottles of bug spray at a sidewalk stand of gardening supplies out in front of the hardware store. Tony dove behind a clearance rack of seeds a few feet away. What was Hagmann toying with around his neck? Some sort of charm on a silver chain. No way! Three interconnected spirals, carved out of white stone or bone.
Hang on! Could it actually be the pawcorance the Hagmanns were afterâso they could do a little time traveling of their own?
Hagmann's face suddenly froze in horror. He fingered the entire length of the chain. He patted his shirt. He checked his
pants pockets. He stooped forward and began searching the sidewalk for whatever he'd lost. Tony seized his chance. He tiptoed behind Hagmann's back and ducked into the curiosity shop next door.
“Hello?”
The place appeared to be completely empty.
“Sarah?”
No answer. He wandered over to the wall of books.
Secrets of the Lost Civilization of Maya. Quantum Mechanics for Better Living. Hatha Yoga and You. White Witchcraft Made Easy.
He wondered, not for the first time, if Mildred Picklesâwhoever she might beâwas a complete lunatic. Then he reminded himself: He had just spent half the morning hanging out with his dead great-uncle.
A whole section of the bookcase suddenly opened. Tony had to jump out of the way to avoid being flattened like a cartoon character. Sarah wafted out of a narrow passageway containing a rickety staircase that led up to the floor above. She was eating a piece of sushi from a bento box with a pair of purple chopsticks. “Sorry about that,” she said. “Want a shumai dumpling?”
“I'm good,” Tony said.
“So how did it go with the pawcorance? Was my hypothesis correct?”
“Not a hundred percent,” Tony admitted. “I was definitely
able to reconjure Angelo with the ball cap. But then we tried to conjure this other kid named Solly with the arm-patch number from his Red Sox uniform. He never turned up.”
“How old was Angelo in 1939?” Sarah asked. “Exactly, I mean.”
“Thirteen,” Tony said. “And a day. Why?”
“And how old was this Solly you were trying to conjure?”
Tony shrugged. “Twenty? He didn't live in the house after that. His family sold it when he was twenty-one, as soon as he joined the team.”
“Follow me,” Sarah said. She led him over to the slate counter. Setting the bento box aside, she reached for a gigantic leather-bound book resting on the spiralâ
The Compleat Numerologistâ
which was already open to the first page of Chapter 13. “It struck meâafter you left this morningâthat your anomaly was probably triggered somehow by the interaction of the numbers thirteen and nine,” Sarah said. “So I decided to brush up on some basic numerology. I'm pretty convinced your pawcorance can only connect thirteen-year-olds to each other.”
Sarah explained: The number thirteen had
always
been troublesome when it came to time. That's because there were thirteen lunationsâfull moonsâto a solar year, and so far no culture in the history of humankind had ever been able to divide a year into a nice neat thirteen-month calendar without
a few pesky minutes and seconds left over. The twelve-month Gregorian calendar used today was totally inaccurate. When you did the exact math, a year was 365.2422 days long. Almost a quarter of a day had to get lopped off at the end of most years, with an extra day added back to Februaryâa leap yearâevery fourth year. (Same was true of the Jewish calendar, by the way, even though it was actually based on the thirteen lunations; the Sanhedrin still had to add the occasional leap month to sync everything up.) The Aztecs had probably come the closest with an eighteen-month calendar of twenty-day weeks, cycling over fifty-two years. But even
they
had had extra time left overâwhich, they believed, was responsible for that tiny bit of chaos in ordinary existence they called
change
. “In other words,” Sarah concluded, “I think the number thirteen is an anomaly in itself. It probably keeps time marching forwardâcausing change as it does soâbut, in the process, also creates anomalies in the space-time continuum.”
“For thirteen-year-old boys,” Tony said.
“Or girls,” Sarah said. “Just because you've only conjured a boy doesn't mean you couldn't, in theory, conjure a girl.”
“Noted,” Tony said.
“Here's something else,” Sarah said. “The prime thirteen inhabits that transitional space between single- and double-digit numbers.”
“What about eleven?” Tony said. “That's also a prime.”
“Except that eleven's chief characteristic, mathematically, is to stay the
same
. Eleven times two is twenty-two. If we're talking about change, here, thirteen is totally that awkward age between childhood and adulthood. The perfect moment, really, to enter an anomaly. All very scientific, when you think about it.”
Tony wouldn't have gone
that
far. But he did see Sarah's point. “So let me get this straight,” he said. “If I want to conjure Solly, it'll have to be when he's thirteen. But to do that, I'll need to find an object that connects him to thirteen-year-old Angelo.”
“I'd start with an object that contains the number nine,” Sarah said.
“Why's that?” Tony said.
“It's all right here in Chapter Nine,” she said, flipping to a dog-eared page closer to the front of the book. “The symbol for nine is, in fact, a simplified spiral. And mathematically, nine does the same thingâit turns in on itself.” She drew it out with a purple pencil as she explained: Whenever you multiply nine by any number other than zero, the sum of the digits in the total is always nine (9 x 2 = 18, 1 + 8 = 9; or 9 x 13 = 117, 1 + 1 + 7 = 9). “Bottom line?” Sarah said. “Nine can't help but seek out and return, time and again, to its own nine-ishness.”
“Wow,” Tony said. “That's intense.”
“No doubt why the anomaly only connects thirteen-year-olds
in years ending in nine,” Sarah said, closing
The
Compleat Numerologist
with a satisfied thwack. “And probably why the object being used to establish the connection between two thirteen-year-olds needs to contain the essence of nine.”
“Like the number on Ted Williams's baseball cap!” Tony said.
The front door jangled. Tony's heart leaped to his throat. What if Old Man Hagmann had spied him through the display window? It wasn't him. It was just some random guy with crazy white hair zigzagging out of his head like lightning bolts. “Video shop's a couple of doors down,” Tony said.
“I don't want to rent a video,” Zigzag said. “I'm here to look at snow globes with Boston scenes inside.”
“They're over next to the geodes,” Sarah said. “I'll be right there.”
“I have one more question,” Tony said. “Are pawcorances supervaluable?”
“If you're Algonquian, I guess,” said Sarah. “As a curiosity, they're only worth a couple of hundred bucks. They aren't very rare. Hundreds of them are still scattered across New England.”
“But mine still works,” Tony said. “Do you think
that
would make it valuable enough to, say, murder someone for it?”
“Only if you're thirteen,” Sarah smiled. “Otherwise, it's just a slab of slate carved with a spiral, right?”
“I guess,” Tony said.
“Why do you ask?”
Tony quickly told her about the Hagmanns and their obsession to own 13 Hangmen Court. As far as he could tell, though, there wasn't anything even remotely special about the town house, apart from the pawcorance in his room. But all the Hagmanns who seemed to want the place were way over thirteen.
“Interesting,” Sarah said. “Mildred has an excellent genealogy book on Boston. I'll skim through it as soon as I get rid of the tourist.”
Tony told Sarah he would give her his cell phone number so they could update each other. He pulled one of Mildred Pickles's business cards from the holder on the counter. He flipped it over and wrote out his number on the back. He tucked another card into his wallet, just in case. “Where
is
Mildred Pickles?” he said. “How come I've never seen her?”
“She's here most of the time,” Sarah said, shrugging. “
I'm
usually at my real job.”
“Where's that?” Tony said. If she had a real job, did that mean she was sixteen?
Before she could answer, Zigzag wandered over. “That's a great flag,” he said, pointing to the Stars and Stripes above Sarah's head. “Good ol' Betsy Ross. Is it for sale?”
Tony and Sarah rolled their eyes at each other.
Tourist.
Angelo was lying on the brass bed when Tony let himself into the attic. “I'm listening to the end of the game on my new radio,” he said. He wasn't dressed in his uniform now. He was wearing a pair of Levi's and a checked shirt. “Ted Williams is playing, just like you predicted. He just hit a home run, even though his ankle's all taped up. The Sox are ahead by a mile.”
“Why aren't you there?” Tony said.
“Cronin fired Solly last night for dragging Williams away from the game. And he fired me today, as soon as I got to Fenway, for giving them a place to hide. Cronin told the press it was a loyal Sox fanâCyril Hagmann!âwho tipped him off as to Williams's whereabouts. Cyril claimed he grew concerned when he saw number 27, Weinberg, filling Williams's head full of Commie-Jew notions of equality by showing him an immigrant slum in the North End.”
“Ouch,” Tony said.
“No wonder you've never heard of Solly,” Angelo said. “Cyril the Squirrel gets him blackballed from the major leagues.”
“Jerk,” Tony said.
“So what's the news on your dad?”
“Not good,” Tony said. He explained what Julia had told him at lunchâthat Michael was being held at the station, pending further investigation. Which was why they really needed to try
conjuring Solly againâ
thirteen-year-old
Sollyâso they could get to the bottom of why it was the Hagmanns, not the DiMarcos, who were desperate to own No. 13. Tony told Angelo about his most recent chat with Sarah, and how they needed to find a new object with nine-ish energy.
“Hey, how about that prayer scroll?” Angelo said. “The one Solly tucked into Ted Williams's cap at my birthday dinner? He said he'd been carrying it around with him since he was a kid.”
“What's nine-ish about that?” Tony asked.
“Just before he tucked it into Williams's cap, he sprinkled it with nine pinches of sugarâremember? He said some prayer in Hebrew nine times.”
Tony crossed the room and grabbed the cap off the pawcorance. He checked behind the
9
of the inside brim. The scroll was goneâ