Wicked as They Come (32 page)

“What is it?” I asked
from the pilot’s room door a few moments later.

The sirens were still shrieking, and a red light flashed on and off from the ceiling. All I could see over his shoulder was hundreds of blinking instruments and gray water through the viewing window—no obvious emergency.

He paused in his frantic button pushing to glance at me and did a double take.

“I’ve seen a lot of odd things, but I’ve never seen a woman in men’s clothing before,” he said with an amused snort before turning back to the panel of lights. “Not that you don’t look dashing.”

I snickered.

Dashing
wasn’t the word I’d use. The breeches were baggy, the suspenders didn’t work with my B-cup chest, and the frilly shirt was ridiculous. And I was still testy about the blood sharing. But I didn’t want to interrupt an emergency with something petty.

I did anyway.

“So about the blood,” I said, hating myself a little.

“Can it wait until after I’ve saved you from this kraken?” he asked, eyes never leaving the screen.

I moved closer to the instrument panel, unconsciously putting my hand on his shoulder. If there was a sea monster, I wanted to see it. Sure enough, there was a round, black sonar screen with a red crosshair on it. And smack dab in the middle of it was a big, squid-shaped blip. And then there was a loud gong and a creak, and we were thrown sideways.

“Bloody hell!” he shouted. “Where’s the stunner? He’s going to dive soon!”

“What are we looking for?” I asked, holding on to his shoulder with one hand and the captain’s chair with the other, trying to stay upright as the ship shuddered and tossed and flashed red around us. I felt like an extra in
Star
Trek
. The ship jerked to the side, and my throat constricted as I realized that this was in no way a movie set. This fairytale monster was real.

“The stunner,” he said, his fingers dancing over the controls. “To, um, stun it. Most ships have one, I’m told.”

He ran his fingers over the switches and buttons on the console, and I began investigating the overhead instruments. The nose of the ship lurched downward, and I was thrown against the ceiling. After banging my head on something, I looked closer.

“This thing has a picture of lightning on it,” I said. “Does that help?”

His hand curled over mine where it lay on the brass handle, and he winked at me as we pulled it together. There was a whirring somewhere below us, then a building buzz, and our hair stood on end. A loud crack and a sudden impact smacked our skulls together, and we got all tangled up as the sub shuddered and righted itself. Then the red lights stopped flashing, and everything was back to normal.

We watched the sonar, and the green squid blob dwindled to a speck, which faded away to nothing. I sighed in relief. Being in a submarine under attack by a giant squid was one of those things so far outside of reality that I couldn’t digest it. It felt like a ride at Disney World.

“That went well,” Criminy said, falling into the brass and leather captain’s chair. “We’re getting close, sea monsters notwithstanding. I expect we’ll be there within the hour.”

“Wait. If the ship was moving the entire time we were asleep, how are we just now getting close to the island? It should have only been a few hours, right?”

He smirked. “I never said it was moving the entire time.
I may have slowed it to a crawl for a while. There was business to attend to.”

“How could anything be more important than finding Goodwill and getting my locket?”

I was exasperated. After all we’d been through to get here, we’d lost valuable time. Still, his eyes were soft and kind, and he reached out to chuck me under the chin.

“Look, little love. I admire your determination and tenacity, but you can’t press on forever. If we’d stormed the island in the wee hours of morning, you would have fallen over from exhaustion and hunger. You needed respite and rest. You needed to be taken care of, if only for a few hours. Even if you didn’t know it yourself.”

“But we could have been there. We could have already won. We could have avoided that kraken!”

“No matter how much you like control, some things are simply out of your hands,” he said. “Still, it was exciting, wasn’t it?”

“Yes, it was fun zapping that squid with you,” I said, leaning back against the wall to pin him with my glare. “Now stop changing the subject. About the blood.”

Criminy leaned back and rubbed his eyes. I tried not to ogle his chest and instead showed an interest in a preserved butterfly in a case on the wall.

“Here’s the thing,” he said. “My blud saved your life. Not only because it makes me less likely to hurt you but because it gives you strength and resilience. You nearly drowned, you know. Or maybe you don’t know. But you did.”

“I guess I glazed over that bit, what with the near murder by ghost.”

“Once you’ve had even a drop of my blud, you no longer drive me crazy with hunger,” he said. And then he
grinned, flashing his teeth. “At least, not in the way that ends up with you drained. The other kind . . . well, there’s no hope there.”

I blushed and cleared my throat as he went on.

“You’ll always entice me, as my smell will entice you, because that’s part of the bargain. But unless I smell your actual blood, I won’t be a danger to you. My blud is like an antidote. I guess the maestro told you that—he’s got an odd sort of cleverness, that one. The droplets on your skin from the locket helped a little, which is how we managed to get to the caravan with you mostly uncovered.” He shifted a little. I think a weaker man would have blushed.

“But it was still tempting,” he admitted. “So I figured the faster I got a few more drops in you, the better. Plus, that way, if anything happened to you here, you’d have a better chance of surviving it. Of fighting off bludrats or swimming a mile in the ocean, or something even worse.”

I tapped my fingers on the burled instrument panel, eyebrows up, waiting.

“But yes, I suppose it would have been gentlemanly to ask first. I apologize.”

“When did you do it?”

“That first meal, in the dining car. In your wine.”

“Why didn’t you ask me?”

“Honestly,” he said with a grin, “how would that have worked?
Oh, hello, dream lover. Would you drink some of my blud so I won’t murder you in front of all these nice people?
” He chuckled. “So I took a chance. And I think it paid off, don’t you agree?”

“Grudgingly.”

“And a little more by the Brighton wall,” he admitted. “In the kiss.”

“I thought there was something going on there,” I said.
“And that’s why you said something about
Remember, I did this for you,
isn’t it? You were trying to give me strength.”

“Do you forgive me, then, Letitia?”

He wasn’t joking anymore. He needed my forgiveness.

“I forgive you,” I muttered, looking down at my baggy pants and adjusting my suspenders. “But I wish you would have asked.” I looked up at him. “And don’t do it again without telling me.”

“If I give you more blud,” he said, “you’ll damned well know it.”

He stroked my face and turned back to the instrument panel and started pressing buttons. I went back to the bedroom and got his shirt and jacket and folded everything and carried the stack up to the control room. And I admit that I sniffed myself dizzy, too, because everything that had lingered near his skin smelled marvelous, all thanks to that unwanted but helpful blud.

It was obnoxious to know that by the time I had condemned Casper for drinking from Bludmen, I had already had a taste myself. Sure, I hadn’t known it at the time. But how could I face him again? I was a hypocrite. The blud had saved my life, just as it had probably saved his, even if he had done it for what I considered to be the wrong reasons. I had tasted blud, and I wanted more. Without my consent, being in Sang had changed me.

When I returned to the instrument room, my inhuman lover was leaning intently over a thick leather book, poring over maps. Without looking up, he handed me a tin of cookies. Too ravenous to bother asking where he had found them, I began stuffing them in my mouth as I examined the map. There were several islands clustered just off the coast of Brighton, surrounding the Isle of White. They
were too small to have names, and there were at least a dozen. And we hadn’t even discussed what to do when we found the damned place.

Something binged above my head, and Criminy hit a button to stop the noise. The sub shuddered to a stop, and we were bobbing, drifting, a different sensation from the smooth forward motion to which I had grown accustomed. I started to feel a little seasick, actually.

Criminy pulled down a sort of goggle contraption hanging from the ceiling and looked through it, then held it out to me, saying, “There they are. The lesser Isles of White.”

I put my eyes to the brass goggles of the periscope and blinked at the relative brightness of the morning outside. Through water-spattered glass, I could see one large island that reminded me of Greece. It was settled, with an older, faded white city around a church. To the right were three much smaller islands. One of them had a ribbon of sparkling white around the edge. Blinding glints promised razor wire across the top.
How welcoming.

“Guess which one we’re aiming for,” he said.

“The one with the wall?” I asked.

“Of course.”

“I wish I knew if the locket worked for him,” I said. “If he can get back to my world with it.” Then a horrible thought struck me. “Oh, God, Criminy! What if he’s broken it? What if I can never get back?” I flung myself against him, and he caught me and stroked my hair, which I’d tied back with a ribbon.

“He has no reason to break it, even if it doesn’t work for him,” he said. “And if it didn’t work, perhaps he won’t be guarding it so well. We’ll find it, little love. Don’t worry.”

“What if it’s not with him? What if he left it in Manchester?”

“Impossible. A man like that keeps his weapons close at hand. Like Evangel’s ring. He’ll trust no one.”

“Do you think he knows we’re coming?” I asked.

“He’s looking for you, we know that much,” Criminy said.

“Wait,” I said, looking around. “How do we get off of this thing and onto the island?”

Criminy’s mouth compressed into a thin line. Then his lips started to twitch. Then he started to shake. And then he cackled, head thrown back, as if it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.

“Darling, I have no idea whatsoever,” he said. “I didn’t think that far ahead.”

“For someone who can’t swim, you’re awfully cavalier,” I said.

“You have to admit it’s funny,” he said. “And you have to know I’ll find a way.”

With the sub bobbing cheerfully in place, Criminy left me at the periscope to search the rest of the ship for ideas. I’d have guessed we were half a mile away from the island. I could see red tile roofs and palm trees rising behind the wall, but that was pretty much it. There weren’t Coppers or guard towers or machine-gun turrets, but I didn’t even know if those things existed in this world. Yet.

Metal and wood and flesh collided in the hallway. Criminy cursed and appeared with a coil of dirty rope around one arm and a big canvas bag dragging behind him. He was bursting with energy, like a little kid on a Boy Scout trip.

“Found a raft,” he said. “And a rope.”

“Please tell me I’m not going to tow you in to the island,” I said.

“Oh, that could be fun,” he said with a grin. “But this isn’t the 1600s, sweetheart. It comes with a propeller.”

“What about weapons?” I asked.

“You think we’re going to storm the island, eh?”

“Well, it stands to reason. If there’s something worth guarding, they’re going to be . . . you know. Guarding it.”

He looked through the periscope. “I don’t see guards. Or weapons. Not even the glint off a clockwork.”

“To me, that makes it look like a trap. Like they’re waiting for us.”

“Then how do you propose we spring this trap, darling?”

“I don’t know,” I said, exasperated. “What else do you have in your wacked-out world? Heat sensors? Mine fields? Dirigibles? Booby traps? Machine guns? Shrink rays? What?”

“Aside from dirigibles, which are rather expensive and rare outside of trade routes, most of what you just said made no sense whatsoever,” he said, as delighted as a child hearing a foreign language for the first time. “But it all sounds very dangerous. And fun. Especially the part about the boobies.”

I waited, eyebrows raised.

He sighed. “Look, love, I know I seem like a tactical genius, but really, I’m just a magician who occasionally kills a bunny or drives a train.”

“So we’re just going to putter up to the beach in our raft and walk up to the gate and kindly request an audience with Jonah Goodwill?” I asked.

“You keep forgetting our two greatest strengths,” Criminy said.

“Which are?”