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Young MacDonald
Okay, I’m set. Kavya’s ready. I’m waiting behind the 1st concession stand.
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Schuyler
We’re waiting on the other side. Over and out.
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Peyton’s Place → Schuyler
Schuyler, that’s a radio term. You really don’t need to keep using it.
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Lord Rothschild
Ready & waiting for my cue. Can I use an accent again?
Location: Second Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Young MacDonald → Lord Rothschild
NO.
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Dave Gold → Lord Rothschild
NO.
Location: 84 Shoreline Road. Putnam, CT.

La Lisa → Lord Rothschild
NON.
Location: Putnam Hyatt. Putnam, CT.

Rue → Lord Rothschild
Mark, why would you need an accent? Aren’t you just playing yourself?
Location: Stanwich Library. Stanwich, CT.

Lord Rothschild → Rue
Well, technically. But I think accents just make everything more fun, don’t you?
Location: Second Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Young MacDonald → Rue
Stanwich Library??
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.

Rue → Young MacDonal
d Don’t worry, I’ll be at OAB in time for Phase 2.
Location: Stanwich Library. Stanwich, CT.

Young MacDonald → Rue
No, I meant why are you there?
Location: First Concession Stand, Putnam Beach. Putnam, CT.