Undead Ultra (A Zombie Novel) (8 page)

My gaze is drawn to the McDonald’s. It’s been at least a decade since I’ve set foot in a fast-food restaurant, but this one holds a potent memory for me.

*

I sat in the Cloverdale McDonald’s bathroom stall, positioning the pregnancy strip between my legs. My bladder was about to burst. I clenched the muscles, holding back the urine.

I didn’t want to fuck this up; the test kit cost twenty dollars. I couldn’t afford to buy another one. Hell, I could hardly afford
this
one.

When the stick looked to be in the right position, I let out a trickle of pee, bending forward and intently watching the yellow stream. It successfully hit the end of the stick.

I relaxed, releasing a gentle stream of urine. I was careful not to let it gush out. The box said the urine needs to run over the tip for at least five seconds. I dragged it out for ten.

Nothing to do now but wait. Three to five minutes, according to the box.

I put the test strip on the toilet paper dispenser, rising to reposition my skirt. It was Kyle’s favorite, a filmy blue-and-brown maxi I’d picked up at a thrift store. I wore it on our first date.

It seemed like the right thing to wear today. Like maybe my choice of clothing could influence the result of the pregnancy test. It was a stupid thought, but wearing it made me feel less afraid. I needed to feel less afraid. I needed—

My eyes jerked, gaze drawn to the white plastic stick balanced on the toilet paper dispenser.

A bright-pink plus sign blazed up at me.

I burst into tears, staring in horror.

I’m only nineteen
, I thought.
I’m only nineteen.
The sentence repeated itself over and over in my head.

This was not how my life was supposed to go. I was supposed to transfer to UCLA, get a master’s in psychology, and make a career for myself.

I hauled myself out of the bathroom stall, wiping my nose and forcing the tears away. I did my best to fix my makeup in the mirror. With puffy red eyes and smeared mascara, I looked like hell. Not even Kyle’s favorite skirt could make me look any less a mess.

Screw it
, I thought, glumly exiting the bathroom.

Kyle waited anxiously for me just outside, two uneaten Big Macs on a tray in front of him. We’d met six months ago in a speech and debate class at the local junior college. Since then, we’d barely left each other’s side.

Kyle’s eyes were wide with anxiety. He wore loose blue jeans and a plain blue T-shirt that matched his eyes. He was tall and lanky, with a kindness that ran down to his core. Even in my current state, my heart swelled at the sight of him.

His mouth opened to form a question, but no words came out. Silence hung between us as I stared at him with my swollen eyes. I saw the silent confirmation of my pregnancy hit him: a fleeting expression of terror passed over his face.

Then he closed his mouth, stood up, and wrapped me in a hug. I burst into tears all over again.

I sobbed uncontrollably, grateful that it was a Wednesday and the McDonald’s was virtually deserted. Kyle rocked me, his arms never wavering in their grip. His embrace made the angles of the world seem less sharp. I clung to him, wrapping my arms around his neck. I wanted him to hold me forever.

I don’t know how long we stood like that. At some point, Kyle peeled himself away. Despair filled me as space opened up between us. He was going to break up with me now. I just knew it. That’s what the tears on his cheeks had to mean. He was going to break up with me. I cried harder.

When he dropped to one knee in front of me, I stared at him in complete confusion.

“Will you marry me, Kate?” he asked softly.

“Don’t be an idiot,” I said harshly, confusion and disbelief churning in my stomach. “You don’t want to marry me.” Did he?

“Yeah, I do,” he replied. His blue-eyed gaze was steady. “I love you, Kate.”

You don’t get any more unromantic than that: knocked up and proposed to in a McDonald’s, two uneaten Big Macs our only witnesses. I said yes to the tall, sweet, awkward boy I loved, even though every part of me was terrified.

*

God how I miss him. I miss the good times, the bad times, and everything in between. I miss the sense of completeness we had when we were together. I spend too many days feeling like half my heart is missing. I’d give anything to argue with Kyle one last time or to cook his favorite dinner.

“What do you think?”

Frederico’s voice pulls me back into the present. I carefully fold up my memories of Kyle and tuck them away. Now is not the time to be distracted.

I refocus on the scene below us, taking a long, hard look as I consider Frederico’s question. “It looks safe,” I say. Maybe, just maybe, the whole world hasn’t gone to hell. Maybe it’s just Healdsburg and Portland. I dare to let myself hope. “I think we should go into Safeway and stock up on food.”

“What do you think about trying to get a car?”

I shift, uncertain. “Let’s focus on food first.”

We jog down the overpass and into town. A minivan full of kids in pee wee football uniforms rolls by us.
Go Bulldogs!
is written in white paint across the van’s side windows.

The woman behind wheel gives us a skeptical look before rolling onto the on-ramp. To her, we probably look like whack jobs on really good weed because who would run over an overpass wielding a lug nut wrench?

We jog up behind the McDonald’s, wading through a margin of waist-high weeds as we circle around toward the parking lot. The drive-thru is empty, though I see a blond-haired teen spraying cleanser on the pick-up window ledge.

Two yards into the grass, a stomach curdling stench hits me. I draw to a halt, covering my nose and checking my shoes, wondering if I stepped on roadkill.

In the same instant, Frederico trips on something. He grunts in surprise, then lets out a surprised yelp.

“Kate, look out!”

Chapter 9

Boy Scouts

A dreadlocked kid rears up from the weeds like an animal, baring his teeth and snarling. His eyes are the now-familiar eerie, opaque white. His right arm hangs awkwardly, strands of sinew showing through the bloody gash in his shoulder. He’s wearing a green shirt that says
Meat is Murder. Go Vegan.

Oddly, the kid only rises to his knees before lunging. Frederico easily dodges aside, raising the wrench defensively but not attacking.

The zombie crashes to the ground, snarling. He struggles to crawl through the grass, fingers slipping in the damp earth. A closer look reveals a pair of legs twisted at odd angles.

“Something happened to him,” I say, easing around the zombie. “His legs are broken.”

“Good for us. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

I couldn’t agree more.

We retreat, scanning the grass as we back away from the zombie. There’s no one else around. The blond teen has disappeared from the drive-thru window. A battered forest-green Camry pulls around the corner of the drive-thru, the driver not even glancing in our direction.

The beast snaps his teeth, struggling to follow us. How did this poor kid end up here, anyway? From the looks of him, he’s homeless. Northern California has its fair share of hippie-esque homeless and vagabonds.

“Kate, look what I found.”

Frederico pulls a big frame backpack out of the grass. It’s faded on the top and covered with dirt splatters. A dingy sleeping bag is rolled up and fastened to the top.

Poor kid. My eyes flick to the zombie, who’s now a good twenty feet away from us. He really was homeless.

Frederico rummages through the backpack. He tosses me a granola bar, then takes a wrapper off a second one and starts to eat. I don’t argue, scarfing down the bar in a few quick bites.

Frederico finds one last granola bar, which we squirrel away for later. He also finds a nice Swiss Army knife, which he slips into a pocket. A minute later, he pulls out a tie-dyed shirt that says
I Don’t Eat Anything With Eyes
. Though part of me registers the humor in this, I can’t find it in myself to laugh.

We leave the vegan zombie behind for good, jogging past the McDonald’s and into the parking lot. Safeway is on the far side of the shopping center. I start compiling a mental list of the things we need to stock up on. Electrolyte powder, if we can find it. Some Ziplocs to put it in. Portable food. Energy bars would probably be the best, and maybe some—

A scream draws my attention. I freeze, head swiveling toward the sound. The Camry has pulled up beside the Boy Scouts and the white van. A woman—presumably a mother of one of the boys—screams hysterically. At her feet is a pile of McDonald’s paper bags. Latched onto her right forearm are two Boy Scouts. Both of them have deep wounds on their shoulders and necks, blood covering their small bodies.

They snarl, digging their teeth into her flesh. The woman stumbles back. Blood spurts from her wounds onto her plain white T-shirt.

Frederico takes several steps forward, lips parting in a silent shout. The rest of the Boy Scouts shift, trampling the to-go bags as they converge on the woman. Growling and snarling, they bear her to the ground in a blur of green-and-khaki uniforms. She screams one more time, then goes silent.

Just like that, the poor woman is gone. It happens so fast that I can only stand there, paralyzed by the horror unfolding before me.

Then I see what had the kids distracted up until this point. I had assumed they were huddled around camping or biking gear, or something Scout-like. What I see instead is a pudgy Scout leader, his stomach ripped open. Viscous blood pools on the parking lot asphalt, pale ropes of shiny entrails trailing across it.

“We gotta get out of here,” Frederico says, clamping one hand around my wrist. “Move, Kate.”

We retreat, taking a dozen steps backward. Just as we turn, another scream splits across the parking lot.

I turn and see a chubby, brown-haired woman running out of the McDonald’s—and coming straight for us.

“Call nine-one-one!” she shrieks. “The fry cook is attacking the cashier. Please, help!”

The commotion draws the attention of several Scouts. Blank white eyes turn in our direction as the woman nears us.

“Fuck,” I whisper. I move toward the woman, thinking to quiet her, but Frederico yanks me aside.

“Shit’s going sideways. We have to get the fuck out of here.”

He hauls me toward a battered old Nissan parked about ten feet away. Right as we reach the car, five of the Scouts peel away from the group and start running toward us. Frederico swings the lug nut wrench, shattering the driver’s side window.

“Inside!” he bellows, yanking open the door. He turns to the hysterical woman. “Come with us,” he shouts to her.

I never know if she hears us.

I dive through the opening, scrambling over the emergency brake. Frederico leaps in next to me, tossing the lug nut wrench onto the floor. In his hand is the Swiss Army knife he lifted off the vegan zombie, the flat head screwdriver extended.

I look up to see if the woman is coming. As I do, three of the zombie Scouts barrel into her. Her shriek of, “The fry cook—!” is cut off as she’s slammed to the ground. More screaming comes from farther away in the parking lot.

Two zombie Scouts smack into the side of the Nissan. Frederico unceremoniously jams the flat head Swiss Army screw driver into the ignition and turns it. The car hums to life.

Several more Scouts reach us, white eyes rolling in their sockets. They run straight into the back passenger door, hitting it so hard I’m pretty sure they dent it.

One boy lets out a high-pitched keen as he claws and scratches at the door. Several more surge across the parking lot after us. A few of them trip as they run. The falls don’t stun or slow them down; they bound back to their feet, continuing their awful forward momentum.

Frederico throws the car into drive and slams on the accelerator. The tires squeal against the pavement.

He makes a hard left with the steering wheel. The little Nissan rockets out of the parking space. I grab my seat belt, trying to jam the buckle into place while simultaneously watching the Scouts.

The car hits the asphalt curb surrounding the parking lot. The right side of the car flies up; the left side makes an awful metallic sound. Frederico leans hard on the gas pedal. The back of the Nissan bucks as it rolls over the curb and we hit the street.

The pursuing Scouts crash into the car, this time running into the trunk. Frederico floors it. The car lurches forward, swerving to the left across the road.

“Dammit!” Frederico puts all his weight into the steering wheel, struggling to keep it from veering to the left. He curses, straining against the wheel as the car hums up the overpass.

Just as we reach the far side, the left wheel comes off. The car tilts wildly. The wheel bounces away. Sparks fly up as metal skids again asphalt. Seconds later, the poor Nissan screeches to a crooked halt.

“We gotta run.” Frederico throws open the door and leaps out.

At least half of the Scouts have thundered after us. They crest the overpass, only about a hundred feet away.

I’m about to jump out after Frederico when something occurs to me. The car is still running, the Swiss Army knife standing sideways in the ignition.

I lean over, flip on the radio, and turn the volume to full blast. Then I catapult myself out of the car, hightailing it after Frederico.

“What the hell are you doing?” he shouts at me when I catch up. “Now is not the time for NPR!”

Sure enough, the honeyed voice of NPR’s Weekend Edition host belts out of the car.

“Creating a diversion,” I huff, sprinting along beside him, pumping my arms and legs as hard as I can.

I glance over my shoulder just long enough to confirm my suspicions: the zombie Scouts swarm the car like ants on a piece of cat food.

“Look,” I say, slowing my stride. “They’re not following us anymore.”