The Midnight Tour (19 page)

Though busy handing out tape players and giving instructions to a family of four, she flashed a smile of big white teeth at Owen and Monica. In a smooth, friendly voice, she said to them, “I’ll take those from you in just a moment, okay?”

“Fine,” Owen said. He felt weak.

He watched her until the family headed off toward Beast House. Then he and Monica stepped toward her. “Sorry you had to wait,” she said, taking their players and headphone. “I hope you enjoyed the tour.”

“It was very nice,” Owen said.

She wore a red plastic name plate above her right breast. It read, DANA.

“Did you come from far away?” she asked.

“We took the bus over from San Francisco.”

“Really? How was the ride?”

“Long,” Monica said. “Endless and...”

“It was fine,” Owen said, shooting a hard glance at Monica.

She gave him back a smug smile.

To Dana, he said, “The guide on the bus—Patty—she was really good.”

“Glad to hear it. So, do you think Beast House was worth the trip?”

“I sure thought so,” Owen said.

In the corner of his eye, he saw Monica shaking her head.

“I thought it was really great,” he added.

“Terrific,” Dana said. “Well, I hope you both enjoy the rest of your day.”

“Thank you. You, too.”

“So long, now.”

“Bye,” Owen said and hurried away from her, dragging Monica by the hand.

Chapter Thirteen

THE SNACK STAND

I wonder what
their
problem is, Dana thought as she watched the couple hurry away. The guy had seemed awfully embarrassed and uncomfortable about something. Girlfriend troubles, probably. The girl with him had looked smirky and mean.

She remembered seeing them upstairs, earlier.

The gal had seemed unpleasant even then. Maybe she was one of those people who hated the place.

Dana had spotted a few of those, already. You could tell just by looking that they found the tour disgusting and horrible.

Hard to imagine they’d simply stumbled into the situation. How could they not know they were walking into a houseful of grue-some, nasty stories and exhibits?

Some of the visitors had probably gotten pushed into giving it a try. Maybe a friend or spouse or child had desperately wanted to do the Beast House tour, so they’d gone along, wanting to be good sports.

Lousy idea.

The tour was hard enough on people when they knew what to expect and wanted it—or
thought
they did.

Dana supposed that it turned out, for many, to be worse than they bargained for.

Sure was worse than I expected.

Even though Dana had pretty much known what she was in for, she hadn’t lasted very long upstairs. She’d been fine for a while. But the hallway had become hot and stuffy later in the morning. And crowded. With every minute that passed, more and more people had packed themselves into the narrow spaces.

Some were arguing with each other. Little kids demanded this or that in whiny sharp voices. Mothers snapped at the kids. Fathers issued orders and threats. Babies squealed and bawled.

Along with the noisy mob and the heat came the odors. The air smelled heavy with them. In addition to the musty aroma natural to the old house, the air had grown thick with the pungency of sweet perfumes and aftershave lotions and sour sweat. You could smell food on the breaths of some people. Others reeked of stale cigarette smoke. Now and then, Dana even caught whiffs of farts.

Eventually, she’d found herself suffocating, dizzy and nauseous. Each time she blinked her eyes, everything in sight had flashed with rims of bright, electric blue. Slumping against a wall, she’d snatched the radio off her belt and called for Tuck.

Dana was pulled out of her thoughts by the approach of a couple of teenaged boys. Smiling, she said, “Welcome to Beast House, guys.”

One smiled in a shy way, and the other said, “Thanks.”

“May I see your tickets, please?” The boys handed them over, and she ripped them in half. Giving half a ticket back to each boy, she said, “Be sure to keep your stubs, okay? They’ll get you half-price admission to the Beast House museum over on Front Street.”

“Is it any good?” asked the larger boy. He was tall and gawky, with stringy brown hair that fell past his shoulders. Dark blue sunglasses hid his eyes. He wore a T-shirt that read HOWARD STERN—KING OF ALL MEDIA.

“It’s a must,” Dana told him. “A lot of the actual stuff is over there. Like some of the real clothes the victims were wearing—all shredded and bloody.”

“Oh, cool,” said the Howard fan.

“Way
cool,” said his buddy, a short and chubby fellow wearing a Beavis and Butthead T-shirt.

“You guys are gonna
love
this stuff,” Dana said, then turned away to take down a couple of tape players.

“I love it already,” the Howard fan said.

His friend cackled.

Dana turned around. “Here you go, fellas.” She gave them the players. “Hang these around your necks by the orange straps. It’s a self-guided tour. The tapes are all rewound and ready to go. Just wait till you get to the front porch.”

“Where that stiffs hanging?”

The Beavis and Butthead fan cackled and blurted, “
Stiff!
He said
stiff!
”

Dana laughed and shook her head. “Right. That’s Station Number One, where the
stiff
is
hung
.”

“
Hung
,
hung
,
hung!”

“When you get there,” Dana said, “go ahead and press the Play button. That’s this one right here.” With her forefinger extended, she touched the oblong button on top of the Howard fan’s player. “And this is the Stop button.” She pointed it out on his friend’s player. “After the porch, you go on inside and proceed from station to station. The tape will always tell you what to do.”

“I know what
I
want to do. Heh-heh.”

“Right,” Dana said. “Maybe some other time. Anyway, feel free to take as long as you wish with the tour. When you’re finished, just bring the tape players back to me.”

“Back to you! Back to you!”

“Please excuse my pal,” the Stem fan said. “He’s a retard.”

“Everything’s cool, guys. Just have a good time in there. And don’t let the beast get you.”

Side by side, the boys walked away from Dana, nodding, nudging each other with elbows, glancing back at her and grinning.

“You’re a natural, babe.”

Surprised, Dana turned around and found Tuck smiling at her from the corner of the ticket booth.

“Hey, how’s it going, boss?”

“Better and better. You were
great
with those guys.”

“Horny teenagers are my specialty.”

Tuck laughed. “How are you feeling?”

“A lot better.”

“You look fine now. Looks like all you needed was some fresh air.”

“I’m really sorry I crapped out on you.”

“No problem. About ready to grab yourself some lunch?”

“Guess so.”

“I’ll take over for you here.”

“Okay. Fine. Sure you can do without me?”

“No problem. The big rush is over. Anyway, this place can almost run itself—except for the ticket booth.” She glanced around. Then, leaning close to Dana, she said in a hushed voice, “Clyde’ll be going to lunch as soon as Sharon gets here. You might want to take off now and get a head start.”

Dana laughed softly. “Okay. Where does he usually eat lunch?”

“Up the street. Usually at Sarah’s.” .

“So if I go to the snack stand...?”

“Comes highly recommended.”

“See ya,” Dana said, and hurried off. But she slowed down when she found herself closing in on her two teenaged friends.

They stood at Station One near the dangling feet of Gus Goucher, their heads tipped back.

Just my luck, Dana thought, they’ll want to join me for lunch.

Nah. They’re here for the tour, not to bit on me.

Yeah, sure.

Instead of staying on the walkway, which would lead her straight to the boys, she cut across the lawn. This was a more direct route, anyway.

The grass silenced her footfalls. Earlier, it had been wet with dew. Now, it was dry. It felt thick and soft under her shoes. She took a deep breath, savoring the warm smell. A smell of summer.

The scent reminded her of when she was a kid and school was out and she had the whole endless sweet summer ahead of her. For a moment, she felt that way again. But then it slipped away. Like the ghost of the girl Dana, long gone, sweeping through her and giving her an instant of childhood again, then rushing off, snatching it away and leaving an ache for what had been lost.

She sighed.

That’s life, she thought.

Someone yelled, “Hey, Dana!”

She looked over her shoulder.

Both the boys, still at the feet of Gus Goucher, were now turned toward her, smiling and waving.

She waved back and yelled, “Have fun, guys. See you later.”

One of them said something to the other, who nodded eagerly.

Then they started walking toward her.

“Go on back,” she called and waved them away. “Enjoy the tour.”

“Can we come with you?”

“Sorry. Not where I’m going.”

They stopped and looked at each other.

One called, “Going to the John?”

“We’ll, like, supervise.”

“We’ll guard the door.”

“I don’t think so, guys. Thanks, anyway. Bye-bye, now.”

They waved, then turned around and started back. By the time Dana reached the walkway at the corner of the house, they were again staring up at Gus.

She smiled and rounded the corner. It was flattering that they’d been so interested in her, but she certainly didn’t want to spend her lunch break with a couple of horny, awestruck teenagers.

Dana made her way to the rear of the house. Though the eating area was fairly crowded, she spotted a few vacant tables. There were short lines of waiting customers in front of the snack stand’s two windows.

If I hit the john first
,
I might not get a table...

She needed to pee, but that could wait till after she’d eaten.

She started toward one of the lines.

If I
don’t
go to the john, it’ll make me a liar
.

Besides, she really
bad
to wash her hands before settling down for lunch.

God-only-knows what I’ve been touching.

So she turned away from the line and made a detour to the restroom. It was well-lighted, clean, and the air had a lemony scent. A few people were washing up at the sinks. Two of the four stalls were vacant, so she picked one and stepped in.

When she was done at the toilet, she went to the row of sinks and washed her hands with hot water and soap. She dried them with a paper towel, then kept the towel in her hand so she wouldn’t have to touch the door handle.

Outside, she tossed the paper towel into a nearby trash basket.

As she walked toward the snack stand, she checked out the table situation. There seemed to be more vacant tables than a few minutes ago. And only three people were waiting at the snack shop windows.

Standing back a few feet, she studied the displays listing menu items.

There was the Original Beastburger, the Cheese Beastburger, Bacon Beastburger, Chili Beastburger, and the Double-Decker Monsterburger Deluxe. If you weren’t in the mood for ground beef patties, you could get the Red-Hot Beastie Weenie.

Dana grinned when she read that one.

She spent a couple more minutes enjoying the menu and trying to make up her mind. By the time she was ready to order, nobody was waiting at the window on her left. She stepped over to it.

Ducking down slightly to see inside, she smiled at the guy behind the window and said, “Hi.”

“Oh, hello,” he said. “You’re Dana, right?”

“Yep.”

“I’m Warren.”

“Hi, Warren.”

Whoa!
she thought.
Who’s this? And how come Tuck didn’t mention him?

“How’s your first day on the job?” he asked.

“Well...iffy. I almost upchucked upstairs...”

He smiled and shook his head and Dana couldn’t believe she’d
said
that to him. She blushed fiercely.

“Other than that,” she added, “it’s been great.”

He laughed and said, “Well, don’t worry about it. Everyone feels squeamish their first day. You’ll probably be fine.”

“Thanks. I hope so.”

“So, what can I get you?”

“I guess the hot dog.”

His smile grew. “I’m afraid we don’t serve hot dogs here.”

“Oh. Okay. So then, I guess I’ll have one of those...uh...Red-Hot Beastie Weenies.”

“Excellent choice.”

“You make
everyone
say that?”

“Maybe not everyone.”

“Just the new kids?”

“Just the ladies.”

“That’s cruel.”

He laughed softly. “Maybe a little. Most people seem to have fun with it. Especially me.”

“They’re pretty cute names. Who came up with them?”

“Ohhh...I don’t know. Me, I guess.”

“You guess?”

“Pretty sure. Anyway, so far you’ll be wanting one Red-Hot Beastie Weenie? Anything else?”

“I’ll have some of those chili...” She checked the menu again. “An order of Beastly Chili Fries with cheese. And a medium Creature Cola.”

“Got it.” He hit a few keys on the register.

When the price came up, Dana reached deep into a front pocket of her shorts, pulled out a handful of bills, and gave Warren a ten.

He counted the change into her hand, then said, “I’ll bring it over to you when it’s ready.”

“Where’ll I be?” she asked.

“Don’t worry, I’ll find you. You can’t go far.”

“Okay. Thanks.” Smiling, she turned away from the window and went in search of a table.

She found a small round table that was meant for two, but somebody had taken away one of its chairs.

Nearby, a larger table had a group of five seated around it. A man, a woman, and three kids.

That’s where my extra chair went
.