They didn't count on Jayne being a money-spinner in this regard, which was short-sighted on their part but par for the course. Being a farang woman rendered Jayne invisible to both Thai staff and farang patrons in a place like the Coconut Club. Once it had bothered her but she'd grown used to it, learned to turn it to her advantage.
When the woman from the Children's Centre finally approached to clear her empty bottle, Jayne seized the chance to strike up a conversation.
âBusy night, sister?'
The woman looked up, noticing her for the first time.
âHuh?'
âYou seem to be having a busy night.'
Confusion gave way to astonishment, then delight. â
Put thai dai mai
?'
Jayne nodded.
âHah!' The woman clapped her hands together. âJin, come here,' she said, summoning her companion. âYou won't believe it. This farang speaks Thai!'
Jayne was used to this, too.
â
Jing jing reu,
Mayuree?' Jin said joining them. âReally?'
Mayuree nodded at Jayne. âGo on, show her.'
Jayne's Thai was good, but decorum required her to be modest. â
Put ngoo-ngoo, pla-pla
,' she said, literally âspeak snake-snake fish-fish', meaning just the basics.
Mayuree and Jin whooped with laughter.
âNot true,' Mayuree said. âYou speak just like a Thai person.'
âNot as well as you both speak English,' Jayne countered.
âI heard you talking to the customers.'
â
Put ngoo-ngoo, pla-pla
,' Jin giggled. âMy teacher is a farang volunteer.'
âA volunteer?' Jayne sensed an opening. âI thought I might work as a volunteer in Pattaya, too. Only thing is, I can't work out whether I should teach English or work at this orphanage.'
She took the pamphlet out of her bag and held it out to the Thai women. The photo on the front showed a group of young adults cuddling babies and small children in front of a distinctive set of gold gates.
â
Mai roo
,' Jin shrugged and returned to the bar.
Mayuree looked from the pamphlet to Jayne and back again and frowned.
âTeach English,' she said.
She turned to follow Jin, but hesitated.
âActually, it would be good to have a volunteer who speaks Thai in there, provided sheâ¦'
She sat down at Jayne's table and leaned close.
âI have a son, Kob. He's eleven months old. My friend
Wen has a boy the same age called Moo. Our boys are living in the nursery in that centreâ' she gestured at the pamphlet ââbut only until we're able to look after them ourselves.'
âAs a volunteer, would I get to spend time with your children?'
Mayuree shook her head. âThe farang volunteers work with babies and toddlers who are going to be adopted into Western countries. That's not our boys. Not ever, no matter how hard they try.'
âWhat do you mean, no matter how hard they try?'
Mayuree looked over her shoulder. âSorry, can't talk now. Got to get back to work.' She nodded towards the table of Eastern Europeans. âIt was nice meeting youâ?'
âJayne,' she said with a
wai
. âI hope to see you again.'
âIf you do end up volunteering at the orphanage,' Mayuree said as she backed away, âcheck in on Kob and Moo for us. Remember they're in with the boarders, not the orphans, okay?'
Jayne nodded, left a large tip under a coaster on her table, and set off in search of somewhere to eat and collect her thoughts. Her conversation with Mayuree made her think there might be value in a little undercover work at the New Life Children's Centre.
J
ayne was waiting outside the Santiphap Accounting office, sipping a plastic bag of iced coffee, when Police Major General Wichit's nephew Chai arrived. He'd been expecting her and ushered her into a private office with a computer and printer. She took a seat and set about producing a fictitious resume that listed among her previous positions several childcare jobs in Australia and one in Thailand.
The idea came to her the night before whilst reading the pamphlet from the New Life Children's Centre. âOur Centre welcomes enthusiastic volunteers to assist in acclimatising orphans to the customs and languages of adoptive parents overseas through our intensive one-on-one pre-departure program. Volunteers are also welcome to assist with fund-raising, gardening, cleaning and administrative duties.' No way was Jayne going to volunteer for cleaning or gardeningâ tasks she went out of her way to avoid at the best of timesâ and fundraising and administration weren't really her forte.
That left childcare, and it seemed appropriate for her to follow in Maryanne's footsteps.
As well as falsifying her employment history, Jayne selected the Presbyterian Ladies College in Melbourne as her alma mater and lopped nine years off her age, citing the date of birth on the fake student ID card she'd bought on Khao San Road, which made her a sprightly twenty-five.
She took a compact mirror from her daypack and peered into it. Trying to pass for twenty-five was pushing it. Years of self-neglect were taking their toll. The whites of her eyes looked jaundiced and she had the beginning of crow's feet.
But there was no trace of grey in her black curls, and thanks to a decent night's sleep her freckled skin looked healthy enough. She applied a light coat of mascara, pinched her cheeks and restored the mirror to her bag.
Next step was to write herself a glowing character reference, describing how her âstrong Christian values' were evident in her âattention to the wellbeing of the children in her care' and her âhigh standards of personal conduct'. Then she called Police Major General Wichit.
âCan I use you as a referee? I need a Thai person who'll say I did a good job of looking after his children.'
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, she realised her gaffe.
âIt's a cover story,' she added quickly. âI'm pretending I have experience looking after
small
children.'
â
Mai pen rai
,' Wichit said, the ubiquitous Thai phrase meaning âit doesn't matter', even when it did. âGive them my mobile number to ensure they reach me directly.'
He sounded fine, but Jayne could have kicked herself.
Looking after Wichit's childrenâat least his daughterâwas precisely what she
had
done. She didn't want to insult Wichit by implying that he needed reminding of his debt to her. The Police Major General was a powerful ally and she wanted to stay in his good books. She had been in the bad books of a Thai cop once before and had no desire to relive that.
She added Wichit's name and mobile number to her reference, printed it out and sealed it in an envelope. The condensation from her bag of iced coffee had formed a puddle on the desk. Chai put a stop to her attempt to wipe it up and despatched the
mae ban
to take over. Jayne thanked him for his hospitality and made her way to the New Life Children's Centre brandishing her application.
She'd dressed conservatively for the occasion: sky blue T-shirt, knee-length grey denim skirt and flat sandals. As a finishing touch, she slipped a silver crucifix on a leather thong around her neck. She'd bought it to go undercover as a Christian missionary in a dangerous red-light district of Chiang Mai, and it had sat tarnishing in her toiletries bag until she'd plucked it out and polished it that morning.
Although Jayne wasn't religious, she hoped that if God did exist, He wasn't offended by her habit of impersonating His followers.
It was ten thirty when she entered the gold-gated compound and headed for the administration building. At the reception desk, a young Thai woman with long, frosted pink fingernails tapped at a computer keyboard. In keeping with her cover story, Jayne didn't let on that she spoke Thai.
She said she wanted to volunteer at the centre and was told to take a seat.
The walls of the reception area were decorated with posters of puppies and kittens sitting in baskets, entangled in brightly coloured balls of wool, propped up in toy cars, or tucked into prams wearing ribbons around their necks. The popularity of these images knew no bounds amongst the Thais, though urban myth had it the animals were actually dead, stuffed and posed for the photos.
âHello, I'm Frank Harding.'
Jayne turned and stood up. She recognised the foreigner from the previous day. He had the colouring of a calico cat, patches of grey, black and ginger on white, but his bushy eyebrows and large nose made him look like a bird of prey.
He wore his conspicuous crucifix over a white short-sleeved shirt, grey slacks and loafers.
âI'm Jayne.'
She extended her hand. Frank pressed it between both of his and caressed rather than shook it. She noticed his eyes lock on the cross around her neck.
âGreat meeting you. Miss Lahâ' he nodded at the receptionist ââsays you're interested in volunteer work.'
âThat's right,' she began. âI've brought my CVâ'
âOh, let's get to know each other first,' Frank said. âWhy don't I show you around?'
âThat'd be great.'
â
Phom mee tula, ja chai wela praman samsip nahtee krup
,' he said to Miss Lah, literally, âI have business that will take about thirty minutes.' His Thai was businesslike, grammatically correct.
âWow, you speak Thai!'
âIt's a God-given talent,' he said. âYou?'
âI wish. I'm one of those people with
no
talent for languages,' she lied.
âI'm sure you have other skills. Everyone has something they're good at.'
That'd be drinking, smoking and inappropriate relationships
, Jayne thought, as she followed him into the building.
âThe New Life Children's Centre is an orphanage that processes adoption applications on behalf of the Thai government,' Frank began. âDo you know how the adoption system works in Thailand?'
She shook her head.
âAll applications have to go through the social welfare department, but some organisations, like ours, are authorised to process applications on the government's behalf.'
He opened a door, stepped aside to let her through. The room was subdivided by low partitions like a call centre.
Each cubicle contained a desk, phone, filing cabinets and a staff member preoccupied with paperwork. Mostly Thais, from what Jayne could gather.
âThis sectionâ' Frank gestured to one half of the room ââprocesses adoption requests from overseas, matches prospective parents with a baby or child in our care and submits the information to the authorities for approval.
While the basic criteria for prospective adoptive parents is stipulated under Thai law, our centre prioritises applications from Christian couples in the United States, Europe and Australia.'
âChristian couples,' Jayne repeated, keeping her voice neutral. âAnd the Thais don't object, this being a Buddhist country?'
âNow that's an easy mistake to make,' Frank said in a tone that suggested he might pat her on the head. âTrue, Buddhism is the dominant religion. But Thailand is a
secular
country, and the children in our care are being adopted into countries where Christianity is the dominant religion. My Thai colleagues agree it's in the child's best interests to be brought up as a member of the dominant religion to ensure they are better integrated and less marginalised.'
âHmm,' she murmured, thinking that while Maryanne Delbeck might not have been a religious fanatic, she sure worked for one. Jayne would need to watch her step.
âOn the other side of the room is investigations. Here we do family traces and background checks when a child is found abandoned or comes to us with missing paperwork.
Birth certificate, proof of relinquishment, maternal death certificateâthese documents are necessary for the child to be legally available for adoption.'
âAnd if you can't trace the documents?'
âThe process is outlined in the law. If all possible lines of inquiry have been exhausted and a thorough investigation has failed to produce results, the child can be recognised as abandoned and made eligible for adoption.'
âA lengthy process.'
âIt is,' Frank said, âbut we can't be too careful. The system has been open to abuses in the past and we need to be able to reassure both the adoptive parents and the Thai government that the child is legally available before we admit them into the adoption process.'
Frank led her back outside.
âThe role of our foreign volunteers is to work one-on-one with a child whose file has been allocated to adoptive parents overseas to prepare them for their new life. They need to get used to foreigners, learn their language. Some are old enough to learn songs and even start to read and write.'
The chatter of children's voices grew louder as they approached the orphanage building.
âSee for yourself.'
The door opened on to a large foyer converted into a communal play space, the floor crawling with babies and children. Foreign volunteersâmostly womenâsat amongst them. Frank gestured for Jayne to enter.
She caught snatches of conversation as they walked around the room.
British accent, middle-aged woman, helping a small boy with a puzzle: âYou can do itâclever boy! Now let's tryâ¦' Australian accent, student type, talking to a pot-bellied girl wielding a coloured pencil and a piece of paper: âWhat are you going to draw next?'
German, pushing sixty, admiring her charge as she dressed him in clothes so new they still had the tags on them: â
Zeig mal Liebchen. Oh, siehst Du aber fein aus
â¦'
Young manâKorean or Japaneseâcaptivating a group of toddlers with his animated reading: âThe Good Samaritan took pity on the poor manâ¦'
She glanced at the titles on the bookshelf behind him.