Authors: Elizabeth Peters
‘I know, Mother. I was joking.’
‘I would be the last to deny that a touch of humour is seldom amiss,’ I said. ‘However . . . Lieutenant Chetwode told us what transpired up till the time he ran away. So you
need not repeat that part.’
‘Did he happen to mention that we would have made it out without running or any other inconvenience if he hadn’t tried to shoot Ismail Pasha?’
Nefret gasped and Emerson swore, and I said evenly, ‘I take it he did not succeed?’
‘No. He hadn’t a chance of killing him. The governor’s considerable bulk was in the way and there was a good deal of commotion. It was my fault, really,’ Ramses went on
wearily. ‘I suspected he was armed and took one pistol away from him before we left. I should have had the sense to realize Cartright would anticipate that and provide him with a second
weapon. I didn’t search him. I ought to have done.’
‘Stop berating yourself and tell us what happened,’ I said. ‘From the beginning, please, and in proper order.’
His narrative agreed for the most part with the one Chetwode had given us, up to the point where Chetwode had fired at the suspect. He had then fled – obeying Ramses’s order, as he
had claimed.
‘I did tell him to run,’ Ramses admitted. ‘The damage was done, and in the confusion no one could tell which of us had fired. The governor’s guards went after me and
matters went as one might have expected. I got on reasonably well until someone threw a stone. They were about to escort me to the governor when who should appear but . . . This is the part
you’ll find hard to believe.’
In his youth Ramses had been appallingly verbose and given to an excessive use of adverbs, adjectives, and other descriptive flourishes. I had found this extremely exasperating, but the sparse,
uninformative narrative style that was now his habit sometimes vexed me even more. Admittedly, the events themselves were enough to hold us spellbound; no one uttered a word until he had
finished.
‘So,’ I said. ‘He attempted at first to win you over with kind treatment and flattering words. When you refused to tell him what he wanted to know, he chained you to the wall
of a cell and left you. You managed to free yourself, found the guard had left his post, and escaped. As simple as that.’
‘You have often told me,’ said Ramses, ‘to stick to the facts, avoiding rhetorical flourishes and – ’
‘Curse it,’ I exclaimed.
‘Er, hmph,’ said Emerson loudly, while Nefret laughed and Ramses gave me one of his most charming smiles. ‘What about another nice cup of tea, Peabody? And you, my boy. Perhaps
just a few words of additional explanation – ’
‘There was a woman involved,’ I said. ‘Wasn’t there? Who?’
Ramses’s smile died a quick death. ‘You’d have been burned at the stake in the seventeenth century.’
‘Quite possibly,’ I agreed, taking the cup Emerson handed me. ‘Again, Ramses, from the beginning.’
So we were treated to a description of Sahin Pasha’s beautiful, desirable daughter, and the pasha’s remarkable offer. Once he had been forced to speak, Ramses made an entertaining
story of it, and even Emerson grinned reluctantly when Ramses quoted the Turk’s comments about multiple wives.
‘Excellent advice, my boy. It’s cursed strange, though. He couldn’t have been serious.’
‘You think not?’ Nefret asked. It was the first time she had spoken since Ramses began his story. He gave her a quick look and shook his head.
‘He couldn’t have supposed I would agree – or keep my word if I did.’
‘Oh, you’d have kept your word,’ Nefret murmured.
‘I didn’t give it. It does seem to me,’ Ramses said emphatically, ‘that I am entitled to some credit for preferring torture and death to infidelity. She was a damned
attractive girl, too.’
‘Now, now, don’t quarrel,’ I said. ‘It was the girl who helped you escape?’
Ramses nodded. ‘There was no way I could get those chains off by myself. She’s an efficient little creature,’ he added thoughtfully. ‘She’d brought me a caftan and
headcloth, and even a knife. She also offered to steal a horse for me, but I pointed out – somewhat rudely, now that I think about it – that it would only have made me more
conspicuous.’
Nefret looked as if she wanted to say something – I knew what it was – but she restrained herself. It was Emerson who voiced the same thought that had, of course, occurred to me.
‘He let you go. The girl was acting under his orders or with his cooperation.’
‘That idea had, of course, occurred to me,’ I said. ‘But it doesn’t make sense. He might have intervened to take you from the governor’s men, but why would he
connive in your escape so soon thereafter?’
‘Damned if I know,’ Ramses said. ‘No doubt you are prepared to speculate, Mother. It is a useful process that clears away the underbrush in the thickets of
deduction.’
I did not at all mind his teasing me. It was such a relief to have him back with us, alive and relatively undamaged. ‘Certainly,’ I said. ‘Let us begin with the assumption that
he intended to save your life. If he had not taken you from the governor’s guards you would have been treated far less courteously.’
‘I would be extremely surprised to discover that Sahin Bey – Pasha, I should say – acted out of kindness,’ Ramses said. ‘He had an ulterior motive, and I doubt it
was finding a husband for his daughter.’
‘Why, then?’ Emerson grunted. ‘If he wants to turn his coat and come over to us – unlikely on the face of it – he wouldn’t need a good word from you. The War
Office would sell their souls and those of all their mothers and grandmothers to get the head of the Turkish secret service on our side.’
Ramses scratched absently at the scraped flesh on his jaw. ‘I agree, Father.’
‘All the same, HQ must be notified.’
‘I’ve already done so. Why do you suppose I’m wearing this bloody damned uniform? I was in the water long enough to wash the dye off my skin, but I hadn’t any clothes
except the bare necessities, and I’d never have got to General Chetwode looking the way I did.’ Ramses added, ‘I expect the officer I waylaid holds a bit of a grudge; I had to
borrow his uniform without his consent. He oughtn’t wander so far from camp.’
Emerson knew his son too well to misinterpret his lighthearted manner. ‘What did General Chetwode say?’
Ramses shrugged. ‘What could he say but “Bad luck, old boy, glad you made it back after all”? Our Chetwode had already left for Cairo to make his report.’
‘He was in something of a hurry to get out of town, wasn’t he?’ Emerson mused. ‘How much did you tell the general?’
‘I am not telling anyone any more than I have to,’ Ramses said tightly. ‘Nobody is telling
me
anything. I’ll be damned if I can understand who is actually running
this stunt. Apparently General Chetwode didn’t know what his nephew intended to do, he was only told we were going to investigate and reconnoitre. I didn’t mention the girl, or
Sahin’s proposition. The general is under the impression that I cleverly escaped all by my little self. I’m sorry, I ought to have come here straightaway, but – ’
‘Bah,’ said Emerson gruffly. ‘You did what you had to do. I still say the girl couldn’t have managed it on her own. The young, spoiled daughter of an aristocrat, raised
in the harem – ’
‘She’d been exposed to Western ideas and Western schooling,’ Ramses interrupted. ‘Your basic point is well taken, however. Someone helped her, but it need not have been
her father.’
‘Ah,’ said Emerson.
‘I’m sorry, Father. I ought to have made a greater effort to find him.’
‘Don’t be absurd,’ I said forcibly. ‘You could not have eluded recapture for long, and if you had not turned up, your father would have gone into Gaza looking for
you.’
‘Perhaps I ought to have let him go in my place.’ Ramses leaned back against the cushions and closed his eyes. The dark stains of exhaustion under his eyes were very visible.
‘I made a thorough muckup of the whole business. I’m sorry . . .’
Nefret was sitting cross-legged on the divan next to him. She stood up, the bracelets on her ankles and wrists jingling musically. ‘Stop saying you’re sorry!’
‘Quite right,’ Emerson exclaimed. ‘I am the one who should apologize, my boy, for badgering you. Go and get some rest.’
Ramses sat up, propping his heavy head with his hands. ‘It might have been him. There wasn’t time to get a good look. I couldn’t determine whether the soldiers were guarding a
prisoner or protecting a holy man. But the mere fact that I am here, and not in Sahin’s cell, is a strong indication that Sethos is in Gaza. Unless that is what we are meant to believe . . .
Sorry. I seem to be adding to the deadwood instead of clearing it away.’
‘You didn’t have time to question the girl, I suppose,’ I said. ‘And don’t say you’re sorry again!’
Ramses summoned up a feeble grin. ‘Yes, Mother. I did ask who had helped her. She claimed no one had, that it was all her doing.’
‘She lied,’ I said. ‘Quite understandable; she wanted the credit and your – er – gratitude.’
Ramses shook his head. ‘I don’t think so. Her fear was genuine. You know how Sethos operates. If it was he who arranged my escape, he’d have found a way of supplying her with
everything she needed while leaving her with the impression that the whole thing had been her idea.’
‘But how did he manage it?’ I demanded. ‘He had less than twelve hours to come up with a plan and carry it out. He must have known the identity of Sahin’s prisoner, for
surely he would not have taken such a risk for a stranger. How did he find out it was you?’
‘That question hadn’t occurred to me.’ Ramses sat up straighter. ‘And it may be significant. Could that have been why Sahin didn’t pop me into his little cell
straightaway? Damn it, yes! He put me on display – beardless and bareheaded, easily recognizable – and when they did take me downstairs they paraded me through most of the house first.
If Sethos was staying in the same house . . .’ His brief animation faded. ‘It still doesn’t answer the most important questions.’
‘Yes, yes,’ Emerson said gruffly. ‘We’ll talk about it later. Take him away, Nefret.’
Ramses got slowly to his feet. ‘Take me where?’
‘To my little private cubicle,’ Nefret said, drawing his arm over her shoulders.
‘Are there any peepholes in the walls?’
‘Probably. Does it matter?’
‘That depends.’ He smiled down into her upturned face and brushed her cheek with his fingertips.
‘I don’t suppose it does matter,’ I admitted. ‘By this time everyone in town will know we have dealings with British officers, and that we may not be what we seem. I do
strongly urge, however, that you rest instead of – er – ’
‘Of course, Mother.’ Nefret turned her head and gave me a bewitching smile.
‘That was an extremely impertinent and unsolicited bit of advice,’ Emerson said, after they had left the room. ‘She’ll look after him. And – er – cheer him
up. The boy is too hard on himself.’
‘He always has been,’ I said, taking no notice of the criticism. ‘It wasn’t his fault, it was the fault of the confounded War Office. Shall I begin packing?’
‘No, my dear. What’s your hurry?’
‘I would have supposed,’ I said, with a certain amount of sarcasm, ‘that you would want to go in pursuit of the conscienceless villain who sent your son to risk torture and
death.’
‘All in due course, Peabody. We went to considerable trouble to get this close to Gaza, and I’m damned if I am going to leave before I’ve learned what we came here to
learn.’
‘And how do you propose to do that?’
‘We could wait for him to come to us. That is your favourite method of investigation, I believe.’
‘You mean Sethos, I suppose.’
‘Sethos or anyone else who decides we are a threat to his plans.’ He settled himself on the divan and beckoned to me. ‘Come and sit by me, my love. We’ve had little
enough privacy these past few days.’
I acceded at once, but as his strong arm wrapped round me and drew me close to his side, I felt obliged to remind him of the peepholes. Emerson only chuckled. ‘It is time I paid a few
attentions to my elder wife. Give me a kiss.’
‘In English?’ I exclaimed.
‘Kisses are a universal language,’ said Emerson.
I was so touched by this poetic sentiment, I suffered the prickles of the beard without objection. When I had got my breath back, I said suspiciously, ‘You are in a very cheerful mood, I
must say. What are you concealing from me?’
‘I have no intention of concealing anything from you, my dear. I didn’t want to keep Ramses from his bed – er – his rest any longer; but he made an interesting point. If
Sethos was staying in the same house . . . He must have been, mustn’t he? Not only did he know Ramses’s identity, but he had access to the girl. Now listen closely, Peabody . .
.’
‘Yes, my dear.’ I rubbed my stinging cheek.
‘He wouldn’t have approached her as Ismail Pasha. It would have been an unnecessary risk. He disguised himself as someone else . . . and I know who.’
‘Well, so do I.’
‘Confound it,’ Emerson shouted, removing his arm and fixing me with an evil glare. ‘You’re doing it again! You always claim you – ’
‘But, my dear, it is obvious.’
‘Oh? Then you tell me. Or shall we play our old game, each of us writing the answer and sealing it in an envelope?’
We had played this little game often, and I will admit, in the pages of my private journal, that I had manoeuvered Emerson into committing himself first on certain occasions when I was not
entirely certain of my conclusions. On this occasion I did not hesitate.
‘Why, my dear, I think we are past that childish sort of competition. I will be happy to tell you. He disguised himself as Sahin Pasha.’
Emerson let out a whoop of laughter. He sobered almost at once, however, and began stroking his beard. ‘Really, Peabody, that is deuced ingenious. But . . . No, it is impossible. What led
you to that remarkable deduction?’
‘Your turn next,’ I said playfully. ‘Whom did you suspect?’
‘I need my pipe,’ Emerson muttered. ‘What did you do with it?’
I hadn’t done anything with it. Muttering to himself, Emerson rummaged through his voluminous garments until he located the thing and his tobacco pouch. I helped him to light the pipe,
keeping a wary eye out for sparks in his beard.