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Authors: L. Sprague de Camp,Lyon Sprague de Camp,Christopher Stasheff

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III

They entered the mouth of a limestone cavern. More phosphorescent fairies appeared, casting a dim but pleasant glow on the walls of the rock chamber.

"I'll bet this saves on your electric bill," said Shea as they set out again by fairy light. Bitter-Root led them on, escorted by her amber friends. Fairies of several shades of green floated around Belphebe, while Sheas path was lit by a solitary red globe.

"We spirits are not by choice dwellers of the earth," said Bitter-Root. She had turned to face Harold and Belphebe and was flying effortlessly backward into the cave. " 'Tis said Setebos himself livd here in times bygone. Yet now we come and are safe from the witch's fury."

The spirit flew up to a ledge above them and tossed down a rope ladder. "I fear you must climb, where I would fly." Shea wondered who needed a rope ladder when all the inhabitants seemed capable of flight. Climbing up the ladder behind his wife, Harold noticed sadly what the short time spent in this world had done to Belphebe's expensive dress. She had tied what little remained of it around her hips.

They walked along the ledge and then turned into a smaller tunnel. This new passage sloped down and was joined by two side tunnels, which branched in from above. Bitter-Root continued on, and soon they found themselves in an enormous room illuminated by hundreds of glowing fairies. The roof was covered by stalactites which merged with stalagmites around the edges to form thick multicolored columns that shimmered in the fairy glow.

As Shea looked about him, he suddenly noticed Polacek on the far side of the room, seated at thick wooden table across from a swarthy, dark-haired man. They were playing a game of chess.

Vaclav spotted the new arrivals, "Hi ya Harold, Belphebe! Welcome to Fairyland." The dark man twisted his thick black beard between his fingers, studying the chessboard intently. "This is Snag, a sailor, late of Naples," Polacek continued. "You'll have to forgive him for not sayin' hello. We're playing timed moves, and there's a hot bet going."

Sitting cross-legged on the table, watching the game, was a male spirit. He motioned to Shea and Belphebe. "Come, be seated and partake of our wine!" Bitter-Root had already drifted over to the table and was filling two goblets. "My name is Moonwort." The male spirit flew up from the table effortlessly and landed in front of Belphebe with a deep bow. "I am blest in your acquaintance." He turned to Shea. "Master Pollychek hath told how you have come from so far to our aid."

Harold shot the Czech a meaningful glare on hearing this news, but Vaclav quickly averted his eyes. As the newcomers sat down, Snag made an unintelligible sound, moved a piece, and turned a small hourglass on the table. "Your go, Polish." The sailor then turned, grabbed Shea's hand, and shook it heartily. "All hail, great master. Your reputation doth precede you. Now shall we make short work of that miserable Sycorax!" The sailor had paws the size of baseball mitts.

Bitter-Root passed out the wine and spoke. "Here, before thee, is the only man we have saved from the witch. As his ship split upon the rocks, Moonwort and I carried him off unseen. His companions are all now stones by the beach."

The wine was light and sweet. Polacek was frowning at the game. Shea smiled to himself. The Czech was several pieces down and Snag had accumulated a pile of American coins.

"Marry, Bitter-Root, is this all your number?" Belphebe asked with concern.

The she-spirit nodded sadly. "Aye, good Quamoclit stands watch on the hill. With her, we are but three, and the sailor." A blue fairy danced in front of them. "Yea, and the fairies . . . and now, ye. Pray, what shall we do?" the spirit looked into Shea's eyes expectantly.

The wine danced on Shea's empty stomach and made him light-headed. "How about breakfast, for starters," he replied. "Then we can make our plans." Snag looked up from the game and nodded in agreement.

The two spirits vanished immediately. Moments later they reappeared, each holding a large silver tray laden with food, which they set before their guests. Harold and Belphebe helped themselves to bread and cheese and joints of beef, while the chess game continued. Two more moves, however, and Vaclav was forced to surrender after losing his queen and another fifty cents. Snag stuffed his winnings into a leather pouch and proceeded to devour an entire roast bird.

Shea leaned back and spoke, "As I see it, we need to figure out a way to get that book back from Sycorax. We can practice our magic without it," he shot Vaclav a dirty glance, "but I don't want her to have access to the accumulated magical knowledge of six other worlds."

Polacek grimaced. "It may be too late already, Harold; if we can read those symbols, so can she."

The meal continued in a somewhat more somber mood. Looking about, Shea noticed the spirits were not eating. He could not help but wonder if conjured meals had any actual substance to them. Still his hunger had been assuaged, and Snag had finished his meal with several deep, satisfied belches.

After questioning Bitter-Root and Moonwort to some length, Shea learned that Sycorax summoned a storm about every fortnight to blow sailors and their ships to doom. The effort, however, drained the witch so completely that she spent the next day sleeping in her cave to regain her power. That, it seemed, would be the best time to slip in and regain the precious magic book. It was soon ascertained that they had two days before Sycorax could brew up her next batch of meteorological mischief.

That afternoon found the four human beings out in the woods preparing aircraft. Flying broomsticks were a specialty of Shea's. For once, he had time to build them slowly and carefully. High-speed two-seaters were what he had in mind.

Snag and Polacek tramped into the forest and returned with two straight young oak saplings. With some diligent pruning, these were turned into very large broomsticks. Bundles of straw gathered by Quamoclit were tied to the ends. Belphebe and Bitter-Root contributed eagle feathers, which were securely fastened fore and aft. Finally, short crosspieces were attached to the broomsticks, using strong pliant vines.

"Votsy, you and Snag, watch," Shea directed. "Belphebe and I will take one up and show you how it's done." Polacek was noticeably unhappy, but his humbling experience as a purple cow was still fresh in his memory. For the moment he was content to let Harold run the show.

The three spirits hovered overhead as Shea straddled his broom, made mystic passes, and began to recite:

"Bird of the Aerie, ruler of sky;

Lend us your wings, so we too may fly."

The broom jerked in his hands and began to vibrate. Shea looked behind him. Belphebe was astride her end, holding on for dear life.

He looked across to Polacek. "That's just what you say to get the engine warmed up, Votsy," stated Harold. "This next part gets you airborne. Once you're up, use your body to steer." Shea made more passes and chanted:

"By oak, ash, and maple,

The high air through,

Show me you're able

To fly swift and true!"

The broom responded quickly and angled skyward with a rush. Belphebe yelped. Shea leaned to the left and the strange craft circled tightly around the hovering spirits. He pulled back, shifting his weight forward and the broom went into a tight loop.

"Harold!" cried an anguished Belphebe as he leveled oil at treetop height. Shea was pleased. This broom was faster and handled better than any he had made before. The double set of eagle feathers probably accounted for the greater speed and maneuverability.

Shea looked down and saw Votsy and Snag in an animated conversation. He eased the broom into a downward spiral, but before he and Belphebe reached the ground, Vaclav straddled his broom and began making magic passes. Snag was gesturing too, but the universal language of his gestures told Shea that Snag was not yet ready to become an aeronaut.

Just as Shea was nosing up to make a soft landing, Vaclav shot into the air at an acute angle.

"We have another wager," yelled Snag, "that he shall not live to touch the earth again!" A desperate scream from above added weight to Snag's conviction. Polacek was hanging by his fingers beneath the broom as it plowed erratically up and down through the treetops.

Belphebe hopped off and Shea took to the air in pursuit of Polacek. Vaclav had somehow managed to regain his seat but was still not in control of his wooden air-steed as Shea approached. Polacek circled left and Shea noted with alarm that they were headed straight at each other on a collision course.

At the last moment, Shea executed a perfect Immelmann and came down on top of the Czech. He then reached down and snatched the feathers from the tail of Polacek's broom and Vaclav nosed up into a stall. While Shea circled effortlessly back to the ground, the Czech came spinning down, landing with an explosion of snapping branches in a clump of juniper bushes.

It took most of the evening to persuade Snag to ride with Polacek. But on his third flight, Votsy performed some complex aerobatics without incident. Even Shea was convinced that the Czech had finally learned to fly the broom.

That night, after another fine spirit-summoned supper, Shea learned that the spirits would not accompany them on their journey to the witch's side of the island. They dared not venture near Sycorax, for fear of being put under a spell, as had happened to Ariel.

They wakened before dawn and assembled at the mouth of the cave. There was ample evidence of the witch's antics. The trees were lashed by wild winds, and rain fell in heavy torrents.

"Can we fly in this weather?" Belphebe asked with concern.

Harold looked up at the darkening sky. "Well soon find out!"

Bitter-Root fluttered up and handed Shea a lock of her hair tied with a golden thread. "Take thou this," said the spirit, "and if thou seest Ariel, show't. Perchance he will return to us."

Shea stuffed the lock into his breast pocket. Vaclav and Snag had walked their broom out into the rain, which had eased up considerably. They straddled their sapling craft and waved at Shea.

"I'm ready," Belphebe said from behind. Moments later, the two brooms and their passengers spiraled skyward. with the spirits and several colorful fairies flying In company. They rose above the hills till Shea could see great waves covered with whitecaps in the sea around the island.

The rain and wind made the flight uncomfortable, but the brooms handled well. As they flew west, the green forests gave way to an endless vista of lifeless trees. The division between the lands of Sycorax and that of the spirits was very clear indeed.

Shea looked to either side and noticed that the spirits were gone. Vaclav and Snag zoomed across in front of him. The Czech said something and gestured earthward. Shea could not understand a word, but followed Vaclav us lie spiraled down. It was raining harder now. The two brooms cruised above the dead treetops and then circled to a landing atop the crown of a high hill.

The wind howled, and large drops of rain drenched them as the four sought cover behind a rock outcrop.

"I saw the witch!" yelled Polacek, as he crouched next to Snag. Shea could just barely hear him through the noise of the storm. "She's over there on the next hill!" Vaelav said, pointing at the rock behind which they were hiding.

As one, they stood up and leaned over the rock hoping to catch a glimpse of the enemy. The rain had suddenly let up, but ominous black clouds were scudding overhead, and patches of fog and mist obscured their view. Just then a frightful bolt of lightning struck the top of the other hill and Shea was able to make out the figure of Sycorax, standing atop the summit. Her robe and cloak were flapping in the wind and she held a long staff in one of her outstretched hands.

Snag cursed and pointed out at the boiling sea. There was a ship, its sails torn to rags, tossing about in the forty-foot waves. It was being blown inexorably toward the waiting rocks.

They waited and watched the ship meet its doom. After its keel smashed against a rock, it rolled on its side and washed up onto the beach. Sycorax vaporized the bedraggled sailors as they struggled ashore with a machine-gun-like series of pyrotechnic blasts from the end of her staff.

"Rocks, all rocks," Snag moaned.

"Well, there's nothing we can do if she's this powerful, we just have to wait till she hits the sack!" Shea answered, grimly.

When it was over, Belphebe, her curls matted against her face from the rain, put her arm around Shea, and they all sat down to wait. The storm continued in unabated fury. During the course of the day, two more hapless ships met their doom. As soon as Sycorax disposed of the crew, antlike swarms of goblins would scurry out to the remains of the ship and carry back armloads of cargo, food, and miscellaneous loot. The long lines of goblins disappeared into the roots of the hill upon which Sycorax stood. Shea hoped he could find an entrance that was not quite so well attended.

The rain let up at last, and it was drizzling when they opened the lunch that Bitter-Root had prepared for them. Belphebe stood watch over the hill, while Snag and Polacek made pigs of themselves. Shea rose to give Belphebe an apple; she pointed anxiously.

"Shhh!" she whispered. "Two goblins approach."

Coming through the thorn bushes were two ugly, dark green creatures with heavy clubs resting on their shoulders. They were hotly engaged in discussion, and one seemed ready to use his club on his companion.

Snag appeared at Shea's side. "Let's take them!" he said, a fiery rage burning in his eyes.

Shea nodded in agreement. "It wouldn't hurt to gather a little information. Belphebe," he said softly, "you cover us. We'll wait till they get to that dead tree. Snag, you go around to the right, and stay low. I'll come at them from behind Votsy!" The Czech was still eating. "Get up here. You're the bait."

"What?" complained Polacek, as he finished the last bottle of wine with a high-pitched hiccup. Snag reached over and grabbed the Czech by his collar, lifted him bodily, and stood him up behind the rock.

Shea continued, pointing out the approaching goblins. "When those birds reach that tree, I want you to rush at them. And make a lot of noise."

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