Authors: L. M. Montgomery
Cousin Georgiana came down the lane leading up to her little house. She lived half a mile out of Deerwood and she wanted to go in to Amelia's and find out if Doss had come home yet. Cousin Georgiana was anxious to see Doss. She had something very important to tell her. Something, she was sure, Doss would be delighted to hear. Poor Doss! She
had
had rather a dull life of it. Cousin Georgiana owned to herself that
she
would not like to live under Amelia's thumb. But that would be all changed now. Cousin Georgiana felt tremendously important. For the time being, she quite forgot to wonder which of them would go next.
And here was Doss herself, coming along the road from Roaring Abel's in such a queer green dress and hat. Talk about luck. Cousin Georgiana would have a chance to impart her wonderful secret right away, with nobody else about to interrupt. It was, you might say, Providence.
Valancy, who had been living for four days on her enchanted island, had decided that she might as well go in to Deerwood and tell her relatives that she was married. Otherwise, finding that she had disappeared from Roaring Abel's, they might get out a search warrant for her. Barney had offered to drive her in, but she had preferred to go alone. She smiled very radiantly at Cousin Georgiana, who, she remembered, as of someone known a long time ago, had really been not a bad little creature. Valancy was so happy that she could have smiled at anybodyâeven Uncle James. She was not averse to Cousin Georgiana's company. Already, since the houses along the road were becoming numerous, she was conscious that curious eyes were looking at her from every window.
“I suppose you're going home, dear Doss?” said Cousin Georgiana as she shook handsâfurtively eyeing Valancy's dress and wondering if she had
any
petticoat on at all.
“Sooner or later,” said Valancy cryptically.
“Then I'll go along with you. I've been wanting to see you
very
especially, Doss dear. I've something quite
wonderful
to tell you.”
“Yes?” said Valancy absently. What on earth was Cousin Georgiana looking so mysterious and important about? But did it matter? No. Nothing mattered but Barney and the Blue Castle up back in Mistawis.
“Who do you suppose called to see me the other day?” asked Cousin Georgiana archly.
Valancy couldn't guess.
“Edward Beck.” Cousin Georgiana lowered her voice almost to a whisper. “
Edward
Beck.
”
Why the italics? And
was
Cousin Georgiana blushing?
“Who on earth is Edward Beck?” asked Valancy indifferently.
Cousin Georgiana stared.
“Surely you remember Edward Beck,” she said reproachfully. “He lives in that lovely house on the Port Lawrence road and he comes to our churchâregularly. You
must
remember him.”
“Oh, I think I do now,” said Valancy, with an effort of memory. “He's that old man with a wen on his forehead and dozens of children, who always sits in the pew by the door, isn't he?”
“Not dozens of children, dearâoh, no, not dozens. Not even
one
dozen. Only nine. At least only nine that count. The rest are dead. He
isn't
oldâhe's only about forty-eightâthe prime of life, Dossâand what does it matter about a wen?”
“Nothing, of course,” agreed Valancy quite sincerely. It certainly did not matter to her whether Edward Beck had a wen or a dozen wens or no wen at all. But Valancy was getting vaguely suspicious. There was certainly an air of suppressed triumph about Cousin Georgiana. Could it be possible that Cousin Georgiana was thinking of marrying again? Marrying Edward Beck? Absurd. Cousin Georgiana was sixty-five if she were a day and her little anxious face was as closely covered with fine wrinkles as if she had been a hundred. But stillâ“My dear,” said Cousin Georgiana, “Edward Beck wants to marry
you.
”
Valancy stared at Cousin Georgiana for a moment. Then she wanted to go off into a peal of laughter. But she only said:
“Me?”
“Yes, you. He fell in love with you at the funeral. And he came to consult me about it. I was such a friend of his first wife, you know. He is very much in earnest, Dossie. And it's a wonderful chance for you. He's very well offâand you knowâyouâyouâ”
“Am not so young as I once was,” agreed Valancy. “âTo her that hath shall be given.' Do you really think I would make a good stepmother, Cousin Georgiana?”
“I'm sure you would. You were always so fond of children.”
“But nine is such a family to start with,” objected Valancy gravely.
“The two oldest are grown up and the third almost. That leaves only six that really count. And most of them are boys. So much easier to bring up than girls. There's an excellent bookâ
Health Care of the Growing Child
âGladys has a copy, I think. It would be such a help to you. And there are books about morals. You'd manage nicely. Of course I told Mr. Beck that I thought you wouldâwouldâ”
“Jump at him,” supplied Valancy.
“Oh, no, no, dear. I wouldn't use such an indelicate expression. I told him I thought you would consider his proposal favorably. And you will, won't you, dearie?”
“There's only one obstacle,” said Valancy dreamily. “You see, I'm married already.”
“Married!” Cousin Georgiana stopped stock-still and stared at Valancy. “Married!”
“Yes. I was married to Barney Snaith last Tuesday evening at Port Lawrence.”
There was a convenient gate-post hard by. Cousin Georgiana took firm hold of it.
“Doss, dearâI'm an old womanâare you trying to make fun of me?”
“Not at all. I'm only telling you the truth. For heaven's sake, Cousin Georgiana,”âValancy was alarmed by certain symptomsâ“don't go crying here on the public road!”
Cousin Georgiana choked back the tears and gave a moan of despair instead.
“Oh, Doss,
what
have you done? What
have
you done?”
“I've just been telling you. I've got married,” said Valancy, calmly and patiently.
“To thatâthatâawâthatâ
Barney
Snaith.
Why, they say he's had a dozen wives already.”
“I'm the only one round at present,” said Valancy.
“What will your poor mother say?” moaned Cousin Georgiana.
“Come along with me and hear, if you want to know,” said Valancy. “I'm on my way to tell her now.”
Cousin Georgiana let go the gate-post cautiously and found that she could stand alone. She meekly trotted on beside Valancyâwho suddenly seemed quite a different person in her eyes. Cousin Georgiana had a tremendous respect for a married woman. But it was terrible to think of what the poor girl had done. So rash. So reckless. Of course Valancy must be stark mad. But she seemed so happy in her madness that Cousin Georgiana had a momentary conviction that it would be a pity if the clan tried to scold her back to sanity. She had never seen that look in Valancy's eyes before. But what
would
Amelia say? And Ben?
“To marry a man you know nothing about,” thought Cousin Georgiana aloud.
“I know more about him than I know of Edward Beck,” said Valancy.
“Edward Beck
goes
to
church
,” said Cousin Georgiana. “Does Barâdoes your husband?”
“He has promised that he will go with me on fine Sundays,” said Valancy.
When they turned in at the Stirling gate Valancy gave an exclamation of surprise.
“Look at my rosebush! Why, it's blooming!”
It was. Covered with blossoms. Great, crimson, velvety blossoms. Fragrant. Glowing. Wonderful.
“My cutting it to pieces must have done it good,” said Valancy, laughing. She gathered a handful of the blossomsâthey would look well on the supper-table of the veranda at Mistawisâand went, still laughing, up the walk, conscious that Olive was standing on the steps, Olive, goddess-like in loveliness, looking down with a slight frown on her forehead. Olive, beautiful, insolent. Her full form voluptuous in its swathings of rose silk and lace. Her golden-brown hair curling richly under her big, white-frilled hat. Her color ripe and melting.
“Beautiful,” thought Valancy coolly, “but”âas if she suddenly saw her cousin through new eyesâ“without the slightest touch of distinction.”
So Valancy had come home, thank goodness, thought Olive. But Valancy was not looking like a repentant returned prodigal. This was the cause of Olive's frown. She was looking triumphantâgraceless! That outlandish dressâthat queer hatâthose hands full of blood red roses. Yet there was something about both dress and hat, as Olive instantly felt, that was entirely lacking in her own attire. This deepened the frown. She put out a condescending hand.
“So you're back, Doss? Very warm day, isn't it? Did you walk in?”
“Yes. Coming in?”
“Oh no. I've just been in. I've come often to comfort poor Aunty. She's been so lonesome. I'm going to Mrs. Bartlett's tea. I have to help pour. She's giving it for her cousin from Toronto. Such a charming girl. You'd have loved meeting her, Doss. I think Mrs. Bartlett did send you a card. Perhaps you'll drop in later on.”
“No, I don't think so,” said Valancy indifferently. “I'll have to be home to get Barney's supper. We're going for a moonlit canoe ride around Mistawis tonight.”
“Barney? Supper?” gasped Olive. “What
do
you mean, Valancy Stirling?”
“Valancy Snaith, by the grace of God.”
Valancy flaunted her wedding-ring in Olive's stricken face. Then she nimbly stepped past her and into the house. Cousin Georgiana followed. She would not miss a moment of the great scene, even though Olive did look as if she were going to faint.
Olive did not faint. She went stupidly down the street to Mrs. Bartlett's.
What
did Doss mean? She couldn't haveâthat ringâoh, what fresh scandal was that wretched girl bringing on her defenseless family now? She should have beenâshut upâlong ago.
Valancy opened the sitting-room door and stepped unexpectedly right into grim assemblage of Stirlings. They had not come together of malice prepense. Aunt Wellington and Cousin Gladys and Aunt Mildred and Cousin Sarah had just called in on their way home from a meeting of the missionary society. Uncle James had dropped in to give Amelia some information regarding a doubtful investment. Uncle Benjamin had called, apparently, to tell them it was a hot day and ask them what was the difference between a bee and a donkey. Cousin Stickles had been tactless enough to know the answerâ“one gets all the honey, the other all the whacks”âand Uncle Benjamin was in a bad humor. In all of their minds, unexpressed, was the idea of finding out if Valancy had yet come home, and, if not, what steps must be taken in the matter.
Well, here was Valancy at last, a poised, confident thing, not humble and deprecating as she should have been. And so oddly, improperly young-looking. She stood in the doorway and looked at them, Cousin Georgiana timorous, expectant, behind her. Valancy was so happy she didn't hate her people any more. She could even see a number of good qualities in them that she had never seen before. And she was sorry for them. Her pity made her quite gentle.
“Well, Mother,” she said pleasantly.
“So you've come home at last!” said Mrs. Frederick, getting out a handkerchief. She dared not be outraged, but she did not mean to be cheated of her tears.
“Well, not exactly,” said Valancy. She threw her bomb. “I thought I ought to drop in and tell you I was married. Last Tuesday night. To Barney Snaith.”
Uncle Benjamin bounced up and sat down again.
“God bless my soul,” he said dully. The rest seemed turned to stone. Except Cousin Gladys, who turned faint. Aunt Mildred and Uncle Wellington had to help her out to the kitchen.
“She would have to keep up the Victorian traditions,” said Valancy, with a grin. She sat down, uninvited, on a chair. Cousin Stickles had begun to sob.
“Is there
one
day in your life that you haven't cried?” asked Valancy curiously.
“Valancy,” said Uncle James, being the first to recover the power of utterance, “did you mean what you said just now?”
“I did.”
“Do you mean to say that you have actually gone and marriedâ
married
âthat notorious Barney Snaithâthatâthatâcriminalâthatâ”
“I have.”
“Then,” said Uncle James violently, “you are a shameless creature, lost to all sense of propriety and virtue, and I wash my hands entirely of you. I do not want ever to see your face again.”
“What have you left to say when I commit murder?” asked Valancy.
Uncle Benjamin again appealed to God to bless his soul.
“That drunken outlawâthatâ”
A dangerous spark appeared in Valancy's eyes. They might say what they liked to and of her but they should not abuse Barney.
“Say âdamn' and you'll feel better,” she suggested.
“I can express my feelings without blasphemy. And I tell you you have covered yourself with eternal disgrace and infamy by marrying that drunkardâ”
“
You
would be more endurable if you got drunk occasionally. Barney is
not
a drunkard.”
“He was seen drunk in Port Lawrenceâpickled to the gills,” said Uncle Benjamin.
“If that is trueâand I don't believe itâhe had a good reason for it. Now I suggest that you all stop looking tragic and accept the situation. I'm marriedâyou can't undo that. And I'm perfectly happy.”
“I suppose we ought to be thankful he has really married her,” said Cousin Sarah, by way of trying to look on the bright side.