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Like a blunderbuss but much, much LOUDER.

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It seems that she had found a way to keep Starcross
hovering
in the Fourth Dimension, so that while less than a day had passed in the world outside, more than a week had gone by in Starcross, giving her plenty of time to tinker.

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Oh, the cheek of it! Naturally, I reprint this ugly slur against our island race only so that you can see what a very nasty piece of work Delphine was.

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Poor Myrtle could do nothing else for fear that Delphine would harm Jack, and she had spent so long with the Moob upon her head that she looked quite pale when she arrived at Starcross. As for the Moob, it had grown somewhat Prim, and had taken to flinching whenever the Threls used colourful language.

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I discovered later that Messrs Gargany and Stringg also publish a wall chart called
101 Terms of Abuse Which May Properly Be Hurled at Young Ladies
. How I wish that I had had a copy about me!

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You would imagine that Myrtle would think it unladylike to be forever kicking, punching and boxing the ears of a mere innocent child, e.g. me. But she says that being beastly to one’s younger brother is a genteel sport in which ladies are quite able to participate, like grouse-shooting, or riding to hounds.

Praise for the series:

‘Remarkable … Out of this world.’
SUNDAY TIMES

‘I hope this series never ends.’
LITERARY REVIEW

‘The pleasure is in the detail – the breadth of invention is staggering – and the fluent writing.’
TELEGRAPH

‘Reeve’s mechanical fantasy world is every bit as enthralling as in his
Mortal Engines
, and Wyatt’s illustrations add to the fascination.’
INDEPENDENT

‘Satisfying, enjoyable and engaging. Mr Reeve has done it again.’
MR PHILIP ARDAGH,
GUARDIAN


Larklight
is a glorious space adventure set in 1851. Forget what history tells you, and enjoy this laugh-out-loud, old-style page-turner which is coupled with David Wyatt’s fantastic illustrations.’
FUNDAY TIMES

‘It’s hard to pin down Philip Reeve’s prodigious imagination in just a few words. It’s Monty Python meets Dan Dare meets
Diary of a Nobody
, and it rattles along, cheekily tangling historical figures in Reeve’s brilliant fictional web.’
SUNDAY HERALD

‘It keeps you gripped all the way through.’
SUNDAY EXPRESS

‘Inspired space adventure.’
SUNDAY TIMES

‘Elegantly constructed, a frothy confection of fanciful imagery and fantastical footnotes.’
GUARDIAN


Larklight
is completely engrossing, miss-your-tube-station excellent. The first in a new series by the writer of the popular
Mortal Engines
quartet, it is a brilliantly witty quest set in outer space that will get children turning pages at the speed of light.’
TELEGRAPH

‘Any fan of fantasy or science fiction will love it.’
MR CHARLIE HIGSON,
MAIL ON SUNDAY

‘Truly original.’
PUBLISHING NEWS

‘The rollicking, devil-may-care attitude of the book is an absolute delight. This book will provide enjoyment for all ages, and I long for more from Reeve’s pen.’
LITERARY REVIEW

Bloomsbury Publishing, London, Berlin, New York and Sydney

First published in Great Britain in October 2007 by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
36 Soho Square, London, W1D 3QY
Electronic edition published in October 2011

First published in the USA in November 2007 by Bloomsbury Books for Young Readers
175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010

Text copyright © Philip Reeve 2007
Illustrations copyright © David Wyatt 2007
The moral rights of the author and illustrator have been asserted

All rights reserved. You may not copy, distribute, transmit, reproduce or otherwise make available this publication (or any part of it) in any form, or by any means (including without limitation electronic, digital, optical, mechanical, photocopying, printing, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of the publisher. Any person who does any unauthorised act in relation to this publication may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages

A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library

ISBN 978 1 5999 0875 5 (ebook)

www.bloomsburykids.com

Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Contents

Dedication

Prologue

Chapter One: In Which We Deplore the Din of Decorators and Receive a Most Intriguing Invitation.

Chapter Two: A Brief Description of the Asteroid Belt. By the Good Offices of the A.B. & M.P. Rail Traction Co. Ltd We Are Conveyed to Starcross, and Are Surprised at What We Find There.

Chapter Three: We Arrive at the Grand Hotel and Are Made Welcome by Its Mysterious Proprietor.

Chapter Four: In Which I Have a Curious Encounter, and a Light Breakfast.

Chapter Five: In Which We Disport Ourselves upon the Playful Bosom of the Ocean, and Jack’s Explanations Are Interrupted by a Distressing Discovery.

Chapter Six: In Which One of Our Number Discerns the Hand of an Enemy at Work, and Is Struck Down by It!

Chapter Seven: In Which the Mystery Deepens Yet Further!

Chapter Eight: In Which the Narrative Is Continued by Another Hand.

Chapter Nine: In Which Various Horrors Beset Myrtle in the Depths of Time, and Who Can Blame Them?

Chapter Ten: Myrtle’s Account Continues: Strange Meetings upon an Ancient Shore, Miss Beauregard’s Motives Made Plain and Mrs Grinder Revealed as a Woman of Many Parts.

Chapter Eleven: In Which Myrtle Explores a Long-Lost Wreck and Is Not Much Encouraged by What She Finds.

Chapter Twelve: In Which Mother and I, All Unaware of the Perils Which Face Poor Myrtle in Pre-History, Pay a Visit to the Boiler Room, There to Meet with the Author of Our Misfortunes!

Chapter Thirteen: In Which Mother Decides.

Chapter Fourteen: The Battle of the Boiler Room.

Chapter Fifteen: In Which I Make Good My Escape and Gain an Unexpected Ally, Only to Find Myself Pursued across the Gulfs of Space!

Chapter Sixteen: In Which Our Narrative Returns to Ancient Mars, and We Learn of the Surprising Things Which Had Befallen Myrtle in the Meanwhile.

Chapter Seventeen: In Which We Learn the History of a Moob.

Chapter Eighteen: We Arrive at Modesty but Find Ourselves Both Out-Paced and Out-Witted by the Dreaded Moobs.

Chapter Nineteen: In Which Battle Is Joined and Daring Rescues Attempted!

Chapter Twenty: In Which I Endeavour to Devise a Cunning Stratagem, We Learn an Unexpected Fact about an Absent Friend and Some Large, Sophronia-Shaped Dents Are Almost Made upon Several of the Lesser-Known Asteroids.

Chapter Twenty-One: We Arrive in the Depths of Futurity and Find Them Chilly and a Trifle Dark.

Chapter Twenty-Two: In Which We Confront an Adversary Every Bit as Beastly as the Moobs, Though Somewhat Less Like a Hat.

Chapter the Last

Two Gentlemen of Devonshire

Acknowledgements

Footnotes

Praise for the series

Imprint

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