The Arab studied the Victoria Cross. He smiled.
You’re Prester John, aren’t you. I was sure you’d get to Jerusalem sooner or later and I’ve been waiting for you. Please come right in so we can talk.
He disappeared through the doorway. For a moment Joe lingered in the alley undecided, but the sun was hot and his uniform heavy, so he followed. The first thing he saw was what appeared to be a bronze sundial set into the wall, a large ornately-cast piece. Attached to it near the ceiling was a set of chimes.
From Baghdad, said Haj Harun, noticing him eyeing the sundial. The fifth Abbasid caliphate. I used to deal in antiquities before I dedicated myself to defending the Holy City and lost everything I owned.
I see.
It was a portable sundial once.
I see.
Monstrously heavy but somehow it didn’t seem to bother him. He wore it on his hip.
Did he now. And who might that have been?
I can’t remember his name. He rented my back room one afternoon to do some writing and gave me that in appreciation.
Rented it for just one afternoon?
I think that’s all it was but he got a good deal done anyway. Then he packed up all his papers and sent them by camel caravan down to Jaffa where there was a ship waiting to transport the caravan to Venice.
And why not, I say. In good weather Venice would be a natural destination for a camel caravan.
Suddenly the chimes began to strike. They pealed twenty-four times, paused, pealed twenty-four times again and once more. Joe fingered his Victoria Cross uneasily.
Jaysus they shouldn’t be doing that now.
Doing what?
Striking off three days just like that.
Why not?
They just shouldn’t that’s all, time’s time.
Time is, said Haj Harun airily. But the sun doesn’t fall on the dial every day, sometimes it’s cloudy and then the dial has to make up.
Haj Harun went over and sat in a decrepit barber’s chair. Near the door was a small press for squeezing fruit with a rotting pomegranate beside it. Next to the barber’s chair was a stand holding a bottle of murky water, a pan for spitting in, an old toothbrush with flattened bristles and an empty tube of Czech toothpaste. He picked at the moldy chair as he gloomily surveyed the room.
I went into the toothbrushing business at exactly the wrong time. Very few people find their way to the end of this alley and anyway, brushing teeth hasn’t been the same since the war. Before the war you might have done well in it, the Turkish soldiers had awful teeth. But since they left and the English soldiers came it’s been hopeless. Their teeth are certainly just as bad but they won’t let an Arab brush them.
Bloody imperialists.
They also won’t have them brushed in public. The Turks never minded but the English aren’t the same.
Bloody hypocrites.
A wail rose down the alley. Haj Harun pulled his helmet down and braced himself. A moment later a crowd of shrieking men and women burst into the shop and raced back and forth clawing at the air. The Arab stared fixedly over their heads trying to maintain his dignity, and in a few seconds the looters had snatched up every movable object in the room and swept out the door. Gone were the pomegranate and press and barber’s chair with its equipment, even the empty tube of Czech toothpaste. Haj Harun moaned softly and shrank back against the wall, yellow and emaciated and half dead from hunger.
Jaysus, who was that mob?
The Arab shuddered. He managed to wave his hand in resignation.
Mercantile elements of the citizenry, it’s better to take no notice of them. They come to raid me sometimes. They want things to sell.
Bloody outrage.
There are worse. Look here.
He opened his mouth. Most of his teeth were gone and those that were left were broken off near the gums.
Rocks. They throw them at me.
Bloody shameful.
And these scars from their fingernails. They have very sharp fingernails.
Bloody terrible.
All true, but I suppose we have to accept certain troubles when going from Ceca to Mecca. All the women I ever married were dreadful.
Do you tell me that. Why did you marry them then?
That’s so, but of course they didn’t have an easy time of it either. You know that don’t you?
O’Sullivan Beare nodded and walked into the back room of the shop. After the assault by the mob of Jerusalem mercantilists only two objects were left there, both far too heavy to move. He gazed at them thoughtfully.
An antique Turkish safe about four feet high, narrow, shaped like a filing cabinet or an impregnable sentry box.
A giant stone scarab about four feet long, a sly smile carved into its flat face.
You know that don’t you?
So much rust had fallen into Haj Harun’s eyes his cheeks were running with tears.
I mean of course they didn’t have an easy time of it. Take my wife who was a Bulgarian Greek. The Greeks up there were educated and they also had to serve as moneylenders because there were no banks. The Bulgars could only sign their names with Xs, so every now and then they came around and massacred the Greeks to cancel their debts and cheer themselves up. My wife’s family escaped during the massacre of 1910 and when they finally arrived in Jerusalem they were destitute, so you can’t blame her for taking all my plates and cups and pots when she left me.
Joe studied the iron safe more closely. Why was it so tall and thin?
Then another of my wives was born in the deserted city of Golconda which used to be famous for its diamond trade, but it’s been deserted since the seventeenth century and that’s not a pleasant memory to have either, to come from a totally deserted city I mean. So look here, no wonder she wanted to have the security of some furniture and carpets and took all of mine when she left. You can see that can’t you?
Joe rapped the antique safe. The muffled echoes were out of all proportion to the size of the safe. Haj Harun was roaming around and around the bare walls.
Still another wife was the daughter of a twelfth-century Persian poet whose song told of a pilgrimage made by a flock of birds in search of their king. Since the pilgrimage was over water most of the birds died, and when the survivors finally reached the palace behind the seven seas what did they discover but that each of them was actually the king. So see here, given a father who saw things that way it’s not surprising she took all my vases and lamps. Naturally she wanted to surround herself with flowers and light.
Joe got down on his knees and rapped the safe more loudly. The reverberations were uncanny. Deep hollow echoes boomed up into the room. Something was going on here that he didn’t understand.
Why do you wear a yellow cloak?
It was bright yellow when it was new but that was seven hundred years ago and since then it’s faded.
Do you tell me so. But why yellow?
There must have been a reason but. I can’t recall it at the moment. Can you?
Joe shook his head. He still needed time to think.
What’s that cord in the corner?
I had an electric light once but a dog was always sneaking in behind my back and biting the wire. He liked the shocks. Finally it was so full of holes I had to go back to using a candle. Did you know I discovered a comet no one else has ever heard of?
Did I? No I didn’t. Tell me about it.
Well I knew it had to exist because of certain events in the lives of Moses and Nebuchadnezzar and Christ and Mohammed. I knew there had to be an explanation for all those odd things happening in the sky so I went to my copy of the
Thousand and One Nights
and was able to date it from some of the episodes.
Good, very sound. What’s the cycle of your comet then?
Six hundred and sixteen years. It’s been over five times since I’ve been in Jerusalem although the first four times I didn’t know it, and I still don’t know what happened in 1228 that was so important. Do you?
No, but I haven’t studied the records for that year closely.
Nor have I as far as I know. Anyway the last time I saw it was in the desert on my annual haj. I met a dervish in a place where no man should have been and the strange light thrown by the comet’s tail made him look seven and a half feet tall. It plays tricks, that comet.
Comet tricks, muttered Joe, as he continued noisily sounding the safe. Now he was sure of it. The echoes rose from deep in the ground.
He left the safe and went over to examine the giant stone scarab in another corner of the back room. Why was it smiling in such a cunning way? He thumped its broad nose. He rapped his way down its back.
Yes he was sure of that too. The massive stone beetle was hollow. He sat down with the flat nose between his legs and began beating the nose with his fists, rapping out a rhythm. Haj Harun had stopped in front of a bare wall to adjust his helmet in a nonexistent mirror. The noise startled him and he peered toward the alley.
What’s that out there?
Not out there, in here. I’m riding the scarab. It’s hollow isn’t it?
Oh just the scarab. Yes it is.
There’s a secret latch hidden somewhere?
In the nostrils. A combination of latches, very clever. Built for smuggling.
What?
Mummies and bones. The Romans had strict sanitation codes and wouldn’t allow dead bodies to be transported from one province to another. But the Egyptian traders here would pay well to have their mummies smuggled home when they died and the Jewish traders in Alexandria would also pay well to have their bones brought back here. An Armenian made quite a bit of money out of that trade. I must have bought it from him when he retired.
Ever use it yourself?
Not for smuggling but for something else. What was it?
Haj Harun backed away from the empty wall and gazed at the crumbling plaster.
I seem to remember taking naps in it. Is that possible? Why would I have done that? Age. My memory’s going, all the years slide together. Now when were those naps, under the Mamelukes? I had the falling sickness then, at least I think it was then, and that might have been a reason for crawling inside the scarab and curling up there. But no, it must have been earlier. I also seem to recall bumping my head so that I was paralyzed from the neck up for a while. When? Under the Crusaders?
His voice was doubtful, then suddenly he smiled.
Yes that’s it exactly. Those knights were always clanking around in their armor so I used the scarab for my siestas. It was the only quiet place I could find.
Still as still as stone, said Joe, who climbed off the scarab and went over to examine the mysterious safe once more.
Noisy days, said Haj Harun, his memory suddenly jarred into place by the prospect of a pageant of Crusaders banging their swords on the cobblestones.
Noisy but not the worst. When the Assyrians took the city they put rings through the lips of the survivors and led them away as slaves, everyone except our leaders, who were blinded and left behind in the deserted ruins to starve.
The Romans thought the people in the city were swallowing jewels, so they cut open stomachs and slit intestines but all they found was worn leather. The famine was so bad during the siege we had been eating our sandals.
The Crusaders killed about a hundred thousand and the Romans almost five hundred thousand. The Babylonians murdered less than the Assyrians but blinded more. The Ptolemies and the Seleucids also murdered on a smaller scale, as did the Byzantines and Mamelukes and Turks, generally speaking just the religious leaders and anyone who was educated. Naturally the people were made to change the churches into mosques and destroy the synagogues, or change the mosques into churches and destroy the synagogues, depending on the new conqueror. What came after that? Where was I? Oh yes, my last wife came after that.
Joe drummed loudly on the safe. The swelling echoes shook the walls of the empty shop.
She was the one who took what I had left, my books. She was a failure in life you see, and being an Arab the only explanation was that someone had betrayed her. There had to be a traitor in the house and who else was in the house but me?
Haj Harun sighed and straightened his helmet, which fell forward with a new rain of rust. The tears began running again.
But you have to remember I still wore socks in those days and the socks were always wet because my feet were always wet, and wet feet aren’t pleasant in bed. She put up with it for a time and I don’t deny it.
Where does it lead? asked Joe quietly.
Always having wet feet?
No, the shaft below the safe. It is a bottomless safe, isn’t it?
Well not really. Deep but not bottomless.
How deep?
Right here about fifty feet.
And there’s a ladder?
Yes.
To where?
A tunnel that leads to the caverns.
How deep are the caverns?
Hundreds of feet? Thousands of feet?
Joe whistled softly. He sat down beside the safe and pressed his ear to the iron door. Far away a wind hummed. Haj Harun was retying the green ribbons under his chin.
What’s down there?
Jerusalem. The Old City I mean.
Joe looked out at the alley. A lean cat was sneaking in front of the shop with some kind of wire clamped between its teeth.
Isn’t that Jerusalem out there? The Old City I mean?
One of them.
And down below?
The other Old Cities.
O’Sullivan Beare whistled very softly.
How’s that now?
Well Jerusalem has been continually destroyed, hasn’t it. I mean it’s been more or less destroyed several hundred times and utterly destroyed at least a few dozen times, say a dozen times that we know of since Nebuchadnezzar and before that another dozen times that we don’t know of. And being on top of a mountain no one ever bothered to dig away the ruins when it was rebuilt, so the mountain has grown. Do you see?
So I do. And down there where your ladder goes?
What’s always been there. A dozen Old Cities. Two dozen Old Cities.
With some of their treasures and monuments still?
Some. Things that are buried tend to be overlooked, and then in time they’re forgotten altogether. Look here, in my lifetime I’ve seen a great many things forgotten, the dents in my helmet for example. Does anyone remember how I got those dents?