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Authors: Heather Trudy

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Boarding school?

“Yes,”

“I can

t really imagine it.
 
I mean, the shenanigans that went on in Harry Potter seemed cool, but I would have missed my mom being away months at a time.

Ben shrugged.
  “
Of course you miss home, but you just deal with it.
 
Besides we sent letters and there

s this new invention called a telephone.
 
We rang each other all the time.

Ben teased.


I don’
t get most of this lifestyle.

I admitted.
 


I don’
t know how to explain it.

Ben laughed.
  “It

s just the way we are.


Well, what else is there to you, other than just a stable boy?

Ben laughed at that.
  “I

m stable boy to you then?

he chortled.

I rolled my eyes.
  “I

m pretty sure you know what I meant.


What do you want to know?


This is going to sound really weird, but what can you tell me about James?

Ben shrugged.
 


What kind of a person is he?


I don’
t know if I

m the best person to talk to about this.


Why not?


Juliet, he

s my employer.
 
He employs most of my family.


I didn

t even think about that.
 
Sorry, I understand.
 
How about you tell me a little about you instead?

Ben smiled.
  “
What would you like to know, love?

I thought for a moment and shrugged.
  “
Can you swim?

He cocked an eyebrow.
  “
Yes, why?

I smirked and pushed him in.
 
I was looking down at the water waiting for him to surface.
 
All I saw were bubbles.
  “Ben?” 
I looked around frantically.
  “Shit,” 
I jumped in and started searching, when I felt like my lungs were about to burst I surfaced and looked around and heard howling laughter.
 
Ben had been hiding under the dock.
 
I shot him a glare.
  “
I take it you didn

t drown then,

I sounded disappointed as I swam for the edge of the lake.

“Sorry,”
he shrugged and swam over to me.
  “
Give a guy a little warning next time.

I shrugged.
  “
It seemed like a good idea at the time.


You aren

t like them, that

s for sure.

Ben said after a moment.
 


Is that a good thing?

“It

s not a bad thing.
 
I don’
t know if they

d agree, but I think so.

I shrugged. How could I be like them?
  I

d hate myself if I was like Angelica.
 
I had to work for everything I had.
 
I had earned all of it myself.
 
I couldn

t imagine something just being handed to me.
  “
No, I don’
t think I am.

Ben stood up and offered me a hand.
 
I accepted and he pulled me to my feet.
  “It

s getting late.
 
They

ll be serving dinner soon.
 
Millie is strict about meal times.

I smiled and nodded.
  “
Are you going to walk me back?


Of course,

Ben gave me a leg up onto my horse and we continued laughing and joking all the way back up to the main house dripping wet.


Where have you been?

came a shrill scold.
 
I looked up to see Millie glaring at me, arms crossed and her anger surrounded her like a cape.
 


I was looking around my father

s grounds.

I smiled back up at her.
 
I had a funny feeling we would never get along.


Benjamin, take these horses back to the stables immediately.


Madame Eastgate,

Ben bowed and smiled.
 
I looked back at him, and his smile turned to an impish grin.
  “Lady Juliet,”

“Now, Benjamin.”


As my lady commands.
” 
Ben took both horses by the reins and led them back towards the stables, I watched him until Millie cleared her throat.
 
I turned back to her.


We need to have a very serious talk.

Millie started.

“Do we now?”


I don’
t know who you think you are, but I am willing to pay you whatever it takes to get you back on a plane today.

I took a step back.
  “
Excuse me?


You heard me.
 
How much money will it take to get you to go back to wherever you came from?


Are you kidding me?


I am not one for kidding.


Then you disgust me.

“Pardon?”

“You disgust me. 
That

s insulting. 
You think you can buy me?


Everyone has a price.


No, you

re wrong.

“No, I

m not.”


Oh, yes, you are.
 
Everyone like you has a price, but I

m not like you.

“I

m sure there

s something.

“I

m not in this for money.
 
I never was.


Then what are you in it for?

“I

m curious.


About?


About who my father is.
 
About this life I never knew.
 
About the man my mother fell in love with.

I shot back.
  “
If you

ll excuse me, I need to go change.


There

s something we agree upon.

I flipped Millie the bird as I walked past her into the main house.
 
I was fuming and didn

t realize until I

d wondered down several corridors that I still had no idea how to get to my room.
 
I looked around and realized not only was I lost, but I was also still wet and tracking mud throughout the house.
 
I pulled off my dripping socks and shoes and started shivering.
 


Ah, Juliet there you -

James started, but stopped as he caught sight of me.
  “
What in the world have you been doing?

I shrugged.
  “I slipped.”

“You

ll catch your death.
 
Where were you going?


Trying to find my room.


Ah, you still haven

t been given the tour of the main house have you?
 
Let me show you to your room.
 
It looks as though there is a story behind all of this.
” 
James started navigating the manor.
  “
Millie seems rather put out by our discovery.

He started after a moment of uncomfortable silence.


Does she now?
  I hadn

t noticed.

I muttered rolling my eyes.

“It

s a new idea to her.
 
Give her time to adjust.

James consoled.
  He

d caught my sarcasm.
 

I sighed.
  “
James, I don’
t think she

s going to adjust to me.
  I

m not like her.
  I

m not part of your world.
  It

s cool that I

m your daughter and everything, but I

m illegitimate.
  Isn

t that kind of a big deal in this world?
 
Everything is all about who belongs to who and so on and so forth.


Juliet . . .

James sighed.
  “
This is your room.


James, it

s cool we found each other, but I don

t know if anyone else needs to know.

I offered.
 
If he wanted out, he had this chance.
 
I wouldn

t hold it against him.
 


Juliet, you

re my daughter.
  I

ve only just found you and I have no intention to get rid of you.
” 
James smiled.
 


It would make your life easier.


I have rarely chosen the easy way.
 
That is part of why you are here today.
” 

I smiled at that.
  “You

re making your life a lot more complicated than it has to be.


I understand the risks I am taking.
 
You are taking risks here too, do you understand them?

I shook my head.
  “
I have no idea what this world is that I

ve just stepped into, but I know I won

t be welcomed in with open arms.

James nodded sadly.
  “
I won

t ask you to decide something of this gravity in such a short span of time.
 
If anyone asks you are a relative visiting from America.
 
Tell no one who you really are until you are sure this is what you want.
 
If we announce you, there will be no turning back.

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