Read Royal Pain in the Ass Online
Authors: Heather Trudy
“
Boarding school?
”
“Yes,”
“I can
’
t really imagine it.
I mean, the shenanigans that went on in Harry Potter seemed cool, but I would have missed my mom being away months at a time.
”
Ben shrugged.
“
Of course you miss home, but you just deal with it.
Besides we sent letters and there
’
s this new invention called a telephone.
We rang each other all the time.
”
Ben teased.
“
I don’
t get most of this lifestyle.
”
I admitted.
“
I don’
t know how to explain it.
”
Ben laughed.
“It
’
s just the way we are.
”
“
Well, what else is there to you, other than just a stable boy?
”
Ben laughed at that.
“I
’
m stable boy to you then?
”
he chortled.
I rolled my eyes.
“I
’
m pretty sure you know what I meant.
”
“
What do you want to know?
”
“
This is going to sound really weird, but what can you tell me about James?
”
Ben shrugged.
“
What kind of a person is he?
”
“
I don’
t know if I
’
m the best person to talk to about this.
”
“
Why not?
”
“
Juliet, he
’
s my employer.
He employs most of my family.
”
“
I didn
’
t even think about that.
Sorry, I understand.
How about you tell me a little about you instead?
”
Ben smiled.
“
What would you like to know, love?
”
I thought for a moment and shrugged.
“
Can you swim?
”
He cocked an eyebrow.
“
Yes, why?
”
I smirked and pushed him in.
I was looking down at the water waiting for him to surface.
All I saw were bubbles.
“Ben?”
I looked around frantically.
“Shit,”
I jumped in and started searching, when I felt like my lungs were about to burst I surfaced and looked around and heard howling laughter.
Ben had been hiding under the dock.
I shot him a glare.
“
I take it you didn
’
t drown then,
”
I sounded disappointed as I swam for the edge of the lake.
“Sorry,”
he shrugged and swam over to me.
“
Give a guy a little warning next time.
”
I shrugged.
“
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
”
“
You aren
’
t like them, that
’
s for sure.
”
Ben said after a moment.
“
Is that a good thing?
”
“It
’
s not a bad thing.
I don’
t know if they
’
d agree, but I think so.
”
I shrugged. How could I be like them?
I
’
d hate myself if I was like Angelica.
I had to work for everything I had.
I had earned all of it myself.
I couldn
’
t imagine something just being handed to me.
“
No, I don’
t think I am.
”
Ben stood up and offered me a hand.
I accepted and he pulled me to my feet.
“It
’
s getting late.
They
’
ll be serving dinner soon.
Millie is strict about meal times.
”
I smiled and nodded.
“
Are you going to walk me back?
”
“
Of course,
”
Ben gave me a leg up onto my horse and we continued laughing and joking all the way back up to the main house dripping wet.
“
Where have you been?
”
came a shrill scold.
I looked up to see Millie glaring at me, arms crossed and her anger surrounded her like a cape.
“
I was looking around my father
’
s grounds.
”
I smiled back up at her.
I had a funny feeling we would never get along.
“
Benjamin, take these horses back to the stables immediately.
”
“
Madame Eastgate,
”
Ben bowed and smiled.
I looked back at him, and his smile turned to an impish grin.
“Lady Juliet,”
“Now, Benjamin.”
“
As my lady commands.
”
Ben took both horses by the reins and led them back towards the stables, I watched him until Millie cleared her throat.
I turned back to her.
“
We need to have a very serious talk.
”
Millie started.
“Do we now?”
“
I don’
t know who you think you are, but I am willing to pay you whatever it takes to get you back on a plane today.
”
I took a step back.
“
Excuse me?
”
“
You heard me.
How much money will it take to get you to go back to wherever you came from?
”
“
Are you kidding me?
”
“
I am not one for kidding.
”
“
Then you disgust me.
”
“Pardon?”
“You disgust me.
That
’
s insulting.
You think you can buy me?
”
“
Everyone has a price.
”
“
No, you
’
re wrong.
”
“No, I
’
m not.”
“
Oh, yes, you are.
Everyone like you has a price, but I
’
m not like you.
”
“I
’
m sure there
’
s something.
”
“I
’
m not in this for money.
I never was.
”
“
Then what are you in it for?
”
“I
’
m curious.
”
“
About?
”
“
About who my father is.
About this life I never knew.
About the man my mother fell in love with.
”
I shot back.
“
If you
’
ll excuse me, I need to go change.
”
“
There
’
s something we agree upon.
”
I flipped Millie the bird as I walked past her into the main house.
I was fuming and didn
’
t realize until I
’
d wondered down several corridors that I still had no idea how to get to my room.
I looked around and realized not only was I lost, but I was also still wet and tracking mud throughout the house.
I pulled off my dripping socks and shoes and started shivering.
“
Ah, Juliet there you -
”
James started, but stopped as he caught sight of me.
“
What in the world have you been doing?
”
I shrugged.
“I slipped.”
“You
’
ll catch your death.
Where were you going?
”
“
Trying to find my room.
”
“
Ah, you still haven
’
t been given the tour of the main house have you?
Let me show you to your room.
It looks as though there is a story behind all of this.
”
James started navigating the manor.
“
Millie seems rather put out by our discovery.
”
He started after a moment of uncomfortable silence.
“
Does she now?
I hadn
’
t noticed.
”
I muttered rolling my eyes.
“It
’
s a new idea to her.
Give her time to adjust.
”
James consoled.
He
’
d caught my sarcasm.
I sighed.
“
James, I don’
t think she
’
s going to adjust to me.
I
’
m not like her.
I
’
m not part of your world.
It
’
s cool that I
’
m your daughter and everything, but I
’
m illegitimate.
Isn
’
t that kind of a big deal in this world?
Everything is all about who belongs to who and so on and so forth.
”
“
Juliet . . .
”
James sighed.
“
This is your room.
”
“
James, it
’
s cool we found each other, but I don
’
t know if anyone else needs to know.
”
I offered.
If he wanted out, he had this chance.
I wouldn
’
t hold it against him.
“
Juliet, you
’
re my daughter.
I
’
ve only just found you and I have no intention to get rid of you.
”
James smiled.
“
It would make your life easier.
”
“
I have rarely chosen the easy way.
That is part of why you are here today.
”
I smiled at that.
“You
’
re making your life a lot more complicated than it has to be.
”
“
I understand the risks I am taking.
You are taking risks here too, do you understand them?
”
I shook my head.
“
I have no idea what this world is that I
’
ve just stepped into, but I know I won
’
t be welcomed in with open arms.
”
James nodded sadly.
“
I won
’
t ask you to decide something of this gravity in such a short span of time.
If anyone asks you are a relative visiting from America.
Tell no one who you really are until you are sure this is what you want.
If we announce you, there will be no turning back.
”