Read Pucker Up (A Damsels of Distress Novel) Online
Authors: R. A. Gates
Was she the only one who thought this
was wrong?
“Technically, he was cursed, not
killed,” Thane clarified.
“I fail to see the difference.” She
turned around to crack the window open.
The smell of sweaty socks and low tide
made her woozy. “Are you guys storing
bait in here?” She shuddered at the
thought of what could be lurking under
the piles of filthy clothes crammed in the
corners. She stuffed her hands in her
pockets
to
keep
from
getting
contaminated.
Garren glared at her. “No. My
hockey uniform still reeks of spoiled
halibut. I still owe you for that.”
She smiled. That was one of her
better pranks. He deserved it after
announcing to the entire cafeteria that
she was in need of a more effective
soap. “You started it.”
Garren moved to get up, but
Thane beat him to it and stood between
the two. “That's enough. Can we focus?”
After clearing her head with
fresh air, she ignored Garren as best she
could and turned back to Thane. “Fine.
Why
do you want me to kiss a dead—
excuse me— sleeping prince?” Not that
it mattered since she wouldn't do it
anyway. She was just curious.
“Because I believe it will break
the spell,” he said, settling back down in
his seat.
“And you want to break the spell
because...?”
What’s in it for him?
Thane's eyes grew wide before
he grabbed a folded up Salmagundi
Gazette and shoved it in her hands.
“Because the wards around the town are
failing. I thought you, of all people,
would be concerned about
that
.”
She didn't appreciate his tone
and snapped the paper open to see what
he was talking about. Skimming the
front-page article, she caught key words
like 'secrecy wards', 'failing', 'solution',
and 'reward'.
Reward?
That
caught
her
interest. “I still don't see what one has to
do with the other.”
Thane took the paper back and
slowly rolled it up, never taking his
perplexed gaze off her. After an
uncomfortable moment of his staring, a
look of understanding spread across his
lightly-freckled face. “I forgot you've
only been here a year and don't know all
the history. Legend says that Prince
Sebastian set the original wards on
Salmagundi to protect his lover from her
scorned husband.”
“And you think, if he was back,
he could reset the wards, and we'd get
the money for saving the town.” That
made some sense.
“You could even snag a date to
Senior Prom next month,” Garren said.
“I'm sure Prince Sebastian would be so
happy to be alive again, he'd lower his
standards for you.”
That was it. She grabbed the
closest book on the desk and flung it at
him. He was so busy laughing at his own
stupid joke that he didn't see it coming in
time to shield himself. It nailed him right
in the chest.
Rubbing his sternum with one
hand, he turned the book over and
smiled. “Romeo and Juliet? Are you
flirting with me?”
Blood and heat rushed to her
cheeks as her mouth fell open. Of all the
books splayed on the desk, she had to
pick up
that
one. “What? Absolutely
not!”
“Are you sure? Because this is a
pretty romantic book—”
She snorted. “Romantic? What's
romantic about a girl killing herself over
a guy?”
He leaned forward, his elbows
resting on his knees as he held the book
in both hands. “She was in love,” he
challenged.
“She was an idiot,” she said as
she waved away his lame response,
ending that conversation.
He reclined back against his
pillows and opened the book. “Whatever
you say, Ivy.”
She
leaned
against
the
windowsill and brought her attention
back to the reason she tolerated Garren
in the first place. “So why do you think
we'll
be able to break the spell? I'm sure
others have tried before.” She was
almost afraid to hear the answer.
Thane
had
a
passion
for
experimenting and testing his theories.
He had no problem disregarding the
rules when they interfered with his test.
Not only had he been arrested a few
times, but banned from the pool for life.
“You know how I've been
researching my family line of Potion
Masters?”
Garren groaned. “Oh gawd, don't
get him started.”
She nodded and motioned for
him to continue. He'd mentioned it a few
million
times already, but anything that
annoyed Garren, she encouraged.
Thane sat up straighter in his
chair and grabbed an old, cracked
leather book off his desk and cradled it
in his hands. “About five years ago, I
found a bunch of these old diaries that
belonged to our great-grandmother
Leviena, about twelve times removed.”
He opened the book and thumbed
through the yellowed pages until he
found what he was looking for. He
handed her the book.
“Wow, it's in great shape for
being so old.” She handled it carefully,
not wanting it to disintegrate in her
hands.
“Don't
worry.
There's
a
preservation spell on it,” he said. “In
here she mentions having a secret love
affair with Prince Sebastian right before
he was cursed.” He sat there, staring at
her, as if she was supposed to already
know the rest of the story.
She glanced at the faded words
and shrugged. “Okay, so we have an
adulterer in the family. I don't see what
that has to do with me kissing her
boyfriend.”
“You're going to have to explain
everything or we'll be here all night
waiting for her to get it,” Garren said as
he pushed his black hair out of his eyes.
The book she threw at him lay next to
him on the bed, forgotten.
She glared. “Why are you here
again?
Don't
you
have
some
cheerleaders to chase after?”
“Nope. Taking the day off to rest
my lips; chapped.” Garren said with a
smile.
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
“What else do you have to tell me?” she
asked Thane.
“Right. Well, since learning all
this, I've been reading everything I could
to learn more about Prince Sebastian.
Did you know he was a brilliant Potions
Master? He discovered how to keep fire
thistle from exploding when adding it to
—”
“We don't care!” Garren said,
running his hands through his hair. “Just
get to the part about breaking the damn
curse.”
“Everyone should care about all
the contributions he's made, not only to
the art of potion making, but spell
creation, charms—”
“You're obsessed with the man.”
Garren said. “It isn't natural.”
Thane rolled his eyes as he
ignored his stepbrother and spoke to her.
“I'm not obsessed, just fascinated.”
Garren stood, walked to the
overflowing bookshelf and pointed to
each spine on the second shelf. “Prince
Sebastian, Prince Sebastian, Prince
Sebastian,” he said after touching each
one. “It's like you're in love. Maybe
you
should kiss him.”
Her head snapped back and forth
between the stepbrothers, like watching
a tennis match. She was glad they
weren't talking about
her
kissing a dead
guy anymore.
Thane swatted Garren's hand
away from the books and grabbed one.
He set it down on the desk, cover side
up.
Love Potions and Curses
. “As I was
saying,” he glared at Garren, who'd sat
back down on the bed. “I looked up
different spells and curses to find out
which one was used. I've narrowed it
down to two and the way to end the
enchantment is the same for both— True
Love's Kiss.” He leaned forward in his
chair, elbows resting on his knees.
“That means he needs to be
kissed by his true love,” Garren told her
after a moment of silence.
“Well, duh,” she said. “That still
doesn't explain why you want
me
to kiss
him. I've never met him, so I couldn't be
his true love.”
“Yes, but I believe Leviena was
and she died before she could break the
spell,” Thane explained.
She glanced back down at the
diary in her hands, filled with her
ancestor’s deepest, darkest secrets.
That
has
to
be
the
saddest,
most
heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.
“Bummer.”
“So, I came up with a theory that
since she can't kiss him any longer, being
dead and all, maybe a direct female
descendent can. That's where you come
in.” He sat there beaming, like he was
waiting to be smothered with praise.
He'd be waiting awhile.
“Can't you get another cousin to
pucker up?” She still didn't like the idea
of kissing this guy.
Garren laughed. “Tell her the
best part.”
Uh-oh
. She didn't think she was
going to like anything Garren found so
amusing.
“That's
another
interesting
discovery. You're the only female
descendent of Leviena's I can find. And
believe me, I've searched.” He took the
diary back from her and laid it on the
corner of the desk.
“Wait a minute,” she said, her
head swimming with confusion. “What
about your sister, Cora? Why can’t she
do it?” The twinge of guilt that arose
from trying to involve the freshman girl
was easy swatted away with the
possibility of escaping all involvement.
Garren’s earlier enjoyment fell
away as he jumped to his feet. “No, no,
no. Cora is
my
sister and we are in
no
way
related to you too. Two totally
different sets of parents.”
Ivy
raised
her
hands
in
surrender. “Fine, I get it. And quite
frankly, I’m relieved to know you and I
aren’t genetically linked.” She dropped
her head back against the wall, her
tongue playing with the piercing on her
bottom lip. If she agreed to help Thane
out, and it worked, then the wards
keeping
Salmagundi
hidden
from
Eradicators—a secret organization of
humans whose mission was to rid the
world of all magic— could be repaired.
If it didn't work, then all she did was
kiss a dead guy. Gross, but harmless. As
long as he wasn't decaying or anything,
she could handle it. Maybe breaking the
prince’s curse was what she needed to
do to score some karma points and
redeem herself. But, she had a sneaking
suspicion this master plan wasn't as easy
as Thane made it sound.
“I told you she wouldn't do it,”
Garren said as he flipped through the
latest issue of
Wizard Weapons
.
Grabbing the magazine from his
hands, she plopped down on the
opposite side of the bed. She needed
more information. “So, where exactly is
Prince Sebastian lying in rest?”
“He's been moved around a few
times since he fell under the curse, but
the last location I've found is in
Sacramento, California.”
Ah, hell no
. Of all the places in
the world, he had to be there. “Well,
boys, this all sounds real exciting, but
I'll have to pass.”
She bolted off the bed and to the
door before they could argue. With a
stomp on the end of her skateboard, it
was in her hand as she reached for the
knob, but she wasn't quick enough.
Thane blocked her escape by