Polls Apart

F
riday, 13
th March,
2009
, UK Newswire – Anna Lloyd, wife of
SDP
leader Richard Williams, today faced further criticism over her decision to appear nude in a controversial
TV
drama, to be screened just weeks before a widely expected general election.

In the
ITV
thriller, Dancing With Danger, Lloyd plays a serial killer who cuts the throats of her clients while performing for them in private at a lap-dancing club.

The thirty-seven-year-old actress’s decision to appear in the show, to be screened at the end of the month, has angered many in the Social Democratic Party who fear the controversy could throw their campaign off course before it has even begun.

Mr Williams has yet to comment on his wife’s role, but sources close to the Opposition leader say he is concerned about the public’s possible reaction to her performance which comes as Prime Minister Kelvin Davis looks set to call a
6
th May general election.

Joy Gooding, spokesperson for Lloyd, dismissed the controversy as “nothing but a storm in a teacup” and said the actress was “hugely proud of the production and of her performance”.

Anna held her hand up protectively in front of her as she battled her way through the throng of reporters, photographers and
TV
crews all jostling to get close. Her
PR
agent, Joy Gooding, walked directly ahead and tried valiantly to get the crowd to clear a path. One particularly persistent
TV
reporter kept thrusting her microphone under Anna’s chin whilst repeating the same question over and over: “Are you hampering your husband’s bid to become Prime Minister, Ms Lloyd?”

Anna hated people getting too close and she felt panic rise within as she struggled to dodge the reporter’s microphone only to stumble into the path of a photographer. She tried to correct her footing, but her left ankle twisted under her and within seconds she was heading for the ground. She gasped and thrust her hands out to break her fall, but the seemingly inevitable thump against the pavement was prevented by a sudden firm grip around her left arm. She looked up into the face of the man pulling her to her feet. He was staring intently and mouthing words she couldn’t make out above the sound of the crowd and the blood rushing around her head. His eyes were a piercing, icy blue that cut straight into her, drawing out a sickening mix of emotions she hadn’t experienced in twenty years. It couldn’t be, she thought. He was dead. But the man clasping her arm and staring at her in confusion was a terrible reminder of him.

She flailed momentarily then pulled herself sharply from the man’s grasp, unable even to offer a simple “thank you”.

“Don’t mention it,” she heard him call after her but she didn’t look back – she wanted to get as far away from him, and the memory he evoked, as possible. No doubt he would think her rude. After all, it wasn’t his fault he happened to bear an uncanny resemblance, but it was too late to make amends now.

She saw Joy holding the car door open and quickly climbed inside.

With the door now shut behind them, Anna closed her eyes and began the breathing exercises taught to her by her acting coach.

Joy sat quietly next to her, aware she shouldn’t interrupt the ritual.

Anna tried to focus only on the sound of her breath and to put the afternoon behind her. She had been helping launch a new homeless charity initiative which Joy had promised would take “under an hour” but had, in fact, ended up running to more than three times that. By the time she’d toured the women’s hostel, met some of the volunteers and residents, posed for pictures inside and out and generally been shoved around, all she wanted to do was go home, relax and leave the exhausting public persona outside. Her jaws ached from smiling and her head throbbed from the sheer effort of constantly having to talk and listen.

The breathing was beginning to work its magic and she felt a sense of inner calm return. She drifted into a semi-sleep only to be brought back to reality seconds later by a tugging on her sleeve.

Anna opened her eyes and turned to look sharply at her friend and
PR
representative.

“It’s Richard,” Joy said, waving her mobile phone in front of her. “Did you not hear your phone ringing?”

“I was trying to relax.” She flashed Joy an annoyed glance as she reached out to take her phone, hoping she would get the hint that she hadn’t appreciated the extended outing.

Anna hastily answered the call, confident Richard would be calling to praise her on the hostel trip.

“Hi Richard,” she answered breezily.

“Happy now?” he barked.

“I beg your pardon?”

“You heard.”

“Richard,” Anna answered calmly, no stranger to his stress-induced rants. “I’m in the car with Joy at the moment. Can I call you back later?”

“No you bloody can’t call me back, Anna. I have two minutes before I have to go into yet another planning meeting which will more than likely last hours. Top of the agenda is sure to be my actress wife grabbing the headlines again and threatening to overshadow every ounce of effort I’ve spent the last two years putting in to winning this damn election.”

Anna turned to look at Joy and rolled her eyes. She knew her assistant had become used to overhearing her spats with Richard. Privately she was embarrassed that their rows were so frequently overheard, whilst publicly she would make light of them.

“Don’t be ridiculous, Richard. It’s only a
TV
role – how could that possibly throw your campaign off track?” Anna winked at Joy again, indicating she felt she had the upper hand in the argument.

“Because, who I’m married to and what they do matters, Anna. Everything you do, I have to defend. Today, instead of answering questions on our new Young and Working initiative, I had to explain why my wife would be appearing nude as a psychotic lap dancer before millions of
TV
viewers.”

Deep down, Anna could see that her latest role didn’t exactly fit with the straight-and-narrow persona the Social Democrats expected from a leader’s wife, but she’d done it now and she wasn’t going to let Joy hear her backing down to Richard again. She cleared her throat and prepared to strike back. “Well, you should be grateful you finally had something interesting to talk about, Richard. Look, I’ll never be Barbara Bush, okay? Twin set and pearls are not my style. I’m an actress, not a nun. And anyway, I’ve just spent the whole afternoon in a refuge for the homeless; my every blink picked up by the cameras. That’s bound to make up for any negative coverage today.” Anna smiled again, satisfied she’d done enough to win Richard over; but her husband was not for turning.

“Nice idea, but you have to do a lot more than hang out in a homeless hostel for a couple of hours to win over a sceptical electorate. I have to go. See you tonight.”

“Okay,” said Anna, with more than a hint of meekness. “Richard …”

“Yes.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too, darling. I’m just bloody stressed to the eyeballs.”

Anna tossed her mobile phone into her handbag before leaning back against the headrest and letting out a long, frustrated sigh.

“Take it Richard’s having another bad day?” Joy asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Richard is always having a bad day at the moment, and I usually seem to be at the centre of it. I blame Henry Morton, personally.”

“Yes, he is a total shit, isn’t he,” agreed Joy, her New York accent still strong despite fifteen years in the UK.

“Why are you married to him then?”

“Gotta have someone to split the mortgage with, haven’t you,” Joy laughed. “Course, you won’t have that problem when you’re living at Number
10
.”

“No, but even more than now I’ll be expected to keep my mouth shut and swap Dolce and Gabbana for Country bloody Casuals.”

“Is Country Casuals still on the go?”

“Well, if it isn’t, it’ll be back in business by the time I’m out of Downing Street. Henry has already warned me about my “alternative look”. In his view, I’m expected to look “uncomplicated”, keep my mouth shut and do whatever I’m told.”

“Just stick to who you are, Anna, and you’ll be fine. You’ve got a terrific career in your own right, and Richard should count himself damned lucky to have you by his side. The best celebrity endorsement poor old Kelvin can come up with is a half-extinct
Dad’s Army
star. I wouldn’t swap you for that.”

“Thanks, Joy,” Anna smiled. “That’s good to know.”

Anna poured herself a large glass of red and happily sank into her favourite leather armchair while she waited for Richard to get home and berate her further. On the rare evenings he was in they would often share a bottle of wine and pick over that day’s controversy, sometimes involving them but more often – and which was more fun – involving Kelvin and the Alliance Party.

That was what she relished about her relationship with Richard most – the fact that, despite all the pressure, they could still laugh together. She glanced at the antique clock proudly taking centre stage on their mantelpiece. It was nearly nine o’clock, so she guessed Richard would have already eaten on his way home from his constituency, or wherever he was tonight – she rarely asked any more. At least it’s a Friday, she thought. Although Richard never really stopped working, thankfully he was mainly based at home on weekends.

She sat back and tapped her fingers on the arm of the chair as she waited, before suddenly springing upright again to study an enormous cobweb she’d just noticed was taking up the corner of her ceiling. Anna made a mental note to ask Joanna the cleaner to get rid of it when she came in the morning. As her eyes trailed around the rest of the room, she felt a pang of sadness at the thought they would more than likely have to leave their house in Highgate soon to live in Downing Street. They had bought their home together when they married six years ago. Anna had decorated each room herself, choosing traditional styles, splashing out on thick, heavy curtains, luxurious merino throws, Persian rugs and fine furnishings. Not very
SDP
, she realised, but then she had paid for most of it herself. Tonight, she took an extra moment to appreciate her handiwork.

She heard Richard’s key in the lock and waited as he hung up his coat in the hallway. When he finally appeared in the doorway to the lounge he looked as soaked from the rain as he did frazzled.

“I’m guessing you could use one of these,” Anna said, dangling her glass in front of her.

“I need more than one.”

“Help yourself,” she said, pointing to the glass and bottle she’d left for him on the coffee table.

“Thanks.” He quickly poured his drink and sat back against the luxurious mass of cushions that lined the back of their sofa. Anna could tell by the way he was staring blankly at the ceiling that he was stewing on something.

“Is it all my fault today then?” she enquired.

“Mostly you, if I’m honest.”

“What. All over a bloody acting job?”

“Not just that, no.” He turned to look at her. “You’re increasingly being seen as a liability. It’s very difficult to paint a picture of a man firmly in control of his party – and, soon, country – when I don’t appear to be able to get a grip on my own wife.”

“Get a grip on me. What does
that
mean?”

“It means you never stop to think how your behaviour might reflect on me. You run around taking any acting job you like and are too busy attending showbusiness gatherings with Joy to come to official functions with me.”

“Oh, this is just Henry talking now,” Anna said, flapping her hand as though batting his criticism away.

“No, Anna. This is not Henry talking. This is me talking.”

Richard leant forwards and stared into his wine glass which he now clasped firmly between his hands, the vein at the top of his temple pulsing as it always did when he became highly agitated. “What are you going to do when we get to Downing Street, Anna? Have you thought about that?”

Anna watched Richard take several large gulps from his glass before running his right hand through his increasingly thinning hair. Although he was only forty-four, she noticed the last two years of party leadership had not been kind to his once youthful looks. He’d given up the gym several months earlier when his timetable could no longer afford it, with the direct consequence that his previously lean and solid frame had now settled for just lean. The greys sprouting through his jet-black hair were strengthening in number and quickening their march across his scalp.

Anna, on the other hand, was faring considerably better at thirty-seven, and was still frequently cast as a woman ten years younger. Regular visits to her hairdresser, Torquin Sellars, ensured no one need ever know she too was harbouring greys among her once-natural blonde locks. And she was still clinging on to her place in the top ten of the annual “most beautiful women” polls – though she knew those days were numbered. While critics had regularly questioned her acting ability, none had ever questioned her looks and she frequently wondered – feared – her face and figure were the sole reasons she’d ever got anywhere in life. To many she appeared as the vacuous, trophy wife with the easy life. But she knew the truth: life was anything but easy when you had a destructive secret boring its way a little further into your soul with every passing day. The burden of tortured days left behind, but never forgotten.

She turned to look at Richard who was by now staring intently at her, awaiting an answer to his last question which she desperately tried to remember. But it didn’t take her long to work it out considering it was a question he’d repeated almost daily in the last few weeks: How would she behave when they reached Number
10
?

“I don’t know what I’ll do, Richard,” she sighed. “I guess it’ll just have to be whatever I’m told.”

Richard woke early with a knot of worry firmly embedded in the pit of his stomach. It was all going too damn well. It was just a bit too easy. He spoke, people applauded; he made a suggestion, everyone agreed. Even the old dinosaurs who lined the back benches were singing his praises. It can’t last, Richard fretted. Somehow he had to keep the good headlines going until the election. Kelvin looked almost certain to call a May vote because he’d been warned that the polls were only going one way, and if he left it to September he’d be lucky to beat the also-rans.