âShe was having trouble with her chest, too. She'd had a continuous series of infections â none of them quite bad enough to carry her off.' Dr Browne gave Sloan a very straight look. âThey used to call pneumonia the old man's friend, you know, but as it happens she didn't die from that.'
âIt wasn't the cough that carried her off,' chanted Crosby under his breath. âIt was the coffin they carried her off in.'
âThen, Doctor,' intervened Sloan speedily, resolving to overlook this only until he got Crosby on his own, âpresumably in your opinion there were no unusual circumstances arising around her death?'
The general practitioner sat back in his chair and considered the question. âNone that I am aware of, Inspector. She talked a lot about “all gone, the old familiar faces” as the poet puts it so well but she never mentioned suicide and I had no cause to suspect that. Besides in any case she knew she was dying and therefore didn't need toâ¦'
âHow come she knew she was dying?' asked Crosby inelegantly.
âBecause she wasn't stupid,' retorted the doctor testily. âShe was an intelligent woman and she must have been aware that her heart was failing â these attacks were becoming more and more frequent and she lost a little more ground each time.'
âTwo steps forward and one back,' suggested Crosby.
âMore like one step forward and two back,' returned the doctor swiftly. âAnd, of course, she actively wanted to die, which sometimes â but not always, naturally â accelerates the process.'
Detective Inspector Sloan, erstwhile schoolboy, knew about that ânot always' qualification. There had been that poor old man in Chaucer's âPardoner's Tale' forever seeking Death and not finding him. Or her, he added subconsciously.
âThat I do knowâ¦' the doctor was saying.
âDo you mean she had said so?' interposed Sloan again before Crosby could say anything more.
âMany times. She often told me that she had had enough of life.' The doctor stroked his chin. âA lot of patients say that, you know, but they don't usually mean it. Josephine Short did. After all, her sight was failing along with her heart and chest, she was very deaf and she had told me only a week or so ago that she was just waiting to die.'
âI can see that might be the case, Doctor, in her condition,' said Sloan, aware that he was still too young and committed to life to dispute the point. Besides, he wanted to see his son grow up. âButâ¦'
âBut even so I can assure you that I did nothing to bring her death about before her time.' He regarded the policeman with a beady eye. âIs anyone suggesting that I did?'
âNo, no, Doctor,' said Sloan hastily. âThese are just routine enquiries as a result of something else coming up.'
âI myself was quite anxious that she went into the Berebury Hospital when she really started to go downhill,' went on the doctor, ignoring this, âbut every time I suggested it she got very worked up, not to say quite agitated. In fact, she made me promise that she could die in the nursing home where she was, as she felt she was being very well looked after in there and didn't want the disturbance of being moved.'
âVery understandable,' said Sloan and he meant it. Hospitals frightened him, too. âTell me, had she ever been in hospital here at Berebury?'
âNot that I know of,' said the doctor immediately, âbut she did tell me that she had had some treatment at the hospital at Calleford before she came into the nursing home and hadn't liked it. She only became my patient here when she came to Berebury but I can tell you that she was very anxious indeed not to go back into that hospital over there.'
âWhere to now, sir?' asked Crosby.
âAnywhere where we can sit down and compile a list,' said Sloan, aware of a tiredness already seeping into his body. Sleep had come late and lightly to him the night before. âBack to the station, I think.'
Crosby brightened. âThe canteen might be open now.'
It was.
Cradling his hands round a large mug of coffee, Sloan started to think aloud. âWe need to take a look at the hospital records at Calleford, Crosby, and see if one Josephine Eleanor Short was ever nursed by the dead girl when she was a patient there. That, if you can remember, was where Lucy Lansdown trained.'
âYes, sir.' Crosby had opted for tea. He kept one hand on the handle of the mug and with the other pulled out his notebook. Swopping the mug into his other hand, he retrieved a pencil from a pocket and made a note. âAnd whose say-so are they going to do that on, might I ask?' He sniffed. âNot mine, I'll bet.'
âA court order, I expect, or a dispensation from God which comes to much the same thing. We might be able to suborn their director of nursing, Crosby, but I doubt it. We might try the chief executive man to man before we try her. Or we might not. And don't forget we want to know whether Josephine Short was being nursed at a time when Lucy Lansdown was around there. I'll remind them all that we could be talking murder here. That usually loosens tongues.'
âRighteo.'
Sloan sighed deeply and then stretched his arms up behind his head and locked his fingers together to make a headrest. âAnd we'd better run a check on exactly when William Wakefield landed in the UK and what he did afterwards. You can talk to the airline he flew in on. Oh, and with the Met about the hotel where he spent the night. Sounds a very posh one to me. Theoretically I suppose he could have come down to Berebury, pushed the girl into the river and got back to London again in the time.'
âEasy-peasy-lemon-squeezy,' said the constable.
âEven by driving safely,' said Sloan with a perfectly straight face. Crosby's fast driving was a byword in the force. âBut why on earth he should have done so beats me.'
âAnother mug, sir?'
Sloan handed over his empty mug and went on thinking aloud. âAnd I suppose we'd better check up on this grandson of the old lady's, Joe Short, too, although he says he didn't know the girl from Adam.'
âEve,' said Crosby.
âAnd get me something about this island he's supposed to have come from,' continued Sloan, rising above this.
âYes, sir.'
âAnother thing â get in touch with his firm over there to make sure he's all he says he is. Get them to send us an email photograph of him. His employers are bound to have one of him on file â that's if they're into keeping proper records out there, which if it's as benighted as some places they might not be.' He regarded the constable without enthusiasm and said, âOh, and make absolutely certain that Joe Short was safely tucked up at the Bellingham last night, too.'
Detective Constable Crosby made another note.
Sloan went on thinking aloud. âThere must be some connection between the girl in the river and the Wakefields because of her going to their great-aunt's funeral but as to what it isâ¦'
âOr with the Short fellowâ¦'
âTrue. Mustn't forget that.'
He was talking to the empty air.
âAnd,' resumed Sloan, three minutes later, when Crosby came back with two brimming mugs and a couple of Chelsea buns, âget a trained search team to go through Lucy Lansdown's house. Tell them to come back to me with a report on anything and everything they findâ¦and don't find â especially her handbag. We need a clear steer on the girl.' He took a sip of his fresh coffee. âShe's a bit shadowy at the moment.'
âNothing known against,' contributed Crosby. âI did the check.'
âOh, and you can set up a press conference. Her picture in the papers might just help to bring something up but don't give them her name. You never knowâ¦'
That you never knew with press conferences was very true. What came out of the woodwork after the press got hold of a story was an unknown factor. They could spin a tale better than any spider and they could dig deeper and less scrupulously than any police force in this country, too.
âOkey dokeâ¦' began Crosby, amending this when he caught Sloan's eye to, âYes, sir. I've got all that.'
âWhile I have a word with the coroner's officer,' finished Detective Inspector Sloan.
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âA court order!' expostulated Superintendent Leeyes instantly the words were mentioned.
âFor access to the medical records of the late Josephine Eleanor Short,' said Detective Inspector Sloan.
âYou'll be lucky to get those out of anybody,' pronounced Leeyes.
âBecause I don't suppose the hospital will give them to us without a court order,' finished Sloan.
âI don't suppose they will either,' snapped Leeyes. âThey'll go on and on about medical confidentiality and then they'll misplace a computer disc and lose all their data to the stolen identity specialists.'
âRecords dating back at least three years,' persisted Sloan steadily.
âThey can lose them quicker than that,' pointed out Leeyes. âWhether they can find them again after so long is another matter altogether.' He shot Sloan a severe look. âMore than three years ago is a long time. What do you want them for, anyway? You said you were satisfied that the old woman died of natural causes and you've got a death certificate to prove it.' He hesitated and sniffed. âWell, not prove it exactly.'
Detective Inspector Sloan agreed that a death certificate per se only proved the willingness of a registered medical practitioner to write one, not that it was correct. The police held what was known in diplomatic circles as âa settled view' on this subject. Even if they did not publicise it.
âAnd yet the hospital's always creating about our not having someone in their Accident & Emergency Unit at the drop of a hat, Friday and Saturday nights, for the drunk and disorderly,' grumbled Leeyes resentfully. âThat sister there is a holy terror.'
âIt isn't the old lady's death I'm worried about,' said Sloan, sticking to the point. âIt's the girl in the river we're really concentrating on.'
âWell it certainly doesn't sound like it to me,' rejoined the superintendent unsympathetically.
âWhat we need to know, sir,' persisted Sloan, âis whether when Josephine Short was a patient in the hospital this girl taken out of the riverâ'
âWho you tell me has now been identified as Lucy Lansdown,' said Leeyes.
âLucy Lansdown,' agreed Sloan, âwho you will remember was a nurseâ'
âYou've said that already, Sloan.'
âWhat we need to know,' repeated Sloan, clamping down hard on rising exasperation, âis whether she treated Josephine Short or even visited her when she was a patient there.'
âDo I take it, Sloan, that you're hoping that there will be records of which wards she worked on while she was there?'
âYes, sir. They shouldn't be too difficult for the hospital to find because she was a student nurse in training at the time. I don't think that those sort of nursing records would be construed as confidential. Not in the circumstances.'
âMurder,' said the superintendent trenchantly.
âThose records might just help,' admitted Sloan. âAlthough it may not take us any nearer knowing what the connection between the two women is.' He paused and added. âIf any.'
âAnd they're both dead now.'
âExactly, sir.' A lesser man might have verbally patted the superintendent on the head for getting there at last. Instead, Sloan said, âThis court order to serve on the Calleford hospital, sir. Can I go ahead and apply for it?'
A beatific smile suddenly appeared on the superintendent's face. âYou did say Calleford Hospital, didn't you?'
âYes, sir. Apparently Josephine Short lived over that way before she went into the Berebury Nursing Home and it's where Lucy Lansdown did her nursing training.'
âWhy didn't you say so before, Sloan?' said Leeyes, sitting up alertly. âThat's quite different. If it's an enquiry called for over in “A” Division, then I think that Calleford can do the applying for us. After all,' he said virtuously, âit wouldn't do for us to be seen trespassing in another manor, would it, now?'
Detective Inspector Sloan was unsurprised. No anthropologist was keener on the territorial imperative than Superintendent Leeyes.
The smile was still creasing across the superintendent's face. âGive them over there something to do instead.'
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The old-established â and rather old-fashioned â firm of Messrs Morton & Son Ltd, Funeral Directors, was well known in the market town of Berebury for the understanding and sympathetic service it rendered to the bereaved. As was proclaimed in letters of gold on the office door, these were available âNight and Day'. The firm was also well known to the police force for its equally ready response when required by Her Majesty's Coroner to remove a body forthwith to the mortuary for further examination. That was a night-and-day service, too.
There was thus no delay in young Tod Morton's having speedy access to Detective Inspector Sloan when he called at the police station that morning, even though that officer was very busy indeed. The delay came later â while he got to the point.
âSorry being a bother, Inspector,' began the young undertaker in the low-key manner that went with his calling.
Since all of Sloan's work involved a bother somewhere to someone â usually Sloan himself â all he said was, âGo on.'
âI've just come from Damory Regis,' went on Tod. âYou know, over Almstone way.'
âI do know, Tod,' he said, reaching for his notebook. âTell me.'
âFrom the church â St Nicholas's â well, from the churchyard there, actuallyâ¦'
Detective Inspector Sloan remained alert. Anything about Damory Regis was of interest to him now. âAnd?'
âWe did a burial there a couple of days ago,' said the young undertaker, in the same serious way.
âGo on,' said Sloan, suppressing an urge to shake him.
âWell, the vicar there, quite a decent fellow actuallyâ'
âDo get on with it, Todâ¦'
âWell, he â Reverend Tompkinson, that is â rang and complained to Dad about the condition of a new grave there. Didn't like his churchyard looking untidy, he said.'
Sloan ground his teeth. âComplain about what about the grave, Tod?'
âThat's just it, Inspector. We didn't know ourselves at first.'
âI'm never going to know at this rate,' said Sloan, resisting a strong impulse to grab him by the lapels of his neat black coat and give him a good shake.
âSo Dad said to pop along this morning just to check on what the vicar was on about. Didn't want to blame the sexton, you see. Can't be doing without the sexton's help, can we? I did say that Reverend Tompkinson's usually all right, didn't I?'
âYes,' said Sloan shortly. âYou did.'
âDad's always quite keen on checking anyway, gravediggers being what they are. “Alas, poor Yorick” and all that.' He looked anxiously at Sloan. â
Hamlet
, you know.'
âI know,' said Sloan, suppressing further comment with difficulty.
âAnd you never can tell with chalk.'
âNor bees, Tod.'
âDoesn't settle well, chalk.'
Detective Inspector Sloan decided that silence might be a quicker way to the point.
âWell, it wasn't all right. The grave, I mean.'
âNot all right?'
âNo.' Tod shook his head. âDisturbed. We've never had that happen before. Not at Morton's. The grave not being all right afterwards, I mean. Never. I told Dad and he said to come straight round here and tell you.'
âIn what way not all right?' asked Sloan carefully.
Tod still didn't relax. âWell, if you were to ask me I should say that it had been disturbed overnight. A bit more than just disturbed, actually. And it must have been overnight. Stands to reason.'
âFoxes, little foxes?' suggested Sloan, well grounded in the
Song of Solomon
by a churchgoing mother, quoting with more than a touch of irony â“The little foxes that spoil the vine”?' A keen gardener himself, he knew only too well what damage foxes â little and large â could do. âThey like churchyards, Tod. Nice and quiet. Or badgers? Badgers can do a lot of damage overnight.'
âNeither foxes nor badgers,' said Tod Morton flatly, getting to the point at last. âNot unless they brought a screwdriver with them. The coffin lid had been lifted.'
âWhat!' Sloan exploded.
âWhen I said the grave had been disturbed,' said Tod, professionally given to understatement, âI meant it was the coffin that had been.'
âOpened, you mean?' said Sloan, abruptly bringing all equivocation to an end.
âThat's right,' said Tod uneasily. âThe screws had been undone. We put six screw caps on coffins but only use four screws. It looks better, you know. Besides, nobody's going to know.'
âThese small economiesâ¦' began Sloan. What he should have been saying was that exhumations were a matter for the Home Office and a lot of palaver.
âWe always put on six handles, though,' responded the undertaker immediately. âMost firms only use four.'
âThe coffin, Todâ¦'
âBut he â whoever got in there, that is â didn't know about the dummy screws and he must have tried to unscrew one of the screw caps that didn't lead anywhere and knocked it off trying.'
âThat all, Tod?' He needed to get going on this as quickly as he could.
âWell, no, Inspector. Actually, it's even worse than that.'