Nothing Is Impossible: The Real-Life Adventures of a Street Magician (20 page)

CHAPTER 9

THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION

DESPITE ALL THE
whirlwind adventures Dan and I were having, the thing we wanted most just wasn’t happening. Our own TV show. It was a weird scenario. It felt like we were rising to the top at 100mph, but the chance of making a proper TV series was travelling at 200mph – always out of our grasp. We couldn’t get a show commissioned nor make enough money to fund our own show.

There were points between 2008 and 2010 when I was very, very down. I thought about all those years ago while I was recuperating in hospital, watching the film
Troy
. My moment of revelation. But sometimes, it felt like I’d never be able to impact the world through my magic the way I wanted to. And I couldn’t see a way of getting any further.

I’d been on
Richard and Judy
and thought, ‘
This is it
.’ I was presented an award by Will Smith, the biggest actor in the world, and thought, ‘
This is definitely it
.’ Meeting Prince Charles, having the support of Coldplay, playing to 1.3 billion people at the EMAs, levitating Lindsay Lohan, appearing on Jonathan Ross… Every milestone I reached just didn’t seem to take me any further than where I’d already been. I was on the cusp of achieving my
ambitions, but I could never quite get past that tipping point. I was disillusioned. I was down. I was close to giving up. Close, but not quite.

The story of getting
Dynamo: Magician Impossible
, my first TV series, made is a long and convoluted one. But the way things finally worked out still mesmerises me.

Along the way I heard all sorts of things from the TV people. ‘This kid’s amazing, we’re gonna make him a star!’ ‘Oh my God, how do you not have your own TV show already? Get this kid a series now.’ Or, on a bad day, ‘We really like you, Dynamo, but we just can’t see how you’re going to work.’ I don’t know what was worse: the flat refusals or the empty promises.

I’d read somewhere that Leonardo DiCaprio had over fifty auditions before he finally won a part in a major motion picture. I knew the Beatles’ demo had initially been rejected by four different record labels. Will Smith had waited two years trying to hustle his way into a TV studio. Even my friend, Tinie Tempah, had been working for six years before he got a record deal.

But I was so disheartened.

Deciding to take fate into my hands, I decided to do everything possible to get my TV show –
The Art of Astonishment
as it was then called – made. I realised that a brand-new show reel could be the most important tool that I had. Because I’m a visual artist, and people want to see examples of my magic, I knew I had to make a show reel that would demonstrate exactly the type of TV programme that I wanted to make. If people didn’t get my vision for my show, then I’d make it myself and prove my ideas were worthy of investment.

We compiled all the footage, everything we’d shot over the years – from the levitation I’d done in Singapore with Lindsay Lohan to
my appearance on Jonathan Ross. It took Dan about four months to cut it, it was so painstaking. We treated it like we were making a TV show, even though it was only six minutes’ long. But we’d seen other magicians’ show reels and they weren’t particularly inspiring. We wanted something that was engaging and well paced. So we spent a long time developing and creating what we thought would be the ultimate magician’s show reel.

We took it to all the right places and showed it to all the right people, but no one was interested. Dan was good at keeping me positive, telling me that we had to keep going and we’d get there. And actually a lot of good things happened because of the show reel. I went to LA to hook up with Snoop Dogg to appear on his TV show,
Fatherhood
, which I filmed with his kids on Sunset Boulevard. I did Ashton Kutcher’s
Aplusk
online show with Ashton and Kim Kardashian. I met with top Hollywood talent agents who were full of the whole ‘We’re gonna make you a star, kid’ spiels. But ultimately, nothing came through. No one would give me a TV series.

I returned to London and went back to private gigs and hustling my way around nightclubs. I felt like I’d tried everything within my powers to succeed, but perhaps it was time to accept my lot in life.

Little did I know it then, but finally, things were about to change. A disastrous meeting, an auspicious dinner and a case of coincidence finally got us back on track.

One day, I was performing at a private party for a producer from Working Title Films who had worked on, among others,
Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fargo, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Notting Hill
and so on. It was out in the countryside and you had extremely powerful media and political figures gathered, landing in helicopters and roaring up in the latest Ferraris and Porsches.
I did some magic for this guy called Nick and he was so into it. ‘I need you to meet my wife’, he said excitedly. Nick was married to a woman called Christa D’Souza, a journalist on
The Sunday Times
. ‘She’ll definitely want to interview you for the newspaper,’ Nick said. So Dan and I, who were sharing a flat in north London at that time, invited them both round for dinner.

After the interview, I did some new magic that I was working on, and, once again, I blew them away, firstly by taking away Nick’s strength, then by pushing Christa’s phone into a bottle. Nick, who is the managing director of the theatre producer Cameron Mackintosh said, ‘Look, Dynamo, what do you want to do? Where are you trying to take your magic?’ I said, ‘I want to make a TV show. It’s called the
The Art of Astonishment
but we can’t get funding. I want to integrate the magic I do with the story of my life so far and make a four- or six-part series. That’s what I want to do.’

It turned out that Nick had a good contact at Universal Pictures. Before they left, we played them the show reel, which they loved, and Nick said he’d forward it to his contact. Pretty much straight away, Universal got in touch with us, offering us a distribution deal for a DVD. They said, ‘We’d love to do something, but in order to do the DVD, you need to have a TV channel on board first.’

We were back to square one. It was really frustrating. We had a major DVD investor who was willing to put money in. We had all of the ideas and we had the knowledge of how to make a show that we thought could be a big hit. We had everything in place apart from a TV deal – that was the last piece of the puzzle. Dan went back to the same people we’d been talking to over the years – production companies, TV channels – pointing out that we had backing for the marketing and distribution of a DVD to accompany the series. There were no takers. We got the same
old knock-backs with the same old excuses: ‘We’re just not sure it’s a format that will work for us.’

‘OK, I HAVE
someone interested in potentially making a TV series with you guys. They don’t have much budget, but maybe you can work something out’.

It was April 2010 and Dan had received a phone call from a contact connected with my Channel 4 show,
Dynamo’s Estate of Mind
, back in 2006. It was a low-budget, one-off special that followed me around the country as I performed magic for everyone from Har-Mar Superstar to Coldplay. The meeting would be with a TV executive.

‘What do you think, D? Is it worth it?’ Dan asked. ‘It turns out they have even less budget than the TV show we made four years ago.’ He was concerned that this might be yet another waste of time, but I decided to try to stay optimistic. ‘You know what? Let me just go and talk to them. I’ll meet anybody, let me just see what they’re saying.’

I had to go to a booking on the day of the meeting, so Dan went without me. The executive had a scruffy office in north London. The meeting started off badly, and went downhill from there.

‘So, “Dynamo”, right? I’ve never heard of him. Tell me what this guy’s about,’ said the exec, slouched in his chair, feet up on his desk. Given that I was fairly well known in TV circles, this came as a surprise to Dan, but he took it on the chin.

‘I don’t want to tell you too much about Dynamo, because I can’t do proper justice to what he does,’ he replied. ‘I think it’s better if you see what he’s about.’

Dan set up the show reel on the guy’s computer and it played through the big screen in his office. It opened with an incredible montage of Will Smith and Coldplay reacting to my magic, but when Dan looked over, the guy was twiddling with his BlackBerry. He wasn’t even watching the screen. He looked up for a couple of seconds, looked back down, and kept on typing.

I love social media. I can stay in touch with my followers wherever I am

He ignored the show reel to the point that his screensaver kicked in. ‘Mate, do you want to fix that?’ asked Dan, as pictures of the TV executive’s holiday whirred around the screen. ‘Hmm, oh, yeah, yeah,’ said the exec, absently touching the mouse. So far, he had paid about four seconds of attention to my show reel. He just sat there on his BlackBerry. At one point, he even left the room to talk to someone outside.

After six minutes of the guy barely tuning in the show reel ended. He turned to Dan. ‘So, most people think magicians are assholes, what makes this guy so different?’ The guy’s rudeness and arrogance was actually almost comical. ‘If you’d just looked at the show reel, then you might have some idea,’ Dan retorted.

The exec got quite shirty about that; he really thought he was a big cheese. Taking a deep breath and masking his irritation, Dan explained to him that we wanted to make a show that comprised close-up magic with big stunts where we would have a big finish at the end of each one. What would make it different was that it would be a narrative-based show. It would be following me through my life and my attempts to share magic with the world. It would be about me as much as it would be about the magic. It was pretty much how
Dynamo: Magician Impossible
would turn out some two years later.

‘Well, what kind of things does he do that would be interesting to film?’ the exec yawned.

‘Well, for instance, this week he’ll be ringside at the David Haye fight,’ Dan replied. Haye had just won the world title – he was a big deal and this was a huge sporting event.