Authors: Jo Carnegie
âHarriet, darling!' Babs Sax had materialized in front of her. She was wearing lime-green wide-legged trousers and a billowing patterned blouse, cinched in with a leather belt to show off her minuscule waist. Her hair looked a brighter red than ever, and was flowing loose round her shoulders.
âEr, hello, Babs,' Harriet replied, surreptitiously looking over Babs's shoulder. Blondie was nowhere to be seen. Harriet tried to ignore the stab of disappointment, and smiled at Babs. âHow are you? We haven't seen much of you this Christmas. Have you been away?'
âYah, I've been in San Francisco painting,' Babs breathed. âThe light there is wonderful this time of year.'
âSounds lovely,' said Harriet, but Babs's eyes were already darting round the room.
âAre you here with Camilla?' she asked, vaguely.
âNo, she's away travelling at the moment. I'm here with a friend from London.'
âHow fascinating,' said Babs, sounding like it was anything but. âYou must excuse me, I've just seen an old friend I simply must catch up with.'
âWhat the fuck are you doing here?'
Harriet whirled round. Saffron was standing before them, her face as white as a sheet. She was staring at Babs with a mixture of shock and undisguised hostility.
âThis is Babs Sax . . .' Harriet started, but Saffron cut her off.
âI know who she is.'
Panic flooded Babs's face. She opened her arms. âDarling, how wonderful to see you!' Her voice was quivering.
Saffron took a step back. âGet the fuck away from me,' she spat.
Harriet was baffled. âI'm sorry, do you two know each other?'
The two women seemed frozen to the ground, Babs's face beseeching, while Saffron's was a mask of anger.
âUnfortunately, yes.' Saffron's voice was like steel. âThis woman . . .' She could barely get the words out. âThis woman is my mother.'
Harriet couldn't quite believe what she'd heard.
Babs took another tentative step forward. âSaffron, darling . . .'
âDon't call me that,' said Saffron through clenched teeth. âDoes Aunt Velda know you live here? Have you been plotting behind my back or something?'
âI haven't spoken to my sister for months!' Babs laid one bony hand on Saffron's arm, but she shook it off as if she'd been scalded.
âDon't you dare touch me!' Eyes filling with tears, Saffron fled for the door.
Harriet found her outside several minutes later. Even through the dark, she could see Saffron's face was swollen with tears.
âSaffron, I'm so sorry,' Harriet gasped. âI had no idea.'
Saffron wiped a hand across her face. âI should have known she'd turn up one day. She's like a fucking locust.' She sniffed. âAunt Velda must have known she was here, why the fuck didn't she say anything?'
âLet's go back to the Hall and talk about things.'
âNo,' Saffron's tone was final. âI don't want to give her another moment's thought.'
A cab pulled up, dropping off some more party-goers. The cabbie stuck his head out of the window. âGoing anywhere, girls?'
âCan you take me to Clanfield Hall?' Saffron asked. The cabbie nodded.
âI'll come back as well,' said Harriet. âSaffron, I'm worried about you.'
Saffron gave her a strained smile. âH, I'm fine. I just want to be alone for a bit. Don't let that stupid cow spoil your New Year's Eve as well.'
With that she briefly hugged Harriet and climbed into the cab.
HARRIET NEEDED A
stiff drink. Babs Sax was Saffron's mother! What were the chances of her turning up in Churchminster, of all places? Harriet felt dreadful, but then again how could she have known? Saffron had never liked talking about her mother and Velda rarely mentioned her, either.
Had
she known Babs was living in Churchminster? Why on earth hadn't she said something? Harriet's mind was whirling with possibilities, not to mention a large amount of Dom Perignon.
âYou look like a lady with things on her mind,' said a deep voice. Harriet turned and her heart jumped: it was the blond man from earlier. She fleetingly thought how red her nose must be after standing outside in the cold.
Blondie was holding two glasses of champagne. âI'm Rupert Huxley. Delighted to make your acquaintance.'
âThank you.' Harriet took a flute. âI'm Harriet Fraser.'
Rupert smiled, his eyes crinkling up at the corners. âCheer up! It might never happen.'
Harriet sighed. âI think it already has. I'm worried about my friend.'
âI'm sure she's fine,' said Rupert smoothly. He raised his glass. The signet ring on his little finger glinted in the overhead lights. âCheers!'
âCheers!' said Harriet, some of her good mood returning.
An hour later Harriet and Rupert were deep in conversation. He really was a most interesting chap. Instead of taking over his father's thousand-acre farm in Worcestershire, Rupert had devised the prototype for a solar-powered lawnmower. He was just waiting to hear from a large engineering company whether they were willing to take it on.
âMy theory is that people only mow their grass when it's sunny. So with the rise in oil and fuel prices, what better way to run a vehicle than off the energy from the sun?'
âI wish I could think of something as clever as that,' Harriet told him. âIt's a brilliant idea.'
Rupert looked rather pleased with himself. âI think so, too.'
A squat man with enormous shoulders came over. âAnother drink, Rupe? It's almost midnight!'
âPlease, old chap,' said Rupert. âThis is Harriet . . . Harriet, this is Biff.'
Biff gave Harriet a perfunctory glance. âDelighted,' he said, and headed for the bar.
âWhy's he called Biff?'
âNutter on the rugger pitch.'
Biff returned with more champagne, and Harriet and Rupert clinked glasses. All the alcohol was suddenly going to Harriet's head. She'd better ease off after this one and besides, she didn't want to be a dribbling mess when she got home in case Saffron needed a shoulder to cry on.
The music stopped. They both looked over to the bar, where Jack Turner had climbed up on to a stool.
âAll right everyone! It's nearly New Year. Let's have a countdown. Ten . . .'
âNine, eight, seven, six,' everyone shouted. âFive, four, three, two . . .'
âHappy New Year!' The pub erupted as everyone cheered, grown men threw their arms round each other and kissed, and champagne corks flew through the air like missiles.
Rupert gazed at Harriet. âSo, do I get a celebration kiss?'
Harriet blushed. She went to kiss his cheek, but he turned his head and caught her full on the lips.
âI've wanted to do that all night,' he whispered. âDo you fancy getting out of here?'
This was a bit fast
, Harriet thought. âWell, er . . .'
Rupert smiled. âDon't worry, I'm not a murderer or anything. Biff will vouch for my credentials.'
Looking at the hulking Biff, Harriet wasn't sure if he was capable of vouching for anything, but the vision of her as an old spinster being eaten alive by cats swam into her mind again. She was thirty-two years old, and had slept with only two men. She needed to start living life a little.
âThat sounds good . . . Not that I'm easy or anything,' she added awkwardly.
The crinkles came out again and Harriet decided she had definitely made the right choice. âYou're a lady and I'm the perfect gentleman. Let's start with coffee, shall we?'
âCoffee,' agreed Harriet. As she went to get her coat, someone threw a leftover scallop from the buffet straight down Stacey Turner's still gaping cleavage. A murderous look crossed Jack's face as he scanned the bar for the perpetrator. Harriet decided it was definitely a good time to leave.
Outside, Lucinda Reinard was arguing with a cab driver.
âWe didn't book you until 2 a.m.!' she told him. A bottle and a half of Bollinger had made her voice even louder than normal.
âI was told midnight,' said the cabbie stubbornly.
Lucinda rolled her eyes. âMy dear fellow, as if anyone would book a cab for midnight on New Year's Eve!'
Harriet interrupted. âLucinda? Why don't I take this one and you can have mine. It's booked for 2 a.m.'
Lucinda looked at Harriet. She was slightly cross-eyed. âWell, if you don't mind.' She looked over Harriet's shoulder at Rupert and laughed horsily. âWell, hel-lo handsome! I can see why you want to sneak off earlyâ'
âHappy New Year,' said Harriet hurriedly and climbed into the cab, pulling Rupert in behind her. They watched Lucinda stagger off into the pub.
The cabbie turned round. âWhere to?'
They looked at each other. âI'm staying with a few chums in the Bedlington, we could always go back there,' said Rupert. âMight be a jot crowded, though.'
Harriet thought for a moment. âCome back to mine,' she said.
Rupert cocked his head. âIf you're sure.'
Harriet leaned forward. âGate Cottage please, driver. It's just off Clanfield Road.'
A few minutes later they pulled up at the entrance to the hall. Rupert whistled at the sight of Clanfield Hall. âNice pile.'
âThis is my place, actually. My parents live at the Hall,' said Harriet. She had already decided there was no way she was taking him back to the main house. It would be just her luck if her father had thrown one of his legendary fits and insisted on coming home early.
âSo that makes you Lady Harriet?' asked Rupert as he paid the cab driver.
Harriet fumbled for her door key. âNo. It's just my parents who have the title. I think I'd feel a bit silly anyway, being called a “lady”.'
Inside the hallway the air was stale and fusty. It was also freezing. âI haven't been here for a while, the heating hasn't been on,' apologized Harriet. âCome through and I'll make the coffee.'
As she flicked on the kitchen light, harsh illumination filled the room. Rupert blinked and Harriet noticed his eyes were rather bloodshot. She switched on the kettle. âWon't be a minute.'
In the downstairs loo, she looked at herself in the mirror. She didn't look that bad actually, the super-strength hair serum Frances had put in her stocking had worked wonders. Confidence buoyed, Harriet applied another coat of lipstick.
The kettle was whistling by the time she got back. Rupert was leaning against the work surface, hands in pockets. âEverything all right?' he enquired.
âPerfectly, thank you.' Harriet opened one of the cupboards. âI'm afraid I've only got powdered milk, I haven't had a chance to stock up.'
Before she knew it Rupert had bounded across the room and taken her in his arms. âI must have you now,' he murmured into her ear.
âOh!' Harriet hadn't quite been expecting this. His lips found hers, and his tongue moved sloppily into her mouth. Harriet felt rather like she had fallen face first into a washing machine on the rinse cycle.
Rupert's hands found a buttock each and squeezed hard. The pair moved out into the hallway, snogging furiously, and Harriet felt her bra ping open. Rupert stopped kissing her for a moment and, putting one arm round her shoulders and the other under her leg, tried to pick Harriet up. To her mortification, she stayed firmly on the ground.
âChrist, you must weigh more than Biff!' he exclaimed. âI've picked him up in a wedgie enough times. Only joking, I like a girl with a bit of meat on her.' He kissed her again and they started shuffling awkwardly up the stairs.
By the time they got into Harriet's bedroom she was topless, having lost her blouse and bra somewhere between the sixth and seventh steps. It was so cold her nipples were sticking out like two thimbles from Cook's prized sewing box. Breathing heavily, Rupert pushed her on to the bed, jumped on top of her and began furiously dry humping. Harriet
really
hadn't been expecting this. She lay underneath with her arms by her sides, feeling rather foolish.
âWait a minute.' Rupert sat back and pulled his trousers off. He rummaged in one of the pockets and produced a silver packet.
âAre you a horse lover?' he asked huskily.
âExcuse me?' Harriet asked in alarm. Horse was, in fact, the name of the braying oik she had lost her virginity to a couple of years earlier.
âI know you country girls, you like something big and strong between your thighs.' As Rupert pulled her skirt and knickers off with all the romantic flair of someone stripping a bed, Harriet quickly realized he wasn't a foreplay man. After a couple of seconds grunting and pushing, he was inside her, thrusting back and forth.
âOh yeah, oh yeah!' Rupert groaned.
Harriet felt strangely disassociated, like it was happening to someone else. She hadn't had much experience at this, but she wasn't sure if Rupert was very good at it.
He tweaked one of her nipples and Harriet winced. She half expected him to announce he was trying to tune into Classic FM.
âI can see I'm making you nice and hard. Let's do it doggy.' Before Harriet knew it, Rupert had flipped her over on to all fours. Maybe this position would be better.
As Rupert entered her again, Harriet could feel his balls slapping against her inner thighs. It was kind of tickly. She was concentrating on getting into the rhythm of things when a searing pain shot up her rectum.
âOw!' she shrieked.
Rupert stopped, his hands on her hips. âSorry old girl, I went in the back door by mistake! Are you OK?'
âFine, thank you,' she said, trying to regain her composure.
A few thrusts later, it was over. âRupe's home and dry! Or wet, should I say.' He chuckled indulgently. âDid you come?'
âEr, of course,' lied Harriet.
Looking smug, Rupert flopped down next to her. A few seconds later, his phone beeped. He sat up and rifled through his clothes.