Read Little Bits of Baby Online
Authors: Patrick Gale
âThere must be more here than they can possibly eat in a year,' Faber said.
âOh yes. Some go to the girls on Corry in a swop for honey and wax, otherwise the surplus is sold in the market at Cloud Regis. They make cider too, and chutney. I found some of the chutney in a grand delicatessen in Chelsea so it's not as amateur as it looks. I very nearly died in here,' he went on. âI should have, really.' Faber replaced the apple and caught up with him.
âHow come?' he asked.
âWhen I first arrived, eight years ago.' Robin came down from the ladder and took Faber by the shoulders. âFaber, listen. I'm not well. I have attacks.'
âYou're better. You said so. The breakdown's finished. Anyone can see that.'
âNo. I still have attacks. It's like ⦠They're like panic attacks. Paranoia. I don't know. I read up on them a bit in London. I even went to some doctors. I think I might be schizophrenic. It could get worse.'
Faber locked his hands over Robin's arms.
âYou should have told me,' he said.
âWould it have made any difference, then?'
âOf course not. But you should have told me.'
âHow could I? You had enough on your plate and I ⦠I thought it had gone away.'
âWhat brings them on? These attacks.'
âNothing in particular. Stress, perhaps. I don't know. Faber, it's not fair on you. It's not fair on Iras either.'
âYou running away isn't fair. We love you, Robin.'
âI hadn't had one when I got here first. Not badly. Not since the mild ones when I was younger. I was just running. I just wanted to get right away from everybody.'
âWhat happens when one comes on?'
âNoises all go wrong. It's as though everything's hostile.' Robin's voice rose. âThat sounds nothing, but I can tell you â¦'
âSsh. I know.' Faber held him. Robin kept talking.
âI arrived in the evening â at dusk. I only knew about the place from a theology tutor I'd talked to a bit â he'd spent time here â so I didn't know my way around. An attack started as I came off the boat and was walking up here. The seagulls sounded like ⦠just horrible. You can't imagine.'
âI think I can.'
âYou can't, Faber. You couldn't possibly.' Robin broke away and snatched up a pear. He handled it absently as he talked. âAnyway, I just ran and all I could think of was getting indoors. This was the first door I found unlocked so I ran in here and slammed it shut behind me. People came and shouted outside â they'd seen me racing around like a rabbit and come to help. But their voices made it worse so I bolted the door. Then I tried to climb to get away. It was dark and I didn't see the ladder. No one was sure what happened but Luke â that's the one who was with me when you â'
âYes, Robin. We've already met.'
âOf course you have. He said that when they unpadlocked one of the other doors and got in I was buried under about a ton or more of fruit and timber. This lot had collapsed. See? Here, where the wood's newer than the rest. I was bruised a lot, I'd bust an arm and I was out cold for a day or more. It's a wonder I didn't suffocate. Apparently I only came round in order to go into a kind of, what's the word, catalepsy? Catatonia?'
âDon't ask me.'
Robin drop-kicked the pear to the far side of the room.
âI have no memories until five or six years later,' he said.
âChrist!'
âQuite.' Faber went after Robin and held him close. âYou don't want me,' Robin mumbled. âI don't work properly. I malfunction.'
âYou function fine.'
âHardly.'
Faber rocked him gently against a ladder.
âFine enough,' he said. âWe'll cope. When you have an attack, I'll hold you like this and I'll take all the sound away. We'll find a specialist. I'm rich now, remember? We're rich. Rich people get better â¦'
âI don't want to be rich,' Robin cut in.
âThink of all those bus rides!
Unlimited
bus rides! Once a week you can change the life of the beggar of your choice.'
âDon't be flippant, it ill becomes you. Will you still paint?'
âStupid! Of course I will and you'll still have to get a job and Iras will still have to go to school. Come home, Robin.' Robin still felt hard and resisting in his grasp. Faber breathed in the rich apple smell and wondered if he had ever felt such desolation. âPlease,' he said. âPlease, please come home. If you don't, I'll â¦' Faber faltered. Robin pulled back and looked at him
âYou'll what?'
Forty-Five
Candida kicked off her shoes then unzipped her dress, slipped it neatly onto a hanger, and sat at her dressing-table. Tanya, the new nanny, would be taking a heap of clothes to the dry cleaners tomorrow. Tanya was a blessing. More than that, she was a Good Person. She was firm in her kindness, even to the point of measuring out advice to Candida several times a day, which in anyone else â the ghastly Samantha, for instance â would have irritated her employer beyond measure. In Tanya however, Candida found it an awesome quality. Tanya told her to stay in more and entertain less. If the phone rang while Candida was reading Jasper a story or cuddling Perdita, Tanya told her to stay put then told whoever it was that Candida was unavailable. When Candida finished her brief stay in hospital, Tanya told her (as Jake had tried to do) that it was out of the question for her to return to work without at least one day's rest at home. In some dim, neglected corner of her spirit, Candida had discovered a slightly lazy liking for being told what to do. She didn't want Tanya to go the way of the others and she was treating her well. She was sure the Lady Canberra agency had no inkling that Tanya was a fervent follower of an extreme Right-wing Christian organisation called âFamilies First', but Candida had no intention of letting the agency or Jake or anybody know.
âIf I were you, I wouldn't tell Jake about the little incident with the young man at Jasper's school,' Tanya had said. âHe'd only worry and insist on Jasper being moved. Jasper will be far happier staying where he is. Change isn't good for them at that age.'
So Candida had told Jake nothing. A quick chat with Peter Maitland had made it clear that that particular problem was thoroughly out of the way. The other evening Tanya had seen the pills in Candida's bag. She had told her to hand them over for examination then, pleasantly and calmly, handed them back and stood over Candida as she flushed them, one by costly one, down the waste disposal unit. The elder Maitlands were coming to a supper in a few days' time; Tanya had been asked to join the party.
âMummy!' Jasper ran in without knocking. Candida registered the fault but said nothing. Tanya had said he was too young to learn and that formality would make him more nervous than he had already become.
âHello, poppet.'
âYou're home!'
âYes.' She bent down and swung him up onto her lap for a kiss. He sat there and played with her hand mirror. âHello, Tanya. Good walk?'
âLovely, thank you. We met Mrs Maitland with her little dog.'
âShe's called Brevity,' said Jasper, examining his nose closely in the mirror. âWhen can we have a dog, Mummy?'
âWhenever we like, Jasper. When would
you
like one?'
âBut you always said no before!'
âWell, silly Samantha didn't like dogs. She said they made her sneeze. But Tanya says she'd enjoy it.'
âWould she?' Jasper threw a questioning glance at his new nanny.
âIt would stop me missing our ones at home,' said Tanya.
âWhen, then?' he asked Candida.
âWait and see,' she said, tapping his nose.
âIt can't be for my birthday because I've already found the Cacharel jersey you said you'd give me if Perdita got chrissed.'
âChristened,' Tanya corrected him.
âYes, that,' he said. âWell?'
âWait and see.' Candida said again and smiled.
He looked sceptical.
âI think it's time for my tea,' he told Tanya, who laughed and led him away.
Candida held her hand mirror so that it reflected the back of her head into the main looking-glass before her. After the bandages had been removed, there had still been bad bruising and an ugly line of five stitches on her scalp. Her hairdresser had cunningly teased her hair to mask it all. Turning her head slightly, to catch the light, Candida lifted his handiwork with her free hand, and inspected the damage. The bruise had almost gone. A nurse was calling at the studio tomorrow morning to take out the stitches.
She heard Jake's car pull up outside. Since her wild cover-up attempt and its awkward results the other night they had not tried to make love. At first she had thought they were sulking with each other. Now she understood that they were manoeuvring with extreme delicacy, like two unwrapped burns victims in a confined space. The unfamiliarity of the sensation was such that she had misinterpreted it. Under Tanya's benign rule, they had recently found themselves with a âquiet night in' and had spent it listening to records and reading on either side of the fire. The extraordinary peace of the evening and the sudden sense of kinship with her husband had been almost frightening. In the days after their fight, she had thought she would never forgive his deceitfulness, but the pique her vanity had received in finding she had been Jake's second choice was shamefully soothed by the secret consideration that Jake,
her
Jake, had been Robin's first one.
âAnybody home?' Jake called in the hall. She heard Jasper call out to him and then both their voices in the kitchen. Quickly, she patted her hair back into place, dabbed on some scent and pulled on a woollen dress Jake had bought her once, that she had never worn enough. He met her in the hall.
âHi,' she said.
âHello.' He took her hand and gave it a gentle squeeze. The gesture felt more intimate than any brief kiss.
âI've got you a present,' he said. âWell. I've got
us
a present.'
âWhere?'
âIn here,' he said, smiling, enjoying his mystery. She followed him into the sitting-room. She could see nothing at first then he switched on a light. She looked around her and gave a gasp of genuine surprise. In place of the sea-green abstract that usually hung over the mantelpiece there was a new painting. âI bought it days ago but it's only just come back from the framer's,' he told her.
She recognised its elements as swiftly as if it had been a photograph. Robin. Iras Washington and part of Faber's studio. The colours were beautiful. Faber's paintings were usually cold as though he were shining too harsh a light on his subjects, but this one glowed. The frame was smooth lime-bleached wood, like driftwood.
âIs it by who I think it is?' she asked.
âYes, but he hasn't signed it, which might affect the value. Do you like it?'
âYes. Well. The colours are wonderful. “Like” is hardly the word, though. In the circumstances.'
âBut it's good,' he said. âIsn't it?'
âVery,' she reassured him. âI'm surprised he wanted to sell it.'
âHe didn't.'
âAh.'
She walked up to it. Robin seemed to be teaching Iras how to read. The sun played in their hair.
âWe can't possibly hang it in here,' she said.
âWhy ever not? I'm sure Faber wouldn't mind.'
âJake, just think a little. People will come to this room. Not just Faber and Robin, other people. This is our painting. Look. I've got the perfect place. I'll show you.' She lifted it off the mantelpiece and carried it upstairs. He followed her into their bedroom. âSee?' she said, leaning it on the mantelpiece in there. âIf we hang it here, the sunlight in the picture's going the same way as the sunlight in the room. It'll be the last thing we see at night and the first thing we see when we wake up.'
âOh yes.'
She was glad he agreed to join in the lie.
âJake, it is special. It must have cost the earth. Thank you.' She kissed him. He smelt of car leather and offices and tension; smells she liked. She kissed him again. He kissed her back urgently. Whenever he did that now she would think he was trying to prove some point about his manhood. It was a strain they would learn to live with. Like the painting.
He pulled back, looking over her shoulder at the colourful canvas and her childhood friend. Perdita was crying and they heard Tanya's quick, light footfall on the staircase.
âWhat's that bit?' he asked.
âWhich.'
âThere.' He pulled away altogether and pointed. âThe orange thing in the shadow on the table.'
âOh, that,' she said, reaching out to squeeze his hand in sympathy. âOrange peel. Don't you remember? Robin's peeled an orange to make a perfect F. Faber may not have signed it, but he's there.'
Forty-Six
Andrea was watching television. She was so excited she could hardly sit down. She kept leaning forward to adjust her books and newspapers that were on the table between her and the screen.
âCome on,' she said. âIt's nearly time.'
âComing,' Peter called from below. What was he doing? There was a report on school meals going on. A clock in one corner of the screen said it was a quarter to nine. Faber had said that they'd be on by then.
âQuickly,' she shouted. âYou'll miss it.'
The report finished but unexpectedly, Candida announced Cartoon Time and the screen was taken up with the antics of violent mice. Perhaps there was some hitch in the studio. Iras was bound to be nervous, poor dear. Peter started to sing
Happy Birthday to You
on the stairs.
âOh, hell,' Andrea thought. âI'm fifty. I don't want to be fifty.'
He appeared in the doorway with a beatific grin on his face and something behind his back.