K is for Knifeball (2 page)

Read K is for Knifeball Online

Authors: Jory John

BOOK: K is for Knifeball
12.4Mb size Format: txt, pdf, ePub
Now Daddy is shouting
like you've never heard.
And he keeps repeating
a different F word.
G
is for Grandma.
Remind her that she'll be dead soon.
H
: Hide and seek!
It's a great game to play.
Quick! Climb in here!
They'll be searching all day.
I
's for identity:
easily stolen.
Just take some guy's credit card. BOOM! Now you're Nolan.
J
is for justice.
Make sure things are fair.
If somebody wrongs you,
just cut off their hair.
K
is for knifeball.
L
is for looting.
It's time for a spree.
Throw a rock through a window!
The toys are all free!
M
is for marker,
your #1 tool
for writing your name
on the walls of your school.
N
is for nozzle,
the end of the hose.
Water the carpet and
watch how it grows!
O
is for open things up with your teeth. If your molars fall out, more will grow underneath!
P
is for push
when you're waiting in line.
Do you want to move forward?
Just aim for the spine.

[We'll figure out a drawing for this later.]

Q
is for quit
at the first sign of struggle.
As long as you . . . um . . .
Q is for . . . whatever.

Other books

The Architect by Connell, Brendan
Blood of the Guardian by Kristal Shaff
Seas of Crisis by Joe Buff
What's Really Hood! by Wahida Clark
Closing Time by Joseph Heller
Kathryn Caskie by Love Is in the Heir
Breeds 2 by Keith C Blackmore