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Authors: Peter Constantine

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Rakky
dakara, tatte mo mukenai yo.
There's a lotta skin there, so the head stays covered even when it's hard.

•   
Hinedaikon mitai dakedo, odoroku hodo
kiku naru!
It might look like a shriveled little radish, but it gets real huge!

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Ano otoko hoshidaikon muriyari atashi ni irey
to shita ked
, zenzen muri da yo.
That man tried to stuff his limp little dick into me, but it just didn't work.

The most prepossessing words bounced about at the bar are the vernacularisms referring to extremely specific traits in an organ. The
kasa
(umbrella) and the
karakasa
(paper parasol), for instance, are penises that are unusually top-heavy. The related
sakibuto
(tip fat) is even more spectacular. Its head is so disproportionately large that it keeps craning out of its foreskin. The
ibo
(pimple), on the other hand, is bottom-heavy, with a thick torso and a very small head. The
insatsumore
(printing error) is an organ that has been completely shaven, while the owner of an
utsubo
is so hairy that his pubic region extends well up beyond the root of his shaft. The
inyake
(penile burn) is dark and debauched. When organs are dangly, growing larger and larger with excitement without, however, manifesting much pith, they are called
ch
chin
(paper lanterns),
odawaraj
chin
(lanterns from Odawara),
gifuj
chin
(large egg-shaped lanterns originally from Gifu),
yowaz
(weak elephants), and
z
no hana
(elephants' trunks).

•   
Kin
kita futari no kyaku, ry
h
to mo ch
chin datta!
I had two clients yesterday who both had long dongs!

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