I'm Only Here for the WiFi (19 page)

I
would like to thank my family for always supporting me in
my imperfect journey. (Especially Mama Bear, who protects her cubs with the razor-sharp claws of love.) Anthony, I am Rocky and you are cutting my eyes in the corner of the ring so I can keep fighting. Jordana, I am a better writer because of you (and your infinite patience). To Chris, thank you for giving me my first home as a writer—the best team I could hope for—and for believing in my work. Finally, I owe you everything, Marc. I could not have written this book without you, and I will always be trying to be as good a human as you are. Thank you, everyone.