Honeydew: Stories (12 page)

Gabrielle was working late one evening, sitting at her glass-topped desk, reviewing tomorrow’s tasks. She looked up, as was her habit: to see what was going on in the little lobby, to smile at guests in a welcoming but not forward manner. She could not avoid the glimpse of herself in the mirror beside the clerk’s desk—head striped like a skunk’s fur, leg awkwardly outstretched within the disfiguring cast, crutch waiting against a pillar like a hired escort.

A woman stood at the elevator, her back to Gabrielle. Though she was wearing an orange jacket, not a green raincoat, and though her hair was flicked sideways into a toothed barrette, not hanging loose, Gabrielle knew who it was. The hatbox was a sort of hint. But beauty like Minata’s once seen is recognizable even from the rear—beauty originating in a place where skin is brown and teeth white and nymphectomies the local sport. Gabrielle identified also the white-pompadoured man pushing the elevator’s button.

This is not a love hotel…
She kept staring until Minata turned. Minata flashed a happy grin, and Gabrielle gave her the professional grimace with the gap where a tooth once resided.

Minata walked across the lobby toward Gabrielle. Her eyes traveled downward and stopped at the boot. Her smile collapsed. “You must wear that thing? For healing? They tell you that?”

“Yes. I can hobble now. When they remove it I’ll be able to walk.”

“Do not wait. Go to Selene.”

Gabrielle felt her face redden. Shame? No, desire: desire that had eluded her for fifty-two years until Selene, maimed Selene…

“Hobble to her from the train station,” Minata suggested. “Or take a cab,” she added, revealing a practical streak, perhaps the very quality that enabled her to make the best of things.

Gabrielle frowned at her own enlarged and stiffened leg.

“Ugly but only a nuisance,” Minata said. “‘The tortoise knows how to embrace its mate.’”

T
he
Golden Swan
is the grandchild of the
Normandie,
” said Dr. Hartmann in his frail but grating voice.

What on earth was he talking about now. His slight accent was German, she guessed.

“I mean, Bella, that cruise ships descend from the great transatlantic liners. There was a time, before airplanes, when if you wanted to cross the ocean you boarded a steamship.”

His student—for Bella felt like his student, though she and Dr. Hartmann were in fact fellow passengers—fingered her limp hair. Dr. Hartmann was what you called professorial—yesterday he had delivered himself of a brief impromptu lecture on semiotics. She wished she’d understood it.

“And there was a time before steamships when, if you wanted to cross the ocean, or even if you didn’t, you sailed on a three-masted schooner.”

“‘Even if you didn’t’?” Bella echoed.

“If you happened to be a slave.”

Their small library—not theirs alone, but they were the sole occupants—was in the innermost portion of the lowest deck available to passengers. It was entirely devoid of natural light. It had a patterned rug, leather chairs, lamps with parchment shades, and four walls of shelves entirely filled with books…some stern hardbacks, some lively paperbacks.

“And now,” Dr. Hartmann wound up, “these ships are constructed solely for the joys of the cruise.” How joyless his voice was. “For swimming, dancing, sunbathing, eating, gambling. The ports of call, you will see for yourself, are incidental. And I have heard of ships which make no stops, giving up all pretense of purpose.” And he produced an inadvertent shudder, and then affected to twinkle.

This cruise was a gift to Bella and Robin from Grandpa, a gift to his dear girls, sweet as candy, pretty as pictures. He liked a little flesh on a female, yes sir! And so, last June, when they were both about to graduate college, he offered them a trip. Anywhere within reason, he said. He didn’t mean Paris.

They didn’t want Paris. They didn’t want Europe at all; they didn’t want to exhaust themselves tramping from site to important site. They wanted bright places and good food, and they knew that a Caribbean cruise promised both. An off-season one would strain Grandpa less—and so, though they could have claimed their gift along with their diplomas, they decided to wait almost a year, until the low rates of March. Meanwhile they got themselves jobs, found apartments.

“And now they’d better lose weight,” Bella’s mother had told Robin’s mother over the telephone.

“They’ll do that in their own good time,” replied comfortable Aunt Dee.

Bella, listening in on the extension, stared bleakly into the receiver. Appetite had plagued her since childhood. In her teens she’d developed an awning of a bosom, though her waist remained relatively slender. Her abdomen bulged. Her large legs were shapely, though, and her ankles were narrow—again, relatively.

Bella was sallow. Robin was pale but blushed easily. She had the ready smile of a child and eyes as green as a cake of scented soap. Her body sloped downward from narrow shoulders past jutting little breasts; it didn’t thicken until the tree-trunk waist; then came very wide hips.

The cousins had been close in high school and had gone to similar large universities. Robin studied child development and became a child-life specialist. Her manner with the hospitalized children she worked with was casual and reassuring. Bella majored in business. She was already the valued office manager of a busy real estate firm whose customers craved vistas, and whirlpool baths, and kitchens with granite counters.

Robin had never had a serious boyfriend and Bella had never had a boyfriend at all. Both liked to read—Robin favored whatever was popular; Bella read newspapers and a business weekly and biographies and, somewhat surreptitiously, novels written for middle-schoolers.

On the
Golden Swan
were two big dining rooms for evening meals. There were two small restaurants as well, one French and one Italian; but how spendthrift to patronize them when the rest of the food on the ship was free. All you could eat! There were four ports of call, one every other day in the middle of the twelve-day voyage. And swimming pools and a gym and a beauty parlor and a gift shop, and the library like a den in an old mansion. You could play shuffleboard and badminton. From a platform on the pelican deck you could drive golf balls into the sea. A party swirled every night; some had themes like Costume Ball and Talent Show. At the first party, Meet the Captain, a gray-haired Scandinavian with limited English tirelessly shook everybody’s hand and posed for small group photographs displayed for sale later in the central reception room. Robin bought one, and Bella, after some hesitation, also bought one, though she told Robin that the uniformed man must be an impersonator. Shouldn’t a captain be standing on the bridge, his eye out for whales and warships?

But to Robin and Bella the most extraordinary feature of the
Golden Swan
was the twenty-four-hour buffet. This occupied the entire aft section of the promenade deck. While eating you could watch the golf balls from the deck below soar into the sky and fall into a sea that was Wedgwood here and navy there and, late in the day, the purple of clematis. If you chose to face the buffet tables you saw colors more various. Pancakes were golden disks. Buckets of chowder sent up silvery steam. There were jeweled salads; hams as rosy as happy cheeks; mountains of tropical fruits. Mauve veal tongues lay on beds of lettuce. And ocher breads—there were glazed breads; grained breads; breads made with berries; breads made with olives; and the most delicious bread of all, a dense hard oblong cut into thin slices, tasting as if its flour had been ground from magic nuts and baked by gnomes in a forest hut. Two hollow-cheeked men spent all day carving roast beef. Another man continually dished out foamy scrambled eggs augmented with mushrooms, or tomatoes, or asparagus. There were cheeses of all varieties…runny, slippery, chewy, blue. Soufflés, one kiwi-colored, the other pale orange.

Their interior stateroom was just big enough for two narrow beds and two night tables. Cupboards and closets were built into the wall. The bathroom was a clever little wedge. Their beds got made and their bathroom cleaned the minute they left for breakfast, or so it seemed; at any rate, whenever they returned, the beds were taut and the bathroom polished. A small person took care of their rooms and other rooms on the corridor. At first they had only fleeting glimpses of this genderless figure—a flash of mustard-colored trouser; a dark elbow reflected in the mirror of someone’s open room.

But on the third morning Bella was gripped in the bowels as they were on their way to tap dancing. All those pancakes! She puffed back to their room, and saw that the tiny bathroom was occupied, so to speak. The yellow uniform, its back to her, knelt before the toilet. Dense hair was wound into a thick bun—a woman, then. Her feet protruded into the room.

“I’m sorry,” Bella said, but the devoted scrubber didn’t pause. “I’m sorry,” Bella repeated in a louder voice, and touched the yellow back. The woman sprang up. “I’m sorry,” Bella said for the third time. “I have to…”

The maid, standing now, bowed without smiling. She was square-faced and plain, of an indeterminate age—sixty? She slid out of the compact john, and Bella squeezed into it and relieved herself of a pungent stool. She washed her hands, and left without looking again at the small woman. A half hour later, studying her feet in the mirror as she practiced the shuffle, she suddenly recalled that she had failed to flush the toilet. Well, that could happen to anyone, couldn’t it, she said to the abdomen above the legs, the bosom…but her shame persisted, as if she had treated the servant like a robot.

This first port was the capital of a newly independent island nation. Its city hall had once been a governor’s palace, and public gardens exploded with hibiscus and jasmine. Citizens hissed in Spanish. Robin had more or less kept up her college Spanish because so many of her patients spoke it. She exchanged some sentences with the proprietor of a hammock store, who praised her mastery of the polite form. Guides and souvenir sellers were fluent in English.

But there was a third language, Bella noticed, probably some indigenous Indian dialect. The darker the person and the more menial his task, the more likely he was to use this tongue with coworkers. Some form of the same vernacular was common in other ports too—all of which, by their fourth debarkation, had merged in their minds. The ports were not only incidental, as Dr. Hartmann had warned; they were interchangeable. Oh, there were some differences—the first was reminiscent of the conquistadores; the second had one cathedral and one thousand shops; the third, reputedly narco-friendly, featured trips into the jungle to listen to monkeys; the fourth was a South American coastal city famous for its university, its school for the deaf, its pre-Columbian fort. But they were all colorful, noisy, polyglot, and—Bella said, and Robin agreed—falsely welcoming. They were places you would never want to live in and were rather glad to leave, to walk up a road leading to a brief gangplank leading to a man who checked you in. Home! The
Golden Swan
had become their town—a town with few laws and a loose cordiality. In the dining rooms people sat with other people at tables for ten; urged by the headwaiter, you joined a table with empty seats remaining, or began a new table which was quickly filled. Nobody dressed up. Children—there weren’t many, March not being school-vacation month—couldn’t roam free; one of the blond officers who did roam free would take an unattended child by the hand and find its parents. Passengers were not allowed in the area where the staff and crew slept. But nothing else was prohibited.

Some people began to seem like neighbors. There was a family from Maine with a retarded ten-year-old son and a clever daughter of twelve who could convert knots to miles per hour and had read up on all the ports. Melinda was staying out of school in order to make this trip, to do her share of diverting her brother. There was a short, freckled pharmacology graduate student who had brought along the research paper he was working on. He explained it at boring length to Bella’s silence and Robin’s occasional “Fascinating, Luke!” There were three women in their fifties, happy to be together, as if celebrating a reunion. They weren’t from the same city, they weren’t cousins, they weren’t classmates—“Not exactly,” the one who was a lawyer laughed. “Something like,” said the one who was a social worker. The one who seemed to be a pampered housewife merely smiled.

Some of the staff became recognizable—the thin-faced men serving at the buffet, the dance instructor, the lifeguards, and their corridor’s silent maid. They met another maid too—or at least saw her closely. They had taken a wrong turn after a fitness workout; wandering down a corridor, they came to a door labeled
INFIRMARY.
A long-haired girl with Indian cheekbones was sweeping the floor nearby.

“Hello,” Bella said. “How do we get to the swimming pool?”

No answer but a smile.

Robin repeated the question in Spanish.

The young woman leaned her broom against the wall and disappeared into the infirmary. A starched redhead came out. “Yes?” she inquired, and then gave brisk directions while the maid resumed sweeping. How beautiful she was.

Elderly Dr. Hartmann with his scrupulous goatee liked his own company. Bella had once spied him entering one of the restaurants; there, for the price of a dinner, he could sit at a table by himself. But he didn’t seem to mind her joining him in the library. In his cultivated presence she was ashamed to read her usual undemanding fare, so she was laboring through the stories of Thomas Mann, twenty pages or so every afternoon.

Every afternoon…For, unlike Robin, Bella needed to withdraw from the stimulation of the ship. So much noise—splashing, laughter, piped music, the clang of coins in the little casino. Luke’s talk, full of Latinate polysyllables. And worse: the outdoor buffet, the only place to have breakfast and lunch, had begun to sicken her soon after her first sight of its art-gallery brilliance. If only it were merely a picture it would have continued to please. But it was actual, tangible; it did not signify, it
was.
Real people with real stomachs jostled one another, and piled food onto their plates, and consumed the stuff, and returned for more—Robin did it; young Melinda too; the three ill-assorted women. The underweight Luke listened to Robin’s assessment of various pastries and followed her advice and then had seconds of his own choosing. Dr. Hartmann inserted forkfuls of omelet into his old mouth. Perhaps he needed the moisture. Perhaps he was determined to get his money’s worth. Meanwhile Bella grew helplessly abstemious. Dry toast for breakfast became all she could manage, a piece of fruit for lunch. A bit of main-dish chicken at night.

“Bella!” said Robin one dinnertime. “Are you okay? This veal is scrumptious! Try some.”

“I’m fine.” Obediently she speared a cube of repellent meat from Robin’s plate. “Yummy,” she lied.

One night a figure crept into her dream—familiar, but uncharacteristically placating. “Eat, darling!” her mother cried. “You’re supposed to diet, not starve.”

The next morning Bella created an edifice of waffles on her breakfast plate, and topped it with strawberries and whipped cream. But she couldn’t swallow more than a bite. “I have to…” she said, and left Robin and Melinda and Luke and managed to get to her room.

And there was the tiny woman, tightening the linen, smoothing the pillows. In another ten hours, during dinner, she or one of her mates would drop foiled candies onto these same pillows. Now she extended a hand toward the bathroom as if to say it was clean and ready.

“No,” Bella said. “I just want to lie down.” She did lie down. The woman stood still, perhaps puzzled. They looked at each other, one horizontal, the other vertical. One oversize, the other diminutive. One running a real estate office in preparation for operating a complicated enterprise, maybe a cruise line…the other skilled at cleaning people’s bathrooms. The maid was younger than she had seemed that first day. Her dulled face gave an initial impression of age, but she was no more than twenty. At last she resumed her work. She polished the knobs on the built-in drawers while Bella watched. She hung the cloth on a wheeled device that carried all her utensils and pushed the thing out of the room. At the door she again looked impassively at Bella. She did not say anything: not good-bye, or
adios,
or the Swedish
ahyur,
as some of the ship’s higher staff liked to do, imitating the yellow-haired officers and the rarely seen crew. Her language, whenever she did use it, would be one of those Indian ones, Chibchan, maybe, or Kuna. Yesterday afternoon in the library Dr. Hartmann had spoken of the languages. He said that certain ones were making a comeback and others were extinct, like the dodo.