Read Golden Mile to Murder Online
Authors: Sally Spencer
It had just turned half-past nine in the evening when Woodend and Paniatowski left Blackpool central police station. They had been questioning Tommy Bolton, in relay, since they'd arrested him â and they both felt like wet rags.
âHe'll have to break in the end,' Paniatowski said wearily. âHe'll have to give us the name of the man who was blackmailing him.'
âI'm not so sure of that,' Woodend replied. âHe's a bit like Gutteridge in that respect. As things stand, he won't do more than a few years in jail, an' that can seem a very attractive prospect to a man who's frightened that the only alternative is bein' murdered. An' he
is
frightened of bein' murdered. He's scared witless. Anyway, it doesn't matter â we probably won't need him.'
âWon't we?'
âI don't think so,' Woodend said. âEverythin' I need to solve this crime is up there in my head. The only thing that's holdin' me back now is that the puzzle's still in separate pieces, an' my brain needs a bit of time to slot all them together.'
âIt's as simple as that?' Paniatowski asked.
âNay, lass, it's as
complicated
as that,' Woodend told her.
They had drawn level with a pub called the Green Man. Without saying another word, the chief inspector took his sergeant by the arm and steered her inside.
Woodend walked up to the bar. âDo you sell wine?' he asked.
âOnly by the bottle.'
âThat'll suit us.' He turned back to Paniatowski. âThere's a phone over there. Ring Frank Hanson an' tell him you're very sorry but you can't see him tonight because you're out drinkin' with your boss.'
Paniatowski made the call, and then joined Woodend at the table. Though the sergeant tried to draw him out on the case, the chief inspector seemed reluctant to discuss it further, and they ended up talking about Woodend's experiences as a soldier in war-torn Europe, and Paniatowski's as a refugee.
The first bottle of wine was soon empty, and Woodend ordered a second. When they'd killed that, too, he signalled the waiter again and asked for two double scotches.
âI'd prefer vodka if they have any,' Paniatowski said.
âIs that what you drank the other night, when you were out with your boyfriend?' Woodend asked.
âNo, we drank scotch then,' Paniatowski admitted.
âThen that's what we'll drink now,' Woodend said sharply.
For a while after his uncharacteristic outburst, the conversation was stilted and awkward, but by the time they were both halfway down their second glasses of whisky they were relaxed in each other's company again â and with the third they were laughing and joking like old friends.
It was only when Woodend ordered a fourth glass, just before closing time, that Paniatowski balked. âI've had enough,' she said.
âOne more won't do you any harm,' Woodend told her.
âReally, sir, I'd rather not.'
The waiter placed the two glasses on the table. Woodend looked from Paniatowski's face to the whisky, and then back again.
âDrink it, Sergeant!' he said. âAnd that's an order!'
Paniatowski drifted hazily in and out of awareness. One moment she and Woodend were in the Green Man, the next they were walking along the promenade, with the chief inspector's arm around her waist to steady her. She was drunk, she thought in disgust. Disgracefully drunk. And it wasn't even her fault!
Another blink â another split second she hardly noticed â and they were climbing the stairs inside the Sea View Hotel.
âHave you got your key?' Woodend asked, in a voice which â to Paniatowski â seemed very loud and very hollow.
âMy wha . . .?'
âYour key. We're outside your door.'
Paniatowski fumbled in her handbag for what felt like an eternity, before eventually finding the key. She knew she wouldn't be able to slide it into the lock herself, and so she handed it to Woodend.
A sudden feeling of betrayal swept over her. She had forced herself to trust this man â it hadn't been easy, but she'd done it. And what was her reward for her efforts? He was about to revert to type â to act like every lecher she'd ever taken pains to keep at arm's length!
âSo wha' happens now?' she slurred angrily. âYou shay . . . say you'll just tuck me up in bed, and then I don' remember anything else until I wake up in the morning and find you snoring next to me?'
âYou're old enough to tuck yourself in bed, even if you are pissed,' Woodend told her. âAnd if you think I'm the sort of man to take advantage of this situation, then you don't really know me.' He pushed the door open. âThere you are, lass. Set a straight course for your bed, and you should be all right.'
âWhash goin' on?' Paniatowski demanded. âIf you din' wan' to take me to bed, why did you get me drunk?'
âIt was an experiment,' Woodend said.
âAn ess . . . periment?'
âThat's right. I had a theory that needed testin' out.' He patted her on the head in an avuncular fashion. âGet a good night's sleep, lass, an' I'll see you in the mornin'. At eight o'clock, sharp, mind! Don't be late.'
âI won' be late,' Paniatowski said, as she tottered unsteadily in the general direction of her bed. âI'm very reliable. Well kno' for it.'
The bed was closer than she'd calculated it was. Her left kneecap struck the edge of it, and she fell forward, sprawling on the counterpane.
âShit!' she mumbled into her bedding.
Behind her there was a soft click, as Woodend, still standing in the passage, gently closed the door.
A
s Woodend tucked into his cooked breakfast, he found his mind turning to thoughts of Rutter. Bob had a strong stomach for most things, but after a night on the booze even the sight of
someone else's
fry-up was enough to make him look queasy. Paniatowski seemed to be made of sterner stuff, in this respect at least. Not only did his breakfast not repulse her, but she was making a fair stab at demolishing her own.
âHow are you feelin'?' he asked.
âFine,' Paniatowski replied, slicing with vigour into her thick pork sausage.
âNo hangover?'
âI never have a hangover,' Paniatowski said â and then she frowned, because that was no longer quite true.
She looked out of the window, and then back at Woodend. There was something else which needed to said, she thought, and the sooner it was said, the better.
âAbout last night, sir â' she began.
âYes?'
âI'm sorry I accused you of wanting to get into my knickers.'
âIt was quite understandable, given the circumstances,' Woodend said. âI'm sorry I had to get you drunk.'
âWhy
did
you do that?'
âLike I said at the time, it was necessary research.'
âNecessary for what?'
âIf I'm right about this case, that'll soon become self-evident. An' if I'm not, all it'll mean is that I've spent a couple of quid needlessly.' Woodend pushed his empty plate aside and lit a cigarette. âAs soon as you've finished eatin', we're off to Fleetwood.'
âWhy Fleetwood?' Paniatowski asked.
âBecause when we were in Tommy's Bolton's bungalow yesterday, he said somethin' which I considered was highly significant â an' which seems to have gone completely over your head.'
Paniatowski glanced up at Woodend's face to see if he was joking, and decided that he wasn't.
âWhat did I miss?' she asked.
âHe was talkin' about havin' too much to drink that night at the Palace Hotel, an' his exact words were: “It wasn't until we were gettin' into the car that I realised just how drunk I was.” That's why we're goin' to Fleetwood, Sergeant â to find out exactly who this “we” were.'
The Gay Paree Theatre had not closed its doors until nearly midnight, and after that Gutteridge had stayed behind â drinking neat gin and thinking gloomily about his future â so the loud hammering on his flat door at just before ten o'clock the following morning came as something of a shock to his system.
He slipped on his faded silk dressing gown and staggered up the hall. âWho's there?' he moaned.
âPolice!' said a voice from the other side.
âI have no wish to speak to you.'
âOpen the door, or I'll kick it down,' Woodend threatened.
Reluctantly, Gutteridge slid back the bolt. The second he'd opened the door, Woodend and his sergeant barged past him and marched into the living-room as if they owned the place.
âThis is an unforgivable intrusion,' Gutteridge protested weakly. âI do have rights, you know.'
âImportant people have rights,' Woodend told him, cuttingly. âDoctors, businessmen â all the people who belong to the Golden Mile Association. But a seedy little filth merchant like you havin' rights? Don't make me laugh.'
âI'm an impresario,' Gutteridge whined.
âYou're a pimp â which is how you got tangled up in this whole bloody mess in the first place,' Woodend said. âThe Golden Mile Association wanted a bit of entertainment laid on for their “do”. They asked Tommy Bolton if he'd provide it, an' because he was suckin' up to them in the hope they'd invite him to join, he agreed. But the thing was, they wanted a little bit more than mother-in-law jokes. They wanted some smut. An' where was Bolton to get it from? Why, from you!'
âWe did nothing to contravene the law.'
Woodend glared at him. âDid I give you permission to talk?'
âNo, butâ'
âThen don't! When I want you to say somethin', you'll be the first to know. Bolton came an' asked for your help, an', for a fee, you provided it. But that's not the really interestin' bit. While you were lyin' in your pit, we've been out at the Palace Hotel, talkin' to the staff. Some of their stories contradicted each other â well, you'll always get that â but one thing they're agreed on is that when Bolton left in that Rolls Royce of his, you were sittin' in the passenger seat.'
âI was born to own a Rolls Royce, but until that night I'd never even ridden in one,' Gutteridge said sadly.
âYou're talkin' without permission again,' Woodend told him. âI won't warn you a third time.' He made his Tommy Bolton face. âNow where was I?'
âBolton and Gutteridge left the Palace Hotel in Bolton's Rolls Royce,' Paniatowski prompted.
âThat's right,' Woodend agreed. âThe same Rolls Royce which, just over an hour later, killed an old lady in the centre of Fleetwood.'
âWhat!' Gutteridge gasped.
âIt's true enough,' Woodend said. âThe car's all the evidence we need. Tommy Bolton was arrested last night.'
âBut we're not convinced he's the one we want to charge,' Paniatowski said.
Woodend shot her an angry look. âThat's enough, Sergeant,' he said.
The implication of Paniatowski's words sank in to Gutteridge's drink-befuddled brain. âYou're suggesting that
I
was behind the wheel?' he croaked.
âBolton says you were,' Paniatowski lied.
âI've told you that's enough, Sergeant,' Woodend rasped.
âCan I . . . can I tell you what really happened?' Gutteridge pleaded.
Woodend nodded. âAye, go on.'
âIt had been our intention to return to Blackpool immediately, but instead of turning right, Bolton turned left. I asked him what he imagined he was doing, and he replied that he was too intoxicated to drive at that moment, and would need some time to collect himself. He pulled into the side of the road, slumped over the steering wheel, and instantly fell into a drunken sleep.'
âAnd you couldn't resist the temptation to push him into the passenger seat, get behind the wheel yourself, and take the Rolls for a spin,' Paniatowski said.
âNo, Iâ'
âI've told you before, Sergeant, we'll hear both sides of the story before we make up our minds,' Woodend said. âCarry on, Mr Gutteridge.'
âI had no idea for how long he would be dead to the world, and I'd no intention of waiting to find out. I abandoned him to the dubious pleasure of his own company, and caught the last tram back to Blackpool.'
Paniatowski snorted her disbelief, and Woodend said, âHave you got any witnesses to that?'
âWitnesses?' Gutteridge asked, feeling the panic inside him growing. âThe conductor! Perhaps the conductor will remember me.'
âBound to,' Paniatowski agreed. âAfter all, they only work about sixteen hours a day in the season, and they can't see more than a few thousand passengers during that time. I'm sure we'll have no difficulty in finding one who remembers bringing back a particular passenger on the last tram from Fleetwood â over a week ago.'
âCould you describe him for us?' Woodend suggested.
âI . . . I didn't really notice very much about him. He was around thirty, I think. Possibly thirty-five. Or maybe even a little older.'
âHeight?'
âI'm not sure.'
âYou wouldn't like to make things a bit easier for us by admittin' straight away that you were the one who was drivin' the car when it hit the old lady, would you?' Woodend asked hopefully.
âI . . . I . . . I didn't even know Bolton's Rolls had been involved in the accident until you just told me.'
Woodend and Paniatowski exchanged sceptical looks. âWell, maybe the conductor who brought you back to Blackpool will come forward, and we'll able to cross you off the list,' Woodend said, with a total lack of conviction. âBut in the meantime, don't even
think
of leavin' Blackpool without informin' us first.' He turned towards the door. âCome on, Sergeant, we've got work to do.'
Paniatowski nodded, and followed him into the hallway.