Gods and Swindlers (City of Eldrich Book 3)

BOOK: Gods and Swindlers (City of Eldrich Book 3)
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Copyright © 2015 Laura Kirwan

Published by Burnt Barn Press, Phoenix, Arizona

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever including Internet usage, without written permission of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, character, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or places is entirely coincidental.

Cover design by James T. Egan of Bookfly Design

eBook formatting by Maureen Cutajar of Go Published

Print ISBN-13: 978-0-9913023-4-5

Table of Contents

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

Chapter Thirty-Four

Chapter Thirty-Five

Chapter Thirty-Six

Chapter Thirty-Seven

Chapter Thirty-Eight

Chapter Thirty-Nine

Chapter Forty

Chapter Forty-One

Chapter Forty-Two

Chapter Forty-Three

Chapter Forty-Four

Chapter Forty-Five

Chapter Forty-Six

Chapter Forty-Seven

Chapter Forty-Eight

Chapter Forty-Nine

Chapter Fifty

Chapter Fifty-One

Chapter Fifty-Two

Acknowledgements

A Note to Readers

Chapter One

London, Anno Domini 1098

T
HE CLOAKED MAN
strode through the dark town. At this time of night thieves and cutthroats roamed freely, but the man had no fear. Although not a wizard, he was a gifted conjurer, skillful with certain smaller magics. If he couldn’t conjure away a hazardous encounter, odds were good he could talk his way out of it. Failing that, he had his dagger. Even with only average physical gifts, centuries of practice had made him lethal when the occasion demanded it.

He pulled his cloak closer. Down by the river, the mist grew thick, the dampness sinking into his bones, and he suspected he’d have a long wait. His cousin’s behavior had grown even more erratic of late. He knew, despite wanting to believe otherwise, that their long association was at an end. One last caper, one last magic sword, and then he planned to gather his earnings, retire from swindling, and head south.

Somewhere warm. The south of France perhaps, or Spain. Maybe Constantinople . . .

Lost in dreams of sunshine and leisure, the cloaked man was oblivious to the small figure stepping from the shadows.

“You know—” the figure said.

The cloaked man, startled from his reverie, groped for his dagger.

“You should never let a leprechaun sneak up on you.” The small figure threw back his hood. “We’re nefarious little bastards.”

The cloaked man relaxed. “No, my friend, you’re a nefarious little bastard. Most of your brethren lack the imagination for anything but average wrongdoing. And you’re the only one in the worlds who can sneak up on me.”

“Good thing I’m on your side.” The leprechaun chuckled, then grew serious. “Where is he?”

The cloaked man sighed. “Where do you think?”

Now the leprechaun sighed. “In his cups, telling tales of past glory. If he keeps this up, they’ll burn him for a heretic.”

“He and my father both,” the cloaked man said. “The age of the northern gods is over. It’s time to move on.”

“What are you saying?”

“It’s time to get out of the magic sword and magic ring business and into something more modern. Sacred relics, perhaps.”

The leprechaun nodded, pondering the cloaked man’s words. “With a convincing story and a little magical dazzle, some people will believe anything. Particularly when a god is involved.”

“Indeed. Plus, relics are easier to manufacture and transport. Add gullible and greedy buyers . . .”

“I like it. But what about him? How does he fit into this?”

The cloaked man sighed. “He doesn’t. His work hasn’t suffered yet, but it will. Provided he doesn’t end up on a pyre.”

“You don’t mean that,” the leprechaun said. “We can’t abandon him. His leg—”

“Is an old wound and a convenient excuse. The drink is destroying him and I won’t let it destroy us, too.”

“Us? Is she—”

“She’s at her breaking point.”

“If you both leave, it will kill him.” The leprechaun shook his head. “Are you sure about this?”

“Not in the least. I hate myself for even considering it. But if he’s intent on drowning himself in mead, should we let him drag us under with him? Should our loyalty to him make our lives forfeit, too?”

The leprechaun stared at his small feet for a long moment. “No. I suppose not.”

Neither spoke for several breaths.

A decision made, the leprechaun broke the silence. “About the relics—did you know it’s not only lone fools? I’ve heard that whole towns are banding together to get them.” The leprechaun chuckled. “They crow about stealing well-known relics from other towns to entice pilgrims and their gold.”

The cloaked man smiled. “Because a relic somebody would willingly sell is not worth having?”

The leprechaun nodded, a wide grin on his handsome face. “And not being thieves themselves—”

“They’re willing to pay well to procure such services.” The cloaked man nodded.

“So, if we create a convincing relic, goosed with a little magic—”

“We can—guided only by our piety—reluctantly sell it to one town and get paid to steal it for another.” The cloaked man laughed. “You nefarious little bastard.”

“And we know a certain woman with lovely golden hair who might have reason to disguise herself—”

In his excitement, the cloaked man had forgotten his dreams of retirement. “As a saintly woman who has shorn her hair to prove her modesty and humility—”

The leprechaun nodded. “Giving us several feet of lovely golden hair—”

“To cut into locks from the Virgin Mother’s head. Pilgrims love holy hair.”

“Giving us an easy way to earn enough coin to eat well whilst we set up something grander for ourselves.”

“Much grander,” said the cloaked man. “We could get paid at least three times on one relic if we steal it back from the town we stole it for. Or even more, depending on how many times we can steal it before they grow wise . . .”

They basked for a moment in the glow of their scheme. Then the cloaked man thought of his cousin, the kinsman he had decided to leave behind, and felt a stab of guilt. But there was no alternative. For his own sake, for her sake, and for his cousin’s sake. It was only a matter of time before the drunken lout turned his frustrations upon his wife, only a matter of time before he lost what meager control he had over his magical gift and it destroyed them both.

“Do we wait for him any longer?” the leprechaun asked.

The cloaked man shook his head. “No. She’s waiting with the cart. At the church near the bridge. The one place she knows he won’t be.”

The leprechaun’s eyes widened. “You’re already packed? You’re really serious about this.”

The cloaked man nodded. “I am.”

“But what about tonight? We have a sword to deliver.”

The cloaked man gestured around them. “Do you see a sword? The drunken fool still has it. I don’t relish walking in there empty-handed. This buyer won’t hesitate to cut us down with one of his many less-than-magical swords if he thinks we’re trying to cheat him.”

“I guess we can’t sell a sword we don’t have. Not to this buyer.” The leprechaun shuddered. “Better we disappear. But I have a few things to do before I can leave.”

“We were thinking about heading south.” The cloaked man sighed. “To be truthful, I was thinking about heading south. She wants to go north.”

The leprechaun nodded. “Which means you’re going north. Norwich?

The cloaked man nodded.

“I’ll find you,” the leprechaun said.

“You always do.” With a final smile, the cloaked man turned and disappeared into the fog.

Chapter Two

“H
OW CAN YOU
ask me that?” Meaghan held out the thick blue-rimmed glass as Elena poured. “Of course, I want another margarita. What a ridiculous question.”

Elena flipped her dark hair over her shoulder. “Silly me. But you still haven’t answered my other question. Why are you here?”

Meaghan watched the setting sun paint the western sky red. It wouldn’t last long—sunsets in Arizona never did—but for the moment, the view from Elena’s deck was spectacular.

“I wanted to see you,” Meaghan said. “It’s been a while.”

Elena nodded. “Yes. It has. I’m thrilled you’re here, but I come back from Portland—”

“I’m sorry about you and Dennis,” Meaghan said.

“Thank you. We have a very successful divorce, much more successful than our marriage, and you’re trying to change the subject.” Elena scrutinized Meaghan over the edge of her margarita glass. “I come back and hear you’ve lost your job, sold your house, and blown town without telling anybody.”

“I told people,” Meaghan said.

“You mean besides your real estate agent?”

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