Authors: Leslie Charteris
Tags: #Mystery & Detective, #General, #Fiction, #Short Stories, #Private Investigators, #Hard-Boiled, #Literary Criticism, #Traditional British, #Detective and Mystery Stories; American, #Saint (Fictitious Character)
“How great is this friend?”
“Der greatest friendt you hof,” insisted the honourable man vehemently. “Id mags no tifference.”
“Come orf it,” urged Mr. Sankin. “A Britisher doesn’t let ‘is best pal dahn.”
“Well,” drawled George Y. Ulrig, “does an American?”
“You say I am nod Briddish?” fumed Sir Esdras Levy, whiffling. “You hof der imberdinence-“
“Deeky,” said the girl sweetly, “you should make up your mind more queekly. Ozairvise ve shall ‘ave a quarrel. Now, ‘ow do you vote?” Dicky looked round the table. He wondered who had started that fatuous argument. He could have believed that the girl had done it deliberately, judging by the way she was thrusting the casting vote upon him so insistently. But, if that were so, it could only mean …
But it didn’t matter. With zero hour only a few minutes away, a strange mood of recklessness was upon him. It had started as simple impatience- impatience with the theories of George Y. Ulrig, impatience with the ailments of Mrs. Ulrig. And now it had grown suddenly to a hell-for-leather desperation.
Audrey Perowne had said it. “You should make up your mind more quickly.” And Dicky knew that it was true. He realized that he had squandered all his hours of grace on fruitless shilly-shallying which had taken him nowhere. Now he answered in a kind of panic. “No,” he said. “I’m against the motion. I’d let down any partners, and smash the most colossal deal under the sun, rather than hurt anyone I loved. Now you know-and I hope you’re satisfied.”
And he knew, as the last plates were removed, that he was fairly and squarely in the cart. He was certain then that Audrey Perowne had engineered the discussion, with intent to trap him into a statement. Well, she’d got what she wanted.
He was suspect. Hilloran and Audrey must have decided that after he’d left her cabin that afternoon. Then why the message before dinner? They’d decided to eliminate him along with the rest. That message must have been a weakness on her part. She must have been banking on his humanity-and she’d inaugurated the argument, and brought him into it, simply to satisfy herself on a stone-cold certainty. All right… .
That was just where she’d wrecked her own bet. A grim, vindictive resentment was freezing his heart. She chose to trade on the love he’d confessed-and thereby she lost it. He hated her now, with an increasing hatred. She’d almost taken him in. Almost she’d made him ready to sacrifice his honour and the respect of his friends to save her. And now she was laughing at him.
When he’d answered, she’d smiled. He’d seen it-too late-and even then the meaning of that smile hadn’t dawned on him immediately. But he understood it all now. Fool! Fool! Fool! he cursed himself savagely and the knowledge that he’s so nearly been seduced from his self-respect by such a waster was like a worm in his heart.
“But she doesn’t get away with it,” he swore savagely to himself. “By God, she doesn’t get away with it!”
And savagely that vindictive determination lashed down his first fury to an intensely simmering malevolence. Savagely he cursed the moment’s panic that had made him betray himself-speaking from his heart without having fully reckoned all that might be behind the question. And then suddenly he was very cold and watchful. The steward was bringing in the tray of coffee.
As if from a great distance, Dicky Tremayne watched the cups being set before the guests. As each guest accepted his cup, Dicky shifted his eyes to the face above it. He hated nearly all of them. Of the women, Mrs. Ulrig was the only one he could tolerate-for all her preoccupation with the diseases which she imagined afflicted her. Of the men, there were only two whom he found human: Matthew Sankin, the henpecked Cockney who had, somehow, come to be cursed rather than blessed with more money than he knew how to spend, and George Y. Ulrig, the didactic millionaire from the Middle West. The others he would have been delighted to rob at any convenient opportunity- particularly Sir Esdras Levy, an ill-chosen advertisement for a noble race.
Dicky received his cup disinterestedly. His right hand was returning from his hip pocket. Of the two things which it brought with it, he had one under his napkin: the cigarette-case he produced, and offered. The girl caught his eye, but his face was expressionless. An eternity seemed to pass before the first cup was lifted. The others followed. Dicky counted them, stirring his own coffee mechanically. Three more to go … two more …
Matthew Sankin drank last. He alone dared to comment. “Funny taste in this cawfy,” he said.
“It tastes good to me,” said Audrey Perowne, having tasted.
And Dicky Tremayne, watching her, saw something in her eyes which he could not interpret. It seemed to be meant for him, but he hadn’t the least idea what it was meant to be. A veiled mockery? A challenge? A gleam of triumph? Or what? It was a curious look. Blind… .
Then he saw Lady Levy half rise from her chair, clutch at her head, and fall sprawling across the table.
“Fainted,” said Matthew Sankin, on his feet. “It’s a bit stuffy in here-I’ve just noticed. …”
Dicky sat still, and watched the man’s eyes glaze open, and saw him fall before he could speak again. They fell one by one, while Dicky sat motionless, watching, with the sensation of being a spectator at a play. Dimly he appreciated the strangeness of the scene; dimly he heard the voices, and the smash of crockery swept from the table; but he himself was aloof, alone with his thoughts, and his right hand held his automatic pistol hidden under his napkin. He was aware that Ulrig was shaking him by the shoulder, babbling again and again: “Doped-that coffee was doped-some goldurned son of a coot!”-until the American in his turn crumpled to the floor. And then Dicky and the girl were alone, she standing at her end of the table and Dicky sitting at his end with the gun on his knee.
That queer blind look was still in her eyes. She said, in a hushed voice: “Dicky-“
“I should laugh now,” said Dicky. “You needn’t bother to try and keep a straight face any longer. And in a few minutes you’ll have nothing to laugh about-so I should laugh now.”
“I only took a sip,” she said.
“I see the rest was spilt,” said Dicky. “Have some of mine.”
She was working round the table towards him, holding on the backs of the swivel chairs. He never moved. “Dicky, did you mean what you-answered-just now?”
“I did. I suppose I might mean it still, if the conditions were fulfilled. You’ll remember that I said-anyone I loved. That doesn’t apply here. Last night, I said I loved you. I apologize for the lie. I don’t love you. I never could. But I thought-” He paused, and then drove home the taunt with all the stony contempt that was in him: “I thought it would amuse me to make a fool of you.”
He might have struck her across the face. But he was without remorse. He still sat and watched her, with the impassivity of a graven image, till she spoke again. “I sent you that note-“
“Because you thought you had a sufficient weapon in my love. Exactly. I understand that.”
She seemed to be keeping her feet by an effort of will. Her eyelids were drooping, and he saw tears under them. “Who are you?” she asked.
“Dicky Tremayne is my real name,” he said, “and I am one of the Saint’s friends.”
She nodded so that her chin touched her chest.
“And-I-suppose-you-doped-my coffee,” she said, foolishly, childishly, in that small hushed voice that he had to strain to hear; and she slid down beside the chair she was holding and fell on her face without another word.
Dicky Tremayne looked down at her in a kind of numb perplexity, with the ice of a merciless vengefulness holding him chilled and unnaturally calm. He looked down at her, at her crumpled dress, at her bare white arms, at the tousled crop of golden hair tumbled disorderly over her head by the fall, and he was like a figure of stone.
But within him something stirred and grew and fought with the foundations of his calm. He fought back at it, hating it, but it brought him slowly up from his chair at last, till he stood erect, still looking down at her, with his napkin fallen to his feet and the gun naked in his right hand. “Audrey!” he cried suddenly.
His back was to the door. He heard the step behind him, but he could not move quicker than Hilloran’s tongue. “Stand still!” rapped Hilloran.
Dicky moved only his eyes.
These he raised to the clock in front of him, and saw that it was twenty minutes past nine.
Chapter IX
“DROP that gun,” said Hilloran. Dicky dropped the gun.
“Kick it away.” Dicky kicked it away.
“Now you can turn round,” Dicky turned slowly.
Hilloran, with his own gun in one hand and Dicky’s gun in the other, was leaning back against the bulkhead by the door with a sneer of triumph on his face. Outside the door waited a file of seamen. Hilloran motioned them in.
“Of course, I was expecting this,” said Dicky.
“Mother’s Bright Boy, you are,” said Hilloran.
He turned to the seamen, pointing with his gun.
“Frisk him and tie him up.”
“I’m not fighting,” said Dicky. He submitted to the search imperturbably. The scrap of paper in his pocket was found and taken to Hilloran, who waived it aside after one glance at it.
“I guessed it was something like that,” he said. “Dicky, you’ll be glad to hear that I saw her slip it under your door. Lucky for me!”
“Very,” agreed Dicky dispassionately. “She must have come as near fooling you as she was to fooling me. We ought to get on well after this.”
“Fooling you!”
Dicky raised his eyebrows.
“How much did you hear outside that door?”
“Everything.”
“Then you must have understood-unless you’re a born fool.”
“I understand that she double-crossed me, and warned you about the coffee.”
“Why d’you think she did that? Because she thought she’d got me under her thumb. Because she thought I was so crazy about her that I was as soundly doped that way as I could have been doped by a gallon of ‘knock-out.’ And she was right-then.”
The men were moving about with lengths of rope, binding wrists and ankles with methodical efficiency. Already pinioned himself, Dicky witnessed the guests being treated one by one in similar fashion, and remained outwardly unmoved. But his brain was working like lightning.
“When they’re all safe,” said Hilloran, with a jerk of one gun, “I’m going to ask you some questions-Mr. Dicky Tremayne! You’d better get ready to answer right now, because I shan’t be kind to you if you give trouble.”
Dicky stood in listless submission. He seemed to be in a kind of stupor. He had been like that ever since Hilloran had disarmed him. Except for the movements of his mouth, and the fact that he remained standing, there might have been no life in him. Everything about him pointed to a paralyzed and fatalistic resignation. “I shan’t give any trouble,” he said tonelessly. “Can’t you understand that I’ve no further interest in anything-after what I’ve found out about her?”
Hilloran looked at him narrowly, but the words, and Dicky’s slack pose, carried complete conviction. Tremayne might have been half-chloroformed. His apathetic, benumbed indifference was beyond dispute. It hung on him like a cloak of lead. “Have you any friends on board?” asked Hilloran.
“No,” said Dicky flatly. “I’m quite alone.”
“Is that the truth?”
For a moment Tremayne seemed stung to life.
“Don’t be so damned dumb!” he snapped. “I say I’m telling you the truth. Whether you believe me or not, you’re getting just as good results this way as you would by torture. You’ve no way of proving my statements-however you obtain them.”
“Are you expecting any help from outside?”
“It was all in the letter you read.”
“By aëroplane?”
“Seaplane.”
“How many of your gang?”
“Possibly two. Possibly only one.”
“At what time?”
“Between eleven and twelve, any night from tonight on. Or at four o’clock any morning. I should have called them by flashing-a red light.”
“Any particular signal?”
“No. Just a regular intermittent flash,” said Dicky inertly. “There’s no catch in it.”
Hilloran studied his face curiously. “I’d believe you-if the way you’re surrendering wasn’t the very opposite of everything that’s ever been said about the Saint’s gang.”
Tremayne’s mouth twitched. “For heaven’s sake!” he burst out seethingly. “Haven’t I told you, you poor blamed boob? I’m fed up with the Saint. I’m fed up with everything. I don’t give another lonely damn for anything anyone does. I tell you, I was mad about that double-crossing little slut. And now I see what she’s really worth, I don’t care what happens to her or to me. You can do what you like. Get on with it!”
Hilloran looked round the saloon, By then, everyone had been securely bound except the girl, and the seamen were standing about uncertainly, waiting for further instructions. Hilloran jerked his head in the direction of the door. “Get out,” he ordered. “There’s two people here I want to interview-alone.”
Nevertheless, when the last man had left the room, closing the door behind him, Hilloran did not immediately proceed with the interview. Instead, he pocketed one gun, and produced a large bag of soft leather. With this he went round the room, collecting necklaces, earrings, brooches, rings, studs, bracelets, wallets-till the bag bulged and weighed heavy. Then he added to it the contents of his pockets. More and more jewels slipped into the bag like a stream of glittering hailstones. When he had finished, he had some difficulty in tightening the cords that closed the mouth of the bag.
He balanced it appreciatively on the palm of his hand. “One million dollars,” he said.
“You’re welcome,” said Dicky.
“Now I’ll talk,” said Hilloran.
He talked unemotionally, and Dicky listened without the least sign of feeling. At the end, he shrugged. “You might shoot me first,” he suggested.
“I’ll consider it.”
No sentence of death could ever have been given or received more calmly. It was a revelation to Dicky, in its way, for he would have expected Hilloran to bluster and threaten luridly. Hilloran, after all, had a good deal to be vindictive about. But the man’s restraint was inhuman.