“Then I'm on display,” Piter said. “Shall I dance? Shall I perform my various functions for the eminent Feyd-Rauâ”
“Precisely,” the Baron said. “You are on display. Now, be silent.” He glanced at Feyd-Rautha, noting his nephew's lips, the full and pouting look of them, the Harkonnen genetic marker, now twisted slightly in amusement. “This is a Mentat, Feyd. It has been trained and conditioned to perform certain duties. The fact that it's encased in a human body, however, must not be overlooked. A serious drawback, that. I sometimes think the ancients with their thinking machines had the right idea.”
“They were toys compared to me,” Piter snarled. “You yourself, Baron, could outperform those
machines.”
“Perhaps,” the Baron said. “Ah, well. . . .” He took a deep breath, belched. “Now, Piter, outline for my nephew the salient features of our campaign against the House of Atreides. Function as a Mentat for us, if you please.”
“Baron, I've warned you not to trust one so young with this information. My observations ofâ”
“I'll be the judge of this,” the Baron said. “I give you an order, Mentat. Perform one of your various functions.”
“So be it,” Piter said. He straightened, assuming an odd attitude of dignityâas though it were another mask, but this time clothing his entire body. “In a few days Standard, the entire household of the Duke Leto will embark on a Spacing Guild liner for Arrakis. The Guild will deposit them at the city of Arrakeen rather than at our city of Carthag. The Duke's Mentat, Thufir Hawat, will have concluded rightly that Arrakeen is easier to defend.”
“Listen carefully, Feyd,” the Baron said. “Observe the plans within plans within plans.”
Feyd-Rautha nodded, thinking:
This is more like it. The old monster is letting me in on secret things at last. He must really mean for me to be his heir.
“There are several tangential possibilities,” Piter said. “I indicate that House Atreides will go to Arrakis. We must not, however, ignore the possibility the Duke has contracted with the Guild to remove him to a place of safety outside the System. Others in like circumstances have become renegade Houses, taking family atomics and shields and fleeing beyond the Imperium.”
“The Duke's too proud a man for that,” the Baron said.
“It is a possibility,” Piter said. “The ultimate effect for us would be the same, however.”
“No, it would not!” the Baron growled. “I must have him dead and his line ended.”
“That's the high probability,” Piter said. “There are certain preparations that indicate when a House is going renegade. The Duke appears to be doing none of these things.”
“So,” the Baron sighed. “Get on with it, Piter.
“At Arrakeen,” Piter said, “the Duke and his family will occupy the Residency, lately the home of Count and Lady Fenring.”
“The Ambassador to the Smugglers,” the Baron chuckled.
“Ambassador to what?” Feyd-Rautha asked.
“Your uncle makes a joke,” Piter said. “He calls Count Fenring Ambassador to the Smugglers, indicating the Emperor's interest in smuggling operations on Arrakis.”
Feyd-Rautha turned a puzzled stare on his uncle. “Why?”
“Don't be dense, Feyd,” the Baron snapped. “As long as the Guild remains effectively outside Imperial control, how could it be otherwise? How else could spies and assassins move about?”
Feyd-Rautha's mouth made a soundless “Oh-h-h-h.”
“We've arranged diversions at the Residency,” Piter said. “There'll be an attempt on the life of the Atreides heirâan attempt which could succeed.”
“Piter,” the Baron rumbled, “you indicatedâ”
“I indicated accidents can happen,” Piter said. “And the attempt must appear valid.”
“Ah, but the lad has such a sweet young body,” the Baron said. “Of course, he's potentially more dangerous than the father . . . with that witch mother training him. Accursed woman! Ah, well, please continue, Piter.”
“Hawat will have divined that we have an agent planted on him,” Piter said. “The obvious suspect is Dr. Yueh, who is indeed our agent. But Hawat has investigated and found that our doctor is a Suk School graduate with Imperial Conditioningâsupposedly safe enough to minister even to the Emperor. Great store is set on Imperial Conditioning. It's assumed that ultimate conditioning cannot be removed without killing the subject. However, as someone once observed, given the right lever you can move a planet. We found the lever that moved the doctor.”
“How?” Feyd-Rautha asked. He found this a fascinating subject.
Everyone
knew you couldn't subvert Imperial Conditioning!
“Another time,” the Baron said. “Continue, Piter.”
“In place of Yueh,” Piter said, “we'll drag a most interesting suspect across Hawat's path. The very audacity of this suspect will recommend her to Hawat's attention.”
“Her?” Feyd-Rautha asked.
“The Lady Jessica herself,” the Baron said.
“Is it not sublime?” Piter asked. “Hawat's mind will be so filled with this prospect it'll impair his function as a Mentat. He may even try to kill her.” Piter frowned, then: “But I don't think he'll be able to carry it off.”
“You don't want him to, eh?” the Baron asked.
“Don't distract me,” Piter said. “While Hawat's occupied with the Lady Jessica, we'll divert him further with uprisings in a few garrison towns and the like. These will be put down. The Duke must believe he's gaining a measure of security. Then, when the moment is ripe, we'll signal Yueh and move in with our major force . . . ah. . . .”
“Go ahead, tell him all of it,” the Baron said.
“We'll move in strengthened by two legions of Sardaukar disguised in Harkonnen livery.”
“Sardaukar!” Feyd-Rautha breathed. His mind focused on the dread Imperial troops, the killers without mercy, the soldier-fanatics of the Padishah Emperor.
“You see how I trust you, Feyd,” the Baron said. “No hint of this must ever reach another Great House, else the Landsraad might unite against the Imperial House and there'd be chaos.”
“The main point,” Piter said, “is this: since House Harkonnen is being used to do the Imperial dirty work, we've gained a true advantage. It's a dangerous advantage, to be sure, but if used cautiously, will bring House Harkonnen greater wealth than that of any other House in the Imperium.”
“You have no idea how much wealth is involved, Feyd,” the Baron said. “Not in your wildest imaginings. To begin, we'll have an irrevocable directorship in the CHOAM Company.”
Feyd-Rautha nodded. Wealth was the thing. CHOAM was the key to wealth, each noble House dipping from the company's coffers whatever it could under the power of the directorships. Those CHOAM directorshipsâthey were the real evidence of political power in the Imperium, passing with the shifts of voting strength within the Landsraad as it balanced itself against the Emperor and
his
supporters.
“The Duke Leto,” Piter said, “may attempt to flee to the new Fremen scum along the desert's edge. Or he may try to send his family into that imagined security. But that path is blocked by one of His Majesty's agentsâthe planetary ecologist. You may remember himâKynes.”
“Feyd remembers him,” the Baron said. “Get on with it.”
“You do not drool very prettily, Baron,” Piter said.
“Get on with it, I command you!” the Baron roared.
Piter shrugged. “If matters go as planned,” he said, “House Harkonnen will have a subfief on Arrakis within a Standard year. Your uncle will have dispensation of that fief. His own
personal
agent will rule on Arrakis.”
“More profits,” Feyd-Rautha said.
“Indeed,” the Baron said. And he thought:
It's only just. We're the ones who tamed Arrakis . . . except for the few mongrel Fremen hiding in the skirts of the desert . . . and some tame smugglers bound to the planet almost as tightly as the native labor pool.
“And the Great Houses will know that the Baron has destroyed the Atreides,” Piter said. “They will know.”
“They will know,” the Baron breathed.
“Loveliest of all,” Piter said, “is that the Duke will know, too. He knows now. He can already feel the trap.”
“It's true the Duke knows,” the Baron said, and his voice held a note of sadness. “He could not help but know . . . more's the pity.”
The Baron moved out and away from the globe of Arrakis. As he emerged from the shadows, his figure took on dimensionâgrossly and immensely fat. And with subtle bulges beneath folds of his dark robes to reveal that all this fat was sustained partly by portable suspensors harnessed to his flesh. He might weigh two hundred Standard kilos in actuality, but his feet would carry no more than fifty of them.
“I am hungry,” the Baron rumbled, and he rubbed his protruding lips with a beringed hand, stared down at Feyd-Rautha through fat-enfolded eyes. “Send for food, my darling. We will eat before we retire.”
Thus spoke St. Alia-of-the-Knife: “The
Reverend Mother must combine the
seductive wiles of a courtesan with the
untouchable majesty of a virgin goddess,
holding these attributes in tension so long
as the powers of her youth endure. For
when youth and beauty have gone, she
will find that the place-between, once occupied
by tension, has become a well-spring
of cunning and resourcefulness.”
âfrom “Muad'Dib,
Family Commentaries” by the Princess Irulan
Â
“WELL, JESSICA, what have you to say for yourself?” asked the Reverend Mother.
It was near sunset at Castle Caladan on the day of Paul's ordeal. The two women were alone in Jessica's morning room while Paul waited in the adjoining soundproofed Meditation Chamber.
Jessica stood facing the south windows. She saw and yet did not see the evening's banked colors across meadow and river. She heard and yet did not hear the Reverend Mother's question.
There had been another ordeal onceâso many years ago. A skinny girl with hair the color of bronze, her body tortured by the winds of puberty, had entered the study of the Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, Proctor Superior of the Bene Gesserit school on Wallach IX. Jessica looked down at her right hand, flexed the fingers, remembering the pain, the terror, the anger.
“Poor Paul,” she whispered.
“I asked you a question, Jessica!” The old woman's voice was snappish, demanding.
“What? Oh. . . .” Jessica tore her attention away from the past, faced the Reverend Mother, who sat with back to the stone wall between the two west windows. “What do you want me to say?”
“What do I want you to say? What do I want you to say?” The old voice carried a tone of cruel mimicry.
“So I had a son!” Jessica flared. And she knew she was being goaded into this anger deliberately.
“You were told to bear only daughters to the Atreides.”
“It meant so much to him,” Jessica pleaded.
“And you in your pride thought you could produce the Kwisatz Haderach!”
Jessica lifted her chin. “I sensed the possibility.”
“You thought only of your Duke's desire for a son,” the old woman snapped. “And his desires don't figure in this. An Atreides daughter could've been wed to a Harkonnen heir and sealed the breach. You've hopelessly complicated matters. We may lose both bloodlines now.”
“You're not infallible,” Jessica said. She braved the steady stare from the old eyes.
Presently, the old woman muttered: “What's done is done.”
“I vowed never to regret my decision,” Jessica said.
“How noble,” the Reverend Mother sneered. “No regrets. We shall see when you're a fugitive with a price on your head and every man's hand turned against you to seek your life and the life of your son.”
Jessica paled. “Is there no alternative?”
“Alternative? A Bene Gesserit should ask that?”
“I ask only what you see in the future with your superior abilities.”
“I see in the future what I've seen in the past. You well know the pattern of our affairs, Jessica. The race knows its own mortality and fears stagnation of its heredity. It's in the bloodstreamâthe urge to mingle genetic strains without plan. The Imperium, the CHOAM Company, all the Great Houses, they are but bits of flotsam in the path of the flood.”
“CHOAM,” Jessica muttered. “I suppose it's already decided how they'll redivide the spoils of Arrakis.”
“What is CHOAM but the weather vane of our times,” the old woman said. “The Emperor and his friends now command fifty-nine point six-five per cent of the CHOAM directorship's votes. Certainly they smell profits, and likely as others smell those same profits his voting strength will increase. This is the pattern of history, girl.”
“That's certainly what I need right now,” Jessica said. “A review of history.”
“Don't be facetious, girl! You know as well as I do what forces surround us. We've a three-point civilization: the Imperial Household balanced against the Federated Great Houses of the Landsraad, and between them, the Guild with its damnable monopoly on interstellar transport. In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures. It'd be bad enough without the complication of a feudal trade culture which turns its back on most science.”
Jessica spoke bitterly: “Chips in the path of the floodâand this chip here, this is the Duke Leto, and this one's his son, and this one'sâ”