Death of a Perfect Wife (4 page)

‘Is a Mr Daviot in the hotel?’

‘Yes, just arrived.’

‘Then I want dinner for two this evening,’ said Hamish.

‘All right. You’re on. But don’t order champagne.’

Hamish then phoned Tommel Castle. The butler answered the phone and Hamish asked to speak to Priscilla. ‘Who is calling?’ asked the butler suspiciously. ‘James Fotherington,’ said Hamish in impeccable upper-class accents.

‘Certainly, sir,’ oiled the butler.

Priscilla came to the phone. ‘Hello, Hamish,’ she said. ‘It is you, isn’t it?’

‘Yes, will you have dinner at the Lochdubh with me tonight?’

There was a long silence and Hamish gripped the phone hard.

‘Yes,’ said Priscilla at last. ‘But we’ll go Dutch. Johnson’s prices get higher and higher.’

‘I haff the money,’ said Hamish in offended tones.

‘Very well. What time?’

‘Eight. And … er … Priscilla, could you wear something grand?’

‘Any point in asking why?’

‘No.’

‘All right. See you.’

Hamish went back into the kitchen. Paul had gone. So had all the biscuits. Not only that, but there were smears of jam on the plate. Eating chocolate biscuits with jam, marvelled Hamish. It’s a wonder that man has any teeth left.

That evening, Dr Brodie sat down to a plate of pink wild rice. His wife poured him a glass of Perrier. ‘What’s this?’ he asked, pushing the mess with his fork. ‘Tuna fish rice,’ said Angela proudly. ‘You put a can of tuna in the blender and just mix the paste with the wild rice. Try the whole wheat bread. I baked it myself.’

Dr Brodie carefully put down his fork. He looked at his wife. Her hair was all curly, like a wig, and highlighted with silver streaks. She was wearing a white smock with strawberries embroidered on it, a pair of new blue jeans, and very white sneakers. He had not complained once about all the changes, pleased that his wife had all these new interests but hoping she would tire of it all and revert to her normal self. But it had been a long and tiresome day. He was hungry and he was weary. His home sparkled like a new pin but felt sterile and uncomfortable.

He put down his fork and got to his feet.

‘Where are you going?’ asked Angela.

‘I am going to the Lochdubh Hotel for a decent meal. I hear they’ve got a new chef. Like to come?’

‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ said Angela, tears starting to her eyes. ‘I’ve been slaving all day, getting the place clean, making the bread …’

Dr Brodie went out and very quietly closed the door behind him.

Angela sat down and cried and cried. Trixie had said he was killing himself with all that junk food and cheap wine and cigarettes. She had done it all for him and he had sneered at her. At last, she dried her eyes. There was the Bird Society meeting. Trixie would be there and Trixie would know what to do.

Mrs Daviot said to her husband, ‘That’s a distinguished-looking couple.’

The superintendent looked over the top of his menu. A tall thin man with flaming red hair in a well-cut but slightly old-fashioned dinner jacket was ushering in a tall blonde who was wearing a strapless jade green gown with a very short ruffled skirt and high-heeled green silk shoes. The waiter came up to take the Daviots’ order. ‘Visitors, are they?’ asked Mr Daviot, indicating the couple.

‘Oh, no,’ said the waiter, ‘that’s Miss Halburton-Smythe and Mr Macbeth, the local constable.’

‘Ask them to join us,’ said his wife eagerly. Mrs Daviot was a social climbing snob and longed to be able to tell her friends that she had had dinner with one of the Halburton-Smythes.

Soon Hamish and Priscilla were seated at the superintendent’s table. ‘I think it would be better if we just stuck to first names,’ said Mrs Daviot eagerly. ‘I’m Mary and my husband is Peter.’

‘Very well then,’ said Priscilla. ‘It’s Priscilla and Hamish.’

Hamish cursed the impulse that had led him to waste a whole evening, when he could have been alone with Priscilla, in spiting Blair. Mary Daviot was a small, fat, fussily dressed woman whose Scottish accent was distorted by a perpetual effort to sound English. Her husband was small and thin with grey hair, grey eyes, and a grey face. ‘So you’re Macbeth,’ he said surveying Hamish.

‘Do call me Hamish, Peter,’ said Hamish sweetly.

There was a silence while they all decided what to have to eat. ‘The prices are ridiculous here,’ said Mr Daviot finally. He turned to the waiter, ‘We’ll all have the set menu.’

‘Perhaps you would care for something else,’ said Hamish to Priscilla.

‘No, darling,’ said Priscilla meekly.

Hamish knew she was angry with him for having used her in order to introduce himself to the superintendent and his heart sank.

‘All ready for the Glorious?’ Mrs Daviot asked Priscilla.

Priscilla raised her eyebrows.

‘I mean The Glorious Twelfth,’ explained Mrs Daviot.

‘I suppose my father is,’ said Priscilla. ‘I don’t shoot anymore. Few enough birds as it is.’

Hamish ordered a good bottle of claret. ‘We’ll just have a glass of yours,’ said Mr Daviot when Hamish offered him the wine list.

‘You were involved in that murder case where that chap was shot on the grouse moor, weren’t you?’ the superintendent asked Hamish.

‘Yes.’

‘Tell me about it. I wasn’t in Strathbane then.’

As Hamish talked, Priscilla endured the coy and vulgar conversation of Mrs Daviot.

The first course arrived. It was salmon mousse. A tiny portion moulded into the shape of a fish with a green caper for an eye stared up at Hamish.

‘I gether the chef is famous for his novel kweezin,’ said Mrs Daviot.

‘I’m not a fan of nouvelle cuisine,’ said Priscilla. ‘They never give you enough to eat.’

She glanced at Hamish who seemed to be enjoying himself talking to the superintendent. Hamish did not like Mr Daviot much but found him an intelligent policeman.

Priscilla realized with a shock that she had not thought about John Burlington in recent days. But now she wished with all her heart that he would miraculously turn up and take her out of the dining room and away from Mrs Daviot’s greedy eyes that seemed to be pricing her gown, her earrings, and her necklace.

The next course was Tournedos Bonnie Prince Charlie. A small piece of fillet steak rested on a small round of toast. Two mushrooms and two radishes cut in the shape of flowers decorated the plate. A kidney-shaped side dish contained a small portion of sliced carrots and an even smaller portion of mange tout. Hamish mentally cut down the supply of free-range eggs by two-thirds and cast a hurt look at Mr Johnson who came hurrying up.

‘Everything all right?’ he asked. There was a crash behind him and he swung round. Dr Brodie had upset his chair and was storming from the dining room.

‘Excuse me,’ muttered Mr Johnson and went after the doctor.

‘So it looks as if they’ll be no more murders in Lochdubh?’ said Mr Daviot.

‘I hope so,’ said Hamish. ‘But we have a creator of violence in our midst.’

‘What’s thet?’ asked Mrs Daviot.

‘It’s someone who sets up situations and animosities in people that often lead to murder.’

‘I don’t believe in that sort of thing,’ said Mr Daviot. ‘Murderers are usually on booze or drugs or both. Or there’s the ones that are born bad. No one makes another person murder them.’

‘I think they do,’ said Priscilla. ‘It’s often a way of committing suicide. You don’t do it yourself but you drive someone else into doing it for you.’

‘I never let popular psychology interfere with police work,’ said the superintendent. ‘Nothing beats a good forensic lab and this genetic fingerprinting is a wonder.’

He and Hamish fell to discussing cases which had been solved by genetic fingerprinting and Priscilla was again left to talk to Mrs Daviot. This is what life would be like were I married to Hamish, she thought. But surely the fact that Hamish had sought out the superintendent meant that he was showing signs of ambition at last. Suddenly cheered, Priscilla endured Mrs Daviot’s questioning.

The last course arrived. Flora Macdonald’s Frumenty. It tasted to Priscilla like whipped cream with a dash of cooking sherry.

‘We must meet up again soon,’ Priscilla realized Mrs Daviot was saying.

Priscilla hesitated. She did not want to have to endure the company of this woman again. On the other hand, if Hamish had taken a step towards promotion, then she should help him. Besides, her father would be delighted to meet the new superintendent.

‘Come for dinner tomorrow night,’ she said. ‘Eight o’clock. Tommel Castle. Do you know the way?’

‘Oh, yes,’ breathed Mrs Daviot. ‘Peter, Priscilla’s asked us for dinner tomorrow night.’

‘That’s very kind of you,’ said Mr Daviot.

‘Yes, thank you, Priscilla,’ said Hamish, quickly including himself in the invitation.

Priscilla wondered what her father would say about having Hamish Macbeth as a dinner guest.

When the dinner was over, Mr Daviot signed his bill and Hamish told the waiter airily he would settle his with Mr Johnson in the morning.

On the way out, Hamish fell back a little behind the others. ‘What did you think of your meal?’ asked Mr Johnson.

‘You auld scunner,’ said Hamish furiously. ‘I’m starving. That was child’s portions. It’s worth half a dozen eggs and that’s all you’re going to get.’

‘Keep your hair on, laddie. The nouvelle cuisine is now being replaced by vieille. Brodie nearly had a heart attack with rage. Says the whole of Lochdubh’s out to starve him.’

‘Aye, well, the fish and chip shop will be doing a grand trade tonight.’

Hamish caught up with the others, said goodbye to the Daviots and then escorted Priscilla to her car.

‘That was a disgusting meal, Hamish,’ said Priscilla. ‘But I forgive you all. I never thought to see the day when you would attempt to court a superintendent. High time you decided to do something with your life.’

Hamish hesitated. He dare not tell her he had only done it to spite Blair. She kissed him lightly on the cheek and climbed into her car. ‘Want a lift?’

‘No, I’ll walk.’ Hamish raised a hand in farewell and she drove off.

As he strolled along the waterfront, he suddenly saw a figure hurrying along the pavement on the other side of the road. The figure had an anorak hood pulled well over the head, but by those gleaming sneakers, he was sure it was Trixie. She turned her head away as if hoping not to be recognized. He turned and watched her. She was heading for the hotel.

He wondered what she was up to. She appeared to have taken over the gardening from Paul, who could often be seen sitting on the wall outside his house, staring at the loch. Then he forgot about her and wondered instead how Colonel Halburton-Smythe was taking the news that Hamish Macbeth had been invited to dinner.

‘Ask the super and his wife by all means,’ the colonel was raging, ‘but I will not have that scrounging bobby in this house.’

‘In that case,’ said Priscilla coolly, ‘I shall just have to take them all out to a restaurant. Daviot will be very disappointed not to find Hamish at the dinner.’

Jenkins, the butler, who had been serving the colonel’s supper of whisky and sandwiches, bent and whispered something in the colonel’s ear. The colonel looked startled and left the room followed by his butler. He returned a few moments later, looking very pleased about something, and said, ‘Maybe I was too harsh, Priscilla. Ask your local bobby by all means.’

What had Jenkins said, wondered Priscilla. The butler loathed Hamish. Her father’s change of heart meant that Jenkins had told him something that had led the colonel to believe that Hamish would be unable to attend that dinner. It was no use asking Jenkins what he had said. Jenkins did not like her either.

She waited until Jenkins came back in with the coffee and slipped out and went down to the cook-housekeeper’s parlour, halfway down the backstairs.

Mrs Angus, the cook-housekeeper, was slightly drunk, but then, that was her usual condition. Priscilla told her about the dinner and discussed the menu and then said, ‘Does Jenkins know something about Hamish Macbeth? I’ve got a feeling he doesn’t expect him to attend.’

‘That’s right,’ said Mrs Angus in her hoarse whisky voice. ‘Jamie, the water bailiff, told someone that Hamish Macbeth was going out poaching on the river tonight. You ken how Hamish and Jamie have the understanding, for Hamish aye takes just the one fish. Bigmouth Jamie was joking tae someone about the local copper being a poacher and that someone has reported it to that Mr Daviot.’

‘Who would do a thing like that? No one in the village, surely. Jenkins?’

‘Cannae be him. He’s been here all evening. But Hamish is to be on that river at midnight and probably that’s when this superintendent will go looking for him.’

Priscilla looked at the clock. Eleven-thirty! She ran to her room and changed into a sweater and tweed skirt and flat shoes and then climbed out of the back window so her father should not see her leave, got in her car, and roared off in search of Hamish.

The police station was in darkness and there was no reply to her knock so she drove off again in the direction of the River Anstey.

She parked the car and headed up the track beside the river to Hamish’s favourite beat. A thin drizzle was beginning to fall.

Hamish waded into the river and started to cast. The water gurgled about his waders and the wet air smelled of pine, bell heather, and honeysuckle. And then he heard someone crashing down through the undergrowth from the path. He reeled in his line and was making for the opposite bank when a familiar voice stopped him in his tracks. ‘Hamish!’

‘Priscilla?’

Hamish waded towards the voice. He could see the white blur of her face.

‘Get out of there,’ hissed Priscilla. ‘Some-one’s told the super about your poaching and he’s probably coming to arrest you. Get out! Give me your rod and net and I’ll hide them in the bushes. Get your waders off.’

Hamish handed her the rod and net and then sat down on the bank and pulled off his waders. Priscilla emerged from the undergrowth and took the waders and went off to hide them with rod and net.