Crazy Love (2 page)

Shaking her head, she headed back to her desk and a pile of applications waiting for Cupid’s expertise.

If a grumble-bum like Marc Fairley had sparked her interest she needed some serious downtime, preferably with a guy that wouldn’t look down his snooty nose at her business or bite her head off every time she opened her mouth.

Or better yet, she could immerse herself in work, her usual panacea for all ills, including the lonely bug that crawled under her skin on the odd occasion.

She rummaged in her top drawer for a pen and came across an old Post-it note where Belle had scribbled “GOLF” and stuck it to the bottom of the drawer. Her friend’s motto of “Guaranteed Orgasmic Laid-back Fun” hadn’t steered Belle wrong so why couldn’t she do the same?

Work was Sierra’s usual excuse but if she were completely honest she didn’t go for
laid-back fun
, Belle’s euphemism for one night stands. Too brief, too impersonal, but isn’t that what she wanted? Anything more was too complicated and if there was one thing she wasn’t good at, it was complication. Her childhood years had been testament to that.

Besides, falling for a guy was
not
on her agenda, especially not now when her business was starting to take off. She had an enterprise to build and a seven-figure goal for her nest egg. No use relying on some guy to come along and provide her with security, a sure fire way to end up broke and alone when he ran out.

She’d watched her mom struggle financially and emotionally and it wasn’t for her. She’d make her own way in this world and if a worthy guy came along to tempt her into thinking happily-ever-after, she’d consider it—before bolting in the opposite direction.

She could peddle love, she could live in a town where it slapped her in the face every day, she just couldn’t go there herself. And when a first-class jerk like Marc Fairley walked into her office and she started thinking
laid-back fun
, she knew it was time for a major distraction, something to fill her time other than work.

Her fingers toyed with the Post-It. Maybe she should change her philosophy and give Belle’s GOLF motto a try? Being in control and man-free had kept her sane, kept her grounded and warded off any potential threat to her ordered life for the last few years but was she satisfied?

She had great friends, a comfortable house, a successful business and Ripley, her beloved mutt—part Dane, part wolfhound.

A girl didn’t need anything or anyone else, though the occasional date, drink, meal and GOLF might go a long way to staving off the loneliness that threatened occasionally. A girl couldn’t live in Love and on fresh air alone.

Only problem was, she’d auditioned most of the half-decent guys in town for a GOLF game and had stopped well short of a hole-in-one every time. Apart from some heavy fooling around with Mr. Motherboard and a date with Belle’s cousin Myron from Miami when he’d been in town an eon ago, she hadn’t done much to hone her GOLF game in the last two years.

Pathetic, for a twenty-first century girl who collected more than elephants. Her stash of condoms had started out a joke but like anything else she did in life she liked to do it well. Despite her infrequent use of the product, she hoarded rubbers like some people saved stamps.

Belle had started the trend when a client had asked for a condom, and though Love Byte provided an all-inclusive dating service to its customers, Sierra had been unprepared for that request. Keen to remedy the situation, Belle had ordered an assortment of rubbers for the most discerning of daters and a new hobby had been born.

Belle was her major supplier, picking up the latest in condom couture whenever she hit the road on a buying trip for her salon. Sierra’s current rubber raincoat stash? 367. Elephants? 105. No prizes for guessing where her priorities lay.

Now, the harder she tried to concentrate on work, the more her gaze flitted to that bright yellow Post-it and its message. And despite her best intentions to ignore it, she kept associating GOLF and Marc Fairley together in her head.

Stupid, stupid, stupid
. She banged her head against her desk repeatedly, the position he found her in when he barged back into her office like a man possessed.

“You asked my mother about her
sexual preferences
?” Marc thrust the forms in her face and she shooed them away like a worrisome mosquito. “What sort of a sicko are you?”

She pushed against the floor with the tips of her pumps and swiveled back from the desk, hands behind her head as she leaned back.

“Nice to see you again, too.”

“God-dammit. All I wanted was a little background info from you and I get this?”

He flung the papers on her desk and sank into the chair opposite, shaking his head from side to side. “You’re a bigger pain in the ass than I anticipated.”

So City Boy thought he could get the lowdown on his mom’s relationship from her? Fat chance.

She blew him a kiss and batted her eyelashes. “Flattery will get you everywhere.”

There it was again, the slight upturning at the corners of his mouth when she thought he’d give her a double-shot of that grizzly temper.

“If you extend those muscles around your mouth a fraction more you might actually crack it for a smile some day soon.”

She flashed a dazzling smile as a demo.

“Are you this smart-mouthed with everyone who comes in here or is it just me?”

“It’s you.”

She wiggled her fingers in a cheeky wave, enjoying herself more by the minute, while he rubbed his temples as if staving off a blinder of a headache.

“What a frigging mess.”

Bummer, just when she was getting warmed up to hurl some real insults his way, he had to tug on her heartstrings with his rendition of a man with the weight of the world on his oh-so-broad shoulders.

“Want to tell me about it?”

He fixed her with that Superman glare again, his hair doing the weird, spiky, just-out-of-bed thing guys’ hair did, the thing she loved, especially if she got to run her hands through it and smooth down the spikes herself as they got back into bed.

Yikes. There she went again, associating grizzly with sex. Maybe she should give serious consideration to a round of GOLF sooner rather than later before she did something out of character, like making him her personal caddie and hope for a stroke under par.

“Long story. I’d rather not get into it.”

He glanced at his Rolex and rubbed the spot between his eyes, the same one she would’ve been aiming for earlier if she’d gone through with her elephant throwing, where a tiny, perpetual frown resided. “Besides, I’m starving and I can’t think on an empty stomach.”

Oh no. No, no,
no
. She wasn’t going to take up the challenge and invite him to have dinner with her. She already had plans with Belle. Mexican. Margaritas Tequila shots.
Sans
grumpy hot guy.

“Have some dinner then.”

He stopped rubbing his forehead. “Is that an invitation?”

She should’ve feigned selective deafness. She should’ve said no. She should’ve ordered his uptight ass out of her office. Her lips formed a refusal.

“Whatever.”

Great. She’d should’ve’d all over herself.

“I wouldn’t want to put you out.”

“You already did the minute you walked in here and started shooting off at the mouth but hey, never let it be said a Lovernian can’t show an intruder some hospitality.”

He smiled for the first time and the affect was breathtaking. It transformed his face, alleviating the hard planes, smoothing the frown and adding a depth she hadn’t imagined. To make matters worse, he had a sexy crease in his right cheek and damn, she had a thing for dimples.

“Lovernian? You made that up, right?”

She looked away, unable to string coherent words together while he smiled like that.

“I wouldn’t say that too loud around here. The local Lovernians are a species unto themselves and they devour stuck-up types like you for breakfast.”

“You think I’m stuck-up?”

“I think you’re a lot of things but let’s not get into that now. I better save some abuse for dinner.”

“Speaking of which, where do people eat in this hokey place?”

Don’t invite him back to your place…don’t invite him back to your place
…

Thankfully, this time, her mind and mouth worked in sync.

“Chips’n’dips at Venus, the local bar, or home cooked stuff at the Love Shack. Take your pick.”

His smile broadened to a grin and she sucked in a breath, blown away and trying not to show it. “Any other places around here named after dated songs? Guess I should gel my hair and squeeze into an old pair of acid-washed denim.”

Great, now he was pulling out the big guns. Apart from dimples, she definitely had a thing for a sense of humor.

“Careful. Sounded like you cracked a joke. Wouldn’t want to go over the top and make me laugh or anything.”

“Is this your idea of flirting?”

“You really don’t get out much, do you, Slick?”

“I get out plenty, I just don’t meet people like you very often.”

“People like me?”

He paused, did that weird piercing eye contact thing again, the same way he’d looked her up and down when he’d come in earlier. This time, her nether regions tingled as if rousing from a long sleep and the way he kept staring at her, homed in on him to give her a wake-up call she’d never forget.

“Forthright. Funny. Interesting.”

“So city folk are lying, serious, boring types?”

“Not all. Just the ones I usually meet.”

“Well then, you’ve come to the right place. Love will get under your skin quicker than you think, leaving you wanting more in the end.”

A strange expression, part-revulsion, part-fear, flickered across his face though it vanished so quickly she must’ve imagined it.

“I doubt that. Now, about dinner?”

Nice change of subject. Marc Fairley was uncomfortable with the L word? She’d have to remember that. Playing on a man’s weakness was a sure-fire way to bring him to his knees, especially if he got her riled like he had earlier.

“Love Shack it is. The old diner serves a mean burger, the Mexican is authentic and their soda fountain malts are to die for.”

He stood, dwarfing her office in an instant. This guy was seriously big and if everything was in proportion…

Stop right there. Don’t think GOLF, not in relation to him. Bet he has a lousy swing, a dented club and balls that are skewed
.

However, the more she tried not to, the more her mind drifted south and she struggled for her eyes not to follow suit.

“Soda fountain? You’re kidding, right?” Shaking his head, he chuckled. “I’ve stepped into a time warp and ended up in a rerun of Happy Days.”

Before she could respond his intense gaze swept her body, sending a sizzle of heat from her fingertips to her toes, as she wished for a chunk of Kryptonite to stop from melting.

“Though you sure as hell don’t look like Joanie. See you there around seven?”

She nodded and he sauntered out the door, leaving her squirming like one of Uncle Hank’s worms on the end of a hook.

She tore the Post-it note out of her drawer, screwed it into a tight wad and lobbed it into the trash, muttering “damn golf” and other atrocities as she tried to refocus on work.

After her fourth attempt at analyzing Cupid’s latest data matches, Sierra pushed away from her desk and grabbed her bag. Her concentration was shot and she needed a caffeine injection, pronto.

The cappuccino she’d sculled thirty minutes ago didn’t have her half as wired as her run-in with City Boy and while another coffee mightn’t be the best idea she could do with the walk to Aphrodite’s.

She inhaled as she stepped out into the sunshine, calmed by the sweet, heavy scent of freesias in the air. She loved the delicate pink and white flowers tinged with gold, their heady perfume a reminder of the first time she’d set foot in town and been captivated by the abundance of bright flowers in pots along Main Street.

With Dolores hanging onto her hand for fear she’d bolt she’d been dragged up this street, sullen and silent while her mom grinned at everyone like a newly crowned Miss California greeting fans.

While mom had done the royal wave, Sierra had avoided eye contact and counted pots outside the shop-fronts, focusing on the thin stems and delicate petals to curb the rising panic with every step into town.

She’d lost her dad, her hometown, her school, and her friends in the space of a week. Arriving in Love sucked.

Fear had numbed her feet, anesthetized her heart and produced a healthy distrust of males that lingered to this day but Love had grown on her, had become a comfortable fit and every season the freesias bloomed she was reminded how far she’d come from that scared, lost little girl.

She loved Main Street, its eclectic shops a draw for tourists and locals alike. She regularly shopped at the organic grocer, the toffee store and the coffee house, partial to the freshly ground beans from around the world.

Tourists preferred the funky fashions in a string of tiny boutiques stocking everything from kaftans to love beads, loitered in the aromatherapist’s and spent a squillion on souvenirs in Amor’s Corner Shop.

The town hadn’t lost its cozy charm despite the constant influx of rubberneckers and while there were regular complaints about the lack of restaurants and bars, she liked knowing everyone when she headed to Venus for a Margarita or a delish meal at the Love Shack.

She reached the end of the block, turned left past the grade and high schools, crossed the town square and passed the town hall, following her nose and the scent of soul-reviving coffee as she pushed aside a curtain of hanging beads and stepped into Aphrodite, the best café this side of LA.

While the faded linoleum floor, mismatched tables, wobbly chairs and gingham curtains weren’t as aesthetically pleasing as a shiny new Starbucks or Gloria Jeans, the coffees were to die for.

“The usual, love?”

Sierra shook her head at Cythera, the owner. While the forty-something woman with a penchant for dreadlocks and crystals denied it, everyone reckoned she’d changed her name to that of a Greek-Cyprian love goddess to fit in with the town’s theme.