Complete Works of F. Scott Fitzgerald (Illustrated) (312 page)

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‘It’s different. You’re a dame. I’ve got my self-respect to think of.’

‘What do you expect me to do--flirt with you?’

‘No--that’s old stuff. But I thought we could sit around and have a drink.’

‘Perhaps later,’ she said, and then, ‘Is this harder work than the studio? Am I so difficult to look at?’

‘I don’t mind looking at you but why couldn’t we sit on the sofa?’

‘You don’t sit on the sofa at the studio.’

‘Sure you do. Listen, if you tried all the doors in the Writers’ Building you’d find a lot of them locked and don’t you forget it.’

She stepped back and squinted at him.

‘Locked? To be undisturbed?’ She put down her brush. ‘I’ll get you a drink.’

When she returned she stopped for a moment in the doorway--Pat had removed his shirt and stood rather sheepishly in the middle of the floor holding it toward her.

‘Here’s that shirt,’ he said. ‘You can have it. I know where I can get a lot more.’

For a moment longer she regarded him; then she took the shirt and put it on the sofa.

‘Sit down and let me finish,’ she said. As he hesitated she added, ‘Then we’ll have a drink together.’

‘When’ll that be?’

‘Fifteen minutes.’

She worked quickly--several times she was content with the lower face--several times she deliberated and started over. Something that she had seen in the commissary was missing.

‘Been an artist a long time?’ Pat asked.

‘Many years.’

‘Been around artists’ studios a lot?’

‘Quite a lot--I’ve had my own studios.’

‘I guess a lot goes on around those studios. Did you ever--’

He hesitated.

‘Ever what?’ she queried.

‘Did you ever paint a naked man?’

‘Don’t talk for one minute, please.’ She paused with brush uplifted, seemed to listen, then made a swift stroke and looked doubtfully at the result.

‘Do you know you’re difficult to paint?’ she said, laying down the brush.

‘I don’t like this posing around,’ he admitted. ‘Let’s call it a day.’ He stood up. ‘Why don’t you--why don’t you slip into something so you’ll be comfortable?’

The Princess smiled. She would tell her friends this story--it would sort of go with the picture, if the picture was any good, which she now doubted.

‘You ought to revise your methods,’ she said. ‘Do you have much success with this approach?’

Pat lit a cigarette and sat down.

‘If you were eighteen, see, I’d give you that line about being nuts about you.’

‘But why any line at all?’

‘Oh, come off it!’ he advised her. ‘You wanted to paint me, didn’t you?’

‘Yes.’

‘Well, when a dame wants to paint a guy--’ Pat reached down and undid his shoe strings, kicked his shoes onto the floor, put his stockinged feet on the couch. ‘--when a dame wants to see a guy about something or a guy wants to see a dame, there’s a payoff, see.’

The Princess sighed. ‘Well I seem to be trapped,’ she said. ‘But it makes it rather difficult when a dame just wants to paint a guy.’

‘When a dame wants to paint a guy--’ Pat half closed his eyes, nodded and flapped his hands expressively. As his thumbs went suddenly toward his suspenders, she spoke in a louder voice.

‘Officer!’

There was a sound behind Pat. He turned to see a young man in khaki with shining black gloves, standing in the door.

‘Officer, this man is an employee of Mr DeTinc’s. Mr DeTinc lent him to me for the afternoon.’

The policeman looked at the staring image of guilt upon the couch.

‘Get fresh?’ he inquired.

‘I don’t want to prefer charges--I called the desk to be on the safe side. He was to pose for me in the nude and now he refuses.’ She walked casually to her easel.’ Mr Hobby, why don’t you stop this mock-modesty--you’ll find a turkish towel in the bathroom.’

Pat reached stupidly for his shoes. Somehow it flashed into his mind that they were running the eighth race at Santa Anita--

‘Shake it up, you,’ said the cop. ‘You heard what the lady said.’

Pat stood up vaguely and fixed a long poignant look on the Princess.

‘You told me--’ he said hoarsely, ‘you wanted to paint--’

‘You told me I meant something else. Hurry please. And officer, there’s a drink in the pantry.’

. . . A few minutes later as Pat sat shivering in the centre of the room his memory went back to those peep-shows of his youth--though at the moment he could see little resemblance. He was grateful at least for the turkish towel, even now failing to realize that the Princess was not interested in his shattered frame but in his face.

It wore the exact expression that had wooed her in the commissary, the expression of Hollywood and Vine, the other self of Mr DeTinc--and she worked fast while there was still light enough to paint by.

 

 

 

 

TWO OLD-TIMERS

 

 

Esquire
(March 1941)

 

Phil Macedon, once the Star of Stars, and Pat Hobby, script writer, had collided out on Sunset near the Beverly Hills Hotel. It was five in the morning and there was liquor in the air as they argued and Sergeant Gaspar took them around to the station house. Pat Hobby, a man of forty-nine, showed fight, apparently because Phil Macedon failed to acknowledge that they were old acquaintances.

He accidentally bumped Sergeant Gaspar who was so provoked that he put him in a little barred room while they waited for the Captain to arrive.

Chronologically Phil Macedon belonged between Eugene O’Brien and Robert Taylor. He was still a handsome man in his early fifties and he had saved enough from his great days for a hacienda in the San Fernando Valley; there he rested as full of honours, as rolicksome and with the same purposes in life as Man o’ War.

With Pat Hobby life had dealt otherwise. After twenty-one years in the industry, script and publicity, the accident found him driving a 1933 car which had lately become the property of the North Hollywood Finance and Loan Co. And once, back in 1928, he had reached a point of getting bids for a private swimming pool.

He glowered from his confinement, still resenting Macedon’s failure to acknowledge that they had ever met before.

‘I suppose you don’t remember Coleman,’ he said sarcastically. ‘Or Connie Talmadge or Bill Corker or Allan Dwan.’

Macedon lit a cigarette with the sort of timing in which the silent screen has never been surpassed, and offered one to Sergeant Gaspar.

‘Couldn’t I come in tomorrow?’ he asked. ‘I have a horse to exercise--’

‘I’m sorry, Mr Macedon,’ said the cop--sincerely for the actor was an old favourite of his. ‘The Captain is due here any minute. After that we won’t be holding
you.’

‘It’s just a formality,’ said Pat, from his cell.

‘Yeah, it’s just a--’ Sergeant Gaspar glared at Pat. ‘It may not be any formality for
you.
Did you ever hear of the sobriety test?’

Macedon flicked his cigarette out the door and lit another.

‘Suppose I come back in a couple of hours,’ he suggested.

‘No,’ regretted Sergeant Gaspar. ‘And since I have to detain you, Mr Macedon, I want to take the opportunity to tell you what you meant to me once. It was that picture you made,
The Final Push,
it meant a lot to every man who was in the war.’

‘Oh, yes,’ said Macedon, smiling.

‘I used to try to tell my wife about the war--how it was, with the shells and the machine guns--I was in there seven months with the 26th New England--but she never understood. She’d point her finger at me and say “Boom! you’re dead,” and so I’d laugh and stop trying to make her understand.’

‘Hey, can I get out of here?’ demanded Pat.

‘You shut up!’ said Gaspar fiercely. ‘You probably wasn’t in the war.’

‘I was in the Motion Picture Home Guard,’ said Pat. ‘I had bad eyes.’

‘Listen to him,’ said Gaspar disgustedly. ‘That’s what all them slackers say. Well, the war was something. And after my wife saw that picture of yours I never had to explain to her. She knew. She always spoke different about it after that--never just pointed her finger at me and said “Boom!” I’ll never forget the part where you was in that shell hole. That was so real it made my hands sweat.’

‘Thanks,’ said Macedon graciously. He lit another cigarette, ‘You see, I was in the war myself and I knew how it was. I knew how it felt.’

‘Yes sir,’ said Gaspar appreciatively. ‘Well; I’m glad of the opportunity to tell you what you did for me. You--you explained the war to my wife.’

‘What are you talking about?’ demanded Pat Hobby suddenly. ‘That war picture Bill Corker did in 1925?’

‘There he goes again,’ said Gaspar. ‘Sure--
The Birth of a Nation.
Now you pipe down till the Captain comes.’

‘Phil Macedon knew me then all right,’ said Pat resentfully, ‘I even watched him work on it one day.’

‘I just don’t happen to remember you, old man,’ said Macedon politely, ‘I can’t help that.’

‘You remember the day Bill Corker shot that shell hole sequence don’t you? Your first day on the picture?’

There was a moment’s silence.

‘When will the Captain be here?’ Macedon asked.

‘Any minute now,’ Mr Macedon.’

‘Well, I remember,’ said Pat, ‘--because I was there when he had that shell hole dug. He was out there on the back lot at nine o’clock in the morning with a gang of hunkies to dig the hole and four cameras. He called you up from a field telephone and told you to go to the costumer and get into a soldier suit. Now you remember?’

‘I don’t load my mind with details, old man.’

‘You called up that they didn’t have one to fit you and Corker told you to shut up and get into one anyhow. When you got out to the back lot you were sore as hell because your suit didn’t fit.’

Macedon smiled charmingly.

‘You have a most remarkable memory. Are you sure you have the right picture--and the right actor?’ he asked.

‘Am I!’ said Pat grimly. ‘I can see you right now. Only you didn’t have much time to complain about the uniform because that wasn’t Corker’s plan. He always thought you were the toughest ham in Hollywood to get anything natural out of--and he had a scheme. He was going to get the heart of the picture shot by noon--before you even knew you were acting. He turned you around and shoved you down into that shell hole on your fanny, and yelled “Camera”.’

‘That’s a lie,’ said Phil Macedon. ‘I
got
down.’

‘Then why did you start yelling?’ demanded Pat. ‘I can still hear you: “Hey, what’s the idea! Is this some -- -- gag? You get me out of here or I’ll walk out on you!”

‘--and all the time you were trying to claw your way up the side of that pit, so damn mad you couldn’t see. You’d almost get up and then you’d slide back and lie there with your face working--till finally you began to bawl and all this time Bill had four cameras on you. After about twenty minutes you gave up and just lay there, heaving. Bill took a hundred feet of that and then he had a couple of prop men pull you out.’

The police Captain had arrived in the squad car. He stood in the doorway against the first grey of dawn.

‘What you got here, Sergeant? A drunk?’

Sergeant Gaspar walked over to the cell, unlocked it and beckoned Pat to come out. Pat blinked a moment--then his eyes fell on Phil Macedon and he shook his finger at him.

‘So you see I
do
know you,’ he said. ‘Bill Corker cut that piece of film and titled it so you were supposed to be a doughboy whose pal had just been killed. You wanted to climb out and get at the Germans in revenge, but the shells bursting all around and the concussions kept knocking you back in.’

‘What’s it about?’ demanded the Captain.

‘I want to prove I know this guy,’ said Pat. ‘Bill said the best moment in the picture was when Phil was yelling “I’ve al
ready
broken my first finger nail!” Bill titled it “Ten Huns will go to hell to shine your shoes!”‘

‘You’ve got here “collision with alcohol”,’ said the Captain looking at the blotter. ‘Let’s take these guys down to the hospital and give them the test.’

‘Look here now,’ said the actor, with his flashing smile, ‘my name’s Phil Macedon.’

The Captain was a political appointee and very young. He remembered the name and the face but he was not especially impressed because Hollywood was full of has-beens.

They all got into the squad car at the door.

After the test Macedon was held at the station house until friends could arrange bail. Pat Hobby was discharged but his car would not run, so Sergeant Gaspar offered to drive him home.

‘Where do you live?’ he asked as they started off.

‘I don’t live anywhere tonight,’ said Pat. ‘That’s why I was driving around. When a friend of mine wakes up I’ll touch him for a couple of bucks and go to a hotel.’

‘Well now,’ said Sergeant Gaspar, ‘I got a couple of bucks that ain’t working.’

The great mansions of Beverly Hills slid by and Pat waved his hand at them in salute.

‘In the good old days,’ he said, ‘I used to be able to drop into some of those houses day or night. And Sunday mornings--’

‘Is that all true you said in the station,’ Gaspar asked, ‘--about how they put him in the hole?’

‘Sure, it is,’ said Pat. ‘That guy needn’t have been so upstage. He’s just an old-timer like me.’

 

 

 

 

MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

 

 

Esquire
(April 1941)

 

I

 

The swarthy man, with eyes that snapped back and forward on a rubber band from the rear of his head, answered to the alias of Dick Dale. The tall, spectacled man who was put together like a camel without a hump--and you missed the hump--answered to the name of E. Brunswick Hudson. The scene was a shoeshine stand, insignificant unit of the great studio. We perceive it through the red-rimmed eyes of Pat Hobby who sat in the chair beside Director Dale.

The stand was out of doors, opposite the commissary. The voice of E. Brunswick Hudson quivered with passion but it was pitched low so as not to reach passers-by.

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