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Authors: April Henry
"You should be glad you like me better," she said, "since I heard that the actress who played me has just finished her third marriage and her fourth admission to the Betty Ford Clinic." She turned her face toward him for another kiss.
Outside the windows of Dante's Fourth Avenue condo, horns, sirens and car alarms punctuated the ceaseless murmur of New York City. After a half-dozen trips here, Claire had gotten to the point where she almost didn't hear it anymore. Dante, on the other hand, still had difficulty sleeping whenever he visited Portland, finding the silence oppressive. They had talked about one or the other of them moving, but Charlie pulled Claire one way and Dante's job at the Met pulled him the other, so for now they made do with frequent visits. Claire snapped off the light and moved into Dante's arms. She didn't know where things would end up, but she was enjoying the trip.
NJYNLF = Enjoying Life
1DRKNYT = One Dark Night
2RU LUV = True Love
6ULDV8 = Sexual Deviate
AMYSTREE = A Mystery
ANGLBB = Angel Baby
AXNU8D+ = Accentuate the Positive
BBNBRD = Baby on Board
BG BKS = Big Bucks
CC DDAY = Seize the Day
COWPOO = Manure
CUNQRT = See You in Court
DEVORSD = Divorced
EZ4U2SA = Easy for You to Say
FX108 = Affectionate
GETNAKD = Get Naked
H20UUP2 = What Are (water) You Up To?
IMHERE = I'm Here
IRITEI = Right Between the Eyes
KPASAMD = What's Up (que pasa), Doc?Key to License Plate Terms
L8RG8R = Later Gator
MSTBF8 = Must Be Fate
MYTB$$ = Might Be Money
NJYNLF = Enjoying Life
N4CR = Enforcer
OL4LUV = All for Love
OWTAHR = Outta Here
PP DR = Urologist
QS10ALL = Question All
RESQME = Rescue Me
RUD14ME = Are You the One for Me?
STAY2ND = Stay Tuned
SWMR - Swimmer
TI—3VOM = Move It (as seen from a rearview mirror)
TVZTRU = TV Is True
ULIV IS = You Live Once
XQQSME = Excuse Me
YRUFAT = Why Are You Fat?
ZTHSIT? = Is This It?